If Jesus Walked the World Today

[srt4andcobaltss16]

love this song :)

[mrgetrealpeople]

Top ten reasons Jesus,wasn't a hillbilly 1. Jesus doesn't have a gun rack in his monster truck. 2. He never wore wife beaters. 3. He didn't call his senior year 5th grade. 4. He Didn't smoke 3 packs of camels a day. 5. He didn't live in a trailer. 6. He didn't like the smell of his own farts. 7. He didn't have a 300 credit score. 8. He didn't have 2 blue work shirts with the name Jesus on it. 9. He doesn't have to take his teeth out at night. 10. He would not vote for Sarah Palin

[starrfox111]

@mrgetrealpeople he wouldn't vote for Sarah Palin because he would already rule over everyone.

[MrSkeeterdan]

Jesus would know better than to drive a piece of crap like a chevy or dodge !!! He definately would'nt pay good money to a company that is owned by the U.A.W. and the Government. Get real !!!!!!

[MrLucky131996]

@MrSkeeterdan fuck you you little shit nosed prick dodge sucks balls and ford takes it up the ass. chevy is the best type of truck ever.

[southerncountryboy98]

lets get this straight jesus would drive a chevy cause they last forever he wouldnt drive them p.o.s euopean cars com on they look like crap and them little asians cars are just stupied sound like they have bubble bees in the exhaust hahaha

[MrSkeeterdan]

@southerncountryboy98 LMAO......!!! Why would he drive anything but a Ford with a power stroke ? Besides, Ford is the only company that did'nt need a Government bail out !!!! Funny how all you Chevy guys think you have the best trucks.

[southerncountryboy98]

@MrSkeeterdan hey stupied did you notice i didnt say anything bout ford just how good chevy was i like ford there ok but i have had to many problems with them and dodge are just beast i take a cummins over a powerCHOKE any day lol

[ajwplanet]

Nice song, good artist.

Stop nagging about american cars, sometimes they look good, but they drive like crap... Where european cars are horses, USA/GMs are crippled donkeys

[MrCountryboy147]

if jesus walked the world today he would drive a 2008 f250 superduty with an 8in lift with nitro mud grappler tires and it would be black crew cab

[MrLucky131996]

@MrCountryboy147 no he wouldn't reatard.

[AbleDan1]

Great Song ! Alans got everything so right but one verse. " He'd drive a Dodge !"

[laurimac49]

@AbleDan1 Ha!!!!!  He'd ride a bike.

[cowboy5632]

@AbleDan1

LOL Jesus would know better than to drive a piece of shit Dodge

[cowboy5632]

@AbleDan1

LOL sure is funny how you Dodge boys think that they make a good product, when the only good thing that they have is made for them by Cummins, which is the diesel, backed up by crappy transmissions and a truck body that is nearly as fragile as an egg.

[CatSkinner77V]

@cowboy5632 actually asshole, i have a 6.7 cummins pushing 650 horsepower with all the goodies, and the stock 6 speed auto is taking it like a trooper. chevy cant seem to make a truck that can handle more wieght than the average soccer moms grocery list, and ford... well ford is alright except they still run a V-8 diesel. they quit putting V-8 diesels in highway tractors in the early 80s for a reason... cuz they are effin garbage! no torque! too many moving parts!

[cowboy5632]

@CatSkinner77V

Lol last time I checked chevrolet max payload is like 6500 pounds and dodge has liek 4,000 something pounds so that just makes you a moron..

[duramaxin81]

@CatSkinner77V wow your a dumbass the new duramax has 115 more ounds of torque you faggot bitch and chevy can pull more and carry more then your gay dodge cummins is good dodge is gay

[i842much]

you guys are killing me...its a song, you are reading way too much into it...Jesus is awesome, and Alan Jackson loves him, as far as voting republican...ummmm...wouldnt he be king?. When that happens we wont need to vote...lol...lighten up people..

[skynyrdjeepamn]

this song is awesome lmao

[blummedia]

David Koresh comes to mind..... he owned a bunch of firearms, had a bunch of old cars and a bus on his land, then claimed to be the Messiah.... look what happened to him. Where were the Christians when he and his people were burned alive?

[bubba007ss]

@blummedia They burned because of Koresh's leadership and trust in him and Governments failer to do their jobs right

[wusundowma]

So, if Jesus walked the world today, he'd be just like Alan Jackson and/or Alan Jackson's fans? That's convenient. Naturally, he'd be an American too, and he'd vote Republican, right? He'd drive a Chevy? He'd work at a factory? Maybe his favorite restaurant would be the Cracker Barrel or the Waffle House. I'm sure Mr. Jackson is a nice guy who means well, but shouldn't we be casting ourselves in the image of Jesus, rather than casting Jesus in our own image? Let's not make God seem ludicrous.

[blummedia]

@wusundowma Seem?

[fordfan0817]

@wusundowma um its just a song dude. btw ppl alan jackson is a ford man chevrolet just fit in with the song

[Kaileydanielle96]

hes probally would

[fordfan0817]

nope the lord would drive a ford

[CooleGuy]

@fordfan0817 ........ Now you know he was a healer ..... so being that Ford stands for Found On Road Dead .. coming across it he would heal it and make it a Chevy. :)

[fordfan0817]

@CooleGuy yea i know jesus was a healer. i guess u could call american tax payers jesus because thier who healed gm after they fucked up. jesus turns fords into chevrolets? yea i guess thats why ford didnt take bailout money an has been kicking gm's ass the past 30 some years. sorry jesus truly hates General Mistake.

[CooleGuy]

@fordfan0817 ............ Touché

[tytiairpre]

he'd drive a mustang for sure!!!!!!!!!!

[zergkiller007]

this is such Blasphemy!

[CooleGuy]

@zergkiller007 ..... Take it easy. Remember, God has sense of humor as well.

[blummedia]

@CooleGuy Yeah that turning Lots wife into a pillar of salt was a hoot.

[esacnitsuj1]

@zergkiller007

How so? It's just a song fer cryin' out loud! I'm sure Jesus & God had a sense of humour too :-)

Don't be casting stones!

[ziviogaannj]

I belive that Jesus would be simple good man of people, full of love and joy!Simple man from the country!

I just love nature!And this song is so smoth!Bless you all from Croatia from Europe!

[topgun1544]

I'd stell washipe him.

[exdecondiva]

I think were missing the point of the song! JESUS!!!! He would FIT IN JUST PERFECT! I am a Hill Billy and PROUD!!!! Yall Have a Blessed day!

[mrnewfie33]

I'm not a big Jesus believer but I have to say that this song is great ! I know alot about the Bible and Alan gets the words right on about Jesus and the world today !! Like I said I'm not Jesus crazy but this song is 5 stars all the way !!!!

[Tyreall101]

Knowing the bible won't really help you much, You have to believe in jesus.

[mrnewfie33]

Maybe your right but everybody believes in Jesus/ religion in a different way !

[snowrider440]

generalleejesse has got it down

[Fang69pull]

This is a great song but lets not lose our way in it..He came the first time as the Savior to die for humanity. John reminds us of this by describing his robe dipped in blood. And because he has come to Savior to die for humanity; he has the right to come the second time as the King to judge and rule humanity

[jompa2210]

if jesus walked the world thata be awesome today LORD BLESS YOU the message is to inspire not to offend GOD IS GREAT.....!!!!!!!!!!AMEN......­!!!!!!

[JAKEBRAKAR]

The Man wouldn't be drivin' no shit-tip chevy he would fanging around in an Austrailian Made PHASE 3 GT HO FORD FALCON ( The toughest muscle car ever made ) then he would climb in his W Model Kenworth, hook three trailers up and do a sydney - perth overnite run

[thr3efreak]

remember he would have to be able to afford it... he wasn't some rich guy

[generalleejesse]

bull crap he would drive a chevy 1 ton with a five speed on the floor and a 454 under the hood and a four foot blower pushing 900 horse power

[dfxjedi]

Nope,he'd be driving a FORD

[jediforce64]

jesus would he the most famous hollywould star EVER if he came here

[JacksonWrxt]

wel jesus was from the middle east. jeruzalem. so the change he would be hillbilly is very small. but f*ck the facts. this song kicks ass.

[newjersey02]

I can say Jesus is in America today, He is a guitar player.

[haleyriggins]

yall r so rude jesus is awesome so quit saying them words he needs to save yall;

[ampopp]

Cause your rude!!

[BanksBitch]

if jesus walked the world today he would probably find this guy and make his voice not work....thatd be a miracle

[ampopp]

You know what a miracle would be BanksBitch???? to keep your ass and your comments off this forum!!!

[loveRnR]

Hillbillys are cool people!

[Hefferman1]

There is a lot of good ol Long Haired Country Boys today. Jesus would be the best of the bunch, if he walked the world today.

[5767ziegler]

i love you! i'm not gay but i am a hillbilly...and a doctor:}

[mc1countryboy]

Banks bitch, you are a bitch! there aint nothin wrong with rednecks. We make the world go round.

[botbagel]

BanksBitch, ever heard the phrase "It takes one to know one"? Uh, yeah, I thought you hadn't!

[CoUnTrYbOyY421]

: 0 yepp

[bennett0735]

Amen

[JesusFreak77538]

WOW! This is an awesome song its the truth!!!

[dixie20091990]

yeah he would drive a chevy and have a farmall tractor

[RobertGary1]

And he would hate democrats!

[bennett0735]

The Lord would not hate, but He would set them straight!

[dlutz88]

hell yeah! "if he was here today bet he'd drive a chevrolet"

[botbagel]

Perfect words...To sad much of the world doesn't love Jesus or hillbillies...

[ponykegroad]

True words my friend. I like your words because i'm a hillbilly (from the foothills of north Georgia) I like your comment.

[MayaHandal]

i love that song!!!

[klutch910787]

yea thats right

[vgskulls]

i want tabs for the solo :(

[roadkill3405]

GIT-R-DONE!!

[yuppimthebitch]

I love this song it is my favorite song ever !!!!!!!

[kalau510]

I can't get enough if this song! I turn up the volume in my car everytime this tune plays on Sirius !

[greatdaneman55]

wait no i wotn falg it lol my bad flag is bad

[greatdaneman55]

excelent ima favorite add to my palylist share it and flag it  its awsome