ali g talks with priests and rabis

[conlaiarla]

Ali G is an two faced bigot who uses genuine people of all faiths for cheap entertainment for the benifit of half wits and his own bank balance.

[donogam]

@conlaiarla Couldnt agree more on that one, but the pedophile of a priest looks like his been eating his own nuts.

[conlaiarla]

@donogam So all priests are paedophiles , all Jews rich . all blacks ignorant and violent etc etc Great rational argument you have there.

[donogam]

@conlaiarla There is more then one example of catholic priests being child abusers, so i have a good reason to mention them. But I never mentioned Jews or blacks, so plz keep your retardation problems to yourself.

[conlaiarla]

@donogam Sensitive about blacks and Jews? I suppose you believe Catholics are fair game ? Try me.

[CasperJasper88]

@conlaiarla Actually, Ali G is a character portrayed by Sacha Baron Cohen who is a comedic genius that uses real people in satirical situations to expose the world to the rampant ignorance and conceit that exists all around us. You seem to be a prime example.

[conlaiarla]

@CasperJasper88 I am fully aware of this character and his creator. Also Cohens other alter ego Borat.Please refrain from making an idiot of yourself by making leaps of assumption of which you are incapable.

[CasperJasper88]

@conlaiarla I'm not assuming anything. I'm making an inference from your post. Ali G isn't anything. He's a character. He's make belief. He's a tool to reveal people for who they are - slaves to their own beliefs. Ali G himself doesn't have a bank balance. Sacha does. You should be more careful with your words. Judging from what you said it's not a leap to infer that you believe Ali G to be his own person with his own beliefs and his own bank account.

[hexmeohdear]

the grumpy old man says "Nooo" like GabeN.

[pawnedlol1]

LOL SISTER FISTER XD

[RoboBreadMan]

... the priest wants evidence? *PFFFFFFT.... LOOOOOOOL

[TheNeverendingfire]

lolll he called the lady fat!!

[streetballwarriors]

whats the priests problem. its very offensive? what is it than that priest fuck little children? isnt that offensive? bastard

[conlaiarla]

@streetballwarriors You are an ignorant prick.

[MegaTroll14]

umm... who the hell is david blaine???

[ThrowDownArtists]

@MegaTroll14 A Magician.

[Deere55]

Ali G>Borat>>>>>>>>>........>Bruno

[idfgirl18]

"hypocriticolist" lmfao

[barcaloco04]

where are the full vids??

[schmales26]

Ali G > Bruno > Borat

[groeneveldp]

Palestine trees bear a strange fruit, Blood on the leaves and blood at the root, Palestine bodies swinging in the breeze, Strange fruit hanging from the olive trees. Pastoral scene of the palestine land, The bulging eyes and a cramped hand , Scent of olives, oily and fresh, Then the sudden smell of burning  flesh. Here is fruit for the crows to pluck, For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck, For the sun to rot, for the trees to drop, Here is a strange and bitter crop.

[0Arteetlabore0]

me mate dave has a nine incher he gets it out all the time! lol

[Redjoker96]

wait so is ali g really borat?

[avibary]

@Redjoker96same actor

[OHerman1O]

No room in the Inn? That's coz it was Xmas, lol

[Concept0000]

This was when Sacha was funny.. Bruno was the Peak

[RagingUtai]

you fucking zionist sacha, keep putting shit on christians and sucking jews cocks.

[dan11009]

@RagingUtai  cause he doesnt bash jews??? dont be silly

[RagingUtai]

@dan11009

hes a jew ! hes allowed to bash jews. Where do u see christians bashing jews???

[dan11009]

@RagingUtai well the christians say the jews killed the son of god, and are all going to hell, whats not bashing about that?

[RagingUtai]

@dan11009

What movies out say that? what happened to jesus is was written thousand sof years ago. But where do u see today of christians mocking jews in movies??!!

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@RagingUtaI There are none most chrfistians dont care to maek fun of others religions. Jews get off on it. From pissing on jesus in curb your enthusiasm to what we see in movies like easy a they LOVE portraying christians as dumb and ignorantg and if you talk to anyone under thirty they have been indocrinated into believing it about themselves or others.

[Antipropaganator]

@ITHEREONETHATHASNT Christians pissed on Jews for centuries. I don't blame Jews for doing the same in return. Jews make fun of everything and everybody including their very self at first. I myself prefer that a lot more than earnest, humorless Christians with dust in their veins.

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@Antipropaganator True enough have a nice day friend. PS I love jewish people just not bias treatment of religions. All religions have a horrible past its just you cant call jews on it because they have been through so much in the last hundred years.

[nosmopika]

@ITHEREONETHATHASNT i would like to add the crusades

[nosmopika]

@ITHEREONETHATHASNT They do the same to jews

[nbl23]

2.20-2.23 LOL.. did he growl?

[thepokermyth]

i love how when he says he's been celibate for 52 years, ali g looks woozy like he's about to faint haha 3:33

[EmceeKayR]

52years without sex, and it shows

[Rockets010101]

Mmmm that asian dr is so fucking hot

[spamjax]

Her name was Sister Fister

[chabi3000]

SACHA BARON CHOEN Y U JEWISH ! 

[reddwarf89]

U do no that this is not an really interview, without priests and Church we would be dumb as hell, they were the one that started schools and stuff in the first place... if u dont want to believe in God thats your opinion... but do not say stupid things around the internet... Jesus existed which was conformed by the fcking ateists, and fckn emperors that were believing in nothing, and believe me, church would not be existing right now if that was false...

[RoronoaAmv]

check yo self before yo wreck yo self D:

[speedcoregewalt]

lol 1:28 what day is he meant to be born on? Does that refer to the fact that the catholic church made 25 december jesus his birthday to appeal to the heathens?

[loveuforeverapril20]

That's funny how Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G) brings up if that guy would marry anybody that wasn't jewish. Sacha Baron Cohen is jewish and his wife had to convert to judiasm and study it for 3 years just to marry him.

[speedcoregewalt]

@loveuforeverapril20 yes, but I think that his family also had a hand in that. once a goj always a goj.

[loveuforeverapril20]

@speedcoregewalt By "goj" do you mean good old jew?

[speedcoregewalt]

@loveuforeverapril20 no goj means ´people´ in old hebrew language, but in modern hebrew it means ´non-jew', with the connotation 'persons who are not like us'

[beHyperion]

Religion is bullshit......

[AwakenFinland]

Lolo I love the priests expressions :----D

[Qtown20]

Marshall McLuhan said; "Moral indignation is a technique used to endow the idiot with dignity." (1967)

[TheGameInformer]

atheists try to cram their views down people's throats just as much as the extreme christians

[bosanaczauvjek]

THE PRIEST LOOKS LIKE HE MOLESTS PEOPLE

[PattyGreendale]

"So God is just a over hyped David Blane?"

[AAAjMMMiRRR]

wat if she was fitter??!! :D

[coboyce121190]

0:30

God can't make square circles but man can.

watch?v=E3EYYNbdW5U

[studas2011]

diggidy check yo self befo yo wreck yo self

[supercyrusthegreat]

no room in the inn

because it's christmas wasn't it?

.....

[RichOfNottz]

Its funny how the priest said: 'Life's not all about sex' though he's never experienced it :S

[Excpired]

@RichOfNottz Pretty sure hes like 70 something, chances are he did have sex before he became a priest. A lot of priests have.

[seamorgh21]

That priest is grumpy, he needs to get laid.

[Rain1243]

@seamorgh21 3:45 look at his face when he says sex. Such AWE

[conlaiarla]

@seamorgh21 Gosh are you not the original dick head.

[seamorgh21]

@conlaiarla What makes you say that?

[whereswaldo5]

i love his christmas jokes LMFAO

[shotta0121]

I had the same reaction as Ali when the priest said he remained celibate for 52 years.

[Konstiin]

i wonder if the rabbi knew that Baron Cohen is an orthodox jew lol, would be interesting

[AmazingKidable]

bring this show back

[destined2sleep]

no room at the INN, thats because it was xmas innit. LMFAOOO

[airllama11]

4:00 "What if she was a bit fitter. Would you marry her then?"

[MrOfferp]

I thought I was picky but only marrying someone that is Jewish sure limits your choice

[Wudupbay]

Look at the Jewish guy give Ali a nod when he says he got a video of the stripper nun.

[foxterrier65]

What was his name again? lol.

[kirked007]

Fantastic illustration of the arrogance of religious people. This Priest seems to consider himself to be very superior.

[fuckjewsism]

its that BORAT??

[CapitalBhoy78]

@fuckjewsism Sacha Baron Cohen indeed does both Borat and Ali G

[emiloprisa]

@fuckjewsism it's the same actor

[fourbabies1]

funny, funny, funny. when the fucking priest asked for evidence, ali g should have told him to have faith.

[MrPobec]

52 years!!!!?!?!?!?!

[Breakfast221]

@CapitalBhoy78 It's just a religious tradition. In religious communities, it's considered taboo to deviate from the religion. Most of the time it doesn't stem from arrogance or bigotry, just an interest in passing on their values. Once religion goes past that point and into Inquisition or Jihadi levels of "safeguarding" values, then it becomes a different story.

[CapitalBhoy78]

So the Jewish guy wouldn't marry any woman that isn't a jew,sounds quite bigoted to me...

[milascave2]

@CapitalBhoy78 He would marry a woman who would convert to Judaism. He want's to raise a Jewish family. It's a personal choice. That dosn't make him bogoted. He never said Jews are better.

[Ashton5TV]

she said her name was "sista fista" lmao 4:41

[eRedEagle]

Good times LoL - i want Ali G back

Thumbs up if you agree

[koosmangat]

keep pressing "7"!!! hahaha

[Padrino6]

Its a Nice discussion but i dont like offending à religion

[grig24x]

look at ali g's face 3:41

[Plife30]

"What is she were a bit fitter?" Gold

[MagicalMelan]

haha never seen this one

[Samoens100]

" There's more to life than sex.." . This priest guy hasn't lived, how can you die, without having sex, what's the point of life, if you don't live it.

[benbrown4544]

@Samoens100 yeah maybe he was meant to marry someone.. that's why you can find so many priests that are forced by the church to NOT marry committing acts of molestation etc..

[BDET89]

Love the way the priest says "it's not doucumented with any kind of evidence, it's hearsay".......Pretty much sums up religion really.

[reddwarf89]

@BDET89 he ment about nons you idiot

[BDET89]

@reddwarf89 Whats a "non"?? Do you mean a Nun? lol You clearly didn't get the joke either. IDIOT.

[reddwarf89]

@BDET89 i got the his "jokes" but not yours! yes i mean nun

[couchwanker]

theync,lol whyt are they posting on  youtube?

[slikplaya]

1:10..lmfao

[Nialification]

LMAO! she said her name wuz sista fista!!!!!!!!!!!

[rickyric1000]

the guy in the red suite in this video is such an asshole!

[WalleWildberrie]

@rickyric1000 oblivious troll is oblivious lol

[psychoathletic]

WHAT IF SHE WAS A BIT FITTER XAHXAHXAAXHXAHXHAAXHAX

[BobDylansNumber1Fan]

hahaha great stuff...that makes me hate religon, the catholic church and priests even more...52 years?? he's already dead, he's getting offended cause he's a waste of life and nothing else to do...i'm glad i'm atheist =)

[fergie974]

Sister mister

[Immortal4261]

"weve got de video lol" , think about it yourself , icing on the cake.

[Tobytrim]

I love the way the priest tried to dismiss Ali G's story as absurd because "There isn't any evidence" - As though he has any for HIS absurd claims!!

The utter arrogance in the vendors of religion!!

[Excpired]

@Tobytrim Even though the oldest book in history has the claims and every civilization in history has believed in a higher-power. Last I checked nobody ever wrote anything about nuns being strippers.

P.S : Cohen is a practicing Jew. (the guy who made the character), hes trying to point out the flaws in humanity, not in God.

[Tobytrim]

@Excpired " hes trying to point out the flaws in humanity, not in God."

Ha ha! - OF COURSE he's pointing out flaws in human beings! duh!

Anyone who takes the piss out of "true believers" in superstition, religion, and the numinous in general, is pointing out flaws in human behaviour.

Religion IS a human flaw! Critiqing behaviour in what doesn't manifest in reality (such as gods, goblins, or demons) would be absurd!

Claims of nun strippers are actually better verified than any bible tale! Lol!

[Tobytrim]

@Excpired "Even though the oldest book in history has the claims"

Incidently, which are you claiming as the "oldest book in history"? - Not the bible I take it? - It isn't!!

[Tobytrim]

Ha ha!!: " If god is got all tis amazin' powas, why aint he flexin' it. - Take my mate Dave. He's got a 9 incher. he's always gettin' it out! - If you got it, flaunt it!!"

Priceless stuff!!

[seppomuppit]

how many times is that christian guy going to get offended

[IcyHot311]

OH MY GOD!! 52 years? Seriously?

[iwillbombyou]

Sister Fister roflmao

[RMNCOfficial]

"Me mate Dave, he has got a 9 incher, he gets out all da time!"

[acr08807]

"It's not documented by any evidence. It's hearsay." That's a pretty remarkable thing for a priest to say.

[nicbarrow]

wha' if she was a bit fi'er LOOOOOOOOOOOOLO

[WorldOfSnakes]

@BenjaminKaufman They're not arguing lol he's just trolling them!

[DannyJProductions]

trolling.

IRL.

[HASHANIMATIONS]

Loool, Ali G

[ryanjames286]

"well me's got a video of it"

[tubiejonny]

Who the fuck takes any advice from someone who hasn't had sex in 52 years!

[MrMasterTV]

"Her name was Sister Fister!"

[TaintedFaith88]

why do you chop one of your nuts off LOL

[brentybabes]

sister fista lol

[MoonPisces029]

why didn't the atheist lady say anything???????

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

@MoonPisces029 Maybe she was trying not to laugh...:)

[Rorix9]

wow the Catholic Priest looks evil

[louismas2]

@Rorix9 lmfao

[viralvideos333]

holy crap! kobe sprained his ankle soo bad copy and paste this in the search bar

[FredFredBurger53]

is it true that yous chop one of your balls off, XD classic!

[coleon8]

what if she was thinner..lmao

[Louisianabad]

hahaah i thought this said priests and rabies !!!!!!!!!!

[Bumblybee256]

Oh boohoo he's offended

[slasha26]

52 years my arse!!!!!!!

[Captainman5]

Hypocriticalist

[Tobytrim]

Ha!! This is a scream!!

The Catholic priest was getting really miffed, and looked the most relieved when Ali G started to sign off!

.......That said, even I was starting to cringe and dread what he might say next....

[Fiverrdrums]

No room in inn? That was because it was Christmas wuddn't it? hahahahahaha

[bananatea]

roflmao

[The33CaMeRoN33]

anyone else noticed the dead chalk mark on the ground?

[ownedncut]

"yo sorry." LOL

[Nils3OWN]

52 Years of Celibacy... That is IMPOSSIBLE

[peterchuvalov]

lol at that priest - only thing missing is a little boy! (no disrespect ;))))

[jpayne68177]

lol how can that priest say there is more to life than sex when he has never had sex? :P

[comanchio1976]

@jpayne68177 I've got a sneaking suspicion that he has..not sure little boys count though!:-p

[ProjectMaty]

stop talking about bullshit and watch the damn video... gees!

[xarontas666]

666 like

[lajko666]

2:21 love to see a pissed face of this arrogant piece of garbage.

[RedWingerSS]

@lajko666 I'd love to see you blow yourself up you piece of shit.

[hassmann2000]

@lajko666 So true.

[DoctorWeeTodd]

He's hammering the Rabbi about whether he'd do or marry a Shiksa, and is astounded that he wouldn't no matter how fit she is.

But in real life he actually got one to convert to Judaism for him!

[blueray1969]

why no imams in the interview?

[hassmann2000]

@blueray1969 Because they are not dumb like you.

[blueray1969]

@hassmann2000 they still believe in hocus-pocus, so I guess they are as dumb as each other.

[hassmann2000]

@blueray1969 At least they don't believe in gayness-anus like you and your entire culture does.

[RedWingerSS]

@hassmann2000 No. It's because they might get pissed and explode!

[hassmann2000]

@RedWingerSS Or the priest might get pissed and rape a small boy!

[RedWingerSS]

@blueray1969 No. It's because they might get really mad and explode... Literally!

[Serjhey]

that priest is such a fag lol, omg im offended

big fucking deal you scrub

[Dantezim1]

Sacha Baron is a genus!!!

[punkcity]

"Well dat's coz it was Christmas, innit?" LMAOOO

[BalzacCinema]

i heard "sister fister" and then busted a gut.

[Entertainmentwriter]

Brilliant.

[hasbo333]

No Ali g, or sacha baron Cohen is jewish

[5imbadzs]

How powerful is... God? Ahahahahah

[sangyedorje]

he finds it offensive but there is that smirk...

[imanshar90]

ali g is Muslim :)

[gogg0]

She said her name was Sister Fister

HAHAHAHAHHAA

[harv1911]

Priests ready ta start hooking aye haha

[bxfabolous]

lmfao @ the priest face at 1:09 , epic

[Kwitalski]

fucking hilarious

look at the bald guys face at 1:09 haha

[shuayb3]

Ali G what a silly man lol

[docker24]

"thats coz it was christmas, isnt?" lol best ever