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  • Science FTW! :P

    You know we're in trouble when the lowest form of humor still goes over peoples heads...lol.

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  • yes and th wombles rule the world and hunpt dumpty did in fact use steriods...!

  • I`m going to play this when I need to get to sleep quickly !

  • Groaning Earth: Editing Proves Moon Did It ????

    I could edit it and prove that my dog did it too, moron

  • @yoursolution99 you've proven yourself to be an ass,

  • cool story bro.

  • dude if the moon hit Greenland it would be destroyed not moved

  • @LEGENDARYxXPx he's saying that it hit where greenland is NOW and that green land shifted to where is is because of the rift that was created and scientific study shows that when there is a rift like this, large amounts of lad mass will move towards it because earth is always trying to become a sphere due to it's own gravity pulling it into shape over vast amounts of time that your pea brain couldn't fathom

  • whatever.

  • 261 people don't understand sarcasm.

  • Oops! Greenland has been moved by the moon crossing over the north pole??? Why, if this question is allowed, should the moon only move Greenland letting the other parts of the surface untouched?? And when did in history the moon only once cross the north pole??? Sometimes it would be helpful reading a first grade schoolbook before making science on YouTube. There are reasons why scientists have to study before talking...

  • cabrones hijos de puta 

  • Remarkable Science Troll.

  • woah!!!

    so awesm!!

  • Videos like this are agents of the government trying to keep us dumb. A big thumbs down!

  • @enkigilgamesh lol no its a family genetic disorder for sure, he's trying to sell his dads books cause he cant write himself. down syndrome is pretty serious tho

  • LMAO LMAO LMAO omg thats funny thanks for the laugh man

  • Hes making a joke saying you cant just believe a pretty 3d graphic.

  • LOL

    but the moon is still in the sky...

  • @digimbyte the moon hit the earth 4.5billion years ago and it use to be bigger and it was a planet at the birth of the big bang, if this didnt happen humans would not be here 2day, and this is how it got back in the sky, if you put water on a tennis ball and spin it really fast the water will leave the tennis ball and it stays around us coz the earths magnetic pull

  • Isn't that special!

  • LOL

  • ........

  • lol so funny

  • omg makes no sence ya fool fuk never get those 15 secs back !!

  • That is exactly how the moon did it!

  • please please please tell me this was satirical. I was in fits of laughter with the last sentence. PM me if you don't want to "give the game away".

  • ck out the earth was smaller

  • hey ,you didnt put GREENLAND back

  • @nitrowad: Lol! There wouldn't be a Greenland it would've been destroyed!

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  • NO IT CAME OFF OF THE LAND NEXT TO IT :D SEE IT'S LIKE A PUZZLE PEACE

  • The moon moved the Greenland when it struck the Earth - that's the dumbest f*cking thing I heard... lol

  • Um, duh, Mr. Diversity, I only have an IQ of 3 and havn't done all the cool stuff you claim to have. Will you teach me more? I know you have the time since you've done it all already, and from what I've read your girlfriend is a Carribou. So please share some more of your great knowledge.

  • That was actually pretty funny man. I enjoyed that.

  • It is unfortunate so many scientific careers are simply sprung from other scientific careers. With researchers staking their reputations and livelihoods on being accepted by the scientific community while attacking truly independent thinking which furthers investigation so it has no merit, true discovery is squelched and we are fed the same-old classroom vomit.

  • @ETHIOLOGIST1 And yet, to make a big name for yourself in science you overturn the current paradigm. How does that fit with your assertion that scientists only trumpet the consensus view?

  • @ginckgo - Too often, those who overturn the paradigm to mislead, coerce or rationalize non-science ever realize any true financial gain or fame. (can we say "global warming"?) Those whose work upsets the "apple cart" are typically silenced, or their reputations ruined. Expanding earth theory has merit, yet becomes a laughing-stock among those vested in widely-accepted plate tectonics.

  • hundreds of tons of space dust falls to the planet every year and doesn't ever leave, not to mention meteorites and an occasional asteroid or comet strkes Scientists all agree that planets are formed this way. Why is the growing earth concept so unbelievable? I thought that's what science already established.

  • @TheNykademos because to grow the new material needs to be added INSIDE the earth, not on the outside as space debris does. How many time do we need to point this obvious fact out?!?

  • @ginckgo A geode GROWS in spite that there is no "STEM" to feed the dense "PULP". The Geode is porous enough to allow Atoms and Molecules to be carried in with gases and water..

    The barely KNOWN Dark Matter could, without a GREAT stretch of Imagination find it's way between the atoms of Earth's MANTLE! There, to be struck by High Energy Photons in the process of pair-Production.

    Without agreeing to the whole process, this portion falls withing the realm of , at least PHYSICS concept

  • ahahahahaha his is hilarious

  • Funny. Tounge in cheek mate. i'm giving this a thumbs up.

  • weah!

    I take Greenland from heeeere, and I put it over theeeere, and the Moon blablablaaah (8)

  • What. The. Fuck.

  • Love how some people still think he is serious when he explicitly states it is a joke! Best troll ever!

  • Say what douche bag:( I think that it was Iranian Soldiers in advanced airplanes blowing those trumpets. That sound is exactly the same as the noises people heard. They could have planes no-ones seen because if you think the Military shows you their newest weapons your INSANE. Anyway explanation their ya go. UFO's are MILItary man made objects get with it. They have sound weapons, they can control the weather for years. All these things have been documented and proven. Wake up to take back LIFE?

  • So, what program did you use to edit the Earth?

  • Huh??

  • So the moon is guilty, that 2 and a half man has no Charly anymore..Damn moon :(

  • nice saber you have there

  • Bull shit, nothing but a bunch of lies as always, remove this video

  • um the moon isn't hollow though.... is it? And I can paste my head on brad pitts body, doesn't really prove anything other then, I need to lose 15 pounds.

  • Really? The moon is much more bigger than freaking Greeland! An object the size of the moon would have totally destroyed planet Earth and would have caused it to have an orbit similar to that of Uruanus. Plus you should take an astronomy class in order to know why and what causes the magnetic North and the seasons.

  • This prooves again that hardly no one reads the description.

  • @Scumbot404 That was the first thing I did. I don't see why these people didn't do it.

  • WTF???

  • Sarcasm: he's using it!

    I like this guy. Read his description and you'll find that (so far as I can understand it) he has a suspicion, and used it as the subject of a video, but the actual purpose of the video is to mock Growing Earth because they used some form of editing as if it were evidence to support a claim. Right on! This is the age of the internet, so you media assholes better start using credible sources, dammit!

  • We can fit this perfectly after "ROTATING and STRETCHING" lol, what a retard.

  • I tried to cut Marijuana out of a picture once, placed it in a pipe and smoked it.. Its a FACT it didn't work.

  • @SirBabyPork lol

  • @SirBabyPork watch?v=GImlVh46iFs OBAMA ADRESSES STRANGE SOUNDS!!

  • Your Father had a mental illness with he obviously passed on to you. There is NOTHING in the science world that supports your outlandish unrealistic rant. Like seriously,, what the fuck dude .

  • fact i dont thinkn so mate get off the acid

  • Asserting something as fact does not make it so. Your reasons for doing so are illogical.

  • The earth was tilted on its' axis, not by an impact, but by a large planetoid ( 90 X earths' mass) that swept by @ 10 000 yrs. ago. The Great Flood was caused by the icecap of an electromagnetically detonated planet (Tiamat) being towed in the rogue planetoids' wake, and raining down on earth. This was Ragnorok. Check out Pt. Barrow Alaska and see the massive cratering.Yes, a small moon did explode over earth. Not the Lunar moon though.

    "Cataclysm..." D.S. Allen J.B. DeLair.Read the book first.

  • the growing earth theory actually resonates with logic. It really could be real, how about you take a balloon and place a bunch of random shapes on it and slowly deflate the balloon. If they fit together than you've debunked the growing earth theory since all objects fit together when its underlying area is reduced to nothing. But if they don't fit together, I say you're a man who sticks to his guns even if they aren't loaded.

  • What???

    

  • "a large moon-sized object struck the earth ... knocked greenland out of it's original place ... created the polar hole, and transferred the moon's iron core into the earth..."

    So, a large moon sized object transferred the moon's iron core into the earth?

    What?

  • "artic?" what's artic? you mean arctic?

  • The account in Genesis makes more sense.

  • What a pile of old SHIT must have a masters degree in dip shit

  • the moons is filled with ice

  • @YouWarhammer the apollo missions prove there is no ice on the moon, maybe really under the surface, ice is water

  • YOU CHAT SHIIIT.....THE MOON CAME FROM THE EARTH AN ASTEROID HIT THE EARTH AND THE DEBRIS FROM IT WENT INTO SPACE...DUE TO ZERO GRAVITY THE DEBRIS CLUSTERED TO WHAT WE KNOW NOW AS THE MOON...IM IN GRADE 12 AND I KNOW THAT..

  • @collegekidjoejoe waa, u at 12 grade, study harder aa, then go university then can call shyt again

  • 'making the moon hollow' FUCK... OFF

  • @TIMMEHHURTS if you read the foot notes he explains he knows its not true hes joking people...

  • yahn

  • Most people's heads here are hollow...

  • lmao what a troll or fool

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  • i used an editor and proved kuthulu did it

  • lols

  • the whole points of the video is to point out that using graphic editing as "proof" is stupid. in case it wasnt obvious.

  • Graphic editing can also make people into werewolves or vampires does this mean there real and its fact too?

  • @WolvenNightmare Yes they are! Y U DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS??

  • The moon is hollow yeah ok deuche bag

  • @Doodie691 The moon actually is hollow

  • I am lead to believe it is rude to type all capital letters

  • WOW, amazing! Scientists who put some real research and study into this don't know what it is, but you managed to tell us exactly what it was in a 59 second youtube video. Gob smackingly awesome!

    If I had my way you will be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

  • BUNCH OF RUBBISH RIGHT HERE

  • sarcasm fail.

  • Earth was stretching or doing aerobic . So, we heard moaning !

  • THIS IS ALL JUST A COVER UP, THERES SOMETHING GOING ON AND THE GOVERMENTS OF THE WORLD ARENT TELLING US!!! THERE MAKING MORE AND MORE COVER UPS! I HEARD THE NOSIES MYSELF IN CANADA WHILE I WAS HAVING A SMOKE DONT LISTEN TO ANY OF THESE COVER UPS THERE ALL MAKING

  • @XxXUDDLESZxXT16 google HAARP

  • WHY YOU DONT TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THOSE SOUNDS YOU THINK THAT WE ARE STUPIDS ONE THING I WILL TELL YOU THE TIME IS CAME TO PAY ALL OF YOU LIARS IN A VERY SOON TIME YOU ALL GOONA PLEASE FOR YOUR LIFE THE END OF DAYS IS HERE I I CAN MAKE A SURE FOR YOU I KNOW FOR WHO YOU WORKING

  • the moon makes the earth groan? kinky!

  • thats not where greenland was originally

  • the moon hollow? Wtf? the moon displaced Iceland? The moon was created before there was liquid water on the planet, and a totally solid crust, let alone continents and islands...

  • oh god lol everyone's getting trolled

  • My country looks retarded :S

  • graphic editing is "proof" so you can accept all of this as fact... well damn, im sold! where can i buy the T-Shirt?

  • @Maximus19792009 lol, geeze, well why not. Lets just lie to everyone and tell them its the truth right?

  • haha biggest TROLL LOLOLOLOLO

  • I think the sarcasm is lost on a few people, lol

  • The truth is Chuck Norris was strolling through the solar system and bumped his foot into earth. Do I need to provide the graphic evidence?

  • FALSE

    Billions of years ago when the Earth was forming a venus-sized object struck Earth,which destroyed a big layer of crust and then tilted it and the remains circled Earth thus creating the moon.Scientist used this theory because the Earth's crust is unbelievably thinner than other planets.

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  • Is this guy speaking English?

  • God just "photoshoped" the Moon !

  • LOL Love it! The sarcasm is well placed!

  • If a moon sized object hit the earth, it wouldn't "move things around", it would just smash and vaporize everything to fuck. Bollocks video.

  • The ass-hole of the world.

    The author I mean.

  • @MrGoguRadulescu lmao! yep.

  • dude is just tryin to sell a book.. pfft. :59 gone instantly

  • lol! so the moons core just jumped out and flew to earth. lol. ya. wow.

  • lol

  • Lol, thumbs up for good parody! It's unfortunate that it seems to have gone over most people's heads.

  • Does no one understand that he's being sarcastic? Wow.

  • @Bollehamsteren well I can't blame people too much since most of these crazies are actually as deluded as the guy in the vid acts.

  • Yea, and if ice cubes were made of fire you could boil water with them.

  • @awd3atms oh that would be awesome!

  • You cannot "assert all these tings as fact".. they are theories and assertions, and only that. Keep your eye on the Lord, my friend, He is coming soon! :o)

  • @shamrockpilgrim He is being sarcastic. This is a satirical video. It is made funnier by you immediately "asserting things as fact."

  • @Ryat51 .. Oh .. LOL! .. I am so not good with humor presented as though it were fact - I never ger that kind of stuff! - lol!

  • You talk as if you were there.....do you remember being around 5, 6, 7, 8 hundred years ago? Seriously, I wish I could remember if I was, and I'm not being facetious.

  • "jump", excuse me!

  • a laugh now and then! Ha ha ha!

  • fence one happens to be sitting on. A lot of these so called "experts" seem to know an awful lot about nothing....he he he....I make mistakes all the time, but just because a hundred people jmp off a cliff doesn't mean I'll necessarily follow them...you see, I don't really care if I'm "right" or "wrong"....to me it's all a big cosmic game of hide and seek! If I can go to bed feeling good at the end of the day and I haven't made anyone suffer unduly, that's a pretty good day! And everyone needs

  • Well, the flat earth theory was taught to the peasants....I suppose it depends on whose "facts" you believe. Personally, I disagree with Einstein and Newton on a few points, and being as I don't remember actually being there watching the planets form, I guess I'll have to take that up with the current "resident" Creator...the human ego is such that it doesn't like admitting mistakes, I choose to think for myself and make up my own mind, "right" or "wrong" often depends on which side of the ....

  • iences. What is a fact, anyway? A theory is only "bullshit" if it can be conclusively disproven. You may not believe in "electricity", but if you stick your finger in a live A.C current you'll probably get one hell of a shock....isn't You Tube wonderful????

  • Just because someone has a theory that doesn't jive with what's commonly accepted doesn't necessarily mean it's bullshit. Not too long ago most "educated" people believed the earth was flat and flight was impossible, as well as that heavy metal ships wouldn't float. I'm not an expert on many things, if anything, but that doesn't mean squat in the light of facts. What I like about "bullshit" theories is that they can make one look at things in a new light. Everything is relative to one's exper

  • @estudiorudolpho Actually check up on your facts. The earth being flat hasn't been believed for a hell of a long time, and in fact was rarely if ever believed by anyone with an education. On top of that no one but idiots or cave men ever thought flight was impossible period. Heavier than air flight was the big deal, which admittedly met more resistance than just gravity.

    Anyways if you know anything about planetary formation, magnetism and tectonics you'll know this is silly.

  • This just in. Greenland is attached to the rest of the planet. It's not "floating" around. Crack open a book. Preferably one not written by your father. I can assert that cows can fly, but that doesn't make it fact.

  • @flashsammybarney This is not a serious video. >.>

  • Neal Adams sounds like a real moron.

    NO scientist have even heard of this mumbo jumbo shit.

    Just a hoax, nothing more.

  • OK. Sorry for your facts. Say Hi to your Mom for me.

  • Madman.....

  • The moon did it?

    Where did mainstream media pick up this GROUND-BREAKING EVIDENCE?

  • When did he make Africa fit with South Americas?

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  • Impressive! I can make up shit too, Geez, Buddy. I bet your Momma is so proud of you. Run upstairs now, she just made you a nice little sandwich and she even cut the crust off for you because she knows you won't eat it otherwise.

  • @MrDarwell well thats rude

  • would be very little left except asteroid type fragments. Would be one helluva( oops, sorry for not using "words" ) sight, though, no matter what the outcome!

  • the "dictionary" or not. English is a "living" language, which means "new" words are being introduced all the time....it is actually a living compilation of many languages, having many "words" coming from latin, germanic, gallic, and other languages and linguistic groups, however you want to label them. I'm not taking your vid seriously, as I'm assuming it was put up in jest, because one would hope you would know that if a celestial body the size of the moon impacted good ol' gaia here there

  • @estudiorudolpho This movie is mocking the Expanding Earth theory bullshit that's out there.

  • I could have used "irrespective of" or something else, and it may not be considered "good" English, but that doesn't mean it isn't a "word".....is that the best you can come up with? I'm the first to admit I've made an error or mistake when it's pointed out to me, and I don't presume to know all that much, that's what having an "open" mind is all about. Let's see, call a "black" man, like an n.f.l. linebacker a "nigger" or "spook", and I think he'll understand your "words" whether they are in

  • Says who?

  • You made no causal link between the noises and your theory of a moon sized object colliding with the earth. Also, object of that size would have destroyed all planetary life. I find it genuinely hilarious that you think you can play island billiards and just push a sub continental island a few thousand miles across the ocean when something hits it. Pretencious conspiracies at their finest!

  • wrong on both counts...typical of lower I.Q. people to try to insult those with higher ones. It is a timed valid test, irregardless of what you think....methinks you're a tad jealous....fact of the matter is, very few people have I.Q.s over 140. Irregardless of one's I.Q., an idiot is still an idiot....stupid is as stupid does...are you one of those delusional types that try out for American Idol and is tone deaf as well? Have a diet coke and get your aspartame fix, kill some more brain cells!

  • @estudiorudolpho "irregardless" is not a word.

  • dot dot dot

  • If and when these "theories" are proven "fact", what will you log then? Only the arrogant and ignorant presume they know everything...one thing is obvious, the people who control the images we get to see are definitely covering up something at both poles, and it is also a fact that no commercial or private aircraft are allowed to fly over or near the polar regions. If there's nothing there other than ice, there would be no need for such measures...so what if the instruments go screwy for a bit!

  • He he he....are you related to Kellie Pickler, Miss Teen North Carolina, and Justin Bieber???? If you had an open mind, and b.t.w. I have an I.Q. of 158, you would know that the hollow earth "theory" is perfectly valid, as is the theory of the electrical universe, as is the theory of celestial bodies corkscrewing through space, as does the Peregrine falcon when it dives. To ridicule something because it challenges your beliefs and narrow mindset puts you on par with the bushes and clintons! lol!

  • @estudiorudolpho Oh god, I.Q of 158, damn you're good at life. We should ALL listen to you then. My theory is that you're around 20 now that you took time to tell your I.Q. to everyone for no reason. My theory has nothing to do with a Peregrine falcon that dives, so it may be wrong tough.

  • lol lol lol lol lol omfg

  • 90% of the commenters who have come to this video do not know about the existence of a strange otherworldy force known in Lamens Terms as; Satire.

  • Small minds Guys. Small minds indeed!

  • "Giving us magnetic north?" The stupidity of that statement is appalling. If we have magnetic south we have magnetic north! This video is full of mis-information, bad science and bullshit! Google Earth does not equal Science. You fail.

  • @dirgekv2 dude, satire!

  • @ themanyone... You Dumb Ass, Look At the outline to the left of green land.

  • Stop with this rubbish.

  • If this isn't proof that Photoshop is the strongest force in the universe, I don't know what is.

  • pathetic dubunk. You suck.