Germany 13 - 0 San Marino

[13Ludvig]

You Germans are so boastfull against the little San Marino...try do it against Italy...

[bsja100]

Holland - San Marino 10 - 0

Germany - Holland 3 - 0

10+3=13

Germany - San Marino 13 - 0

:O

[Y9W6]

@bsja100 Holland won with 11-0..

[fhedh]

you fucking deutschland ...whatcha have to laughing about!!! you retarded nazi, why don't you conquer even it?!??

[3oKingz]

@fhedh  hahahha i fuck ur mother

[OutcomeUnknown]

Knowing England's luck in football, San Marino would end up beating us 3-0 :\

[harvester138]

не забивал только ленивый)

[Jamrockballen]

Rape?

[BlaBlaBla2942]

selbst wenn die ganze bevölkerung von san marino gegen deutschland spielen würde, würden sie immer noch verlieren!!

[Maveldergangsta]

das war ein sehr knappes ergebnis ;)

[Christizm]

boring checkout Australia beating Samoa 31-0 thats waymore entertaining then this Plus the Aussies went easy on the Samoans they could have found more goals if they wanted to plus one of the greatest strikers of all time Archie Thompson broke the world record he scored 13 goals in that game as many as the entire german team did lol trust me you wont be dissapointed

[GraveDiggerIII]

i feel bad for san marino. i dont mean to insult, but why do they even have a soccer team? they didnt score a single goal in euro 2012 qualifiers. they're such a small country, its like the Vatican having a soccer team

[goungoun2]

@GraveDiggerIII ammmm they do have team but they dont play in any major competition..... i saw it on wikipedia

[nodgkin9th]

san marino are f*cking cr*p

[MyBerish]

Podolski 4-0 San Marino

[marines4131yt]

すごい

[ryan1000128]

san marino are sick

[ishky5000]

San Marino has qualified for the 2012 euro qualifiers qualifing stage??! :o

[OddFuture1017BSM]

@ishky5000 did they? because this video is from 2006

[ryan1000128]

@ishky5000 u dont have to qualify in europe dickhead

[LuquinRamon]

Why do these matches even happen?

[packers256]

@LuquinRamon Usually either Euro or World Cup qualifying, where all European teams have to have a chance to qualify.

[nodgkin9th]

@LuquinRamon you are right. San marino should not exist

[2012adilali]

joke

[Markovalnto]

Best Goalkeeper Ever

[ruarihennessy1]

@TheMetalHeadGr whats a gueness recor

[Manschaft13Legend]

San Marino is actually getting batter, they lost 0-11 to Netherlands

[Ibelieveinthelove]

Después del gol número 12, los de San Marino dijeron: ¡al empate!

[upload97only]

i would like to watch a match between San Marino VS American Samoa.. Worst in europe against Worst in Oceania/World,,

[dan16000]

feel sorry for them lol

[lleialbarca]

where is san marino?

[demomoke]

Already down 12-0, San Marino concedes a penalty?  Either the foul was really blatant or the referee is a real douchebag.

[Javier23gol]

I remember watching this game and the other day I tell about this huge win in school and everyone was like: Dude you were watching a baseball game??

[MsFelipe67]

I came from Australia 31 Samoa 0 :)

[AnimeCB]

nothing special. it ended like every san marino game

[outsatsatsaou]

Germany is fucking classless.What are you trying to prove against a country that barely have enough people to make a team.

[sleepycriminal]

@TheMetalHeadGr record is 31-0 australia vs american samoa

[kallope1]

a couple of those goals are actually really really good. The free kick and the volley would work against anyone, just beautifully struck shots.

[gunninlinguist]

Statistics on San Marino;

San Marino are ranked joint last (203rd) with Andorra, Montserrat, Samoa, American Samoa, as they have zero points.

SMs last goal in a match was in 1-3 defeat to Slovenia 3 years ago.

SMs non defeat was in a 2-2 draw away to Liechtenstein in 2003, which also their highest scoring game ever.

SMs only other points were in a 0-0 draw to Turkey at home & 1-1 away to Latvia.

San Marino await their 1st victory in 20 years of football, & have the worst the record in Europe.

[PSspecialist]

@gunninlinguist They have actually beaten Lichtenstein in a friendly match in 2004. I found out about that in Wikipedia and it says biggest win 1-0 LOL. More like only win.

[gunninlinguist]

@PSspecialist

Yeah your right. I was just looking at their results on their FIFA page, missed that one. Theres matches of them winning against provincial Italians teams too on here but their obviously not official..

[victoriakoronowo1971]

Better half a San Marino team waiters or postmen so no wonder ... They just gathered on the street in a team and play like that ... Earning no more than 300-400 amount of coins (do not know what there is currency) :)

[goungoun2]

The entire population of san marino disliked this!!

[TheHomebre]

@goungoun2 not really. it has more people and i disliked this and i am from finland.

[Rolly196]

@goungoun2 ahahahah

[ColaPac]

@goungoun2

I came so hard at this comment xD

[dunnobutwayne]

poor keeper.. they should have stopped after 6

[Kurac80]

Man, i am moving to San Marino and applying for their citizenship. I can surely join their national football team.

[ReptilianSobe]

@Kurac80 i bet anybody can make it, but what's the point of playing in a team without much skill and without victories?

[joergi35]

Deutschlands ganz ganz ganz ganz ganz, gaaaaanz knapper Sieg gegen die Fussballweltmacht San Marino.

[megajustus1]

Warum freuen sich alle so über Manuel Friedrichs Tor

[sommerregen2oo8]

@megajustus1 weil der damals in mainz gespielt hat und das ZDF studio in mainz is...

[gelsenzecke]

@megajustus1 und weil er wohl zu gast war im sportstudio^^

[gunninlinguist]

Lol they barely even celebrate.

[FakedTV]

San Marino is ranked the last in the world (203)

so yeah... not a win to be proud of

[Grimz92]

@FakedTV Actually they're shared. Don't know who they're sharing last place with though

[diegolg20]

jajjaja

[ugurkasar19]

Blamage für Deutschland, der Sieg ist eindeutig zu niedrig!

[ProBierZuiper]

Go Go Germany!

From the Netherlands

[UltimateWarrior45]

The German coach should've let the B players play so the A can have a rest to avoid injuries and yes it should happen because San Marino are shit.

[MultiFreakygeek]

oh nein, die tun mir ja schon fast leid :D

[bananero81]

san marino world champion 2014.

[aediasse]

@bananero81 They didn't qualify, but there is always 2018!

[emp96ElminD]

@bananero81 maybe 200014 then i would agree ... XD

[PH03N1XM4N]

Why do they have a penalty in the end??? lol very nice reff

[zephirus67]

Demolition...Grazie tante, e' come se un bulletto rubasse le caramelle a un bambino di tre anni, ma poi arriva il fratello maggiore (l'Italia) e fa la bua al bulletto.

It is like stealing sweets from a 3 years old child's hands, but then the big brother (Italy) arrives to sort things out.

[Snookie1988]

Mein Gott, das arme San Marino :(

[123ElTri]

Thats what you call big German **** in your mouth !!!!

[Yupimruss1an]

lol even better than Holland vs San Marino 11-0

[zer0nable]

@Yupimruss1an

we are always better than holland :))

[ColaPac]

Dass Ballack mal aus dem laufenden Spiel heraus traf grenzt ja auch ein an Wunder^^

[TopTenSam]

i cant wait for england to play them

[elitesoccer96]

I'll laugh if Spain looses to them.

[Weedcheat85]

Very funny^^

[OskarSzeliga]

5 polish goals and 8 germany ^^

[Weedcheat85]

@OskarSzeliga you dont know German history. so pls shut up.

[OskarSzeliga]

@Weedcheat85 what? it was a joke -_-

[DanielvanBuyten91]

@OskarSzeliga 6 ;) 4 Podolski and 2 Klose

[hurricanek80]

Chciałbym zaznaczyć, że Polacy w tym meczu zdobyli 5 bramek, a Niemcy tyko 8 ;D

[Nahasapasa]

Lol Marino

[reiner92]

never seen a team play such shit soccer... wtf?

[goungoun2]

@reiner92 yeah i know!! Germany are really shit now, aint they??

[reiner92]

@goungoun2 haha noo i didnt mean germany :P but... germany always makes like.. the top 5 but never gets to the top...

[Fondrom]

Netherlands 11:0 San Marino

[TheQwertyWord]

Poor little San Marinos ): haha

[Jagwa3]

yeeah Australia beat American Samoa 31-0

[flashinos]

@justiceman5522 im not a palestina 

[Dymitry95]

SAN MARINO=PIECE OF SHIT! NOOBS!!

[CyTheFerrum]

LOL :)

[fabino78]

Bravi, bravi Tedeschi!! A really good team! Against S.Marino....come to win 13-0 against Italy...

[sergi0ram0s23]

poor san marino... :P

[GoonX1]

San Marino should be be disqualified automatically

[yomammamea]

All the German players are a foot taller than San Marino's!! WTF???

[iRandomBlog]

FIFA 12 Achievement: Score a goal with San Marino LMFAO

[Sensei1477]

@iRandomBlog Actually score a goal vs American Samoa lol. They were worse....

[TheBlasterhero]

@iRandomBlog hahaha best comment ive ever seen greetings from Germany

[LUPTON1995]

@iRandomBlog their not in fifa 12 :/

[PSspecialist]

@iRandomBlog That should be a Platinum trophy on its own!

[TheWhatagoal]

germany population = 81,850,000

san marino population =31,000

[machewbaccas]

@TheWhatagoal Which technically means Germany should have a 26000 times bigger talent pool. I don't get why everyone takes the piss out of San Marino.

[Durhandoni80]

@TheWhatagoal They could use some italian born players, who can´t break into squadra azzura to make their team better. So what?!

[TonyMessi10FCB]

san marinos best keeper ever lol

[Xardas43]

Oni w ogóle kiedyś gola strzelili ? haha ;D

[andyisapro]

i think after the 12th goal the keeper gave up

[86zajac]

49 people is from SAN MARINO :P

[ERROR770]

@86zajac No. 49 people ARE from San Marino : D

[86zajac]

@ERROR770 hehehe thx :) hehehe

[xprinceofspainx]

australia-american samoa FTW

[MegaJUSTIN68]

@NIFootie2010 wtf? "germany are amazing" ??? :DDD What the hell ? is germany plural ? it's one state so ist must be germany is amazing ... damn this german guys which think they can speak english quite well...

[MegaJUSTIN68]

@NIFootie2010 wtf? "germany are amazing" ??? :DDD What the hell ? is germany plural ? it's one state so ist must be germany is amazing ... damn this german guys which think they can speak english quite well...

[0ptimusic]

niemcy chuje

[steezeyskater101]

im flagging this as porn.. cause thos guys got raped

[Owen1516]

The day I went to Spain

[TheMrBeastyMode]

Netherlands vs Germany EURO 2012 & WC 2014 Finals !

[TheKomando007]

Klose has nothing to do with Poland!

He is a Silesian with german nationality.

[3DSFuture]

@TheKomando007 Nope. He isn't Silesian, he came to Germany when he was 14 years old like many emmigrants from turkey

[nawfel1030]

13 - 0 Cest Enorme !!!

[andrew22334455]

the germans couldn't be bothered to do anything more than a jog

[GPSJustin]

Why the hell does Klose play against San Marino? They can get a bunch of kids off the street and still beat them

[asobenheim]

30 000 habitants normal 13-0 contre l'allemagne

[TheZismo]

Da dachte der Ballack wieder er ist der allergeilste, weil er ein Tor geschossen hat

[drugobianconero91]

SAN MARINO IS NOT A COUNTRY!!!

SAN MARINO IS ITALY!!!

[Danikpo95]

@drugobianconero91 San Marino is a country in Italy

[TheSumtimez]

@drugobianconero91

Haha, idiot! xD

[drugobianconero91]

@TheSumtimez

he he he he he eh he he XD

[MauDaft5]

The entire population of San Marino disliked this video.

[TheBajenForever]

@MauDaft5 Damn it, I was so proud when i thought of that exact comment!! Then i look down and see "my" comment with 32 Thumbs up xD....... FUCK :@

[legoprimeval998]

@MauDaft5 53 people

[TheFifanacho]

@MauDaft5 LOL

[TheTurkishFalcon]

@MauDaft5 Lmao good one

[just4lolzz]

Fifa 12 Achievement: Score a goal with San Marino

[KRule42]

Germany can win only against San Marino

[fedor743]

@KRule42

are you mental?

[rhsdrama010]

@KRule42 And Scotland. And Bolivia. And Belgium. And Czech Republic. And Russia. And Croatia. And USA. And Iran. And Mexico. And Saudi Arabia. And Cameroon. And Paraguay. And South Korea. And Poland. And Costa Rica. And Ecuador. And Sweden. And Portugal. And Turkey. And Austria. And Australia. And Ghana. And England. And Argentina. And Uruguay. Every nation in just the final tournament of Euro and the World Cup since 1992. Just in the final tournament, no friendlies or qualifiers.

[xXCrimsonReaperXx]

San Marino vs American Samoa would be a good match, lol

[Antonino120789]

@xXCrimsonReaperXx I thought the same thing before to read your comment hahahahahahaha :-D

[MrOsam2001]

They are they stupid guys in San Mairno!

[edon1990]

Germans look so strong against San Marino..too bad i can't say the same thing with the others..

[jff1812]

@edon1990 Yes, maybe for England and Argentina in WC 2010 wasnt enough!!!

[300tunes]

@edon1990 Germany just owned on brazil. 4-3

[Insider1357]

Its a fun play

[Martineli32]

Respect San Marino!

[Triplerubik]

My high school vs San Marino. I so want to try it lol.

[drugobianconero91]

@Triplerubik

your High school is better he he he.

im from San Marino, we are ITALIANS.

[bela11012]

jebac niemców \ nice win ;)

[MyRealDad]

looks like san marino has 46 fans

[gettlo5]

Blitzkrieg!!

[ChildSecret]

funny match :)

[ItzDakin]

the outfield players aren't that bad its just the keeper who stands there and makes no effort to dive

[moingude]

Ganz oft die lache bei 0:55

[jockebrisen]

Even tho they obviously doesn't stand a chance against other teams, they're probably better than many of the wankers commenting

[oliverjanes1]

san marino are so rubbish

[fromgst]

@oliverjanes1 Bet they're all better than you'll ever be.

[Plonker502]

if san marino has a population of 30,000 and 34 people are working for the football club and most the country dont like football then around about 2 fans must have shown up to support san marino

[xinkaihuang97]

compare the two players' height at 0:04

[MrStalingrad94]

australia vs american samoa. 31-0 ;) this is nothing

[18GFranco]

pobre San Marino, siempre lo agarran de pato :S deberían retirarse y dejar de pasar tantas humillaciones

[kamilo951456]

Podolski!Klose! Jesteście z Polski.Nie zapominajcie o tym!!!

Pozdro dla Niemiec xD

[DziedekCzas]

@kamilo951456 lol

[Holbeinisscheisse]

theres nothing special about that indeed

[Mrfunkyboy217]

in 00:7 their is a id tryng to get the ball from germany no oneder their team sucks ass

[besly988]

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[TheMusic2yourears]

If countries had the same amount of people to choose from, you would see San Marino doing much better

[nik3011]

SAN MARINO ♫♪♥♥

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[MuuusicLover96]

Youu Germans Are Pretty Fantastic fair Dooze :L

[wwwNSSMde]

owned

[RayanFoot75]

OMG San Marino won a single match throughout their history .. In 2004, 1-0 against Lichtenstein.

[prashantgrg12]

i think the the germans paid them.