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  • I'm agnostic myself and definitely don't believe in a Biblical God. But this isn't even funny.It's not offensive, it's not satire, it's simply time consuming.

  • NDE = Hallucination. The brain does funny things when it is being starved of oxegen. It sfunny how all these experiences are culture-specific.

  • Why do you Christians waste your time trying to argue with atheists and what not when you should be doing what Jesus wants you to do by helping others especially the poor and needy. I don't think it is in the bible that you should fight atheists.

    P.S: Former christian now and agnostic, your bible has mistakes. I'll show you now

    Read 1 samuel 21:1-6 Ablimehech is the Priest was the priest David went to according to Samuel.

    Mark 2:26 Abitharw was the priest David went to according to Jesus.

  • and for the whole "I don't want to 'believe in a God who gladly sends me to hell', just for the improbable sake of not going to hell", therein lies the problem:

    He doesn't do so gladly, it pains Him (it's why He send Jesus) and the healthy 'fear of God' some (not all) christians have, is a true and biblical tool of God to move us towards the inevitable choice: for or against!

    simply choosing to not believe or to ignore Jesus won't help you in the end. Jesus saves. but we have to want to be saved

  • @mreintsema if it pained him then why do it? God doesn't want to show himself or show any way that he is real, but i'm suppose to change my whole life on the off chance that he is real? Do you not realize how unfair that is? Humans wouldn't do that how can you think that something that is superior to us in every way/shape/form would act like a child?

  • I get the whole; "a just God won't send me to hell, I am innocent, so a God who sends me there isn't just, hence there is no just God / or there even isn't any God at all".. But everyone who did wrong deeds or thought wrong thoughts receives death.. not because God isn't just - it's because He IS just..

  • @mreintsema one other thing its not the fact that its unfair.. its the fact that this nullifies free will. Humans are considered horrible people when they take away freedom form others so how can a God that is more just than humans take away complete freedom by condemning them to hell and eternal destruction for any sort of sin? sin isn't just sin you can't put lying on the same level as murder etc...

  • @joshua76az I guess you answered your own question; you don't love Him back, so no relationship, and so there is hell. but in stead of bitching about fairness and justice, just accept Christ (and mean it), and the whole issue of going to hell dissolves. as an answer to the whole what crazy God would send "innocents" to hell: He won't, He truly won't, truth is this; WE ARE NOT INNOCENT, NO ONE IS, not even the christians! in stead those christians accepted Christ so that they can be saved.

  • if you really believe in the full Christian faith, why are you subjecting people to and aiding in literally spreading the word of the devil

  • @yeah1104 We have to know devil, like we have to know Christ, so that we can awaken from our slumber, to see the score. Jesus warned us a loooong time ago. And now when ...pretty much everyone has heard of Jesus, and we have to pick the side, Jesus wants us to know, that we are either With him or against him. We have our conscience and self-awareness, that shows us whether or not we are with Christ with what we're doing, or we feel an emptiness, a sinful life.

  • Facepalm!  :-P

  • Do you understand the meaning of the word "proof?"

    Really, you need to work on your reasoning skills. It takes skill to tell the difference between good and bad evidence, but it's not hard.

    You have to try. What would you be if you didn't try?

    You'd be a fucktard.

    Don't be a fucktard. Work on your reasoning skills. You'll love it! It's a way of life!

  • @psusac you do realize of course that GLR is just being funny right?

  • Yes those kind of Vibration are hell ! try listening to good vibration !

  • For hell there is as much evidence as for the" Cave of the Flintstones" Enjoy this life, It`s all there is. Hell is infantilism, childish nonsense.

  • Make no mistake about it, HELL IS REAL!!! If you are not born again as mentioned in the Bible, see my video titled "Warning: Four Types of People that are Hellbound". It’s a message I preached on the streets of Long Beach CA.

  • That's just scary:(

  • Can anyone provide PHYSICAL, demonstrable evidence of hell, god, satan, or ANY supernatural being? I have recently totally gotten rid of my fear of hell through therapy. The best one IMO is EMDR(Eye Movement Desentiszation and reprocessing). This youtube video explains how it works: NLP eye tracking using EMDR

  • @superfalcon123 This youtube video is EMDR in action: EMDR plus bilateral sound for racing thoughts. If you no longer believe in hell, but you are still afraid of it, then I recommend that you watch the above video starting at one minute 50 seconds, while you watch videos that debunk hell like "why scientists don't fear hell" and "confessions of a former christian".

  • dude,u used creative talk or something.I know u are so just stop.Okay?

  • Typical religious bullsh*t that's designed to frighten people into becoming 'Believers' just to save their skins from eternal hellfire and damnation. Honestly, is it any wonder that the sane, free-thinking amongst us turn our back on religion and see it for the controlling force it is? All suckers who fancy jumping on the religious bandwagon, well, go ahead...join. The rest of us with brains can only pity you for the deluded fools you are.

  • @Turrican60 exactly i wish they would wake up though and see religion as it really is i mean if there really was a god would he really wanna see you damned in hell for eternity the same god who says hes your supposed father lol like i havnt seen a dad who would see to it that theyre children were burned forever plus when you pray to him he doesnt even answer and ppl give money to the preacher hoping for something in return....id hate a life like that where im always looking to god for something

  • @kennyboiiification True, no "loving" God would punish His "children" by sentencing 'em to eternal flames. So, it seems God really ISN'T the 'perfect' being we're all led to believe. Mind you, He doesn't (and never did) exist. because it's all bullsh*t. Here's the plain truth, folks: You live, then you die, nothing more. So, why did WE invented GOD? Because we're all scared of facing death. So, you're praying to thin air, people. There's NOBODY out there listening to you. Get used to it.

  • @kennyboiiification Agreed. Turning to 'God' (erm thin air, in truth) at times of crisis is what it's all about. Well, that plus a fear of death (which is partly why Man invented God -not the other way around as 'Believers' would have you, erm, believe!). So, the religious are not only frightened of there being nothing after death, but they're also scared witless by a 'God' that threatens them with Hell! I thought 'He' was supposedly 'loving'? Bullsh*t, the lot of it. Each to their own, though.

  • All you bible bashing wankstains LISTEN,,,, GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!

    RELIGION IS THE BIGGEST COMMERCIAL RIPOFF OF ALL TIME !!!!!

    All u cunts are just scared of death and want to believe in something more well i tellu there AINT FUCK ALLLL once your dead squish thats it end of.........,

  • Will you go to Heaven?

    Do you know God?

    What will people do in Hell?

  • If you are an athiest I understand why you felt compelled to do this video, but if you are pagan or Wiccan I say shame on you. You don't make fun of other peoples beliefs.  I am a Wiccan and have been all my life, and one thing I have learned is that all Gods are the same. It is just how people choose to worship their Gods and Goddesses."one God is all Gods"

  • well that was a complete waste of a minute and six seconds of my life

  • You know, this just makes me more glad that I'm not christian!

  • Bring on the crazy Christians and extremists who think they're right and everyone else is wrong.

  • WTF AM I WATCHING

  • you sick, twisted........evil...jay.

  • And ALL of you Christians that say" F you" or" F this" is not what God wants! Sure, you are angry and so is God, but he is also angry with you for cursing! Don't be angry and boast your anger, for the ignorant do that! Only the wise try to talk in gentil voices to let people understand! And unless you are born again, YOU CANNOT ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD! If anyone wants to know how to be Born Again, text me back, And PLEASE, no negativity in response.

  • Religous War

    Fighting to see who has the best imaginary freind.

  • @ThePlumenator

    RE: Religious wars. Yes I agree, religion has a lot to answer too.

    Most kids grow out of Santa, fairies, leprechauns, Easter bunny, and other imaginary characters from their childhood. Having a “relationship” with Christ Jesus is just the same, a one-way conversation with somebody not there.

    In mental institutes, there are thousands of similar deluded folk who speak to imaginary people, yet they are considered mad. Bible-bashers think it is quite normal!!

  • @snaebjorn53 Actually, I copy-pasted that from a picture I saw. I am christian, but I don't go all up in peoples faces and go YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR TERRIBLE BLASPHEMIES YOU SATAN WORSHIPPING HOUND OF HELL!!! That's a Catholics job :) btw god gave us a choice. If the people didn't eat from the tree, like god said not to, we wouldn't have to face pain.(predicts comment about how 1 sin=all pain in the world=god is asshole) Also, hell might not be all pain and torture, it could be a place

  • @ThePlumenator god completely ignores in every way. If you want a better explanation of hell, from a smarter person then me(if a 13 year old Australian with an IQ of 143 can have that many christians smarter then him JK) look at 100huntley's video What is hell? Does it even exist?

  • @ThePlumenator Satan is the Father of the GENTILE People. For those who wish to learn the Truth about Satanism and what it offers, go to the websites below.

    JOYOFSATAN,ORG

    EXPOSINGCHRISTIANITY,COM

    666BLACKSUN,COM

    HAIL FATHER SATAN!!

    HAIL ALL THE MIGHTY GODS OF DUAT!!

    666/1488

  • @TheSatanwarrior AHHHHHHH! SATAN WORSHIPER!!! lol, I won't criticize.

  • @TheSatanwarrior How Dare you say that to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!!! You will burn in hell if you keep worshipping Satan! Repent NOW, before it's too late! Satan gives you nothing in return for worshipping him, only brutal torment! Escape BEFORE IT'S TO LATE! I will pray for you to change your ways, and to worship the Almighty God in Heaven!

  • @TheSatanwarrior How dare you insult our Lord And Savior, Jesus Christ! I hope you repent, because if you don't, you will burn in hell for all eternity! Satan doesn't reward you with Money, Loyalty, No, No, He gives you brutal and agonizing pain for your soul! Think about what you are doing? For the people who feel like taking a step toward the light, I have some info. that will SAVE YOUR SOUL! Please text me back, and please no negativity.

  • @TheSatanwarrior Do you really want to see what hell is really like? Watch "23 minutes in hell" and tell me what you think. I am very disappointed in you for turning your back on our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. After all the pain he went through, you worship his enemy.

  • @ThePlumenator

    Good to hear you don’t enforce your opinion. The Catholic writings in Matt 25:30, Matt 22:13 and Luke 16:23 give a ghastly description of hell. But they are just one of some 38,000 denomination of Christianity. The Hebrew Bible referrs to sheol, a grave for both Jew and Gentile.

    Adam and Eve ate from the tree, but they couldn’t of had any conception of what good and evil was, who could of educated them? Adam was just an informed lump of clay into which God breathed life.

  • Exodus 15:3 “The LORD is a man of war, the LORD is his name” “I make peace, and create evil, I the LORD do all these things” Isaiah 45:7.

    Matthew 10:34 “Don’t imagine that I came to bring peace to the earth! I came not to bring peace, but a sword. Rev 12:7 War in heaven!

    Heaven is just as frightfully odious as the Christian hell! And Christians aspire to eternity in a celestial church with their “Father”, who allowed the death of his ONLY son and slaughtered millions.

  • "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction. Jealous and proud of it, a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." — Richard Dawkins

  • Jesus and his love will allow you to burn forever. Yep, sounds like love to me . I'd sure let my daughter be tortured in my basement by some evil prick if she didn't love me enough. Smh, the craziness of religion ;-)

  • how you can do it?!!! mocked god!!!! are you crazy?

  • what a troll

  • everyone changes their minds about shit as some point during their lives....for some it takes alot, and only when the end is inevidable do they start begging the Lord for help.....make no mistake though...at some point you will at least in your own mind, scream for someone or something to rescue you....the sad reality is that nothing will. You can live a life to where you don't need to be rescued, bc your confident where you'll be when the end comes....you need to pray son.

  • I'll wait til you grow up and your momma dies as well as the rest of your family and you wonder why it seems as though God has forsaken you, when your layin in a hospital bed with cancer....shitting blood and throwing up green and yellow shit....I'll bet your ass will sing a different tune then....

  • Guess I'm headed for hell..

  • you can not win over the hearts of others by mocking god and sinning by saying words by ass

  • @SuperSupafreak you are so right

    

  • Thus saith The Lord God Almighty, "I AM NOT MOCKED."

    Godlessrant, exactly how many more second chances to get right with CHRIST do you really think you have?

  • Meh, he's just at an AC/DC concert. *I'm on the hiiiiighwwwaaaay to hell!*

  • Hell: Awesome, Jesus: he's okay if you are in to contradictions, This Video: worst idea since divine conception

  • Lol.

  • it's a recording of either speech or bad singing, reversed and slowed down. I am a sound engineer and this is a very easy effect to make. This one is not even done that well, I could make a really scary one IF I WANTED TO LIE TO PEOPLE!!

  • I'm a Muslim and I feel that this is wrong on SOOO many levels. I'll pray that God helps you insh'Allah(In God's will)

  • that would of freaked the hell out of me if i was 7

  • why they put horns on jesus

  • LAME!!!!!

  • JUSTIN BIEBER is proof

  • simply bad taste

  • why would jesus throw youre soul in hell if he loves you wants you to go to heaven?

  • FAIL

  • slowmo and backwards. dumbass

  • This guy sure is..........well a IDIOT!....

  • The REAL proof is the Quran

    Read it !!

    Its 100% word of God

    God bless

    check out my channel♥

  • your an idiot why would you put jesus christ in this if you really want to go to heaven then stop making this crap

  • How dare you offend our king. This isnt funny, not at all, making jesus look all black and putting devil horns on him is not funny. Go to hell.

  • I have proof that your a dumbass

  • What the HELL is this Bullshit you Jackwagon?

  • CUNT!!!

  • I feel sorry for you...

  • this would be perfect to get rick roll;d to

  • fake

    

  • I hope u focking Die for this ur making fun of Jesus Christ you prick. He is the man thats going to save us all from the hell and ur making fun of him u have the focking devil inside of your soul really needs salvation.

  • how can god love you, yet send you to hell for eternity, bunch of idiots.

  • John 3:16

  • Not funny

  • I can do that on my DS

  • hahahahahahah atleist its some thing rather than believe in or die

  • Eejah_wahkee Chewbacca.

  • sounds like the shit demon from Dogma

  • i laughed.

  • If animation of a guy lip-synching to farts isn't proof positive of Hell, I don't know what is?!

  • Nice trolling, because I actually thought you were trying to be serious at first ;)

  • put some bad ass guitar with that

  • In "H.E. Double hockey sticks" all you listen to is Baby and It's Friday.  :(

  • heaven and hell are a state of mind .. the world you live in can be perceived as heaven if you are rich and well protected from influences outside your religious bubble that you live in or it can be perceived as hell as you have to sell crack from a block of flats just to make a little cash to get powder milk for your child . both states of heaven and hell are here on earth your cash flow plays a big part in wich you will perceive .

  • So.... these voices you heard..... was that during one of your prison sentences for paedophile offences, or in between them?

  • Oh Brother

    

  • u r sick & ur soul needs salvation!!! DUDE<3

  • unless you went there and came back, then we wil talk.

  • Well, we won't ever see any better proof.

  • shit!! u made fun of jesus!!

  • lol

  • man!!! that's just a Danzig song played backwards

  • A picture in negative, add funny noises and BAM You get this.

    I am a Christian and believes Satan existes

    But this is bull.

    In other words

    GET A LIFE

  • @luvinmyalc An omniscient, all-knowing Creator knows everything you think and do before He creates you. There is no need for judgement, because the things you will do are pre-ordained from before the creation of time. If you believe in judgement, you do not believe in an all-knowing god, your god creates without knowing and must wait to see what you will do so he can judge it. Religionists believe in the existence of satan.. they are SATANISTS! They deny our perfect Creator omniscience.

  • @ReligionlessFAITH no u lied because in a 6000 year old book it says so

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 dude... the earliest known torrahnic scriptures of the old testament stem from around 1,000 BC, that makes the oldest portions of the book 3000 years old at best. Read the sumerian enki tablets written around 5,000 years earlier, then tell me who's lying :P

  • @ReligionlessFAITH oh my god sorry please forgive me i ment 3000..................

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 oh your god? who's your god?... you can't be christian, you forgot to capitalize god :P

  • @ReligionlessFAITH well maybe in your own sense of Christian,Jesus bless you my freind

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 Unfortunatly, jesus had no clue about omniscience. You are going to do exactly what you were created to do. Nothing can change that. Every detail about you was planned before the creation of time. Eternity is all things past PRESENT and future where time=0.. The present is part of eternity, so we all already have eternal life. No one can change the righteousness which our Creator metes out to us. Our Creator controls all, even our thoughts. Religions destroy omniscience

  • @ReligionlessFAITH yes in your religion its eighter id say kabbalalic or the religion that says the creator made our world and then left it.its also true destiny was for us already chosen,but in 1 of the events during the resserecttion of Christ he met with 2 disciples and toled them how sinful man is but in the end they concluded how can mane be saved then?but Jesus told them through Christ.it is said that jesus prays for you to be saved and drowns in your sins but there 1 that tries tostophim

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 I have no religion, relgion REQUIRES a belief in the existence of satan and sin. All religionists are SATANISTS. I build FAITH in our omniscient Creator and I ignore everything which destroys this omniscience. Religions destroy perfection and omniscience. Religionists build faith in the words of men. My FAITH is simple, I am humble enough to know that I cannot know matters eternal. Religions put God in a bottle. We are in the Creator's bottle. All things are from Creator

  • @ReligionlessFAITH i dont put god in a bottle.i have no right 2,god puts himself in a bottle for us not to be put in a bottle thats why he is GOD.he would perish forever for us to be in peace.Thats the true fatherly gift from my god

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 Any definition of God is a restriction on God, ie God in a bottle. A carnal mind can not define God. It is God who defines the carnal mind. All religions define God by defining His word, His will, His needs, or His plan. Religions put God in a bottle, and if you drink from it, you get drunk on religion, while you could be building FAITH in our Creator's omniscience. EVERYTHING can be traced to God, even human errors and carnal misinterpretations of eternal truth.

  • @ReligionlessFAITH so by saying this you have proven you have no idea what your worshiping and you gave no idea to how communicate with it.and so you claim it is not Jesus.well my friend i have nothing else to say.i guess your own faith created by your own mind makes you happy for in your own self it has enlightened yourself.Well peace be with you.

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 Yeah.. it's my own FAITH.. I admit it.. I have not found God so I must excercise FAITH to seek God. I admit it.. I don't chant or kneel or bow or blubber in tongues All religions claim they know what god is what god wants what god says and what god's plan is... if you're a religionist, you KNOW the god of your religions, and you no longer need to have FAITH. You have accepted a placebo for faith, a placebo created for you by men. I'd say via con dios but you go with men.

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 My worship is simple.. it is the preservation of our Creator's omniscience. I will defend it till the day I die. I rebuke all religions for destroying the omniscience of our Creator through carnal definition and arrogant narcissism which enables seemingly rational people to elevate carnal words to bear eternal truth. I know such people were created to do just that.. proving to their own eternal spirit their capacity to mistake carnal fantasy for eternal truth.

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 Your own blessing would mean something. Placing carnal words in the mouth of God as the authors of all scripture do, elevates carnal truth to eternal truth. We have carnal intellect. It takes eternal intellect and an eternal vocabulary to understand eternal truth. All truth known to us is tainted by carnal limitation. We can bring carnal truth to a closer approximation of eternal truth if we focus on a perfect omniscient Creator. All religions are carnally created.

  • @ReligionlessFAITH you are right my friend and for you who is HE?

  • @ArthaxtaDaVince777 The Creator is that which perfectly created our eternal beings (spirits) before the creation of time, to fulfill whatever eternal function we are created for. Perhaps some eternal beings become discontent with their eternal function. The omniscience of our Creator allows us to be created to do what we will do down to the last detail. We think we function with autonomy. Our carnal choices reflect to our eternal beings their capacity for eternal autonomy yielding contentment

  • Hell is as real as the cave of the Flinstones. But then what else would fill the collection plates.

  • Sounds like chewbacca

  • this is clearly a real video. no computer could create such a realistic image and audio

  • this is so dumb.

  • I made a video about (is the world done in 2012) comment and sub.

    Thank You...

  • How is this proof? Hell is a bunch of bullshit.

  • Gay Sex in slow mo x5

  • how did u catch a video of Satan if ppl can't see him? satan is not a physical human, he's a spirit that gets into ur mind. think about that before making a video of him.

  • this is not funny at all, u should've not did that its not good, YOU!!! will suffer when u die.......now who will bee laughing

  • My savior! :)

  • Oh please, how silly.

  • this is a discrace.. dont post something horrible like this.

  • As RayWilliamJohnson would say,

    fake & gay!

  • just sounds like some1 singing badly and super slowed down

  • atheists dont believe in hell, so HAH!

  • dude thats just cruel no one shall make them self as a god

    and the shall be punished who poeses as the lord

  • This has go to be a poe

  • Thanks for stealing 25 seconds from my life

  • lol you creating a stupid video of a demonic creature speaking in some weird language just bought u a ticket to hell

    have fun

  • Chewbacca?

  • hell is real

  • woooow , its the boggy man , but whats he saying .

  • It's a pity I can't understand what Satan says at half-speed . Any tips on money? Sex? Drugs? Must brush the hell up on my English.

  • this is no way to open people's eye's jesus docent throw his children in hell it hurts the lord to know his children is there he did not create hell for his children who strayied from him he created hell for lucifer to be,

    its just people create there own path into the devil's sins they made there selfs draw across him

  • I knew it!!

  • HA I rather believe and die and nothing happens.than not believe and go to hell.if I Believe and nothing happen will what I lose.I am a born again christian and i confess Jesus Christ and my lord.I have my Opinion and you have yours.one thing we can all agree on is we are all dieing.like the video said some want believe even if it came out of the grave and showed them

  • LOL

  • sucker how is this proof, 

  • @dniteguardian this isn't proof i think he is satirising how Christians look at the must stupid things at believe it is a sign that their religion is true.

  • @thecow777clone agree

  • idiot

  • How is this proof? (I believe in God n stuff but......... c'mon)

  • What a big moron.

  • how was that proof? It was a weird picture with some guy talking. Is the guy talking satan?

  • THIS atheist ATHEIST are STUPID AS FUCK....Im PRETTY SURE THEY ALL GANNA DIE IN HELL ...however WE CRISTIANS WILL LIVE FOREVER...Jesus IS THE LORD AND SON OF GOD...he is the powerful ONE

  • @jashtal1 And this is why atheists are smarter. You sir, are braindamaged x]

  • @codyjohn1551 hahahaahah but let me tell u what..my friend died went to heaven he left his body and came back..and he exactly told me what he saw there he saw jesus,angels he talked to god ...here is the proof whatels can u say after this aa? TRUST ME!!! believe in god and be saved there is nothing that can saved u believe in jesus and live forever outher wise u wiil die in hell!!!!!

  • @jashtal1 l cant believe you actually fucking believe what you just said. There is absolutely no hope for you. Dont bother going to school anymore, your not getting far anyway.

  • @jashtal1

    alright dumbfuck...this experience people call "dying and going to heaven" is a product of the conditioning that comes with believing in a religion: you listen and believe in something for so long that it contains a big section of your brain and subconscious thought, becoming YOUR reality, so in an out of body experience or dream, you produce these projections in your mind of what you think "heaven" or "hell" or even "God" is...because of the stereotype you've made your reality

  • @jashtal1

    HAHAHA fucking idiot :)

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  • THIS IS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jashtal1 buddy your insulting shit...

  • @Allen10579 WELL Im pretty sure u will go to hell and suck dick with some demons

  • @jashtal1 yo are you fucking retarded? I agree with you and you say something like that to me? you're a fucking little cock sucker, probably some fucking packy or something, but anyway I got news for ya, your momma sucks my dick like a chicken headed demon, it's great, she loves a nice warm face bath but I love drowning the slut,