Game Fails: Halo Reach "I wish I could quit you"

[rorozollo]

welcome to the life in Compton

[rulyow0rlD67]

Blue: This will be my Ghost

Red: Over my dead body

[dreadmaster28]

that's some good fighting there.. but i bet it was annoying for the player..

[RedDragon738]

mineminemineminemineminemine



[DummieDudez]

Would be funny if the entire red and blue teams lined up and watched them fight over it

[Boobaadoowuupskii]

"Mine"

[Zoopersable]

I was hoping that the cycle would continue for just a LITTLE while longer...

[MayorgaOso]

I liked the part where the one guy jacked the other guy. :D

[RogueInfinity]

@MayorgaOso Cont'd. "off...of the ghost."

[FreedomFighterEx]

the ghost have "GUN" for reason

[1NorMel]

I called shotgun first!

[hawkwolf613]

-Blue:Tag -Red:Tag -Tag -Tag -TAG -TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!! -TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGG!!!!! *Kills the Red* -Looks like... *sunglasses* -You're "it"

[JeffR110]

When chuck norris decides he wants your ghost, you'd better just fucking give him the ghost.

[AirStryke71]

What the clip DOESN'T show is what the blue did right after he won, and it is him promptley driving straight into the water.

[maxswan]

title should be:

"Wish I was in your Shoes"

[rickman1945]

Well in all fairness the blue did start it.

[MrPlee01]

aaand cue the Benny Hill theme!

[greseres]

That was a win! :D

[duddude321]

amazing despite being over 40 years old SPARTANs still demonstrate 4-year-old level maturity

[Redfire085]

Red: It's mine!

Blue: Bitch, no, it's MINE!

[KingMaleAlpha]

@dsdanger1st bungie hasn't stopped yet they still have halo 4 coming out this year I dont know when but they will have it

[Trodoc]

@KingMaleAlpha thats 343 studios

[INSANEMETALHEAD100]

@Trodoc Their working with 343 in making it i think

[BusyBoy914]

@INSANEMETALHEAD100 no, they stopped with reach, its just 343 studios.

[INSANEMETALHEAD100]

@BusyBoy914 Wow that sucks i thought they were /:

[coryleetrait567]

@KingMaleAlpha bungie is not making halo 4

[maxrocks19]

@coryleetrait567 i never would have guessed! =O

[xoxardnekoxo]

lmao Wow, he was so determined to get that machine!!! I bet the guy in red was mad!

[ubermaster94]

@FullMetalDemon117 when you put aside the massive plotholes, sure.

[YoCrunchiness]

and thats why you should never give up.

[JACS1N1ST3R]

Win??

[dsdanger1st]

i'll miss Bungie not making halo anymore :((((((( those guys were the coolest developers one could ask for.

[dsdanger1st]

@FullMetalDemon117 campaign, halo CE was the best, but overall it was amazing.

[dsdanger1st]

@dsdanger1st reach, that is.

[achisorpowers]

These could possibly be the best halo players in this dimension.

[ALeafMeBe]

ah, armor lock....

[bobbytheletsplayer]

Oh dear god, am I the only one who noticed the Brokeback Mountain joke?

[FiReZoMbEh]

@mercenary419 the COD campaign? boring? what the hell planet do you live on Reach's campaign was "kill the covenant and walk over there with little variety, ever since halo 3 bungie's really dropped the ball

[sls907]

Ghost Abuse

[TheSqueezedLemon]

I'm tired of this same Reach fails :/

[SoldierlX3]

It would have been a bit better if he drove into the water.

[AuronVincent]

It's a metaphor for Microsoft vs Apple

[hiphopper122]

Shit! what movie is the title from again ?

[moncaj]

You mad bro?

[NGK1997]

This is a winfailwinfailwin

[AlexxWhitetv]

this season, on Ghost Hunters...

[EpicCompo]

LOL This would be funny to actually have been there and watch that. XD

[99Lewiss]

This video + hookers= gta

[rerunrehak]

deja vu^2 ?

[rerunrehak]

how would u say deja vu for deja vu?

[testoftetris]

I would've laughed if the guy in the background just blew up the ghost.

[Suppenschuh]

From 0:00 to 0:02 you can see in the right a little courser ^^

[wowwow978]

@Suppenschuh that shows what team you are on it is in the actual game.

[Suppenschuh]

@wowwow978 Oh now i see it too it looked like a mousecourser sorry ^^

[finalbossmachinima]

This comment is also a bad joke

[JourneyVids333]

I can’t tell are they boosting for hijacks or just idiots

[lizadninja]

Red and Blue at the same time: DIBS!

blue:... i saw it first

red:... but i was closer

Blue:... i saw it first

red:...but i was closer

blue:...i saw it first

red:... but i was closer

blue: I SAW IT FIRST!!!!!!

red:...BUT I WAS CLOSER!!!!!

[DanTheEnigma]

@lizadninja Ah yes. The Dibs rule. Truly a thing of beauty.

[stevej71393]

LOL.  A classic Halo moment.

[7jsm7]

This is not a Halo Reach Fail. . . It's a human intelligence fail. . .

[Jed1Master97]

That red guy is a FAILURE!

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Lol

[CDub7888]

Damn, that was pretty Brokeback.

[LostEpsilon]

Must be something special in the ghost.....

Blue guy: MY PRECIOUS

Red guy : NO IT'S MINE

Blue guy: NO IT'S MINE

[FrostyFin]

Kindergarten: The Game.

[caro1000000]

@FrostyFin Fuck, I lost.

[GreyFox23]

It all boiled down to who wanted it more. And them forgetting there are other methods to getting someone off a ghost...

[BlueNose1690i]

lol @ 360

[Elandrianthetrue]

in what way is this a fail...

it's just an awesome duel occuring on a ghost #shithappens

[itmfnd12]

if they'd learned to share....

[ToothpikAvengr]

its a shame he didnt drive into the ocean, so nobody won :D

[TheDHcommunity]

Achievement Unlocked:

Maybe Next Time Buddy

[Hepdawd]

It was a stalemate until someone died.

[devileye90]

just another day in halo reach...

[ninjahedgehog5]

Idk that was some pretty epic hijacking

[ByeByeYellowTie]

Like if u were counting how many times they hijacked

[SapphireD89]

reminds me when Simons was fighting Donut for the ghost.

[Dulluhan]

where was the fail?

[THEFRESHISHERE]

@Dulluhan they keep on trying to hijack eachother

[Silvad0r]

I officially want to see a Red and a Blue fighting over a Ghost like this for an entire match. XD

[150cameron]

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[guitarherolegend55]

@150cameron *late holiday comment* >> "whatever, his heart was in the right place.."

*flips everyone off* >> "well fuck..."

[TheDome2013]

Finding Nemo sea Gilles mine mine mine

[Ameterasuu]

Well i guess thats what they call

*puts on sunglasses*

Jack on Jack crime

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Dragonpit]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is competitve failing.

[RoboticDraconian]

Not so much a fail as much as just plain annoying (to the players).

[animalchin101]

Game Wins!

[Brygelsmack]

*Starts thinking of Finding Nemo seagulls.*

[Tetherwing]

@Brygelsmack Mine?

[killatubby]

no it's mine

no it mine

mine

mine

MINE

MINE

MIIIIIIIIIINE

[FiReZoMbEh]

@FiReZoMbEh i disagree, best campaign ive played in years

[MrCrazyCanuk]

I liked the part where they hijacked the Ghost.

[Dekropttiv]

@MrCrazyCanuk I missed that part.

[NoobyLlamas]

@MrCrazyCanuk thats some Michael Bay stuff

[Someonece]

@MrCrazyCanuk I dont

[kvelas1]

@MrCrazyCanuk WTF?? 350 LIKES IN 16 HOURS??? ARE YOU CHUCK NORRIS?????

[goggles86]

@MrCrazyCanuk Within 20 hours, your comment has been likened almost 400 times.

We tip our proverbial (and possibly literal) hats to you, sir. Too bad it doesn't count for anything.

[11zoomzoom11]

@goggles86 likened?

[goggles86]

@11zoomzoom11

Yep. Type it out. "Likened" is not marked by the Spelling Nazi that is most computers!

(To ensure that, type sumthing out and test your own Spelling Police! XD)

[11zoomzoom11]

@goggles86 likened means something different :/

[goggles86]

@11zoomzoom11

Oh hey, yeah. Thanks.

Meh, screw it. It's there now.

[BlackRoseUYA]

I can see that they're related to the seagulls in Finding Nemo.

[DarkGhostIII]

@BlackRoseUYA If you're going to steal someones comment, at LEAST be smart enough to wait untill you're on separate pages...

[Clockworkbeast64]

That's my horse!

No wait it's my horse!

[Th4Pwnz0r]

I was voting for the red guy D:

[ozzzzy939]

Fail? Fucking win!

[blondefatty]

All I can hear are the seagulls from Finding Nemo. "MINE!"

[SplinterCell37]

@blondefatty when people are trying to steal your comment, you know you're awesome

[imnotbono]

@blondefatty You should probably go see a doctor.

[rocklobbster29]

@blondefatty no, its just the trolls

[NavalDestroyer1]

/watch?v=TOv1LcQl4xg

that strangely fits =P

[BDbiogamer]

@NavalDestroyer1 I approve completely. Brohoof?

[NavalDestroyer1]

@BDbiogamer

Brohoof  /)

=)

[ederondotcom]

"hi Jack!"

By the third time, Jack just told everyone to shut up.

[Parai666]

the title alone made me smile before i clicked on it

[SuperAwesomerobot]

What the hell is up with the twats fighting on the comments seriously there just games STFU

[mercenary419]

@SuperAwesomerobot we are arguing for really worthless ideals if you don't like it either go somewhere else or learn how to deal with it.

[Joopez1]

Seem it

[dinocrusher249]

When people get me mad on any game sometimes I wish that I could go to the guys house beat him up, destroy his xbox and laugh at him.

I have problems.

[FiReZoMbEh]

@mercenary419 generalizations? shame -3 internets to you

[mercenary419]

@FiReZoMbEh nope just facts and seriously you gotta admit it they've shit out the same recycled crap over and over since '07 and yeah cod 4 was good but after that it's as boring as watching diahrrea dry

[bankrak]

wooo 100 likes and no dislikes

[BASArtemis92]

@zanderbal: Tell him all you want; you put in the wrong username. He probably won't even see your comment.

[mercenary419]

@BASArtemis92 And I read it's comment but nein it does not bother me when i have a worthy opponent to argue for an absolutely worthless reason.......Your turn(seemingly evil laugh)

[Sierra2S9]

Now for another round of 'Who's Ghost is it Anyway?'

[FiReZoMbEh]

@mercenary419 bungie can make a game no doubt. But story-wise they're quite uninspired

[BASArtemis92]

@mercenary419: Aha! Eat nukes, Illiteracy Communist! *mushroom cloud* I am become Schoolteacher, destroyer of ignorance...

(I would implore people to at least Google a word when they're not sure what it means, but I doubt they'd listen.)

[mercenary419]

@BASArtemis92 Hahahaha you fail american dog I AM RADIOCTAVITY ITSELF I CANNOT BE DESTROYED BY MYSELF IT IS GRAMATICALLY UND PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS EVENT TO OCCUR AND IGNORANCE IS PART OF THE INTERNET SO GET USED TO IT

[FiReZoMbEh]

@mercenary419 makarov is boss cod gameplay is shit but infinity ward sure as hell can put on a good show, i had more exite ment in the cod campaign than in the reach one, reach's story was dull

[mercenary419]

@FiReZoMbEh hmm you win this round Dinkleberg but still cod sucks gameplay wise

[BananaMonkeyization]

*insert seagulls from finding Nemo*

[ghostMAN32100]

@BananaMonkeyization MAW (i think)

[zanderbal]

@mercenary You = Fag Fuck. CoD and Halo have their goods and bads. STFU. I don't wanna have to tell you again

[mercenary419]

@zanderbal Nein Nein you are wrong COD bear with me SUCKS and it's the truth thing is cod is for the more ignorant and childish gamers hence it's community being 90% 10 yr olds

[FreelancerM4A1]

Skeet

[BASArtemis92]

@mercenary419: What you imply is that you don't use dictionaries often enough.

[mercenary419]

@BASArtemis92 Seig Heil Herr Grammar Nazi,I Zhink this is internet und people can write however Zhey van't so GTFO und take you shit to somewhere else you are not velcome here.

[mercenary419]

@BASArtemis92 Oh Wunderbarr I just got a Pop-up for how to deal with ze ashholes on ze internet

[bunnylover224]

@monkeys8myhw what was the point of writing that upside down? Not that it bothered me I could read it just fine.

[silentperson00]

@monkeys8myhw sure why not

[Jerro555]

tag

[1Synner]

@Jerro555 your it.

[Jerro555]

@1Synner curses, foiled again.

[FiReZoMbEh]

Why were spartans never taught to shoot the person attempting to steal their vehicle? Makarov's pilots did

[mercenary419]

@FiReZoMbEh did you just reference cod in a halo video please I imply to you to take the nearest blunt object and bash it against your head several times

[reni711]

Who won?! You decide!

[Oregonjoe90]

It's a native Spartan dance, next they mate.

[insanitystudio]

*plays theme to Brokeback Mountain*

[chirb8]

future real man fight

[SupahMunch]

Grand Theft Semi-Automatic

[Burntoastman31]

Epic

[EchoPower27]

THIS IS MY GHOST... MINE!

^.^

[Zipshysa]

Those guys must have been laughing so hard!

[TehGamersGarage]

Nigga stole my Ghost...

[Purpleponypoker]

Professional Circlejerking

[tbonejebsky]

Remember in Halo 3 how this was an achievement. Well, they just got it. A lot.

[XIXmarioLXXXIX]

@tbonejebsky And I still don't have that achievement in Halo 3...

[SteelerEagleFan]

NO MINE!!!

[optimusprimsxD]

thats a good clip

[megabrowser17]

Dem niggas stealing by ride!

[DarkWolfScythe]

Why are those two jacking eachother off??

[eefree89]

Die Spartan!

*hmmmmmmm* Not today.

[Halokiller789]

lol

[MrDaPieGuy]

I can count to 6! :D

[thesupdog22]

fith

[fish3127]

i dont give a shit what number i am BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK!

[Sharkpredator]

Funny.