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  • what an arse

  • il pretend im gay for that... :)

  • HBI - Homosexual Breast Inspector

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  • i bet he's now in jail paying with he's butthole

  • Dudes, let's all pretend we are gay and we can touch all the boobies we want. YES!!!!

  • can i pretend to be gay and fuck'em up the ass?

  • Are you homosexual?

  • @IHABD8 bitch, go away, i was talking about women. but either way, what's your problem? are homos some kinda low class people?

  • Are you gay? I have no probelm if you're gay. Didn't read though. WHY is Scarlett Johansson a bitch?

  • Are you gay for my dick?

  • What just happened?

  • soooo if I am gay I get to touch womans boobs more often?.... hmmmm NO, No no no no Never :S I cant

  • ma ma miya!!! Oooh!! i love that!

  • me boobsta XD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA she called Ryan Seacrest straight!!!

  • Look how she leans in, she loves the attention.

  • Oh my GOD, you look fabulous! Let me touch your breasts!

  • I WANA BE GAY !!

  • BTW just because a woman slaps you when you toch her boobs unexpectedly doesn't mean she wants you to stop! This has been a manly musing with the most interesting man in the world's 3rd cousin's removed friends renter. Stay classy my man.

  • she looks amazing in this event,just unreal

  • I'm a gay guy and I have absolutely no desire to touch a woman's breasts. We gay men are gay for a reason. Also it's rude and disrespectful to women. The "gay" guy in the video is giving us gay men a bad reputation.

  • fuck i would pretend to be gay and put my whole face on her.

  • 0:38 flat envious girl spotted xDDDDD

  • Though he didn't get sexually aroused, he did give his boyfriend a an extra juicy Blumkin that evening.

  • Ok, the Lucky Guy is 100% Gay

  • note to self...

  • 0:14 - wtf happened to her skin?! :S look right under her armpit

  • @saar91 Prob pushup bra...

  • @GrimmjowProduction they dont need to be pushed up lol

  • @skydome29 I dont think her tits are firm, they are natural, so obviously they be abit sagging, therefore she needs bras that'll keep them shaped "right"

  • @GrimmjowProduction I know I meant they look great, they don't need any tricks to make them look "right"

  • @saar91 that´s not her skin. look carefully, it´s part of the dress, like a see though material.

  • Err yeah, I'm gay too Scarlet... Fancy a f*ck?

  • Who wants to touch a horses boobs?

  • Oh I get it... so that's how JT got to touch Mila Kunis' !!

  • I would go gay just to do that.

  • If man is fake gay then allow boob grab access goto epic win program end.

  • WHAT FUCK!

  • Once was gay... NO LONGER ! Aha

  • I'm going to be a fake gay, if i'm allowed to do that

  • Is he massaged her tits why?

  • She sexy as hell but if I gots to be gay to touch em then even I would have to pass.

  • excellent. if anyone asks, I'm gay.

  • doesn't matter.. have touch.. :(

  • Wow...I'll play gay the moment I see one of the celebrities. Bitch please...

  • i'm gay Too Scarlet ..can i do you ?

  • I PAY THE ROCK TO KICK THE SON OF BITCH :}

  • From now on, i pretend to be gay.

  • Fricken lucky son of a bitch

  • tig o bitties

  • "...I touch the Scarlett's bo000oobs ......" - Muhahahha :))

  • After doing this he's now straight

  • Step 1: Pretend your gay

    Step 2: Become red carpet interviewer

    Step 3: ????

    Step 4: profit

  • hes a genuis, he pretended to be gay his whole life, just for that very moment, to touch scarletts boobs, GENIUS! im turning gay tomorrow!

  • scarlett im gay can i touch to :3??

  • 00:36

    oh god, this 1 second how she's enjoying ... O_O

  • I'd kill your mother to bust on her bust.

  • he's the fucking lucky guy

  • tet

  • From now on I will be gay on the outside but I will be guy in the inside

  • She's so fine... The finest girl in showbusiness, that's for sure.

  • I'm about to pretend to be gay

  • better then porno

  • love scar

  • Pretend to be gay. Practice the accent

  • so if i grab her vagina... she will be fine with it?

  • I'm happy as fuck. I wanna touch some tits.

  • fuck gay guys man they can get away with murder and people will look past it wtf

  • Meh.

  • позитивная баба

  • That awkward moment when everyone knows Ryan Seacrest is actually gay

  • it is hard to write a comment with one hand

  • I'm gay may I touch your boobs ?

  • ...I'mma kill that mutherfucker. GLOATING OVER THE FACT.

  • Its funny that she called ryan seacrest straight.

  • thats funny, she thinks Ryan isnt gay

  • That privilege shouldn't be wasted on a gay man.

  • what the fuck?! only to be gay you can do that!? i will start to pretend...

  • would have been awesome if he instantly turned straight

  • I'm truly thinking she was born in heaven

  • @5964ibra Pretty sure it was a hospital though.

  • soo juicy

    

  • gay su puta madre :yaoming:

  • Grr how did he do that

  • How the hell she allow him to touch her boobs, actually grab them?!

  • @Pink8800 yeah! I don't care if the guy is fucking gay! but it's still a rude and disrespect to a women like her, poor scarlett sometimes.

  • im gay :) now off to the boobs part :)

  • LUCKY BASTARD!!!

    

  • OMG i dont care who touched her boobs, just tell me why he touched them was it cause she was talking about an amazing body garment holding them up or were they fake!!!! cause i need that garment!!

  • Looks great. But, as a serious actress, she just jumped the shark. Or as I like to say, she did the Joe Piscapo. Joe Piscapo was a huge star and getting bigger, until he started working out and doing roids. He blew up like a wrestler and you never heard from him again. The same is true of Carot Top. Scarlet (not that she is in the same category as Carot Top!) used to have that "goodlooking girl next door" look. Now, she looks like the porn star next door that I'll never see and she's done.

  • fucking asshole pretending to be gay.

  • Yoo

  • is that fair? just cuz hes gay ?

  • so jell

    

  • I'll be sa gay to touch those.

  • If that was my girlfriend, I would deck the bastard!

  • he just turned straight thats how awesome her boobs are

  • how the fuck can you masturbate in 51 seconds

  • @markman2000 .........premature ejac

  • @markman2000 jay cartwright can do it in 30

  • @markman2000 just pause a couple of times, worked for me....

  • @markman2000 I did it twice in 51 seconds. Because of those big ol' titties.

  • @number9scheme

    Just two times?! I managed to do it five times! Beat that! So proud right now *cough*

  • @markman2000 Remember, it is HER boobs being felt up here.

  • @markman2000 i've done a whole lot worse in a lot less time..

  • @markman2000 skillz my friend

  • @markman2000 With dedication, my friend.

  • @markman2000 Challenge accepted.

  • @markman2000 challenge accepted. 

  • @markman2000 Go hard or go home.

  • @markman2000 51x3

  • @markman2000 answer = Scarlett Johansson

  • @markman2000 Challenge Accepted

  • @markman2000 uhhhh using your hand

  • @markman2000 easy...

  • I like the akward look on ryan seacrest's face when she says he is straight haha

  • Even though I am a big fan of her! But why the fuck Scarlett let that guy to do that???? I don't care, I mean no one cares if he's gay but that is still a rude and disrespect to a women like her!! poor girl sometimes!

  • she could feed a whole nation with these HUGE TITS =D

  • k but there's only one gay man and his name is Neil Patrick Harris and he is legend... wait for it.... Dary. Legendary.

  • ok..i wanna be gay man

  • lucky reporter (i should be the reporter)

  • trollface at 0:16

  • 8 people failed to reach orgasm

  • 0:17 trollface

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  • Yes I have been punching my clown all nite after watching that. LOL

  • I have been mistaken for gay more than once. Maybe if I spoke with a lisp I would be able to get away with that. The one thing that would be VERY difficult though, is pretending I don't enjoy it TOO much.

  • The guy shouldn't be doing that

  • @magicianmunar Why the hell not??

  • when he touched scarlett's breasts he probably went straight after LOL.

  • Sometimes it is a really good idea to pretend to be gay. =D

  • too bad the guy is gay

  • I weanna be a news reader!

  • such fake boobs

  • Scarlett has nice overloads :D

  • I want them too

  • Well, its time to be gay.

  • what?!?! i thought seacrest WAS gay??

  • i just wish their was some pictures of her boobs in real life.... like thats ever going to happen!!!

  • @rozza12320 it has

  • I am surprised she didn't sue him for sexual harassment or something, like seriously, gay or straight you can't just grope people whenever you feel like.

  • i think ima start telling women im gay so i can touch their boobs

    Women: HOW DARE YOU!?

    Me:...oh im gay...

    Women: Oh..im sorry, would you like to squeeze them again?

    Me:.......yes......yes i would.

  • @kiragumanyara yeah im gna do the same......

    me: hi, ive always wanted to try sex with a woman as well. do you think i could try it on you?

    woman: yeah sure what position would you like to do?

    me: can i moterboat you?

    woman: of course you can sweety. afterwards i will deep throat you and let you take me up the arse as well.

    me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh!

  • did you already saw the nude pics of scarlet johansson? now you can visit this privately at scarletisnude.webs.com..... enjoy! visit and share!

  • stupid bitch!

  • i would pretend to be gay my whole life just to that

  • @puzzypirate me too

  • what a lucky motherfucker

  • Gay guys don't want 'em... They get 'em. Straight guy want 'em... But can't have 'em. How back fucking asswards is that!?

  • not fair

  • let's get gay

  • Danish pride man!

    Fuck I love living in Denmark!!!

  • "double-standard "? give the man a break he is taking a dick up his ass for this.

  • omg. i wish i gould do that.

  • nice!

  • nude pics out! gotta save them before they get deleted off the web haha

  • Fucking double-standard...

  • its..

    hard to write..

    with one hand

    damn

  • My favorite part is when I came.

    ...twice.

  • I came.

  • I would fake being gay for fuekn 55 years to have that chance

  • definitely he's a gay,if he wasn't he would have jizzed on the spot :D

  • Who wouldn't fake gay to do that

  • wow she is pale

  • well if those doesnt turn u from gay to straight, then nothing can.

  • SHE WEARING SMALLER DRESS TO SHOW HER TITS MORE,FUCKING WHORES!{I WOULD FUCK HER THOUGH}

  • son of bitch

    he is faking to be gay

    matherfucker

  • Huge? Probably fake.

    Touching fake boobs is like touching fake dick.

    NOT HOT!