The word nuts is said exactly 54 times in this video. I know, I counted them all. So they say nuts about every 3.3 seconds on average. Boy, Vince really is obsessed with his nuts.
@Imetysaw Well first I take my dough and roll it out. Then I put my nuts on to the pizza and piss all over it, after drinking 6 cans of Red Bull. This is the secret to perfect olive oil. I then masturbate onto the pizza and create the creamy white sauce since I'm making a white pizza. Then I rip all of pubic hair off my nuts and spread it all around. then comes the cheese which is made from my shredded up shit piled up high. Then I sing the happy birthday song as I put it in the oven for 5 hours
Kids love my nuts. Put my nuts in the fridge. Youre gonna eat my nuts. Pass my nuts around the table. Bang my nuts. Bacteria gets in my nuts. Best parts
You know, for $19.95, that's a good price for a slap chop and nut skin. But you know, Vince only has so much nut skin, so buy soon! You'll love his nuts! :P
1:03 to 1:10 seconds was the best part of the video
clifton559 1 day ago
72 people have skin on their nuts
TheBassoonFreak 1 week ago
I wonder if this guy ever looks himself up and finds this crap. And by "crap", I mean "awesomely hilarious crap".
keepthebeat929 1 week ago
lol its Like a tim and eric awesome show
NTXStudios 1 week ago
hahahahaha, fricken hilarious brah! Classic!
DanGan808 2 weeks ago
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The word nuts is said exactly 54 times in this video. I know, I counted them all. So they say nuts about every 3.3 seconds on average. Boy, Vince really is obsessed with his nuts.
RetroVideoFan 3 weeks ago
Love my nuts
killerfirewolf1 1 month ago
LOLz
This is the best Youtube Poop with Vince i've ever seen. Two thumbs up!!
BTTFandBillyMaysFan 1 month ago
" kids love my nuts" LOL
Skipper1448 1 month ago
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gabek30024 1 month ago
omg hahaha this is funny I can't stop laughing at this
123MPAabc 1 month ago
We're gonna make America love my nuts one slap a time.
kztar621 1 month ago
the ending was the funniest scene from the whole video. nice video
TheJoeStudd 2 months ago
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RetroVideoFan 2 months ago
Pretty cheesy. Linguini. Martini. Bikini. My nuts.
stormdumb 2 months ago
Is this the same guy from shamwow?
3amL101 2 months ago
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Rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
2010MusicGlobal 2 months ago
you can do it on my nuts (do it = sex)
ShadowKrueger 2 months ago
if i had a doller for eery time i heard nuts id never stop watching this
randomD777 2 months ago
And Veronica is Obsessed with Poop
DRAGONCLAN1000 2 months ago
Its pretty hard to come up whit a "original" comment nowadays
wexa89 2 months ago
the word nuts is said exactly 192 times in this video
tiosopaman 2 months ago
vince made 71 acounts and disliked this video :D
kp11isthebest 3 months ago
@kp11isthebest no, his 71 nuts he loves disliked the video
originalahnock 2 months ago
Now take the slap chop, 4 or 5 seconds it's worthless! Made me laugh so much
MrTom5921 3 months ago
the peoples that dislked are dooshes
joeecoollunder 3 months ago
i wonder if vince would be so popular if he hadn't said nuts in his telemarketing gig hahahahaha xD
NeroAngeloGR 3 months ago
Got vince's nuts?
DanGan808 3 months ago
1 slap, you got big nuts! 2 slaps, you're gonna love my nuts in a second, and look at this, you add a mushroom, you love my nuts! hahahaha
detinUretsehcnaM 3 months ago
70 people dont have nuts
RitaMoulderAuthor 3 months ago
70 people didnt love vinces nuts
stephengarrett1 3 months ago
You're gonna love my nuts
KingLibertyCity 3 months ago
you're gonna get the skin off my nuts absolutely free!
iROCKyourFACEsoHARD 3 months ago
xD bacterea gets in my nuts
asrob1001 3 months ago
linguini, martini, bikini.
LeJourDuJugement 3 months ago
thunmbs up if your here from Wilford Brimley Wants His Icecream!
LoneSoldierRyan 3 months ago
fedichini fedichini fedichini fedichini (in girls voice) fedichini martini baikini lol LOL
Minecraftchicken101 3 months ago
Turn captions on and around 2:28 - 2:32 pause and read the captions, its funny as hell, makes the funny, funnier!
MERMAIDSEIRA6 4 months ago
I know how you feel Vince. Bacteria gets in my nuts too. It makes my nuts cry.
TheBricksterable 4 months ago
you press 1 u get nuts u press 6 you get nuts u press 8 you get my nuts finally you press 9 you get Tbaged with nuts ROFL
cillyboyxtc2009 4 months ago
I am in a quarrel with my gf right now, and this shit made me laugh histerycaly right in the middle of it. =D
AntonKuzmin 4 months ago
Haha!!!!
Damien4life1593 4 months ago
Lol I no lifed counted nuts 54 times (everytime Vince said nuts) XDDDD
Matt314king 4 months ago
Haters.... look at the dislike bar... now look at your dick!
See? No difference
CatsAttack73 4 months ago in playlist CatsAttack73's Favorited Videos
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Rip the skin off my nuts :))
kissyourass25 4 months ago
bikini martini linguini lol...
One more thing, can anybody count how many times the word nuts is mentioned? i think we've got a worlds first here !
Youtub3rh4x0r 4 months ago
keep pressing 8
SuperSolaris29 4 months ago
0:17 Doesn'tth
bnrocker 4 months ago
ROFLOLMAO
bnrocker 4 months ago
"Call 1-800-951-NUTS!! lol! Wait, I'm going to be marked as spam.
JayREEZYsays 4 months ago 24
<3 his nuts
CertifiedGooner729 4 months ago
So hilarious.
SickSchizophrenic 4 months ago
holy shit this is funny
Crapu567 4 months ago
ROFLMAO!!!
girlperson1 4 months ago
XD
Beatrizrules98 4 months ago
One more time!!!!
ForeverFran12 4 months ago
bang my nuts, bang-bang-bang my nuts! XD
i am crying from laughing so hard
MegaNaenae13 4 months ago 30
You see this? Slap chop. 4 5 seconds. worthless. *throws into sink*
MCrex007 5 months ago
What's with the old lady at 0:39? That's like the only part I cracked up at.
NewDie9 5 months ago 4
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fuking98 5 months ago
ur gana eat my nuts lol
TheRandomUpdate23 5 months ago
XD Kids love my nuts
Furfurfur2001 5 months ago
XD you ad a pickle, you ad my nuts
shit my pants after that
SoundShunter72 5 months ago
67 people don't like vinces nuts
ShreddedKleenex 5 months ago
@ShreddedKleenex O RLY?
fuking98 5 months ago
@ShreddedKleenex But 2334 like vince's nuts
fuking98 5 months ago
@fuking98 Sorry,3223 people love vince's nuts
fuking98 5 months ago
it surprises me that no one used the step 3 to put PINGAS. i mean, when he opens that thing, saying PINGAS would fit...
TheRancor44 5 months ago
kids love my nuts!
Furfurfur2001 5 months ago
You'll get bacteria in my nuts
iwuhvbuubees 5 months ago
67 people dont like Vince's nuts
GenDewyy 5 months ago
White nuts. Yellow nuts
kgsolaman5000 5 months ago
were gonna make america love my nuts. ONE SLAP AT A TIME!
Mrcryptidsarereal 5 months ago
You're gonna get the skin.. off my nuts.
I fucking died.
px851 5 months ago
what happens if i actually dial that number i wonder
sephiroth9001 5 months ago
we dont like his nuts, WE LOVE HIS NUTS
3annoyingorange 5 months ago
LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!! "ba ba ba ba bang my nuts."
MissMissMonreal 5 months ago
hookers love his nuts.
chunkygoering 5 months ago
1:11 nice throw brotherxD
godbuildLetsplay 5 months ago
put my nuts in the fridge take my nuts when you need it pass my nuts around the table your gonna love my nuts
Kurocat97 5 months ago
I wanna smash his nuts with that :3 Im gonna buy it
toontownpenny8 5 months ago
bacteria gets in my nuts PRICELESS!!!!!!
PunchBagvideos 5 months ago
i gotta call them!
Lexathornberry 5 months ago
"were gonna make america love my nuts!"
no need, vince. no need.
tiosopaman 5 months ago
kids.love.my.nuts.
TheNourishedCOSMIC 5 months ago
I HAVENT LAUGHED THAT MUCH IN MY WHOLE LIFE MAN LOL
airsofters4life 5 months ago
The more you do it, the more you luv my nuttz.
24Witches 5 months ago
Just bang my nuttz, bang bang bang, my nuttz. You guys can do it with your whole hand. =) plz!
24Witches 5 months ago
Vince is probably kicking himself for making this commercial..
bionitroop 5 months ago
@bionitroop In the nuts :3
ElFudgeMusic 5 months ago
love my nuts.com xD
holyshizleeegahahgah 5 months ago
This is Hilarious! XD
king93A 5 months ago
i have always wondered this about the actual commercial, what martini do you put cheese in? that would be some gross shit.
celticpride859 5 months ago
my nuts lol i love pizza but give them my nutts
nicolecorcoran1 5 months ago
Haha
SuperScorpian123 5 months ago
he plays to much with his nuts lol
money10makers 5 months ago
The skin off my nuts.
Giremsix 5 months ago
For some reason.. this sounds painful.
ToastOfDOOMM 5 months ago
OMFG THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS
mcchickenwuzhere 5 months ago
shit man i cant stop laughing XD the kids will love my nut wow XD
hri24 5 months ago 29
lol "You're gonna make my nuts cry"
boringstuff0309 5 months ago
@boringstuff0309 blue balls
ToastOfDOOMM 5 months ago
pass my nuts across the table
ThreeDaysGrace327 5 months ago
¨I love pizza but once in a while my nuts get in¨
0o How the hell do YOU make pizza?!?
Imetysaw 5 months ago
@Imetysaw Well first I take my dough and roll it out. Then I put my nuts on to the pizza and piss all over it, after drinking 6 cans of Red Bull. This is the secret to perfect olive oil. I then masturbate onto the pizza and create the creamy white sauce since I'm making a white pizza. Then I rip all of pubic hair off my nuts and spread it all around. then comes the cheese which is made from my shredded up shit piled up high. Then I sing the happy birthday song as I put it in the oven for 5 hours
squezey1 5 months ago
I think he likes nuts.
SargentMugen 5 months ago
i searched the website on google and its real!
miniexplosionstudio 5 months ago
Take the Slap Chop, in 4 or 5 seconds it's worthless.
L
M
A
O
SuperSolaris29 5 months ago
do not eat whilst watching this video
Mynamesnigel 5 months ago
love my nuts
MrMarkingston 5 months ago
This guy is ~nuts~ >.> lol
zanesdarkroom 5 months ago
66 hate nuts
Iankillerkane 5 months ago
"everybody loves my nuts!"
TheOkkeli 5 months ago
pause at 0:40
behind the old lady...
Long purple lettuce thing, round purple lettuce thing, green round lettuce thing.
Kinda looks like a penis huh?
hellbaby6666 5 months ago
i laughed so hard i just pissed myself
My00111 5 months ago
We're gonna make America love my nuts
CombineSpecre300 5 months ago
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CombineSpecre300 5 months ago
you're gonna love my....BIKINI!
LPGivenUp19 5 months ago
and
"kids love my nuts"
GTASAModder1 5 months ago
lol quotes
"this is making me cry its making my nuts cry"
and "slap the skin off my nuts"
GTASAModder1 5 months ago
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u'll get the skin...off...my nuts LOL
Blazerchamp65 6 months ago
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Blazerchamp65 6 months ago
66 people have a slap chop
aaron44roxhissox 6 months ago
1 2 1 2 2 1 1 1 2 lol
hlslayer123 6 months ago
"Now, take the Slap Chop: 4-5 seconds - its worthless! Forget about it!" I was laughing so hard xD
scout250int 6 months ago
kids love my nuts xD
kletzkus 6 months ago
looks like an older scout
crocie 6 months ago
@crocie "You're gonna love my chucklenuts"
SuperAwesomeTiago 5 months ago
hold 8 on the video
MrKandg 6 months ago
If u call now you'll get a free boner with the skinle
Squirmuls 6 months ago
Bang my nuts......bang bang my nuts
TheMike31b 6 months ago
Slap the skin off my nuts
TheMike31b 6 months ago
kids love his nuts
9409elle 6 months ago in playlist HoN
Bacteria gets in my nuts, all the stores have this. It's worthless!
Urqhart08 6 months ago
fettucini linguini fettucini linguini...my nuts xD
DeathRider2112 6 months ago
"You'll slap the skin of my nuts" XD
flamingamerz 6 months ago
LOL eat my nuts
Landistus 6 months ago
you'll be slappin' the skin off my nuts
dudeguy371 6 months ago
Well i had to come back to this vid i haven't seen it in a while, just to say, it was a time saver for my nuts.
watersedge12345 6 months ago
This video contains nuts.
Craxios 6 months ago
i will slap his nuts any time
TIOPT3 6 months ago
i like the part when he said "my nuts" lol
SchangrilizD 6 months ago
Whit the skin..there so easy to clean
punisher1045 6 months ago
POPS open POPS POPS POPS open
mrdbzdude31 6 months ago
i am in tears i laughed so hard this is the best video on youtube omfggg!
SaleenE34 6 months ago
nuts nuts nuts nuts your gona love my nuts
MrSupersmash10 6 months ago
linguine martini bikini lol
melendez1987 6 months ago
one slap, you got big nuts. two slaps, you gonna love my nuts. <3
sufferingminotaur 6 months ago 32
@sufferingminotaur epic lolz. this is hilarious. "hi hi hi! its Vince with my nuts."
originalahnock 5 months ago
@sufferingminotaur in a second
HSRSfan 5 months ago
What does he want us to love?
iamclutch06 6 months ago
I CANT BREATHE!
iamclutch06 6 months ago
uhh guys.....dont call the number
altiedy 6 months ago
@altiedy haha u did that. ew!
IcantDiedeadenough 6 months ago
best of slapchop ytp ;D
Annihitate 6 months ago
I'd only slap Billy May's nuts XD
MsAVGNfan 6 months ago
@MsAVGNfan cuzy our an emo poser?
gotthkid2 5 months ago
66 made Vince's nuts cry.
gladfan1989 6 months ago
im eating almonds
CasyCatastrophe 6 months ago
slap
the skin
Off my nuts
DenejiTV 6 months ago
Kids love my nuts. Put my nuts in the fridge. Youre gonna eat my nuts. Pass my nuts around the table. Bang my nuts. Bacteria gets in my nuts. Best parts
ImTheMizAndImAwesom3 6 months ago in playlist LOL
BACTERIA GETS IN MY NUTS LMFAO
pokecollector1232010 6 months ago
@pokecollector1232010 haha
TheLastMinuteGamer 6 months ago
FREDDIE CHINI
lmao transcribe audio
KoHiNeKYOU 7 months ago
Transcribe audio = ROFL
Krotaro 7 months ago
@Krotaro whats transcribe audio???
lisle1998 6 months ago
@lisle1998 T.T
TheLastMinuteGamer 6 months ago
0:29 love my bikini
bendaddy101 7 months ago
did anybody see the face when you saw the graty flashing around
BOOMgoesBanana 7 months ago
"we're going to make america love my nuts!"
unamaru361 7 months ago
''Just buy the nuts and chop''
MasterQuest777 7 months ago
smart woman 1:40
theedit123 7 months ago
1:13 take the slap chop its worthless, forget about it.
theedit123 7 months ago
he said my bank pin
"1212"
bobslayer1881 7 months ago
i just spit my soda EVERYWHERE. omg.
ImOrgasmicDude 7 months ago
Press 4 then 9 XD
MatrVincent 7 months ago
1:23 Vince has tiny nuts.
yoshi570 7 months ago
Why is it that everytime he says nuts it cuts to the same video of him saying it over and over.
RetroVideoFan 7 months ago
You know, for $19.95, that's a good price for a slap chop and nut skin. But you know, Vince only has so much nut skin, so buy soon! You'll love his nuts! :P
RapidFire2766 7 months ago
TURN ON THE CAPTIONS AND PAUSE VIDEO AT 1:27 SEE WHAT IT SAYS XDD
miniphouge 7 months ago
press 9 rapidly nutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnutsnuts xD
miniphouge 7 months ago
Vince has poor counting abilities, especially when it comes to extracting the skin off his nuts.
Mouseylove1 7 months ago
press 5 rapidly its funny
theeZinventions 7 months ago
Goddamn this is Fucking hilarious XD
Littl38oi 7 months ago
WITH THE SKIN!
HaiHomies 7 months ago
64 people made Vince's nuts cry