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  • "What's not to love about being Dutch" haha :D As a Dutchy I think I must agree ;-)

  • I find this far more interesting than what the Swedish do on Christmas Eve. (The whole country stops so they can watch an hour of Donald Duck cartoons.) It seems rather Dutch that Santa would hang out with a half dozen black dudes. Much cooler than the raindeer.

  • They get black from going through the chimney. Sint Nicolas waits outside on the roof until they return :).

  • I'm black, and this is funny as hell. Stop taking life so seriously.

  • derp uhhhh im from netherlands and blah blah blah gimme thumbs up because i agree with some part of something no one cares about

  • In the Netherlands we actually celebrate both Sinterklaas & Christmas as two seperate things. Some kids actually get presents twice aswell!

  • I'm sure everyone who watches this video already knows this, but if I may nitpick, the description is wrong. This story is not about Christmas. Christmas is celebrated on December 25 in the Netherlands like everywhere else. Sinterklaas is celebrated on December 5.

  • @YukiNekoPrincess that's a bit of a pedantic take on this. The US version of Santa is connected to the 25th date but the origin of the US Santa is the Dutch version of St. Nicholas/Sinderklaas. So it is indeed connected..

  • @SukieNYC I didn't say they weren't connected. I just said Sinterklaas isn't Christmas, which is true.

  • Santa should speak Spanish, how else is he going to read all the letters from Spanish/Latin American children? :)

  • I'm actually from the Netherlands and I still find this HILARIOUS because there really is no other way to explain all this! You really shouldn't overthink these kind of traditions, just enjoy it! I mean, we're already used to the fact that Holland's got a horrible reputation because of all the prejudices, might as well get a laugh from it!

  • We have nothing against the celebration of this old, cultural fest. But why are they black, still like 100 years ago? And if we raise our voice, the commen comment is that we should integrate ???? Also we feel ashamed to the rest of the world (except belgium) that The Netherlands our proud of this part of their tradition..:-(. I vote for Sinterklaas accompanied by elfs!!

  • @marlyn777 Why is Santa still riding a sleigh? Why is he still fat? Why is child/elf labor still legal? Why does Santa still live on the North pole and not on the South? Why is Santa an old white man and not a female hindu warrior? Why do you still chop down trees to celebrate christmas? Why are reindeers still used?

    I vote for them all being abolished! (sarcasm)

  • hilarious and sad! For another a joke (i understand) but for us reality. As a black woman raised in the Netherlands (born in suriname, my forfathers and mothers were slaves!!) i can say and speak for a large (not all)percentage of the black community (in particular from the Dutch Antillen and Suriname), we do feel offended by the 6-8 black men.

  • @marlyn777 So if they were 6 to 8 white men, I should be offended? Its a tradition, indeed coming from a bloody history. But keeping the tradition alive has nothing to do with supporting slavery (I can't believe I actually have to explain you this). Its good to remember the Dutch were racist as fuck once upon a time, so we all can remember not to go there again (like Geert Wilders probably wants).

    Also, its just a celebration for kids. Get over it.

  • No terrorist code... nuff said

  • I have always liked this. Very good story!

  • It sounds like a joke that only two people in the world understand.

  • Hilarious and brilliant...

  • "santa clause" and "cookie" both come from Dutch via the New Netherlands (NY). the North pole stuff was mainly pagan mythology (the old man of winter etc)

  • This is hilarious! Love it.

  • dude is a borderline genuis writer. LLS

  • Saint Nicholas Day and Christmas have nothing to do with eachother. It's a common mistake made by foreigners.

    Saint Nicholas is not the Dutch version of Santa Claus. How could he be, we've been celebrating Saint Nicholas days for hundres of years. Santa Claus is a relatively recent invention.

    I always found it odd that Santa Claus was based on a figure whom has nothing to do with Christmas. :P

  • I love this, I was crying with laughter!

    Andrea

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  • Dutch reporting in. This is awsome :P

  • It is so true that for me (I'm Dutch) the concept of 'elves' is, indeed, unrealistic. I mean, come on, we tell kids it's all real, and everybody knows elves aren't real! (eh... okay. A Turkish bishop from Spain who rides the roofs on his white horse is, well, maybe slightly less unrealistic. Maybe.)

    That '6-8 black men' is hilarious! No idea where it comes from, because the number of Zwarte Pieten really varies from 1 to dozens. They do not represent black people (as in, racially) by the way.

  • omg if I was reading this i would have busted my ass laughing

  • Not everyone finds Larry the cable guy funny.

  • lmao, david sedaris <3

  • and each of the black men has the same name: Zwarte Piet (Black Pete)

    :P

  • @PsychedelicShamanism

    Are you seriously that stupid? i feel sorry you are so hateful. Must suck to go thru life that miserable.

  • This is the funniest thing I have ever heard

  • Hilarious!

  • also from Holland, come to think about it this sounds weird haha :). But the 6-8 black man are black because they climb down the chimney, i tried to explain this a couple of times since i currently live in England, people do not seem to get Sinterklaas haha

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  • black people, lol!

  • Hilarious. Im dutch and i love it. Fantastic.

    I know for an outsider this celebration sounds downright racist, and it probably was to some extent 50 years ago, but those racist elements have been marginalised since then.

    For example: the black men were originally Moors from Spain (so not even real african slaves), but they are now explained as having a blackened face because they climb down chimneys to deliver presents and get covered in sooth.

  • @omegastar19 The fact is that almost noone - atleast none that i know of - see the black men as actually black; the kids fully realize that those people are not actually black, and the fact that black people act as servants of saint nicolas simply doesnt connect to any racist idea that white people are better then black people. I think this is because the Netherlands never had any real trouble with racial struggles. The lack of such troubles causes kids to simply not make the link to racism.

  • @ChiefBlackDevil The black people in the video at 5:19 don't seem to have a problem with it. My guess is that it's a cultural difference and they are not intending to be disrespectful.

  • @ChiefBlackDevil Your name is Chief Black Devil, so you must have some humor in there somewhere. He is being ironic.

  • It's not the topic of other cultures that is "American" sense of humor. It's the sarcasm and veiled criticism of Sedaris's own American culture that lends the distinctly "American" flavor to his humor. His point is that everyone's myths are ridiculous, including his own and sarcastic wit is how he makes light of it. In my experience, sarcasm doesn't translate too well. Just look at all the posts below of offended parties who literally can't see the humor. Sarcasm is lost on them.

  • American humor: talk about another culture.

  • I cannot root for a team that celebrates Christmas in this way. Go Espana~~~!!!

  • @Mookie31973

    It's a different holiday entirely, even though Christmas is derived from Sinterklaas. I'd say the majority of the Dutch also celebrate Christmas in at least some way (though presents are most of the time reserved for only one of the two holidays).

  • @SirCyrus0 Santa Claus is derived from the Dutch Santa Claus, not Christmas.

  • @RyanBoss26

    Ah good point, what was I thinking? I can only save face my saying I meant to say "Father Christmas", but I don't think I was planning to write that :)

  • @SirCyrus0 hehe lol, hey, no sweat :)

  • KanzaBoom, if you dont find this funny then I fell very very sorry for you. You probably dont get it.

  • As a Dutch person now living in America I found this hilarious.

    Brief point of clarification: While Sinterklaas is an old tradition, it is a common misperception amongst Dutch people (as evident from comments here) that the Zwarte Piet (the black men) are also a long tradition. They are actually a fairly new addition that didn't exist before the 19th century. Certainly not a tradition "older than the founding of the USA. That's just Dutch ignorance talking.

  • This is hilarious. Had me in tears. I think he is laughing at the expense of the Dutch, a little bit. But, gently. I don't think he is calling them racist, but maybe naive. The joke plays well because of white fear. Sedaris is an American, observing a foreign country that has surrounded our safest symbol(Santa) with what were once symbols of fear to many Americans - black people. And they beat children. It's funny because it is completely absurd, and he is making fun of white American fear.

  • I'm from the Netherlands myself and find this most hilarious! It's a great celebration, traditional and embedded in our culture. Besides, David describes really funny.

    Confirming infrogmation; it's not accurate but just funny ;-)

  • I experienced this the other week.

    I am studying abroad and made a friend from the Netherlands that explained their tradition to me.

    I was confused but smiled the whole time she talked.

  • Yes. But don't listen to David Sedaris for detailed factual accuracy. Listen to him because he is funny. :-)

  • Apparently the folks who seem offended by this don't realize that Sedaris is not making fun of the Dutch or Sinterklaas but rather is satirizing all too common and typical American cultural chauvinism.

  • @freethinker1of2 Actually he isnt. This video has nothing to do w/ Americans.

  • and this vid has nothing to do with christmas

  • @utyholdenrust no, it doesnt have anything to do w/ christmas. why did you respond to my comment? curious.

  • @coffeescup

    Hmmm.. yeah.. it does.. because it is being told from the point of view of an American seeing this Dutch custom for the first time and explains how it would appear to an American.

  • I actually think it's about Greeks since he is of Greek ancestry. How far do you want to take this ridiculous everything-is-relative argument? It is quite obvious the Dutch are the subject in this bit and that is what I was referring to.

  • @freethinker1of2 he's making fun of tradition. if you see that as "american chauvinism" on his part then apparently that is what you are making fun of. it doesnt make him chauvinistiv, however, to find it amusing/strange that the dutch still mockingly do this. that doesnt mean he thinks america is somehow better.  he makes fun of americans often enough as well.

  • @freethinker1of2 He makes fun of how any of us, not just Americans, thinks our myths are "right." Does the same thing with the French Easter Bell and the Americans Easter Bunny in "Jesus Shaves." Hey, I've worked at the UN, so I've had a lot of discussions about these things with colleagues and friends about who is "right" -- though always with humor. Chauvinism knows no borders!

  • This is hilarious! I remember living in holland and being so confused about Sinterklaas at first. He left out the part about putting out your shoes for him to put presents in! And Piet leaving a bag of salt if your bad!

  • I am from The Netherlands, and this is by far the funniest story ever! Read some of the comments, people take their weird cultural events way too serious. Sedaris makes a hilarious comparison between Santa and St. Nicolas, which are the same anyway. It is meant to be funny, so everybody...remove your bugs from your uptight asses! This not a university lecture on cultural history, just a story.

  • santa and st nicholas are the same yes.. but the holidays are different

  • This is funny (I'm Dutch), some people take this too seriously.

  • This is NOT how we (the Dutch) celebrate Christmas!! This is how we celebrate Sinterklaas; twenty days BEFORE christmas. which we celebrate with a Christmas tree etcetera, just like other countries...

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  • David Sedaris is of Greek heritage and is probably familiar with Saint Nicholas and the Byzantine empire. He is just being facetious.

  • This holiday is simply a Dutch tradition, just like yanks celebrate the 4th of July when they became 'independant'. Of course that is a nice way of saying you killed all the natives and now you've claimed the land... "Happy 4th of July!"

    Yes, it is weird we Dutch people still paint our faces black, when we (our forefathers) out of all people were the ones who took the African people and sold them in America

    Believe me, as a kid this tradition is very nice. But don't try to make sense out of it

  • @mrfu2

    Ahhh.. Well, it's not any easier to make any more sense out of the American version of Santa. Like Sedaris says... "It's best not to think about it too hard".

    It's all for the kids.. and hopefully they enjoy it.

    As for the 4th of July.. that is about the independence from England and the British Empire... Columbus Day is the more shameful holiday about conquering the lands of the natives on the North American continent.

    Back on track.. this is still a really fun essay..

  • its not christmas

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  • Uh, Dutch people aren't racist.

    I've lived here for quite a while, and they are quite tolerant.

  • @flightofheaven Tolerant? Hmmm.

  • @flightofheaven So, the "tolerate" Black people?

  • haha... I have a performance of him reading this at Carnegie Hall. I died laughing the first time I heard it !

  • Holy LOL this is a classic bit. You do have to have completed high school thought to get some of the jokes, so look out guys!

  • Oh sorry, this was meant for people with a sense of humor.

  • Read : People with simplistic sense of humors, lawl!

  • @townparkradio In war time you would be a bad ass frontline pawn, too narrow minded and short sighted to see the underlying bigger picture.Yours truly,sniping from the shadow.

  • @townparkradio lol no, it's really funny.

  • @o0xst What were you expecting,"nigger" or "cracker" jokes? David HAS my vote!

  • Lol, I read this and almost died in class. So hilarious.

  • Up until now I thought Futurama's version of Christmas was the strangest.

  • I'm from the Netherlands and we love our 'Sint Nicholas' here, and his 'black men' ( zwarte pieten). And no kid of 6 years old who believes in him is going to think bad of a 'real' black person. Yes, it is partially because of our cultural background, but at least WE have one, whereas America; your Santa is based on OURS. Got that? David is very funny with this story ( expecially about the teacosy) but please just stop with the 'oooooooh dutch people are racists' thing.

  • What's your point? Sinterklaas is a legend and tradition of 100's of years old.. (before the dutch founded new york, and before slavery was developed in america).

    Because in the us, you have problems with racism, dutch history/culture needs to be changed?

  • konin... David Sedaris is a humorist. This is a joke. He's actually making fun of the ignorance of other cultures. Chill out! :)

  • @toonus

    I see the joke in this, but not that people take the joke serious....

    It's tradition in the netherlands, from before the US of A was founded. before slavery e.t.c. so why sudenly change tradition because in the US there is a problem with racism...

  • @konin525 Sorry konin525, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. While sinterklaas is an old tradition, zwarte piet is not. And certainly not "older than the usa".

  • @konin525

    Agreed.. but this story is not making a judgement about the Dutch tradition itself, but rather making fun of how an uninformed American visitor would view it.

    As an American who has lived in the Netherlands and still travels there often, this is very familiar as I had pretty much the same reaction the first time I was there for Sinterklaas. And I was traveling with a black co-worker so it was double funny.

  • Men! You have found new layers of stupidity! How can you - in all honesty - call every Dutch person a racist based upon a tradition of giving presents to kids? And what about our fellow turkisch citizens? Have you checked the general opinion of Kurdisch people amongst them? Racism starts in your heart!

  • @hollandusa11

    and that comment doesnt constitute racism in itself? remember slavery? and segregation? oh yup thats nothing. SINTERKLAUSS HELPER IS BLACK O GOD WERE ALL GONNA DIE

    im extremely offended by you calling all dutch people racist and i think you need to pick up a dictionary

  • I love David Sedaris and I love this story. The first time I read it I nearly peed my pants. The video made me a little uncomfortable, though. I'm surprised that so few people have brought up the blackface. Even if one could argue that this is a different culture (non-US, I mean to say) with a different racial history and social context, this video was made my an American, and the intro shows some very demeaning and stereotypical images of blacks in the U.S. Disappointing as I love thestory

  • I'm sorry but David Sedaris is way too inclusive to even think about political incorrectness. I have a son with autism and a severe speech disorder but that doesn't prevent me from laughing at "Me Talk Pretty Some Day". Get a sense of humor. David Sedaris is a loving liberal. Sounds like you aren't or you're a little guilty or afraid.

  • Sedaris is a genius, and recognizes the humor in everything. But Santa does not eat tapas! lol If you don't think this is funny, your funny bone is broken: go kill yourself and put yourself out of our misery.

  • capote is that you?

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  • I read the book this is excerpt is from and it is very funny. David Sedaris is brilliant

  • oh take a joke ya buzz kills

  • Seriously, is there a single comment section on youtube not filled which egos and stupidity? It's called satire, look it up sometime.

  • Well put, I don't know why people can just have a laugh without making it personal or trying to be too PC. Everyone just relax, stress is the number one killer ;-)

  • Wow. Amazing that a posting about something so funny and benign can be filled with such distain from so many posters. Jesus! They're fighting over who came up with Santa Claus first. Let me settle this, boys. He's not real. Who gives?

  • Actually, that was a German Santa we stole. Look up Thomas Nast for details.

  • I'm going to tell you something interesting.

    Ahem.

    The vast majority of Americans do not and I repeat DO NOT give a damn about that fat douche.

  • Sounds like Geek humour to me

  • It is all what different people would call humor. Different cultures may not find it funny, and that is OK.

    I think you have to be a little quircky- and I guess I am.

  • To anyone who's offended because they're Dutch or on behalf of the Dutch: come ON, people. This is (among other things) a *satire* of American cultural chauvinism. I admit, sometimes it's difficult to distinguish that from the real thing, but... honestly.

  • I think this is his funniest essay.

  • have a sense of humor! i have to admit this is much funnier read than mired in multimedia

  • It's called humor.

  • you're an idiot

  • impossible, they only live in Buffalo

  • Have you ever even been to Buffalo? You old Dutch cunt.

  • Heh...

  • My creative writing teacher shared this with us in class. Very funny. (:

  • this book was hilarious

  • lol zwartepiet!! (thats the little black men) I used to LOVE them! i lived in holland for 6 years and sinterklaas used to scare me while zwartepiet were just the best thing about november!

  • On behalf of the small number of Dutch people who do have a sense of humor, I'd like to apologize for the blockheads who don't get it and act insulted...

  • Nobody needs to point it out or make childish, unwise statements towards America for us to all know they're dumb. I AM from America. And nobody here with sense agrees with the war. I don't agree with the war, I think it's a fucking atrocity. But your grammar skills and accusing statements don't quite get you up to par with the rest of the world's IQ prerequisites either.

  • Yes, obviously anyone that is not fluent in English MUST be an idiot! Right you are AvelUnderWill!

  • haha funny guy

    go back to school

  • It's a David Sedaris joke. People are so touchy!

  • Jebus people! It's a DAVID SEDARIS JOKE!

  • Hey Buttfuckelkut666 you are a jackass!

  • fucking funny thanks

  • You are a jackass

  • You forgot drive-up windows and....driving.

  • What is this blackface BS? Some traditions really are screwed up.

  • I think the tradition is really great and so is this movie.

  • lol im Q

  • hahaha! I just discovered Sedaris' existence and am very thrilled to do so! his analysis absolutely nails the imperfect perfections, transmissions and meanings of myths. To make it more cluttered; Santa and Sinterklaas actually coexist in The Netherlands by now (some celebrate one, many celebrate both and some do none). Greetings from a descendant of your Dutch imperialistic pioneers or ancestors...who wished we had so many great authors like for instance america has

  • I listened to this on a long drive and had to pull over because I was crying with laughter

  • Got my tickets to see him in December at Massey Hall today...CAN'T WAIT!!!

  • sedaris is great, the slideshow is lame

  • Sedaris is God, simple as that.

  • Um... never? Are you sure about that? Still happens from time to time.

  • What a bunch of morons. If you don't know David Sedaris or what book this is from, then you won't get it.

  • Wonderful! What a magnificent Santa the Dutch have! The Samichlaus I remember from my chilhood in Switzerland was gruff and plain. He had only one servant (Knecht) who was armed with a switch and a bag. Both were said to live in the forest and looked accordingly. Most of the time the Samichlaus came alone, probably for economic reasons, and to my great disappointment, the Knecht never came along to our house to beat and bag my two youngest brothers.

  • Wonderful comment! Quite as funny as David's story! You might have a career ahead of you...

    Good work!

  • Thank you, Sallie, for your encouraging words. My career as a medical writer (Roche called it "Regulatory Documentation Specialist") is behind me. Never in my dreams could I compete with David Sedaris!

  • This guy is trying to get this Dutch tradition for children to the ground.

    Although his information is far from true.

    Also, he is not telling that the well-known Santa-Claus is the American version of this very Dutch tradition.

    Back in history, when Holland bought Manhattan for 30 gulden, which is about 22 dollars, they brought the Dutch Sinterklaas to America.

    So of you try to make this childrensfest look like a tradition for fools, in fact you're laughing about yourself..

  • Vermeer. You need to lighten up. Dont you Dutch have any sense of humor? Ever heard of the term "lampoon"? He's joking, you silly Nederlander! Trust me...he makes fun of himself as much as anything and of all things American as well. Dont get your clogs in a....bunch, my man. LOL

  • whoah..I think we Sedaris fans can agree that you take the satire of society a bit too seriously

  • can someone explain this a bit more to please.. i dnt realy get it and am suppose to write