Norway Survival

[pantus6]

Dere kan jo ikke en dritt, Hva faen...

[pantus6]

Fail, wtf

[SebSk]

Lol well as much as you can harass people being serious... They are right. Everything is wrong in this video from a national, geographical, climatic, educational and informative view.

They have no idea how to handle tools, felling that tree has little to do with survival (if you can chop down a tree it's warm enough to stay outside without shelter, at least if ur used to the climate) and those guys aren't remotely Norwegian. Not by the looks, accent and def not by behaviour/outdoors knowledge:p

[TheJaranrosse]

vekker en skam over norge!

[stevew210981]

solche leute sollten mal vom baum erschlagen werden

[MegaMai1983]

so welche voll assis ahhhhhhhhhhhh da könnt ich kotzen

[MegaGreg1962]

Was soll der Scheis?!!

Einfach wahrlos Bäume fällen?

Die Natur braucht uns nicht, wir aber die Natur!

[DenNorskeViking]

They took to long..that tree is thin.

Kjønner faen steitsje ikkje kvifor me sleppe inn sånne jævla her i Noreg.

jaja, bedtre med dei enn negarene.

[Sarahgarnet]

@DenNorskeViking haha xD du har så rätt :D

[prox449]

they sond like englis men! not norwegians

[MrToffa12]

they are not norwegian!!!!!!!!!!!

[hobbes987987]

Lay off on the self-righteous criticism. They don't claim that this is an instructional video... the guy's two other vids are "Exeter University Ski Trip" and something about a military parade. There's a morass of survival/bushcraft bullshit on YouTube being pedalled as instructional video by experience-less wannabes - go challenge some of that. This is just guys uploading homevids for their mates to look at. Since when has YouTube run out of space for that. Twats.

[1013637]

Very cool! Please make more videos !

[SuperOlav01]

fucing loser! told muc about you

[ship44]

Hehe funny video:)

well im Norwegian and I was practical able to live outside for a year when i was 15. Im from the northern part of Norway, winther its 25-35 below..avrige. But the British army is far better than the US. army. They quited the excersise becouse they where freezing..The British arme Adopted, and survived by using the elements:) Greetings from an Norwegian soldier:) This

[markussalva]

try to survive 3 days in the norwegian winter!!!!

30 below is fucking chill!!!!!!!!! ; )

[TheSkarsbo]

@markussalva Hva vet du om det?....Sitter sikkert inne å spiller data med et teppe i rundt deg.... Ikke skryt på deg noe selv om du er Norsk vettu

[markussalva]

@TheSkarsbo hva vet jeg om det?

jeg bor her for faen!!!!!!

og å sitte inne med et teppe å spille er ikke min greie......ute på jakt om vintern å skyte dyr er mye gøyere...

[dinkoneminebarn]

retard noobs... try survive 14 days in 30 below sero and 1m deep snow. thats survival

[teb0atoz]

I am sorry guys but this is so bad. I have worked in the woods before and you waste so much effort, using hatches those are not axes. and then a knive for limbing. Sorry but for education it was poor.

But you have your fame on the internet.

cheers

[Schutzstaffel23]

so lemme get this straight... Norweigian survial consists of this: Burning all of your energy to cut down a living tree (retarded) and then dangerously use knives to chop off branches while almost cutting your arm off. Everyone doing something in this video is dangerous and an idiot. Anyone who took a survial tip from you guys is most likely now dead.

[moody2851]

u guys have no idea what you are doing do u with one axe i could do that in less than 5 min.

[noordwinter]

CRUSTY FERAL WEASELS

[haljup]

Im pretty sure thats illegal...

[shef67]

bunch of poofs

[eskimogazza]

what a bunch of assholes.near cutting there own legs of.knobs

[benhaller]

You've mis-spelt "off"... there is a second 'f'. If you are going to be abusive at least check your spelling and grammar for me. Many thanks.. KNOB.

[Schutzstaffel23]

you're a tool for even correcting that. This is the internet... Not grammar school

[riegrieg]

@eskimogazza their and off

[indyTunes]

How many fingers and how many legs did you have to leave in Norway?

[bricardiff1969]

and what game did you play at night,bum the axe man,assholes..

[elite549]

i'm from norway and like to do hiking and that sort of stuff ... errr survival isent chopping down trees its understanding fysically and mentally how to live out there what to eat and when to eat and NOT SWEAT :D

[granskare]

lol :) the Swedes have a nice machine that will do both jobs for y ou :)

maybe you should have the tree prechopped and presnedded as tv adverts here for a food chopper used to do...then you'd look like super guys :)

fun video so takk :)

[gederaas]

your gays havent survaild one day in the cold norwegian forest ;) am live there

[IROCKID]

Gays is right.

[skaare1]

whats the point of this??? do u even have permission to cut down that tree? u know u can get seriously trouble cutting down som random tree on somebodys property. :P

if this was a survival exercise, in a scale of 1-10 u guys would have got 2. u look like some crazy maniacs with an axe XD :P

[vemund1144]

not 2, -2

[trondy89]

your axe copping skills are remarkable =O

[ExON00]

survival excercise my ass.

I don't think its shot in Norway either.

[jonhrambo3234]

im from norway and it looks like a norwegian forest =P

[ExON00]

I'm also from Norway.

det ligner på Norsk skog, men jeg tror de har lignende skog i Stor-Britania. Han påstår at de er på en militær øvelse. Vi har ikke så patetisk opplegg i Forsvaret... heldigvis!

BTW, helt enig, "shooter" filmen ruler! :-)

[boredism07]

first of all slow down. second of all get a real axe not a hatchet. third tell that dink with the knife to invest in a machete or bouy knife.

[KonstantinKuehn]

guys what u all were doing was stupid! when u rush through things u get hurt! especially with an axe or pointy object!

[fotograh]

AL GORE will be vewy-vewy disappointed with ya fellas chopping them trees.

[ExON00]

lol

[Nikken11]

poor tree.... what did it ever do to you?

[blair160677]

should take an axe to all your heads, fuckwits.

[shillelaghslaw]

i dont get it?

[gibiskinder]

Hey kids ! with my axe it's only one cut

[onestepcloserthetrut]

That took a loong time felling a tree... The others are rigth, this has nothing with survival to do. I mean your going around in summer clothing most of you, and using your axes like retards. I am suprised you didnt loose a hand or two.

[Zimmerhelt]

I WANT MY DAMN TREE BACK YOU FAG!

[supersvinet1]

useless

[west11299]

Very inmature stupid behaviour, in stead of having respect for nature, you folks are just destroying the forest.what's the point of this video? and what have Norway to do with it???? This video has nothing to do with survival what so ever!!!

[IVbaby]

nice

[NukeForce]

jackass

[am60mo]

I'm surprised anyone survived long enough to make it back and post this silly video.

[MaxCargo]

what does this have to do with Norway exactly...?

[joakim2407]

I believe they're in Norway... but other than that, nothing...

[joakim2407]

Eventuelt; De er i Norge, men ellers så har det ikke en dritt med det å gjøre.... Idiotisk film egentlig...

[MaxCargo]

patetiske greier...

[joakim2407]

Ja... Skulle ikke forundre meg om leirskolen (eller hva det nå enn er de bor på) ligger 30 meter unna... =\

[NothernSpecter]

jeg blir forundret om den ligger 30 meter unna... jeg vil heller si 10m

[joakim2407]

enig...

[mikkelduden]

haha nei. Sånn er det alltid! Drittunger skal være rambo i skauen, liksom være "mann", bevise at de er kjempetøffe osv osv, også ligger sikkert leiren eller en motorvei eller noe rett bak dem =/

[NorgeJoe]

Lol, you need a machete

[oldchemical]

A Shame

[supervivet911]

No respect at all for the wild.

Wankers - the lot of them.

[katiepot]

My sister can take a tree down of that size in five sweeps. Not even kidding shes a beast!

[warhammer40kman]

lookit you guys!! safty ferst bat a wut a juke!!

[mounty27]

Lads, i get why you migth be felling a tree. Shelter/wood for the fire and so on but this is the worst show of stupidity with an axe that i have seen in a long time. enjoy the woods and come out alive rather than inbedding a GF in your leg.

[kentsurvival]

Well you have some maturing to do but at least your not like most kids these days in the western world getting fat playing video games or watching the tele..

[crickey7301]

Just real bloody genuine idiots!

[Tommasi0310]

Clearly a proof that Darwin's theories is no longer valid, not for the human species anyway =(

[kossakken]

Eyh! Leave our trees alone, damnit! We need those!

[BigDave1125]

"ALTERNATE TITLES" -"HOW TO WEAR YOURSELF OUT AND KILL A PERFECT TREE" "HOW TO SHOW THE WORLD YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NATURE" "LOOK HOW MUCH ENERGY WE WASTE INSTEAD OF COLLECTING ALREADY FALLEN TREES" I HOPE YOU GUYS NEVER GET LOST IN THE WOODS AND HAVE TO SURVIVE FOR REAL!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE FIRST DAY ps do not try to reply to this with some lame crap about "you couldn't survive in the wild" I do it regularly, i only take what i can carry with me!!!

[toadmann7]

oooohhhh!!!!!!!! damn bitch got owned, i can build a shelter and everything, but that's bout it, never tried hunting and gathering before

[audiofreeq]

lol.. oh mum first,im in deep shit second, then survival ,if you are realy up to your neck in the shit..lol but great fun none the less.

[audiofreeq]

errr.....in this enviroment fire , water then shelter,,rest then food ??....you lads make british forces look bad even if your from a HAT unit...dont give people the ammo to slag us off...please think before you post a video for the world to see even if its for fun...

[benhaller]

its actually fire, water, shelter, your mum, rest then, your mum again, then food

[0Doc0]

LOL norway? Fuck they wouldnt let you in.

[benhaller]

well they did, so jokes on you.

[oltymic]

FUCK...you chop down a tree...a great tree :(.Fuck you..you stupid child!!!

[ravenchevalier]

you call that a axe ha ha ha this is a axe!ps if you guys would pick up the timber that around on the ground befor you destroyed these trees you d probably have enough stuff to make a quick shelter .

[kruso12]

Survirval * How to chop down a tree xD * LMFAO

[ANDERSLOPT]

city boys lmfao

[doffi4evver]

you are using the axe wrong!

[torjusg]

If I meet you on my land, you'll get your ass kicked. And by the way, you suck at using the axe.

[benhaller]

who put a chip on your shoulder?

[Licholesie]

It is not a survival... this is a devastacion...

[shMoulisko]

wtf? what kind of survival is that? i really dont understand this crap...

[Zimmerhelt]

good thing your survival doesnt rely on your skills with a 2kg axe xD this is why the brits lost ever single war :P

[44caliber6232]

haha brillaint

[barbarizzagore]

you have no respect of nature. you are rapists.

[benhaller]

its us having a bit of fun on a military survival exercise. i think you'll find that living in a small natural shelter is more environmentally friendly than living in a house which is far more damaging to nature. so don't get all eco-friendly. dickhead!

[BottleOFishWhiskey]

The man has a point.

[EconoChallenge]

Matt! Slow down with that axe. I don't know you but I would still like you to keep all your fingers and toes! "Safety First" Right?

[EconoChallenge]

I would like to see what you did after cutting these trees. Are more video's coming?

[benhaller]

a survival exercise in norway. here we're building shelters in an unsafe manner.

[Nickjackson13]

Keep snedding wiley,i love you but your really shit at that.what is that debarkle i just watched!?