HE SEES ALL THE CARNAGE BUT HE KNOWS. BUT WHEN HE GETS INJURED, THAT INJURY CAN BE MENDED WITH SOME WATER AND IT STARTS TO GET BETTER. YOU KNOW, IT'S HUMID, AND -- PFFSHSHHH AUGHHH. CLIGGITY CLIGGITY CLIGGITY.
This reminds me of a time when I used to put faces on different types of fruit like bananas and oranges. They were like soldiers fighting a battle as I either stabbed them or shot them with an airsoft gun. Afterwards I would extract the airsoft pellets and dress their wounds. With the oranges, I could sew the wound back together with thread, kind of like stitches. Bananas, on the other hand, would always turn black around their injuries so I pretended it was gangrene.
Why can't we all retain this childlike imagination throughout our own adulthood?
Jordannadroj20 2 months ago in playlist More videos from masaoHF
Looks like fun, I would probably be doing stuff like this if I wasn't so inhibited.
presswt 3 months ago
....how did I get here
Omeegia 4 months ago
@Omeegia by clicking the video you stupid faggot
poopadoxlol 4 months ago
@poopadoxlol i love you
Omeegia 4 months ago
oh my lord, how does he not have ants
L33tHackzor 7 months ago
thx OP! I had balck labador retriver dog and i cam on him now i have Dalmatian dog
TheDoomWarrior 7 months ago
CLEAN YOUR GOD DAMN HOUSE
gmikoner 7 months ago 5
this is some good shit
spawnof200 7 months ago
somehow i'm not surprised that soap is brand new.
Edd360 7 months ago
You are my new god, mister
Avatarcheese 7 months ago
Kingdom hearts 3 people.
ThePotatoLord 7 months ago
Shop. Vac. You need one.
neverent 7 months ago
dude get a life.
PinPointKiller36 7 months ago
Wtf is wrong with this guy?
neverent 7 months ago
I am surprised he has a bar of soap.
Knovocaine 7 months ago 2
Clean your god damn house
ErroristSadFace 7 months ago
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ErroristSadFace 7 months ago
He doesn't have to pretend too hard, his house looks like a war zone.
theeconomy3 7 months ago
Today I've gazed at the flat of autism.
Supze 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"i think im gonna jack off now so, good night."
krontaar 7 months ago
i cant believe that at the end of the video you're actually cleaning something
nytrox84 7 months ago 2
how about you kill yourself
gonzab 7 months ago
IGEGEBEGEBEGEBGEBEGEBEGEBGAAAAAaaa.a....
POWohnomypants 7 months ago 2
clean your goddamn kitchen
hgZeeker 7 months ago
I don't... what..? Holy fuck i didn't think people lived like that.
scrotumface333 7 months ago
>implying you don't do this
peguindrillan 7 months ago
You need to be commited into some sort of mental facility, bro
loungepanda 7 months ago
I can show you another way to kill that bloody monster.
dezeya2k7 7 months ago
At least he's got some soap to combat all the shit on the floor...and on the counter and everywhere else in his house,
gottakeepemseparated 7 months ago
why isn't this on national geographic?
GoodCat01210 7 months ago
Only in America.
angrymarketing5 7 months ago
@angrymarketing5
>"munsters"
>America
PinkBob88 7 months ago
@angrymarketing5 Actually it's in Canada
cheezombie 5 months ago
Clean your house, i can smell your filth from here.
Just4Th3Lulz 7 months ago
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Gamewitzer 7 months ago
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
nawcom 8 months ago
Well......it's better than cable TV.
elementz1986 8 months ago
ur fucking crazy bro go get some help fucking retard
DaggerNubC2 8 months ago
pause, play 6666666666666666666666666666666666
tehjuggster01 8 months ago 4
Anyone else really want a nice cold beer after watching this?
Brade 8 months ago
"...and I think I'm gonna jack off now, goodnight"
DudButVideos 8 months ago 3
"You don't have to spend money on action figures or video games or whatever; You can kill everything you want, just like that."
Words of wisdom I will cherish for the rest of my life.
nateman742 8 months ago 4
he lives in the town dump
mcshmeggy 8 months ago
Well, back to videogames.
foxmcloud555 8 months ago
Holy fuck clean-up
MrBowserPuffi 8 months ago
I can make fun of this guy all I want, but really, he just had more fun than I ever will in my adult life.
butlerkeith65 8 months ago
ok guys i think im gunna go jack off now, goodnight
cdog1777 8 months ago
This is my hero
GreenEnigma404 8 months ago
Your apartment looks absolutely beatiful.
Praioscal 8 months ago 6
I hope I won't end up like this when I start living alone.
killerschmetterling 8 months ago
a true champion of nurgle
metallicaner 8 months ago 8
Why don't you use the self repairing monster to clean the battlefield?
VandorKosciuszko 8 months ago 6
HE SEES ALL THE CARNAGE BUT HE KNOWS. BUT WHEN HE GETS INJURED, THAT INJURY CAN BE MENDED WITH SOME WATER AND IT STARTS TO GET BETTER. YOU KNOW, IT'S HUMID, AND -- PFFSHSHHH AUGHHH. CLIGGITY CLIGGITY CLIGGITY.
bytesize 10 months ago
Can I buy some pot from you?
zapbrannigannn 11 months ago
War, War never changes.
Dogtopian 1 year ago 74
Next time I shotgun a beer, I'll be thinking about sucking the blood out of a bloody monster!
ilackedtheheart 1 year ago
My hero.
VampyreRequiem 1 year ago
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dragerdet 1 year ago
soap
what
iherduliek 1 year ago
bloody monster is a real ass nigga
MrSausagebiscuits 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
NO DONT WASTE THE HEINEKEN!!!!
thegman9797 1 year ago
I bet he never cleans up the beer, noodles and ramen powder that were spilled in this video.
Pinfeldorf 1 year ago
Noo! The bony noodle monster died!
Planbskate230 1 year ago
I will forever live in this world of bloody/bony monsters now. did your toilet ever cave in like anticipated?
OurChonch 1 year ago
What did I just watch?
johngreen120 1 year ago
Great battles. Keep it up!
darthclaytor 1 year ago
autism's a bitch.
DarconAdonis 1 year ago
"i think i'm gonna jack off now"
symnzXx 1 year ago 18
@symnzXx Classy stuff.
BiNeko 3 months ago
This reminds me of a time when I used to put faces on different types of fruit like bananas and oranges. They were like soldiers fighting a battle as I either stabbed them or shot them with an airsoft gun. Afterwards I would extract the airsoft pellets and dress their wounds. With the oranges, I could sew the wound back together with thread, kind of like stitches. Bananas, on the other hand, would always turn black around their injuries so I pretended it was gangrene.
rudis123 1 year ago 3
This is the most EPIC beer/ramen battle I have ever seen!!
bluetextonwhitebg 1 year ago 6
What a waste of a perfectly good beer.
sheaton319 1 year ago
Clean up before it's too late, man!
storerestore 1 year ago
That was a quick 8 minutes, your videos are too entertaining.
Matt5444 1 year ago
This is fantastic
Taastyburger 1 year ago
You remind me of Bjork's stalker.
insideoutface 1 year ago
Canadians are immune to beer. +1 for Irish Spring +1 for masterbation +1 for not buying toys when you can use your imagination
kodakZX1 1 year ago
Absolutely amazing.
Nigglips 1 year ago
Masao, thoughts on Gustavsson winning the Vezina?
rimsdothemacarena 1 year ago
Does he have two houses? How does he pay for them? This guy is a real mystery.
RJLeffmann 1 year ago 2
Get a Mexican stat!!!
JLibert078 1 year ago
noooooo. Poor beer and soap.
xodolliexo 1 year ago 2
that poor soap
coxxsixteen 1 year ago
Two houses, hmm
RsisBanana 1 year ago
@RsisBanana
Actually he has a third house that is very nice. I am not sure if that video where he gave a tour is still around because it was on his old account.
shizzlebizzfizz 1 year ago
"Make sure you don't do anything too dangerous"
Like playing with a knife on a slippery floor full of infectious crap and while being high or on meds ?
nouveauprofil 1 year ago 54
This has been flagged as spam show
You disgust me. How can any human being live like this?
Please, for the sake of yourself and your neighbors, seek professional help.
OverlordXenuAnon 1 year ago
@OverlordXenuAnon
Oh look, a hater.
NeverLostYou 1 year ago
@OverlordXenuAnon i hope you die
Obltzs 1 year ago
@OverlordXenuAnon "OverlordXenuAnon"
oibara2 1 year ago
gasp the kitchen is now dirty D:
vipersrules 1 year ago