Adult Swim Game My Lil Bastard

[Kronicilln3ss]

Just as I thought it would be boring a version if an advanced tomagachi pet. That shits and then shits gold lol. But u teach it to use the toilet punish it for shitting n pissing. Micro manage a blob dumb major mayhem best they have. I WANs try hemp tycoon boring farming game but with weed hehe

[hungrylegoman]

I STUC KAT TOLET STAGE

[shakeyswager]

i cant even feed mines its broke

[Cornwiggle]

It really is adorable in stage 1.

[dirkdragonslayer]

i told mine to stop throwing molotovs and it said "make me!" so i killed it with poison, then rezzed it, then killed it again

[XxrazorbladechikxX1]

hahaahaahhaah i hate talking to the person on the computer we get into fights,and she said tht i am gonna give a million dollars to her and i said fuck no!and shes like dd u get tht ff the barthroom wall.

[RandomVids9987]

i named my bastard

[GreenHazeMan]

y dont it let me grab anything can anyone tell me 

[nightgirl350]

I starved mine, it was a guy named Kim Kardashian, he was wasting my money cuz he was hungry -.-

[krinkran123]

mine dosent let me grab anything

[Ki12345678901]

I poisoned mine -.-

the first time i was on my laptop and it didnt work so i poisoned her. Her name was hooker whore. -____- So when i played on my normal pc she wouldnt stop shitting so i just let her live in her shit and piss. DIE BASTARD. __-

[PurpleDinosaursable]

Dude youre so abusive You just pick him upand throw him somewhere o-O

[naratolover94]

i named mine booby

[brainrape22]

i beat the game in less than 5 minutes

[comment600]

it shits fast

[Moviemadness7]

I can't get past the potty training stage cuz' she keeps on breaking the spray bottle and I don't have enough money for a new one

[SkittleMafia2008]

@Moviemadness7 you have to move the bottle when she starts moving in that direction.

[Ki12345678901]

@Moviemadness7 Spray her when she shits in the house instead of the toilet and drag the bottle around or entertain her (Food, toys, etc.

[nastahciah18]

the basterd shited gold

[pinky46500]

i cant pick anything up

[kmxx244944]

I can't pick anything up!

[StawberryMewMew]

I remember when this was the shit. :]-)

[MrEvilChicken]

cant get past horny stage -.-

[ASTER11345]

@MrEvilChicken i cant get past beer stage D=

[CrankBot286]

it kept pooping so i kilt mine

[prettywyngsyour]

"I SHIT GOLD BRICKS" LOL robot chicken :D

[StealthyBug]

I hate how proud the bastard looks when he takes a crap and you have to clean it up. The sparkle in his eye won't be there when he's dead...

On another note, I should never be a parent.

[Xjerp]

@StealthyBug Dude its just a game, do you really mean it!?

[987Narutouzumaki]

I can't get past the bastard stage. It's hella hard, it's the last one. He forgets how to use the bathroom, not to smoke, not to fuck stuff...its hard

[Eurokaomfg]

Hes sooo sweet.. i'd wish u cud make it to be only at kiddo ,).. instead of it growing up fucking teddy bears and stuff -_- if anyone knows a game like dis but without it getting Frustrating.. just normal pet shitt :-P pls PM ME ,)

[PoohBear620]

i wonder what happens if you put it between Boy And Girl.... hmmmmm...

[bitchassfucka]

i got stuck on Pyro

he just kept dying cuz he burned the toilets & food

[ThemaskedGrl]

its sooo cute

[theman4130]

The commercial for this that is on Adult swim is annoying.

[blakparade29]

i cant pick up the bone things to feed him. he keeps dyin.

[comicreaper]

me neither.

[Xjerp]

@comicreaper what?

[OriginalDarkAardvark]

@blakparade29 same here. it wont let me do anything other than watch him die

[frizzie]

@OriginalDarkAardvark me too. can't even feed him!



[lizIsAhhmazinqq1233]

@frizzie i knoww .. did it start letting u feed it yett ?? cuz the only thing i can do is go to the store

[thegrief13]

@frizzie anyone know how to fix that problem? i mean seriously -_-

[frizzie]

@thegrief13 you using firefox? worked after i tried using internet explorer

[cherrymonkeyalexis]

I killed mine by accident with the knife game cuz I needed money for a toilet cuz it keeps breaking it and so I had to make a new one cuz I used all my ressurections and it broke the toilet again :(

[lnknprktv]

EXACT same thing that happened to me! I think I'm on Pinky 4 now.

[d013vids]

and im in the bastard stage what do i have to do i keep telling hin to stop drinking and smoking but that doesnt do anything i thought thats what you have to do for this stage can sny 1 help

[d013vids]

i have all the goals except the 1 under tell your pet you love it can some 1 tell me which 1 that is

[pizzamanthatiscool]

i had to poison mine it got too annoying and it taunted me when it played its computer

[lizIsAhhmazinqq1233]

@pizzamanthatiscool lmfao

[ressicaShow]

@pizzamanthatiscool lol

[Giggityman3]

my lil bastard waz a slut

[VirtualWorldklm]

Nice vid! Did u see the new virtual game? Ch

[kraziichick1]

ok i got like all the damn goals cept for 3 of em. i got past the eating. the pooping. the potty. the smoking. the sex. BUT I CAN NOT I REITERATE CAN NOT!!!

get past the drinking!!! I NEED TO KNOW!! its so wrong...*cry*. please sum1 help me.

[JODYPURDY]

i went to the drunk stage

[SuperDooku]

I can't fuckin drag anything!!!! It's fuckin annoying!! When im trying to play a game but it won't let me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Milenkoklown25]

same thing here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xjerp]

@Milenkoklown25 What!?!?

[Icedvids]

Ican't drag anything.

[14dixonj]

i got stuck on the toilet training part

[djlyachilover]

The bastard stage...is tiring. I've been going at it since 5PM of yesterday.

[ymme12girl]

omg so cute but i cant get it to stop being drunk p.s. not cute after the teen stage blah

[28306dc]

at first it's cute but then uggh! it just gets so ugly

[vivalaraza4eva]

i can't drag anything help please

[ELMO7799]

lol i love how after it takes a shit it looks at it happy lol

[gbghmhhmjghj]

i killed mine

[TwilightTiffany]

how do i mahe mine stop getting drunk???

[MrMakeman]

IT SHITTED GOLD O_O

[badass5993]

@MrMakeman pretty soon it might be able to shit bricks O_0

[slicexpaperxwrist]

mine's a bastard but I can't get it to use the toilet...

[YBossLadyY]

just keep hitting it with the water bottle.

[TheDragonGoddess]

My lil' Bastard's name is Smegma.

;P

[adriannejean]

i named m8ne lil whore =/

[eyecandy2662]

whats happens after he becomes a full bastard. how do i get past that stage?

[shootme243]

thats waht i would like to know i cant pass that part....anyone help?

[Uchihagirl996]

I can't get past it either...

[DeadlyRosesDrummer]

I cant Drag the bones to feed him, anyone know why,, help!

[jpg1000000]

cool :D

[StupidGirl156]

i hate my Lil Mama

[Wwecasey]

They surely are bastards

[kingextreme98]

the gsme is awesome but its hard

[MrsSix]

I can't get past the drunk stage.

[419deadman]

either can i

[shootme243]

i just got it wasted then kept on feeding it till the food and happy meter were filled then i chatted with it online for a little while and after i exited the chat it went to the next stage

[AmiraFrazier]

I cant get how this wont work. my blue baby wont eat or do anything and its like the mouse wont work when i click on the food. Somebody help!

[PwnAllTheNoobsClan]

u drag the food to him

[LarriaB]

oh crap i thought i was playin 4 a sec

[DominqueDoty]

What pissed me off,is when i thought it who to shit in the toilet,it worked till he went adult stage and forgot all about it!>=(

[kittycatgirl72]

lol I got tired of mine and killed it

[Mad4Kevin]

i cant get passed the pyro stage!!

[PACKofPARTYpeople]

i love thi game

[Nemesis986]

anyone know how to get past the drunk stage?

[hobohut]

just keep feeding it booze and food

[scareglare]

WAIT YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE VIDEO!?

How in the WORLD do you get past the toilet stage? I can't get my pet to poo in the toilet at all! =/

[crolla1010]

When it poos or pees spray it, but if it poos coins and trophys don't do anything then it'll work =D

[ammbbam]

doofus ^_^

[doconer1]

How do I get him passed the "Drunk" stage?

[thesyncsta12]

im still trieng to figure out how to make him use the toilet

[jimjimbill]

when he pees or poops on the floor spray him with the spray bottle

[Django1324]

Wth i cant click on anything

[EmoKirlia]

Tamagotchi reference ftw.

[slayerkiler123]

i learn all then my pet frogot everything!

[CUTIEPIEamm]

things comeing in must be comeing out, comeing out in durty way. LOL

[MattsGameplay]

Did you work on this one?

[EuropeanMami07]

doofus thats a stupid name

[KEPPERrules]

i named mine bastard

[sweetcupcake34]

lol mine is Lil Shit hehehe ^_^

[KEPPERrules]

lol

[sweetcupcake34]

hehehehe ^_^

[sofunnyithurts]

Does anyone have an answer to why this game doesn't work for some people? seriously, why won't anyone help?

[Arte010]

i cant click on the bones and it keeps dieing lol

[GeorgiaGirl93]

I tried playing this game on my laptop, but it wouldn't work.

[Megadeth36176]

How do you potty train it??

[Schutzstafell]

I'm stuck on it too

[Megadeth36176]

Well I finally figured it out, and finished the game.

Just keep spraying it with the water bottle any time it pisses or poops on the floor...

[RvBchick]

I went on, and just got to the toilet training. Haha, I beat it to death. Only cause I love it D:

lol

[0cuteness13]

some awards are walked the pet tell the pet you love it get your pet wasted ect.I almost beat it but she died.

[SoulGizmo]

i hate my lil basterd always throwing up everywhere

[xXsilentXx224]

ok

 thanks

[DEATH6917]

i need somebody to help me to get al the awards so i can beat the game so can anybody help me plz

[Smooth117]

asses dnt put a thumbs down on my comments

[Megadeth36176]

Why are they puting thumbs down?

[Digimonkeh]

does anyone have a link that doesnt lead to adultswim my overprotective mom R.I.P. put a curse on me i cant even go on YOUTUBE without dam child blocks comming up -_- and it says something bout porn but thats a bunch of bullshit my dads been working on taking em off but she put like a 1000000 passwords on it -_- bee sympathetic plz D:

[xenoxide21]

i hate him at the end i just killed him :D

[manchillout]

this is werid it wont let me click anyting like when i click that item noting happens

[jkunder12]

u drag items to him

[manchillout]

it wont let me

[ilyskullsnbones]

how do you beat bastard? haha i hate that level :(

[peeweebob123]

how do u toilet train him

[hesterfan2354]

dont let him poo on the floor then just keep sprying him

[sweetcupcake34]

lol ihave no choice but to let mine crap pn the floor it burnt the toilet hehehe i'm low on coins hehehe the lil basterd hehehe ^_^

[DEATH6917]

all you have to do is spray it with the spray bottle

[Emerica142]

im on the level bastard how do u beat it?

[jilly925]

i <3 this game

[KindKid15]

how do u record it right from ur computer w/o using a camera?

[obicool]

how get past pyro stage

[flysonic]

Spray,Let it burn stuff,Spray

There

I need hep with the drunk stage :(

[GearHead132]

do u know how to get past horny stage

[flysonic]

The little sex doll part,Just keep using the sex dolls that fall out the sky on him/her.After using all go buy some more untill level up!

[GearHead132]

thnx

[DEATH6917]

all you do is to get him away from the sexdoll as long asap and thought the sex dolls in the trash to get money he will get angry at you but he will need to suck it up.. and to level up let him have sex with one of the sex dolls to level up

[MissySissysTube]

How do you get past drunk stage? It keeps crapping throwing up peeing and stuff. And all of a sudden, shes SWEARING at ME! its funny, but i cat get past the stage!

[ztv1997]

i need help with the smoking stage

[flysonic]

Feed him, and keep spraying him everytime he smokes

[DEATH6917]

i can help you with the smoking stage when you see him smoking spray him with a bottle and you will pass the stage and it works

[xXsilentXx224]

To beat the geek stage{Fast] just get the computer and ask him/her if they are sad and then get off the computer.Hope this helps.. = ]

[xXsilentXx224]

Omg I love dis game! Have you beaten the game?I have,I hate the last level ,called basterd he forgets EVERY thing you taught him! lol He really is a true basterd ,lol

[DEATH6917]

how did you beat the game i need some help on beating the and can you help me on getting all the awards in the too plz so i can beat the game

[MandCoda]

how get past geek stage

[warioluigi2]

just let him walk to the bear

[blazinkid08]

lol i played this game an hour ago funny lol funny wen he tlks trash in chat room lol 5/5

[Gokarian]

mine throws burning bottles at others. but sense there is no one else, he haresses me at chat room lol

[stewieworld]

fuck u

[tigerkitty1341]

how do u do ther drinkin stage

[Wagtor1919]

i wanna know to so let me know if u find out

[vettechgirlie]

I'm on the horny stage, but he won't hump the bear! WTF!?! What do I do?

[vettechgirlie]

Plus, apparently, he has forgotten how to use the toilet now.

[tigerkitty1341]

buy i new bear

[Wagtor1919]

toss the bear

[MissySissysTube]

Drag the bear TO him/her.

[SilverAura1]

how do u get passed pyro stage

[Donkeydude88]

horny stage is kinda funny you get rich btw its awesome

[omy3173]

I can't get past the chat stage. HELP!

[MissySissysTube]

All you do is ask if their sad, say you love them/

[1loop48]

for toilet I put the crap in the toilet

[ladigunit21]

how do you pass drunk stage

[Smooth117]

this is fake theres no door or anythingf in the game on the right hand side thersa door

[tracersa]

your an idiot. on the game my lil bastard. you can get a door as soon as u can get a leash idiot

[ozthekid477]

you must spray it untill it taked a crap in the toilet

[gaaraburame]

how do u pass toilet stage??

[ozthekid477]

you must spray it untill it takes a crap in the toilet

[rko185]

stuck on toilet stage

[animelov3r]

i cant get pass the drunk stage

[Goldrod33]

i cant get past the chat stage

[kibainuzukadogboy]

mention love or something in the computer. it worked for me

[bettyfuckingmachete]

you hafta chat for a few minutes to pass the geek stage and if you chat for ten minutes you get an award, also tell the lil bastard you love it for another award, you hafta get all the awards to beat the game

[dumbnotfunny]

the little bastard eats like a horse

[areeb10000]

i got to the horny stage....but he lit the toilet on fire and shit everywhere so i put poison in its bowl and didnt clean up shit

[Demonicwolf300]

Hey how do you get past the toilet stage?

[kibainuzukadogboy]

you gotta spray ihm alot and don't clean him until he uses it. It's what i had to do at lest

[Demonicwolf300]

Thanks

[bettyfuckingmachete]

spray him with the bottle every time he poops, you hafta clean him or he will die throw the poops away  only spray him when a poop comes out, not coins and dont worry about when he pees

[halomanic21]

cant get past Mr. Toilet

[NEENAHFOX]

me eteri

[oomnickuF]

im stuck on toilet stage...