u dream about tf2 mortal kombat tournaments and rap battles... i dream about running like a turtle away from a guy who wants to rip the deal life outta me, and then all of a sudden my big project, which had two weeks for completion, is due at that very moment, and finally, ejaculating to something really stupid that i wouldnt even consider to be a wet dream. you got some awesome dreams bro
@zipproductionz Rubberfruit has nothing to do with the "beep boop son" quote. It's an actual Soldier voice clip when you have the full Halloween costume.
f2p f2p f2p f2p f2p. Is this your server? Take the reserve spot off and I'll join the server more. I keep getting kicked for the slot even if im top fragging. STOP IT -heinlander
if you enjoy jermas videos wich i also do i think you will enjoy my videos for an example my latest tf2 live commentary im just messing around with a random class, guys you could atleast watch it. it doesnt hurt you and it doesnt hurt to subscribe if you thiunk im worth it ;)
hey im a console player and im starting to become interested in downloading the TF2 free to play thing Should i get it? and if i do what kind of pc would i need
@edaztec11 PC or Mac should both work if that's what you mean. But you're gonna need something with a decent graphics card if you want the game to run smoothly, I'm sure something that's 1 or 2 years old should work fine, but it all depends on your hardware specs. Try looking up the minimum requirements for the game and check if your machine lives up to the standards. Good Luck! :)
@davidgoesbananas thanks so much and ive been doing alot of research just to see if i would work on my computer and laptop..and so far my computer will run completely fine but my laptop i need to buy a couple upgrades :)
YOO Nicthssxc.... STAR, been following your channel for a while!
And I rlly like your videos and toughts.... u're not full of crap xD
SPOILER: Soon I'll make a live gameplay where I talk about what got me into tf2 commentary (just made my first one xD) and to make my youtube account!
And you're there, amongst others! I'll post it on your channels or in one of your videos once I do that!
I love this video! I hurt myself laughing like 5 times. My favorites parts include all the times Star's teammates got run over by the train in groups of 3 or more and when he headshot the engineer and said, "You're terrible!" and then immediately walked into sentry fire. Please do more late night pubs.
@jkmagnaman u rocket jumping thing. U Are so fat u make heavy look like he's sllim. Gettin tired of runnin? Understandeble fatass! U'r' so stupid, Get the Fuck back to class!
Rap battle! Solider: Hey spy cloakin 'round tryin to get a kill, this already means you have a giant lack of skill. Disguise as me and run up to my face? How stupid are you? Dont you know that you have a revolver too? Spy: oh no u didnt solider, u rockee
@woefpoef not really... there was another sentry, a demoman, a scout, and a sniper using his smg, which probably woulld have distracted that soldier too much to be able to aim or protect him
@dRevan64 My motivation right now is racking up kill assists on my new strange kritz, but I feel that pain. Playing scoot or pyro is just usually tons more fun.
I feel terrible for you you did ok as a spy but come on that was ridiculous. I was laughing so hard I almost passed out. You couldn't win because of the other teams dumb luck and I mean dumb!
Star, I use the stock rocket launcher and the Pickaxe(Forgot the name), but I never ever use the shotgun. What should I have instead of that? Is there any item that helps you without you have to use it? :P
this was hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
wabitgirl 3 days ago
You are dragonborn??
kevinchui828 3 days ago
Wow, i swear if i start dreaming about tf2 i'm gonna go outside xD
RandomGuy1994 4 days ago
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synal 4 days ago
22:40 "Star_ disguised as enemy soldier" what? how did you miss that?
OfficialFluffy 5 days ago
nice medic kill spree
HeadGrunter 5 days ago
I lost it at the part where a soldier taunted on the point while being attacked LOL
diegopabst 6 days ago 3
Team Fortress: Mortal Kombat Edition
diegopabst 6 days ago
I'm now motivated to make a TF2 rap for Soldier vs. Spy
Thanks Star!
Slacker843 1 week ago
u dream about tf2 mortal kombat tournaments and rap battles... i dream about running like a turtle away from a guy who wants to rip the deal life outta me, and then all of a sudden my big project, which had two weeks for completion, is due at that very moment, and finally, ejaculating to something really stupid that i wouldnt even consider to be a wet dream. you got some awesome dreams bro
bb33nnii 1 week ago
NOOOO FRED TV SHOW KILL MEEE
34bobbo 1 week ago
@34bobbo nick is just begging to be shut down.
fpsstarcraft 1 week ago
@fpsstarcraft i kinda of hope so
34bobbo 1 week ago
"was I not disguised" LOL!
krodista 1 week ago
╭∩╮(︶_︶)╭∩╮
CutieGuide 1 week ago
the pyro is a wookie!!!!!!!!!!!
halolego10 1 week ago
You should seek medical help for your screwed up sleep patterns. :P
Lol just joking, I love your vids. ;)
MrKagemitsu 1 week ago
That is the best dream story I've ever heard.
darkPandaxx 1 week ago
i lol'd at the crit.
ShizzIsGod 2 weeks ago
STAR, I'm gonna have to finally comment. This was fucking hilarious. Thanks for the laughs :)
leptir1 2 weeks ago
I love how Niichts knows whho Rubberfruit is xD Beep bop son
zipproductionz 2 weeks ago
@zipproductionz Rubberfruit has nothing to do with the "beep boop son" quote. It's an actual Soldier voice clip when you have the full Halloween costume.
scubadog2000 2 weeks ago
TF2 is most definitely a really good game for giving you irrational phobias.
OcarinaSherb 2 weeks ago
Why didnt you kill the guy in 2:38
TehHeavy 2 weeks ago
do you know what is admin troll?
admin who types in classlimit 0 on every class but spy and enables friendly fire (even better on payload race
SuperLogin34 2 weeks ago
beep boop son... beep boop...
MCdictionary 3 weeks ago
18:00 You remind me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist for some reason. Achmed the Medic: "SILENCE! I heal you!"
Thunderchin 3 weeks ago
Bip bup son.
ShaoranStyle 1 month ago
do you ever work star?
mateogun 1 month ago
This is a funny ass tf2 video I've seen in a while!
ChemaShima 1 month ago
one of the best vids
nickberck22 1 month ago
That spy at the end looks like thinking "wtf? isn't this supposed to be enemy's base?"
DeFluxXx 1 month ago
12:47 lol.
edwardwonderboy999 1 month ago
That awkward moment when you press tab to check the teams while watching one of star's videos
robovinnie 1 month ago 8
@robovinnie That awkward moment when you feel awkward while nobody else is there.
RockinPSI 1 month ago
@RockinPSI That awkward moment when your a dick
MrLaser9000 1 month ago
I like trains.
Akimank1 1 month ago
what's your sensetivity?
MichielProductions 1 month ago
I topscore the whole tiem the whole tiem when i am spy pretty mucht eh whole time, and i don't like it :/ Is that weird?
heyJesseyeh 1 month ago
Random visitor here, you should check out the GFL server some time. My fav server, great community and players most of the time.
MarikBentusi 1 month ago
I can't stop laughing, this is so hilarious. Don't insult the bots... bots aren't this bad
dzl83 1 month ago
nice video, very funny one) thank you)
Ravilrob 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
''Spy, we can do this. Pyro, I thought I taught you how to walk.''
Lmao.
RhinocerosTea 1 month ago
what achievment did the heavy get?
DrunkOnChocolateMilk 1 month ago
@DrunkOnChocolateMilk Iron Kurtain (take 1000 points of damage in one life)
psychoducklin88 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
droppin stories like bass
DrunkOnChocolateMilk 1 month ago
f2p f2p f2p f2p f2p. Is this your server? Take the reserve spot off and I'll join the server more. I keep getting kicked for the slot even if im top fragging. STOP IT -heinlander
tobyjhendrix 1 month ago
uhhh not impossible only if you were a better spy....or you team should man up and be atleast slighty less reatarded
yourdemiseishere 1 month ago
@TheCyborgFox yessir :)
Coolmenest 1 month ago
this is the funniest tf2 video ive ever seen.
GET OWNED SPY IM NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW
dinhotheone 1 month ago 65
I want the mp4 of this but the stupid download button doesn't work -_-
omegasephiroth6789 1 month ago
It would have been hilarious to have a rap battle between a spy and a PYRO! XD Pyro would smoke spy with his unending rhymes of MMMPH!
kamy2425 1 month ago
31:45 was the best part
YoJoeDizzle 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Niichts
Bob Loblaw ftw.
RetardedWa1rus 1 month ago
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if you enjoy jermas videos wich i also do i think you will enjoy my videos for an example my latest tf2 live commentary im just messing around with a random class, guys you could atleast watch it. it doesnt hurt you and it doesnt hurt to subscribe if you thiunk im worth it ;)
/watch?v=OVMyT6-qGvo
MrQubiqz 1 month ago
Haha, STAR, please don't play on F2P servers, if not for us then for your own sanity. ;)
Antiparticle1701 1 month ago
You have no idea how much I enjoy your TF2 videos. Your sense of humor is awesome too. :D
TheCyborgFox 1 month ago
ever join one of those servers with 4 spies and 3 snipers?.... on offense?
cheese00789 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Niichts 148
@cheese00789
EVERY FUCKING TIME!
i'm getting killed the entire game and end up rage quiting -.-
FMTF2Ts
MiniFireBall 1 month ago
@cheese00789 almost 3 spies 3 snipers and 1 medic
pierpol 4 weeks ago
@cheese00789 yup.
SuperJonnyMario 4 weeks ago
@cheese00789
Do you mean 4 spies, 3 snipers, 3 medic, and 14 pyros ?
MrStaxxy 2 weeks ago
@cheese00789 well spies can be useful for like sapping turrets, spawn camping engineers/ possible heavies, medics etc.
MrUntti 2 days ago
BEEP BOOP SON, BEEP BOOP
Ruvigy 1 month ago
at around 32:21, why is the disguise weapon at the bottom middle left "Bean Shooter 5000" ?
Hekxcz 1 month ago
@Hekxcz Cause that's the name of the weapon his disguise had.
xXArquaXx 1 month ago
@xXArquaXx whats a beam shooters?
TheTheliked 1 month ago
@TheTheliked What i mean is that someone used a name tag to change the name of his weapon and that's why it says bean shooter in the disguise thing.
xXArquaXx 1 month ago
just downloaded your custom HUD. BEST HUD I'VE EVER USED definitely.
conrw12 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Niichts
Dear Star
Could You Please Say Dovahkiin and Pootis Right?
Sincerely Me and Any Other People Who Care
kgman125 1 month ago
@Niichts Hey Star Are You A Sweet Genius
kgman125 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Im selling the bmoc for offers (no fucking lowballs) add me on steam. My name is bobochez and the pic is fallout 3 boy kicking a baby
misdekpkac 1 month ago
you noob... suck my dick
joystick159 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
This is really representative of TF2 pubs.
ThornyYT 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
obnoxiously? Why you using that so often?
1992SFA 1 month ago
At 22:15 what's wrong star? He's spychecking
Coolmenest 1 month ago
@Coolmenest Spychecking inside their safehouse? XD
TheCyborgFox 1 month ago
how do you get that ingame GUI? mine is very plain
kudoboi 1 month ago
@kudoboi It's called a HUD (Heads-up display), not GUI (Graphical User Interface). He links to it in the description:
>Custom HUD(12/22/2011):
>sendspace(DOT)com/file/8mbft8
oezixt 1 month ago
hey im a console player and im starting to become interested in downloading the TF2 free to play thing Should i get it? and if i do what kind of pc would i need
edaztec11 1 month ago
@edaztec11 PC or Mac should both work if that's what you mean. But you're gonna need something with a decent graphics card if you want the game to run smoothly, I'm sure something that's 1 or 2 years old should work fine, but it all depends on your hardware specs. Try looking up the minimum requirements for the game and check if your machine lives up to the standards. Good Luck! :)
davidgoesbananas 1 month ago
@davidgoesbananas thanks so much and ive been doing alot of research just to see if i would work on my computer and laptop..and so far my computer will run completely fine but my laptop i need to buy a couple upgrades :)
edaztec11 1 month ago
@edaztec11 Source engine doesn't need a strong computer and you should get it. The game is awesome.
TheCyborgFox 1 month ago
Tf2 made me afraid of sandviches...... Never again Russia.... Never again
xXguitarpro1Xx 1 month ago
YOO Nicthssxc.... STAR, been following your channel for a while!
And I rlly like your videos and toughts.... u're not full of crap xD
SPOILER: Soon I'll make a live gameplay where I talk about what got me into tf2 commentary (just made my first one xD) and to make my youtube account!
And you're there, amongst others! I'll post it on your channels or in one of your videos once I do that!
MindSweeperEXL 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
15 kills with medic 'facepalm'
Ntek46 1 month ago
whaaaaaaaaat
rap battle
Ntek46 1 month ago
31:46
OpticStar
ACIIfreak 1 month ago
i love how that scout just stands there abd shot the dead body of the spy at 15:16
flyfire3000 1 month ago
2 minutes after star leaves they probably won :D
MrFriuX 1 month ago
hah you have become alot better at commentating, its a huge difference from your old videos ;P
deathstreaks 1 month ago
crit loch n load. i just lost my shit laughing at that
Ezekielpurger 1 month ago
star play medic jump rope!
tottater33 1 month ago
lifeOfAMedic.avi
Xelig00n 1 month ago
"I just woke up, but it feels like I haven't slept in a obnoxiously long time"
Apply that to every waking hour, and thats how it feels to be a hypersomniac
DaRKDEFIANCE0games 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
I love this video! I hurt myself laughing like 5 times. My favorites parts include all the times Star's teammates got run over by the train in groups of 3 or more and when he headshot the engineer and said, "You're terrible!" and then immediately walked into sentry fire. Please do more late night pubs.
koroshiya978 1 month ago
looks like you only play with noobs -.-!
gratianray2 1 month ago
dam as a heavy i just have one more achievement get backstabed once more UGH
cheesebob799 1 month ago
who remembers yesterday the adventures of qwop
autobowl 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
What is this wasd? i use esdf then i can use qwa for extra stuff
also when playing competitive i bind my "wasd" to a track ball
Screenamerockz 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
Bob Loblaw Law Blog.
EbolaZidane 1 month ago
When I hear of the rapping I thought EPIC RAP BATTLE OF TF2 :D
PureFlames425 1 month ago
@jkmagnaman u rocket jumping thing. U Are so fat u make heavy look like he's sllim. Gettin tired of runnin? Understandeble fatass! U'r' so stupid, Get the Fuck back to class!
JKmagnaman 1 month ago
Rap battle! Solider: Hey spy cloakin 'round tryin to get a kill, this already means you have a giant lack of skill. Disguise as me and run up to my face? How stupid are you? Dont you know that you have a revolver too? Spy: oh no u didnt solider, u rockee
JKmagnaman 1 month ago
Star : This is probably the last life.
Me : *looks at video timing* *smiles*
Like if you get it :D
ianharijanto 1 month ago
This is basically all modern TF2 is anymore. Hours and hours of carrying people who probably still required sippy cups into their teenage years.
Filthnails 1 month ago
This is why I can't enjoy tf2 as much x.o
EVERY pub game I get into is like this and worse. I've had games where I sat on the engies' sentries and sap their shit.
Not to destroy it. Just to troll them. Nobody stops me. It's depressing.
SovietBlade 1 month ago
@SovietBlade I ONLY HATE THE PYROS THEYRE SO FUCKING ANNOYING X(
TehPredator1337 1 month ago
At 18:22 he could've won easily if he ran along...
woefpoef 1 month ago
@woefpoef not really... there was another sentry, a demoman, a scout, and a sniper using his smg, which probably woulld have distracted that soldier too much to be able to aim or protect him
SuperCorndog10 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
Lol 15:57
Stooped W+M1 Pyros.
stidukka 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Niichts
Best Late Night in a while
HBdeadbody 1 month ago
Your commentary is nice with the bonus of pretty impulsive and at the same time analytic gameplay.
Very interesting combination that makes up for pretty entertaining overall impression.
You get a subscriber :)
stidukka 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Niichts
This is great. Now I don't feel so bad knowing other people feel the pain I do when I play on random servers.
DMAn06 1 month ago
what kind of computer do you have?
jjohnson570 1 month ago
Star, what's your main scout set-up?
7fulgore7 1 month ago
No offense, but a good spy would have been able to destroy that last sentry nest. Especially with the YER.
Archonicable 1 month ago
i keep forgetting what hud he uses. anyone??
TheCubeFilms 1 month ago
Now take your experiences and worsen it ten times over. That's what being a medic main is like.
SkyForSense 1 month ago 49
@SkyForSense
This. Fucking this.
jokemasterslifer 1 month ago
@SkyForSense I know that feel.
It's why I don't play medic anymore...
dRevan64 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Niichts
@dRevan64 My motivation right now is racking up kill assists on my new strange kritz, but I feel that pain. Playing scoot or pyro is just usually tons more fun.
SkyForSense 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
IT Says what you will spawn as on the bottom left!!!!!!!!!
yaomon18 1 month ago
laughed so much.
They were stoned/hungover like mule.
BoBe1233 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Niichts
I feel terrible for you you did ok as a spy but come on that was ridiculous. I was laughing so hard I almost passed out. You couldn't win because of the other teams dumb luck and I mean dumb!
Nevikr2 1 month ago
Those players were like a car accident... Horrible, but you just can't look away. :/
Mechanism2k 1 month ago
omg i pressed tab 4 real....fuck me >.<
SerebiiTheToMax 1 month ago
Man i dont know how do you find these retards lol, always makes my day. Is this game even fun to some of these people how bad they are.
SgtSausage21 1 month ago
thanks for all the videos star thanks to you i have become a better at TF2
MrMastergamer19 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
do u know wat ur walk keys r????
247Drummer247 1 month ago
man people were wasted
Androskiz 1 month ago
Dear Star
Could you please say Dovahkiin the way right?
sincerely Austin, Fultz
Monkeyexp7 1 month ago 24
That was painful
Shmople 1 month ago
Everyone was probably drunk in this game..
PacoTacoCommentaries 1 month ago
Star could teach you how to use the walk keys but he'd have to charge.
phantomninja01 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
Seriously if you start dreaming about Tf2, that's a more of a good sign to stop playing it. :D
MacPuppet 1 month ago
Can you teach me the ways of the Market Gardener?
I know it's totally a 'right time right place' sort of thing, but tips would be great :D
AdamGCurtis 1 month ago
This was amazing Funny x-DxD. XD
saimok1 1 month ago
that was funny
kappappa 1 month ago
21:53 this is a noob mistake you never have medics in a pub match
MeGabsterUNoob 1 month ago
Iknow why he felt like he didnt get any sleep
That dream was real D:
thaWIZardOFQUAD 1 month ago
Hey what HUD do you use?
nosotrosgeography 1 month ago
20:09 because in the first one you missed and while the cross-hair is going down you can't get headshots, until the cross-hair is back to normal.
TomasArnarIsBetter 1 month ago
Bots usually don't wear hats and they taunt a lot. Really though, those people weren't very good.
pr0kris 1 month ago
14:07 Agreed, like really, REALLY agreed.
TomasArnarIsBetter 1 month ago
that guy had a bmoc!!!!!!
nattielyte 1 month ago
I laughed so hard at the "Hey scout, why are you going in that direction?" "I don't know..."
14:47 :D
Retroided 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
How do I make tf2 gameplay videos?
DarthGrievous1 1 month ago
MONOCULUS FTW
jopyro1 1 month ago
please show us how you got that crosshair PLEASSEEEE
jarenmanpk 1 month ago
@jarenmanpk go to options-> multiplayer -> crosshair.
jopyro1 1 month ago
This was probably the most amusing video I've ever seen you do.
Pinefulable 1 month ago
Please read this. Please do complete stomping on a team with kritskrieg again :D with heavy or soldier :D i hope you do this for me ! <3
jarenmanpk 1 month ago
No auto-reload?
Oscarosmart 1 month ago
Star's getting back to his roots, with 20min+ TF2 commentaries :) <3
GreatCalmness 1 month ago
laughed my ass off when there was a heavy sniper
Bl0ckhe4d 1 month ago
Star, I use the stock rocket launcher and the Pickaxe(Forgot the name), but I never ever use the shotgun. What should I have instead of that? Is there any item that helps you without you have to use it? :P
The0chabo 1 month ago
@The0chabo gunboats You can rocket jump twice as much and don't even have a secondary.
rkubiniec 1 month ago
@The0chabo GUNBOATS! No seriously, star likes gunboats.
sergeantgaz 1 month ago
I had a dream about playing skyrim and sneaking around a base in TF2 and looting all the classes items.
S0up3rD0up3r 1 month ago
That thing is called OCD, STAR
TheTyphoon98 1 month ago
damn nice headshot on that scout
badfatherjames 1 month ago
Lol 15 kills as battlemedic
TheEraser92 1 month ago
That cp_well map gameplay was like a big facepalm...
MexicanAxeMurderer 1 month ago
Lol 'pyro flaming resupply' star' im not even gonna ask'
FrankyDee63 1 month ago
STAR, don't sap one dispenser, then use it for heals.
HarduntheRanger 1 month ago in playlist Late Night
oh no i transformed into a foot... beep boop
ThaiMan1990 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Star..seek some help
Chessyfan 1 month ago
What the heck was going on during this entire video?Was everyone on the server eating bananas with their feet on the other side?
wedran123 1 month ago
Once I was playing pyro and reflected an arrow to a snipers head :O
Then I realized that I was playing on a non replay server...
An THEN I raged ;(
FizzRacket 1 month ago
I'm so laughing right now :D
ISShadowsKiller 1 month ago
LMAO at Star's ma3la imitation
MrEntrepreneuriality 1 month ago
yeah, TF2 really does give you irational phobias, i have become 20% more paranoid and i check things more than i used to do :(
CDude1579 1 month ago
@Raustlin Im pretty sure he's using a Market Gardener. Since STAR is god when it comes to rocket jumping, it's great for him.
WTFudge192 1 month ago
Why do you use the shovel instead of the equalizer? Isn't the equalizer superior to the shovel?
Raustlin 1 month ago