CrowfeatheR Black Magic Dance ~ (instructional dance for; lap, pole or club dancing)

[priickk]

This is literally the worst music I've ever heard

[theyearofourlordig88]

THATS A MAN BABBBBYYYY

[mistercqnzr]

shave your stupid glowbeard

[granola1991]

YOU ABSOLUTLEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A FUCKING MONKEY WITH A PICK STRUMMIN HIS TAIL COULD MAKE BETTER MUSIC THAN THIS NOISE YOU SAY IS GOOD. yOU WANT REAL GUITAR LISTEN TO SYNYSTER GATE OF AVENGED SEVENFOLD. YOU ARE SUB PAR AT MOST. AND WHATS WITH THE NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaymac201]

i think you should put the guitar down and go back to doing blow off of toilet seats.

[theyearofourlordig88]

so how much did you pay the tranny to get away from her/his jazzercise class for an hour to dance in your shitty video?

[guy9787]

The girl isn't even hot

[guy9787]

The Jamaican guy singing threw me off

[guitatronikus]

LOL, that's sick. Therefore, I like it! It's like a heavy-metal head went to the dance club and got some acid. Nice idea!

[FastJohnnyNardGard]

You're one of the fastest and most technical guitarists/bass players alive huh? Bull. Fucking. Shit. You claim to care so much about how good your guitars and music sound, but both sound like fucking butt. You're fucking delusional smudge of a never was. For the record, I know a kid half your age who blows you out of the water, and I'm not bragging, I'm sure lots of people know someone half your age who's better at guitar.

[ASingleFeatheR]

@FastJohnnyNardGard

Black Magic Dance guitar lead tone is EMG 707-TW in the Mid position, Line 6 Insane through a celestion green speaker, miced with a Sennheiser Silver 609 with a Magix flange and delay in the processing.

Your young friends are welcome to post a response video, the lead guitar is in G harmonic minor if they want to try to play it, but remember even if they can play it they have to sing at the same time too ;P

[davedrowsy]

@ASingleFeatheR This is in D, not G.

[ASingleFeatheR]

how is everyone doing lately? we're still racking up views, but no comments for weeks.

[particle409]

Why does the lead singer have a pink goatee?

[spikeford]

"Statistics show CrowfeatheR fans are 60-70% female and 40% 18-27 years old. Teen boys hate CrowfeatheR because their teen girlfriend's want to f&^k him."

lol more like "statistics show that BrofeatheR fans are 99% Brofeather. 1% are myspace virus and spyware pornbots"

[ASingleFeatheR]

There is something on myspace called the "artist dash board" this dashboard shows who your fans are. CrowfeatheR fans are 70% Female, and 40% in the 18-27 demographic. If you then look at the active comments you will see that's pretty much the case there too although myspace activity has been dying as they introduce the friend "stream" and twitter coneectivity. feed.

[OonaCanute]

"Statistics show CrowfeatheR fans are 60-70% female and 40% 18-27 years old. Teen boys hate CrowfeatheR because their teen girlfriend's want to f&^k him."

Hahahah that is NOT true.

[Jalopy1980]

Sick! When I say shred, you say "how hard!" Way to kill it CrowfeatheR!!!

[ASingleFeatheR]

Thanks, lately people have been comparing CrowfeatheR to Steve Vai, Bucket Head and Les Paul, apparently so does Youtube, look right at the related Videos you'll see Vai and Buckethead oh! and Carl Sagan "millions and billions of stars".

[RavensplumE]

I am really hoping you're a genius Jack Black/Andy Kaufman mix. If this is all a joke on us, and I assume it is, it's brilliant. If you're actually serious, which I can never lead myself to believe, then...well...why so cocky? You have chops but no recording, song writing, or mixing skills. I studied under Stravinsky, Mozart, Saget, Lennon, Satriani, CrowfeatheR, Clapton, Coulier, Popeye, Einstein, Stamos and Zappa so I know what I'm talking about.

[WobbuffetClock]

As a teenaged girl (part of your "target audience", I suppose), I for one find this song not just bad, but hilariously bad. The first thing I'd like to critique is the song itself; the guitars, along with most of the other parts of the song sound over-processed and reverb-drenched, which somehow only make it sound more amateur than anything. The lyrics, while they get the point across, are laughably awkward and as such are reminiscent of "Just 2 Guyz".

[ASingleFeatheR]

Hi! this is CrowfeatheR and I would like to thank the MAGMA viewers for the few thousand views and the high rating on MAGMA or this video.

[mrbmusicgroup1]

I would love to be on the show!!!!

[JollyJollies22]

OKay, okay..."choreography?!" nuff said there..."...a-5, 6, 7, 8 annnnnnd jab your fingers at the ceiling, jab, and jab, now do the 'Drunk Aunt at the Wedding', Drunk Aunt, and Drunk Aunt, and kick, ball, CHANGE!"

...and she seems to be impersonating those Sesame Street YipYip Martians more than Lady Gaga...overall, I'm oddly fascinated...

[pureEVA]

"quick! is this video totally viral yet? "

Hate to break it to you mate, but a music video gone viral usually means there's something to laugh at. Oh, and believe me, there is plenty of that here!

[ASingleFeatheR]

Well when this music video becomes a totally viral music video it will be because the video is interesting and the song is sexy, Like Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance".

Hey look right, Youtube thinks CrowfeatheR looks like a heavy metal Elvis! That's better than a male Miley Cyrus!

[BuggalooBill]

I think he meant 'viral' as in you end up with a mild cough and a snotty nose after watching his video.

[ASingleFeatheR]

no I meant Viral as in #1 on a google search for viral videos.

[BuggalooBill]

funny, it's not even the first 100 hits when I search google for 'viral video.' It's not that I want to disbelieve your claim, but where is the evidence?

[ASingleFeatheR]

oops I should have said viral music videos. CrowfeatheR is on the first page, but we're shooting for #1 on Google and maybe yahoo when they add the video to yahoo/music

[Sozomai]

"CrowfeatheR prefers, 'heavy metal pirate' " AHAHAHAHAHA

[ASingleFeatheR]

well either heavy metal pirate or dark lord of the 12 string, however if you look closely at the god of war you'll realize CrowfeatheR and Kratos are one and the same. Either way lady gaga want's CrowfeatheR's vertical stick.

[xamarusx]

Also, how does one grind their lips and what is the point?

[ASingleFeatheR]

the song encourages women to dance like they are having sex, therefore grinding thier pussies. It is grind your lips, as in grind your pussy lips. If you watch the dancer closely she does it for you, quick! is this video totally viral yet?

[TeamFlashGrenade]

Totally.

[beodanes]

LOL i think that girl impersonates how gaga dances!

[mouthmw]

I would like a merchandise.

[samthestupid]

How in holy hell is 6,000 views "viral"?

[ASingleFeatheR]

oh, sorry you mean 7,000 as 1000 in the last 4 hours :P

[ChrisWestaway]

i feel like i'm trapped in a horrific waking nightmare where i am being ordered by some metal cowboy joker to move my hips like a freak back back and forth shake shake shake

[brrrenna]

I actually quite like this song. I like the use of the phrygian mode, always have (only reason I like SOAD, they use it all the fucking time). You heavily focus on the major third in your solo, which is very appealing. You're playing well here. I've watched this several times now. I'd love to remix the percussion track for you though. ;) It's missing a lot of texture that could be filled out nicely with a wider range of frequency in the drum track, though the bass drum figure is well done.

[handofdust]

wow.

[ytumira]

this is the best video ever.

[Servonte07]

Actually, I like it. It's different. Almost like a bad acid trip with a low tempo soundtrack.

[darkersideofme55]

If you stop it at 1:19 it looks like CrowfeatheR is pacman eating the girls ass.

[scubaboy04]

"The Hit song and Award Winning music video"? Where was it a hit and what awards did it win?

[captainparty]

Also, who the fuck wears a leather vest? is this 1990 again?

[OurBenefactors]

This is the best anime I've ever seen, major props dude

[DrChalkwithering]

I don't know what to make of this.

[K3rdB3rglar]

dude this guy is like a real life guitar hero!

[livinginvt11]

My favorite is ILY BBY.

[JonothanSiple777]

wow cool what award?

[ASingleFeatheR]

To all CrowfeatheR, Andrew T and Danielle fans, this Video won an award tonight :) Congratulations to all who worked on it.

[ASingleFeatheR]

Note to viewers, this video wasn't intended to impress little teenage jabroni wank off's. Statistics show CrowfeatheR fans are 60-70% female and 40% 18-27 years old. Teen boys hate CrowfeatheR because their teen girlfriend's want to f&^k him. In this case with this video, probably Andrew T also.

[ASingleFeatheR]

Hey it's CrowfeatheR and I've gotten some emails form female fans stating they think they can booty dance sexier than the pro dancer in the Video. I admit we had to keep it some what conservative so it can go on Fuse and MTV without censor issues. WE couldn't do bare-ass, oiled up, booty crunk, but you can. I encourage some response videos, as nasty, dirty, sexy as you want to make them because there is no risk to you like there was for us. Show us what you got!

[juliansmommy825]

wow

[ASingleFeatheR]

You've got it, G (harmonic) minor. The trick is you can play harmonic over a major chord which spins peoples heads.

Meogreane Wins. What would you like for merch?

[moegreane]

Im gonna say G min, with the rhythm being a iv to v , with the c to d , I'm gonna guess he went with the g harmonic min scale pattern not any of the old Church modes, remember folk there modes not Keys

[ASingleFeatheR]

Very Close D phrygian is implied as the root of the Verse is D, however listening to the lead guitar parts should shed more light on it. Thanks for trying Boston.

[pantpant12]

or d spanish phrygian

[pantpant12]

sounds like d phrygian dominant

[ASingleFeatheR]

No one has guessed correctly yet, there have been a few close ones sent via email. I'd prefer you try here, there is no penalty for being wrong.

[DukeDoubleO]

I loved the pink- haired lady dancer !

[ASingleFeatheR]

We do too, she is a pro dance instructor in VT at a prestigious dance school and was a real treat to work with.