Added: 1 month ago
From: SHARBEPAKON
Views: 37,225
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (129)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • If you live in Los Angeles, then you KNOW persian jews! it's hilarious!

  • i love this guy !

  • im not jewish but i am full persian ..... i don't get this video ?

  • How the fuck do Jewish Persians get their own catagory.

  • what the fuck is up with the peeing... we dont do that!

  • lol

    

  • he is gay!

    but is he gay! ok marry him 

  • this is actually hilarious if your a jewish persian, so half of these people need to shut the fuck uppp...... cute video though;)

  • crazy how accurate this is...

  • To say that Persian Jews are ethnically and culturally differnt than their non Jewish counter parts is not entirely true. Many have converted to Judaism and have married into the religion. Also the rule of Judaism on the mother is true, some sects of Judaism do not adhere by this rule. Last names are also not always an indicator as many Arab and Muslim last names are Semitic based just as Hebrew last names are. What most people in the U.S. consider a "Jewish" last name is usually Yiddish/German

  • @amartinez0329 No one in iran converts to judaism, even before 1979. A woman may marry a muslim man and convert to islam but muslim women do not convert to judaism, nor do muslim men. The most common thing i've seen is a few jewish men married to muslim women which happened during the reign of muhammad reza pahlavi but this is very very rare and persian jews never accept those children as jewish even if they practice, as persian jews only accept orthodox rabbis as their guides.

  • @sunyypony you must be a moslem to say this. meny moslem iranian women have converted including my owen wife. and i know meny others that have done in general iranians hate islam at least 70% of them meny have converted to christianity like Mr naderkhani now on deathrow in iran. underground churches florish in iran.

  • @freelebenon i never said they don't convert. I said they don't convert to Judaism even prior to 1979. If persians convert they convert to christianity or the bahai' faith. Iranians don't hate islam. We are just more cultural than religious and the current regime enforces harsh sharia law on the people. Iranians never expressed any hatred towards islam prior to khomeini and jomhuri e eslami. Muhammad reza shah was a muslim -- he even did the hajj, but he was secularized and educated

  • @sunyypony iran has had problem with islam even before current rejim. many instances of revolts against moslem rullers are in iranian history. islam was forced to iranians judezim is a religon that came after boblyan defeat by cyress the great. no force big difference. by the way shah was not a very good moslem by any islamic standards

  • @amartinez0329 They are pretty ethnicially different but many jews over time converted to islam over time in the persian empire. When cyrus the great freed them from babylonian captivity some became zorastrians and later over generations became muslim. A lot also converted to islam after ummayad conquest and later dynasties such as the qajar dynasty and during the safavid era.

  • wow this video has a stupid title if your from iran your persian!

  • 0:35

  • Who came up with "Vaveyla"? Its funny.

  • @Butterflyonocean what does Vaveyla mean??/

  • @XoAsma4Xo It doesn't really translate in English; its used when there is a lot of trouble, more like "oh boy"

  • @Butterflyonocean O theshakoor az Shoma Azizam :)

  • this is stupid.

  • lolololol smells like gorma sabsi

    

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OLLLLL... your tooooooooooooooooo funntyyyyyyyyyyy && CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! LOL.... :))

  • im not gna lieee but i thought this was funny... VAVAYLAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol....

  • SHIT PERSIAN MOMS SAY CHECK MY CHANNEL! VAYYY

  • LOL Persian Jewish guys are hot

  • @ChasteRoue Jewish persians in general seem to be much darker-skinned than regular Persians. some find that attractive, im curious as to why they would look any different. I mean, after all, they call themselves persian, right?

  • @dasherwinator You're completely wrong. Jews are a separate ethnicity as proven by DNA testing of Jews and host countries' populations. Jews are the same as other Jews but different from the people in their host population. Jews from the Middle East (Mizrahim) are pure Ancient Israelites.

  • @ChasteRoue But it is actually well known that prior to the revolution in 1979, some of the jews in iran mixed with actual Persians. so theyre not entirely jewish by blood. some of them have muslim last names, so that can be an indication that they mixed with aryan persians.

  • @dasherwinator I can provide DNA testing proven my point can you provide them for yours? Obviously there was mixing, Muslim women are all whores they'll do anybody so they can outbreed other populations and exterminate them.

  • @ChasteRoue ?? If they have muslim last names, then the jewish women obviously married muslim men. A jewish man marrying a muslim woman would not have jewish children by definition, so the bs youre saying makes no sense in the first place. Explain why some Iranian Jews in LA have the last name "mohammadi, mahmoudi, and Aminpour". those are very muslim last names...

  • @dasherwinator Jews living in Muslim countries faced the same bad situation that Christians did under the dhimmi system. They were 2nd classes and Muslims were always very hostile and oppressive towards both groups (Hindus in the case of India). They were forced to pay a special non-Muslim tax and would be exterminated routinely every couple of decades. In the "peaceful and tolerant Islamic Spain" 8,000 Jews were exterminated in one massacre. They took Muslim names 2 fit in.

  • @ChasteRoue cool story bro. you act like jews themselves are a unique race. They are supposedly semitic (if what you say is true), therefore they are the same EXACT blood as the arabs. Arabs=semites. Abraham's descendants. Good night arab.

  • @dasherwinator You're denying those genocides took place? You're completely wrong. According to genetics NOT Biblical fairy tales the modern Levantine: Jews (Ancient Israelites), Maronites (Phoenicians), Aramaics (Arameans), Copts (Ancient Egyptians) and Syriacs/Chaldeans (Assyrians/Babylonians) are related to each other. Muslim Arabs from Middle Eastern Asia descend from unrelated Arabian Peninsula peoples, Middle Eastern North Africa Muslim/Arabs are descendant from Berbers.

  • @ChasteRoue They paid a dhimmi tax, but didnt have to pay zakat tax that muslims had to pay and were except for fighting in the army. In judaism it says to charge interest from non-jews when lending money. This is illegal in islam (riba). There are still 20,000 persian jews in iran who LOVE their country. They get offers from rich jews and israelis who will set them up with a house, car etc if they leave iran but they don't want to. Iran is a beautiful country with a rich history.

  • @dasherwinator yes there r some persian jews that have moslem last name the reason is the same as jews in usa who have name like green brown, or wood they want to blend in. or at least cultural assimilation

  • @dasherwinator They don't have the last name mohammadi.. they may have names like hakimian or rahimian but not mahmoudi (from the race of ahmed) or mohammadi. These are names jews adopted so they could blend in with the muslim population. Its kind of like paula abdul's name Her father is syrian jew but her last name is muslim. Arab christians also sometimes have muslim sounding names and last names.

  • @dasherwinator Jews in most populations tended to only keep and marry within their own communities. Sometimes they were not allowed to intermix, sometimes they chose to stay away. Historically there have always been harsh consequences for Jews who marry out of the religion. Because of this most Jews kept the original Levantine DNA sequences. Most Jewish communities are ethnically distinct from the wider culture they are found in. PS, in Judaism, the religion runs through the mom.

  • This is bullshit!!! first of all there is like barely any jewish persian girls! They are all muslim!

    and second of all persian girls don't say this shit!!!! and wtf is khakh saret konam?

  • @SobBeikheirTehranPro LOL It was still funny.

  • @SobBeikheirTehranPro there are a few thousand iranian jewish people in los angeles. They call themselves Persian jews, but I'd say half of them don't look persian (not saying its a bad thing though). overall they tend to associate with their own people, so i understand why you think all iranians are muslims. youre wrong about that though, iranians come in every religion

  • @dasherwinator Iranian Jews are ethnically Jewish not Iranian. In fact Iran is only 50-60% ethnic Iranians.

  • @SobBeikheirTehranPro are you persian ? if u r then you probably don't know every slang word from dofferent parts of iran or ethenic group. kakh saret konan is like khat bar sar in judo persian is native language of persian jews which is mostly died out even amoung persian jews but still a few things have survived sorry for bad english my main language is french my mom is persian jew my father lebenese jew

  • @freelebenon As matter facts i am persian i was born there but i live in the states and people hardly uses old slang words fyi.

  • Comment removed

  • well i havent date a persian jewish girl yet :)) to kno if this shitt is right

  • most Jewish girls have breast implant and dance like you

  • You are right. Most girls in Ca.act like you

  • you're stupid. thats not what persian girls say?

  • don't hate us cuz you ain't us

  • Jewish persian girls are so ugly.. do us all a favor and call yourselves israelis or jews of arab descent please.

  • @sunyypony All the Jewish Persian ladies I have met are gorgeous...

  • @samiam2088 They are basically inbreeding. When the majority of the population in iran were muslim (around 90 percent in 1979) jews were mixing with each other to keep within their religion -thus, they are all related in some way. The less variety/mixing of new genes creates deformoties and this is a biological fact.

  • @sunyypony That happened in the Ashkenazi (European) community as well, they only married other Jews, leading to Tay Sacks and other Jewish genetic diseases...HOWEVER lots on Jews in the US and Israel are marrying Jews of other ethnicities or marrying out altogether. My roommate here in Israel has Polish/Syrian background. Me = Irish (father is Irish Catholic)/Russian/Romanian/Pol­ish/German. The Persian Jewish women I have met here are GORGEOUS (and from LA).

  • @samiam2088 Persian Jewish people are the darkest persians. Most dont even look persian, they look like pakistanis

  • @samiam2088 The ashkenazis are better looking than separhdic bc they are blonde, blue eyed from mixing with christians. the sephardic don't really mix with non-jews before state of isreal. In morocco and iran this didn't happen as often as it did in europe. I will admit that ashkenazi jews are sometimes BEAUTIFUL-scarlett johanson, mila kunis, natalie portman, bar rafaeili, alicia silverstone etc but persian jewish girls are very unnatractive

  • @sunyypony i wount exchange my persian(kurdish) wife for 100 ashkenazi girls, i been married for 10 years . when i was dating i never went with ashkenazi girls i hate thier big asses, and thier big noses they can shove thier look, most persian jewish guys if they date none persian is not ashkenazi even askenazi rabbis in los angles complained about this trend they rather date mexican then ashkenazi

  • @freelebenon And persian jewish guys never marry mexican girls. They are so obsessed with their religion. Judaism is a matrilineal religion-- In order for the children to be jewish the wife has to be jewish. I suggest you visit a synagogue in beverly hills and talk to a sephardic rabbi because you don't know what you're talking about. They will only marry an american or persian jewish girl. Dating doesn't mean marriage

  • @sunyypony i been in synygouge in beverly hills actually that where i live and my wife a moslem convert is very active in synegoge there and our rabbi is sepheradic. judesim accepts converts and children of women converted by orthdox standards are jewish neve the less. i know we live in modern world dating dose not mean marrige but current mix marrage rate in iranianian jewish community is at 35%. and i am obsessed with judasim because is something i love

  • @sunyypony And Persian Jews are not Israeli unless they moved to Israel and got citizenship.

  • veeeeeeeeeeeery stupid

  • 0.2 % of the worlds pop. is jewish.......only a few of them are persian.....there is so no need to make such a "shit say" video of persian jewish girls!!!!!!

  • @345kise exactly!!!

  • @345kise agreed....certainly if you are going to, make it poignant.

  • @345kise There is a very big Persian Jewish population in LA, I am assuming that is where this guy lives....

  • @345kise if you dont like it then dont watch it.. you probably didnt get the joke anyway.. if you have abetter one put it out there instead of hating on us. I think this video is hilarious good job! :)

  • @345kise Shut the fuck up you stupid fuck... obviously ONLY PERSIANS and a FEW OTHERS WITH PERSIAN FRIENDS are going to watch this video.. so it technically applies to 100% of the population of viewers.

  • @PersianWarrior2009

    not true at all

    i have no clue who this guy is

    " i have been dancing like this ALL MY LIFE ALL MY LIFE"

  • this isnt funny. you could have made it so much better. 

  • omg persian jewish girls in l.a are just like this!

  • go fuck urself!

    i don't know abt jewish ppl, but persians r not like this!

  • VAY VEY LAH!

  • "Shaghayeh, I can't come out right now.....I have homework and I haven't shaved!"

  • GO FIND A SUICIDE BOMBER IN A MOSQUE NUM NUTTS

    

  • LMAO

  • LMAO...Do you want to get your back shaved with me..

  • Honestly this was the funniest video I have seen for a long time. Especially the part where she tell her BF " do you want to get your back shaved with me" so funny

  • FAIL

  • IVE BEEN DANCING LIKE THIS ALLLLL MY LIFE....best quote

  • i dont get all the hate this is the funniest video ever and sooooooooo true!!!!!!!! LMFAO

  • This is unnecessary, persian are not really muslims or neather jews, they had their own religion called zaratostra.

  • @ItsClassinho that's bullshit. i am both persian and jewish, i think i would know. the fact is nationality and religion are completely exclusive entities. I don't know why people always group them together.

  • This should be called what Persian Girls in L.A. say.......I know plenty of Persian girls of ALL religious backgrounds who you'd be spoofin' here.

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • why am i watching this

  • LMFAO!!!

  • nice..... from your Jew-persain friend in Israel :)

    hope you like Bisly!!

  • lol I'd say it's accurate of Jewish Persians who live in Cali.

  • The peeing thing at the beginning was indeed unnecessary, but its sheer randomness had me LMAO.

  • Knock, knock.

    "Soheil, I vant sex. Vhere are you?"

  • lmaoo

  • Comment removed

  • there are jewish persians? thought most persians were muslim?

  • @lifeisgolden41 yes there are..persians come in all religions

  • :) Check Out SHIT JEWISH NEW YORKERS SAY !! HAHA THIS IT FUNNYY!!

  • funniest yet!

  • Besssssst one ever i loved it , soooo true

  • LOL the first thing (loud farting noice) gooooz dadam (kicks leg) AHAHHAHAHA

  • I sit next to girls like this every Saturday at Nessah on Rexford. Haha.

  • @xtineonutube Epic

  • this is the funniest one i've seen.

  • is the peeing really necessary? thats disgusting

  • @danecookgal It's water..lmao

  • @danecookgal i agree with you a 100%. The people who made this video are probably too dumb to know that.

  • OMG....this is so true..i think most of the persian jewish girls are ugly....they look like transsexuals with a mustaches..

  • persian jews <3

  • booo F-

  • LOOOOL shoutout to the 2 persian jews

  • whats with the peeing>?????

  • omg persian jewish girls really pee standing up? you learn something new every day.

  • @thaimof its not true........

  • soooooo goooood. dead on.

  • OMG Ghorboone saret sooo good! Thats sooo true FUNNNNNNNNY!!!

  • 22 Likes...22 Dislikes...The truth hurts. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

  • Damn, so many people commenting are full of shit, this was hilarious.

    And to the haters, we know your really giddy about just getting your green cards, and your into being the number 1 Iranian, but shut the hell up. Fucking pussies.

  • the sad thing is is that your a man and your hairier than a monkey

  • you guys are so ugly! and gay for doing this... that's all I have to say.

  • Inappropriate, rude, racist and disrespectful.

    Please report this to be removed!

  • I can't come out right now, I have to shave my knees. HAHAH, MORDAM.

  • this is tasteless

    

  • lol @ :16

  • hillarious!! my hair smells like GORMEH SABZI omg haahahahaaa best video ever

  • most unfunny video out there

  • ive been dancing life this alllllllllll my life. lmaooooo so true hahaha

  • kakh saret konan!

Loading...
Alert icon
0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more