alahhhhh.... RARARAWW alahhhh ahalll !! ialahhhh i pee in the food ualahhhh Rush patoiksh AAAAlaaaahhhh PROCLAMATION Aiiiialahhhh men .. your sixty alghhh.....
I just found this on my facebook news feed:"A child said to his mom, "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" In anger she started to hit her child until he was unconscious. Then, she regretted what she had done, and crying said to her child, "Please open your eyes!" But it was too late, his tiny heart had stopped beating. When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY". Copy and paste this for 1 hour if you're against child abuse
Hey whoever u guys r your gonna have to show me some I.d. *flash* Hey whoever u guys r your gonna have to show me some I.d. *flash* Hey whoever u guys r your gonna have to show me some I.d. *flash* *flash* *flash* WOULD U STOP THAT!! that things gonna give her brain damage Hey whoever u guys r your gonna have to show me some I.d. *flash* LOLZ
"But this ship can't sink"
-splash-
(ship sinks)
WOW!
sarahx40 5 days ago
Use the force luke, What? BOOM
CaramelHoteI 6 days ago
Sam...Frodo...Bleugh...BOOM...Hobbits!
putth001 6 days ago
You only got one shot and we can`t die!
*dead*
xPunkRockDude 1 week ago
Mr Frodo
dirtsleeper714 1 week ago
Omg...I had to pray to God asking for forgiveness because of laughing at Jesus...that's SO AWFUL!
sugarpandapaws08 1 week ago
Ooooh! The Pasion. :)
"Aaaaahhhh!"
That was plenty. o_O
nightchillsxz 1 week ago
.......speechlessing...
gr4l9um20b7o 2 weeks ago
Mr. Frodo!!! ....SSSSSSam :3
coolguyace 2 weeks ago in playlist 5 seconds movies
240p we meet again.
godofimagination 3 weeks ago
LOTR ones win
sub53r0 3 weeks ago
Im happy, no your not. YOUR RIGHT. *phhzkhnnzwobuwbphhzaahhhapskshh*
JParreh 3 weeks ago 2
POC 2 was the best
XxGameZonexX 3 weeks ago
2:12
-Mr. Frodo
-Sam
-smigol(spits)
(boom)
-Hobbits
TheManuGamer 3 weeks ago
0.39 Best part!
Yerkface 3 weeks ago
I'm happy
I'm sad
I'm in love
I'm confused
I'm frusturated
I'm torn
I'm weak
I'm emotionally distraught by the turn of events that have been bestowed upon me
Yeah that's pretty much anakin in the movie.
Nooseepah 4 weeks ago
"The ship can't sink!"
*Blob*
markussen19 4 weeks ago
-I'm happy
-No, you don't
-You're right
SBAAAAM!
Geckoyoyo 1 month ago 2
It's longer than five minutes!
schefchaschte 1 month ago
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schefchaschte 1 month ago
@ 3:37 it looks like she holds a redstone torch.
kennyfication88 1 month ago
My life is now complete
monthlyguitarist 1 month ago
"But this ship can't sink:
Bloop bloop
spideykoonrulz 1 month ago
Wow, I just watched like 5 years worth of movies.
spideykoonrulz 1 month ago
after he said "oh jesus, aren't you darth vader yet" they should've put in the jesus clip
lyricsfromsweden 1 month ago
since when did the intros get longer than the movies?
IronMaidenGuitarRs94 1 month ago
4:19 i think is the best too xDDDDD
AeroFluxe 1 month ago in playlist 5 Second Films 3
@AeroFluxe haha indeed!
IronMaidenGuitarRs94 1 month ago
0:20 - 0:34 LOL my favorite part
XxSophiaLidiaxX 2 months ago
the Passion HAHAHAHHAHA
nouvek 2 months ago
3:00 this is madness
3:02 Leonadas:bitch stole our line! Persian messenger: now what!?
obeada 2 months ago
"Jezzus, aren't you Darth Vader yet?"
MidwesternDiva 2 months ago
second one was like 10 seconds long?
YOU LIE
popcornfreak129 2 months ago
- I am your father
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- yes
*growl*
wrlzz 2 months ago
I'll finish it tomorrow.
ablazpommonster 2 months ago
'Mr Frodo...' ... '...Sam'
Razorblade2511 2 months ago
this is madness
''madness''
no this is politics
''faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll''
Arty12332 2 months ago
the Jurassic park one was definitely longer than 5 seconds lol
JLLproductions 2 months ago
Avatar in 5 seconds should have been after Lord of the rings (golum) =P
sheleg3s3 2 months ago
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sheleg3s3 2 months ago
i am happy.
no you're not.
*goes ape shit crazy*
badgerspawn 2 months ago
Star wars the clone wars is definitly the best
TheWorldStrider 2 months ago
heh, who's hungry? LMAO
CrazedFan45 2 months ago
ok now you cant say that the rocky one wasn't funny!! HAHA
TheColdKilla1995 2 months ago
2:59 - 3:12 had me laughing for like 10 minutes!!!
MadgefilmsincHD 2 months ago
boy did i bet on the wrong horse
supertightballs 2 months ago
DAM IT ARNT YOU DARTH VADER YET!
danzodude 2 months ago
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ashpd101 2 months ago
i was so sad when it ended :(
Crazi4Budgies 2 months ago
Men in black was fucking hilarious! HAHA
DBDMotorsports 2 months ago
Lol: Darth Vaders annoying "What" at 1:10 comes from these video series: youtube.com/watch?v=OiuxG_PQCoU
9snaker 2 months ago
*triple face palm*
funkid0911 3 months ago
Lol
corsitiantus 3 months ago
jurassic park was the best
rthoma34 3 months ago
The second starwars is my favorite.
umbreonofshadows 3 months ago
Titanic is the best! :D
Imnotweirdo 3 months ago
Epic.
Himaryous 3 months ago
Men, you´re sixty!
Ouhhrg!
Zippo1st 3 months ago
LoseControlForDeath 3 months ago
I'm going to hell, I laughed at the Passion of the Christ.
boninho23 3 months ago 2
lol where is 5:30
MrActivatedCharcoal 3 months ago
LMFAO the Rocky one.
xSYRUM 3 months ago 10
jurassic park was the only on that made me laugh lol
mw2nubcake 3 months ago
But this ship can't sink...
Bloop...
o.O
kateborrie 3 months ago
Oh Jesus, aren't you darth vader yet?
appleAddict240872 3 months ago 45
0:45 ''I am happy. No you'r not. You'r right.''
Albinswede1 3 months ago
the MEN IN BLACK one gave me brain cancer
dammit301 4 months ago
/watch?v=ZK7fZxlbr74
DWXenon 4 months ago
When Darth Vader says 'Wat' at 1:10 it';s just so funny I can't stop laughing xD
skillmyster666 4 months ago
@skillmyster666
Hahaha! His voice was funny, but why he said that?
Borisyoch 2 weeks ago
The real movie marathon.
amylovemyart 4 months ago
*epic music*
"But this ship can't sink."
*plop*
*epic music*
JKalama25799752 4 months ago 2
JAJAJAJA THATS FUNNY
picioso3D1 4 months ago
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star wars 3 lmfaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
igodzila7 4 months ago
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Um, the JP wasnt 5 seconds.
Nor the MBI
Nor 300
Nor Rocky
Jakalizer1313 4 months ago
Um, the JP wasnt 5 seconds.
Nor the MBI
Nor 300
Nor Rocky
Jakalizer1313 4 months ago
@Jakalizer1313 Shutup
joshy959 4 months ago
MAN YOUR 60!
dave1233345 4 months ago 70
@dave1233345 My M60 is in the shop...
ZeroToNowhere 3 weeks ago
who is this: guy with glasses?
dawgindacrib 4 months ago
@dawgindacrib the original maker of 5 second videos.
mimeywimey 4 months ago
after 20 times the lord of the rings was still funny as hell LMAO
MrRandomcrappystuff 4 months ago
Ah rocky XD
whenthesunlightdies 4 months ago
4:19 The Best xDDDDDDD
AeroFluxe 4 months ago
rocky is the best 1 yet
asdfgty6 4 months ago
4:22 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...the end
TehMiggz 4 months ago
This video does not have 5:30...
simonnof 4 months ago
@simonnof It doesn't have an 11:59 Either.
UggaWaggaProductions 3 months ago
4:22 "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA "
That explains about it ;p.
simonnof 4 months ago
Mr. Frodo!
Sam..
*music*.. whahhaa XD
Merlijn777 4 months ago
the jesus one was the best!!!!! I REALLY LOL'd
theheckwithit 4 months ago
I swear for Episode 3, they should of put up for Skywalker to say "I'm on fire" for the end
HJtheminer 4 months ago
But this ship can't sink!
*BLURP*
You'reeeeee heeeere
elcuperhero 5 months ago
Vader: I'm..your father
Luke: Nooo!
Yoda: Yes!
MapleConquer 5 months ago
5:17 I pitty the fool button!
Freal9198 5 months ago
i had a straight face up until the passion of the christ xD
1MarcusTheCrazy1 5 months ago
I Can't stop laughing thank you all!
I Loved Rocky and Titanic lol
TheIMaGiiCz 5 months ago 2
the jurassic park one was spot on :D
MrLesilectro 5 months ago
use the force look!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
arjanbg 5 months ago
-But the ship can't sink! *blop*
DidysisMinecrafteris 5 months ago 40
use the force luke!!!!! what ? boom...... hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
oldsilenthill1 5 months ago
Madness? This is politics!
TF2Fan101 5 months ago
How many Star Warz R Their!?!?!
101Sparkeygirl 5 months ago
@101Sparkeygirl OVER 9000!!!!!
1MarcusTheCrazy1 5 months ago
Men in Black best. HAHAHAHA
BlackboyMIB 5 months ago 4
passion of the christ is the best but now i am going to hell because i was laughing about jezus christ
MasterOverlord100 5 months ago 4
I peed in the food!
gornys12345 5 months ago
That was appauling I don't think any of those were 5 seconds.
dilbravishla 5 months ago
theres no reason, we cant be civil... is there?
*BLARG SLASH STAB, DISMEMBERMENT, SLASH STAB DECAPITATION*
None sire.
joezzzify 5 months ago
The men in black one is the best. omfg
Zeldafreak007 5 months ago
dead man's chest is the best one lmao!
pingooman13 5 months ago
The Passion of the Christ:
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
The End
neonnightcrawler 5 months ago
fuck! there are more of 5 seconds
Conegliano93 5 months ago
The men in black part kicked me down laughing :D:D was so funny
Sonymoney1 5 months ago
4:12 i forget what was i waching again
vmcfw 5 months ago
This ship can't sink * plop* XD
Aspire198 5 months ago
The Passion of the Christ in 5 sec...
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
The End...
ponyride23 5 months ago
im happy
no ur not
ur right
sm5541 5 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOM NOM NOM. BLOOD SQUIRT!!
Old Guy: Well, who's hungry?
atlasthedefendor 5 months ago
olwa fra la la la
olwa
fra la la la
olwa ros di jiot
olwa
proclemation!
olwa
man your sixty
mrskaterboy677 5 months ago
that's 0.83333 seconds per rocky film
minihats 5 months ago
The last-the best :D
zelwiux 5 months ago
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I just found this on my facebook news feed:"A child said to his mom, "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" In anger she started to hit her child until he was unconscious. Then, she regretted what she had done, and crying said to her child, "Please open your eyes!" But it was too late, his tiny heart had stopped beating. When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY". Copy and paste this for 1 hour if you're against child abuse
TheClass0 5 months ago
"but this ship can't sink!"
*glub glub glub*
best one! XD
kimberlyann56 5 months ago
Im happy
Im sad
Im frustrated
Im torn
Im weak
Oh Jesus arent you darth vader yet
Zehnec 5 months ago 13
The Passion of the Christ one was just offensive.
AvinashNicholas 5 months ago
lol awa awa awa awa man your sixty aaawa <:(
RatcoonReviews 6 months ago
Mr Frodo!
Sam...
*Pshhtre*
*Boom*
Hobbits...
Chizori 6 months ago 101
mr frodo! sam...
freddieedwards100 6 months ago
at worlds end is funny :D
Morkernable 6 months ago
This is madness! Madness? This is politics. *plop*
dontforgetme1651435 6 months ago
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well ... I watch all the movies reached in 0:00-5:31 minutes xD
AeroFluxe 6 months ago
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titanic is without a doubt the best one
mrcardtricks1000 6 months ago
i cant stop laughing at the lord of the rings one.
mrcoacoa123 6 months ago 46
worst collection ever
ThoughtGreen123 6 months ago
I am your father |:]
NOOOOOOO!
....yes
*wookierofl*
pricture 6 months ago
But this ship can't sink
*PLOMLP*
YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
airforce9872 6 months ago 4
Mr. Frodo!
Sam.
knotwrite 6 months ago
I want see christ eatng a pack of chips when he die!
frastocazzo 6 months ago
HAHAHAHA the PASSION
ericsbuds 6 months ago
Bloody ship can't sink.... *glomp* xD
x0TheJackass0x 6 months ago
Where's Amadeus?
djantony98 6 months ago
No reason you can't be cicil indeed
23mountaindew 6 months ago
MR FRODO!
...sam....
thedog404391 6 months ago
yeah,the passion of the christ WAS NOT FUNNY!! very very wrong!!!
lstaylor18c 6 months ago
@lstaylor18c You kidding?
XtremeGoose 6 months ago
@lstaylor18c Hey shut the fuck up you sloppy pussy.
lasoogneypubes 6 months ago
Definatly going to hell for laughing at passion of christ....
MocoChocoLocos 6 months ago 6
@MocoChocoLocos I doubt it.
XtremeGoose 6 months ago
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MocoChocoLocos 6 months ago
mister frodo
sam
prff
boom
hobbits
lol wut
valentijn7788 6 months ago
Your stupid
98Strewberry 6 months ago
tommy91110 6 months ago 2
but the ship can't sink XD
codkid94 6 months ago
I'm happy.
No you're not.
You're right.
BISH BISH BOSH "I HATE YOU!!!!"
Patrick7Star 6 months ago
jesus arn't you dart vader yet!?
TheNewestNobleMember 6 months ago 2
"I HATE YOU!"
"Oh calm down drama queen!"
Defezzer 6 months ago
Heh, whos hungry?
hanseykemmerer 6 months ago
Who's hungry?
obiwan544 6 months ago
The return of the Jedi was the best hahaha
pandafatxXx 6 months ago
Aren't you darth vader yet?
Lol!
Mominaodiji 6 months ago
I am your father
Nooooooooo
Yes
Moohohohoho
WoWnerdXunforgiven 6 months ago
jurassic park was classic
HardShipsForHisName 6 months ago
Lord of the rings in 5 seconds is a complete paradox
jabbadarth 6 months ago
i'm happy i'm sad hahah
cooldoodawesomeface 6 months ago
dude your sixty! "hurr durr durr"
blackbubblegum47 6 months ago 4
But the ship can't sink!
*ship sinks*
scotthio 6 months ago 3
I am your father
NO!!!!
yes
uh huh
uhuhuhuh
XD
Dcrosby1000 7 months ago
hilarious
Mr Frodo!
Sam
phhh
hobbits
:D
Crazi4Budgies 7 months ago 3
Best 5 minutes of my life
Crazi4Budgies 7 months ago
Lol This IS Politics
Streetfighter2032 7 months ago
I Liked the star wars 2 & 3 ones ! XD Hahahah I'm happy ... No your not .. your right ... Hahaha !
dmsk8t 7 months ago
some of those were WAY longer than 5 sec
TANNERGRN 7 months ago
My top 5 of all time: 1) Titanic, 2) Princess Bride, 3) Home Alone, 4) The Two Towers, 5) Karate Kid
KoachKrab127 7 months ago
"and then they named me their chief" hhahahahahah
OrellinDario 7 months ago
Men in Black xD!!!!!!!!!!!
Sporegalactic 7 months ago
/watch?v=VW2AfooARZA
natdaman5 7 months ago
The Rocky one was my favorite.
DIADOE?!
DeadEndProductions13 7 months ago in playlist 5 sec movies
I always try not to laugh at 4:21, cuz i feel terrible when i do...i still haven't managed it. damn it.
hjnd2396 7 months ago
@hjnd2396 i always feel like im going to hell for laughing ;-;
ashamed to say that im a christian as well D:
firedraco692 7 months ago
SO GOOD. Thanks for putting this together. Titanic and Rocky are still the best in my opinion...
thedancingoboe 7 months ago