The Ringer Retard to Be

[ErbanNation]

5 people don't like nuts, can't count to potato, nor will they give Jerome a slice of their doody

[anyrerobinson]

Uncle Gary is terrible! XD

[jakeylord10]

keep clicking 1:42 for invisible drum

[1993gandy]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, potato

[razorfang2]

Johnny was so cute in this movie!! <3

[shawty3696]

1:07

[jackford123321]

Other than Hossel I heard that the only man who can count to potato is Chuck Norris.

[sirlancelot1998]

@jmbri my name is lance lol

[Mistori00x]

Wtf

[dajock996]

whats his name at 1:17

[enyajeemia]

@dajock996 Jerome x

[mrawsumrofl]

@dajock996 jerome

[MAHA673TFM]

"my name is lance and i like nuts" this is my new pickup line ladies

[enyajeemia]

"Can I Have A Slice Of Your Doodie!"

[costerus123]

HI MY NAME IS LANCE AND I LIKE NUTS;D

[TO4STISSHADOWEDEM0]

great movie. but seriously use another word than the "r-word"

[Jaydesterrr]

My name is Lance and I like nuts!

*knoxville is hottttt*

[TheMegoLasVego]

johnny knoxville.....is hot...<3

[DivaAnimal]

My name is lance. I like nuuuts!

[Faintvirus]

Boogie Woogie.

[smecking]

'HI, my name is Jerome. Can I have a slice of your doody.' If I come back in a second life as special person, I want to be Jerome. He gets to wear a cowboy hat.

[josiecanfly]

1:10 LOOOOOOL!

[nitroM0NSTER77]

boogie woogie

[lieutenantdan090]

"Take my hands, boss."

[randomgalxx]

My name is Lance and i like nuts :'D Makes me laugh so much :D

[InebriumMedia]

1:08

[XDReject]

the uncles laugh at the end always creeped me out :O

[TheConspiracyMan8]

i seriously hope they make a part 2 to this movie

[TheConspiracyMan8]

i feel bad cuz i make fun of the handi-capped all the time. i even laugh at them when i see them in wheel chairs and see them with their head gears. i think i have a problem. i think i'm goin to hell for this. today i made fun of them at work and no one laughed... except me. i couldn';t stop laughing when i did my Jerome + lance immitation. i feel bad but at the same time i can't help laighing at the handi-cap. GOD HELP ME!!

[tmd02]

@TheConspiracyMan8

Well fucking stop then moron

[DakotaJanes]

When Johnny started "acting" like a retard, he sounded like someone from Liverpool, UK. LOL

[Strivenigga]

the very first time i watch this movie and i watched the part were he says my name is lance and i like nut i wuss dying laughting lmfao

[mindangel18]

Whenever he says "Hello, my name is Jeffy" I feel like he's going to say, "Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!" haha

[jennybo11]

Hello, my name is Jeffy and I like to..eat apples XD XD

[aliejizz]

My name is Lance and I like nuts lmao!

[21BOBBYLIGHT]

i wish i knew lance

[iHazCavities]

his name is Jeffy Dahmer lmao.

[lovecv9]

when he says " you should drool" makes me crack up every single time

[equv]

since when is making fun of mentally handicapped people funny :S

[gatorsstephen]

when he's jerome i have that exact same hat haha

[Xlfry]

hi my name is jeffey, and i like ta, eat apples

[empattinson2668]

i crack up evry time he goes "poogee woogee"

[enjoyitbro]

lol the best of chevy chase is one of the videos

[jbmoser]

idk but that laugh sounded like a pug squilling....just sayin

[skatefanatic666]

1:09

[thewoovman]

If only he would've been Hossle... I think it I would have died from laughter.

[UrbanCatapult]

press 7 to count to potato

[UrbanCatapult]

press 8 to count to potato

[StriveProductions]

watching this movie while faded omg i couldnt breathe thumbs up if u agree

[MROLDSCHOOLRAPPER88]

What if he Choose to be Lance or Jerome

[MROLDSCHOOLRAPPER88]

What if he chosse to be Lance or Jarome

[EvanBarnett1]

My Name is hossle and i can count to potato!!

[AlLyKaT303]

"Hi my names Lance and I like nuts!"

[jameshjr84]

hi my name is jerome can i have a slice of your doodie

[rurban75]

the monster tard from the green mile LOL!

[Magnolia296]

Really wonderful, touching, funny, entertaining and even sad movie. Johnny Knoxville was brilliant. The whole cast was great as well. Katherine Heigl is real sweetheart. 'The Ringer' was very underrated and overlooked film

[LadyP2M2S]

I LOVE YOU JENNAY!!!!!!! HAHAH!!!!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[Isarru69067]

Boogie woogie....

[viper12014]

my name is lance and i like nuts

[BonafideMayhem]

2 people can't count to potato

[Faintvirus]

@BonafideMayhem no, they couldn't have a slice of your duty/doodie.

[razorfang2]

@BonafideMayhem make that 3

[mrxxcodgodxx]

@BonafideMayhem three

[ImoScene]

Aw that is so cute ^_^

[TheDinnaGirl]

I just love this movie. And after this movie I started to love Johnny Knoxville :)

[whale0melette]

''my name is lance and i like nuts'' is my text alert

[ThaJoSivV]

nuts lol

[edwinchivas10]

ahahahah is movie is the best man

[CrackKity]

lance like nuts

[Pinkfuzzybear101]

"my name is lance and i like nutss"

[FinalFreakFantasyXX]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL OMGOMG OMG I LUV U JENNAY!

[LMGunslinger]

my GOD, that's all I could say after 30 mins in, free-kin hilarious.

[iainchristensen]

Monster tard haha

[fanofwwe]

i like how everybody is saying how bad this movie is beacause of its alleged "exploitation" of the mentally handicapped, when nobody who wrote a comment cannot spell for shit. at least they got a reason for not amounting to much in life, what's your excuse.

[gameober666]

BOOGY WOOGY LOOOOL!!!

[sophiehayward13]

this is probably the funniest clip ive ever seen

[sophiehayward13]

my name is lance and i like nuts :P

hahahahaha

this is hilarious

[ShizukaAssassin]

Jerome can have a slice just for making me laugh for 5 straight minutes

[Spongebob8094]

I love This Movie Taha

[terrorofsesameST]

LMAO!!!!!!! OMg Knoxville was perfect!!!!

[theslackerking24]

DOODIE!!!!!!

[drewj84]

lol...what parent would explote their tard child by letting them be in this movie...lol...great ones...and cooto's to johnny too...he made a great tard..

[keonewstuff]

Is it wierd how much Johnny Knoxville reminds me of Jack Nicholson?

[TreyofHemet]

my favorite part of the movie!!!!

[drea7258]

He is sooo cute!!!!

[NyeTunes]

My name... is Lance and I like nuhhts.

[BigBalls320]

omg this is hillarious, and never really gets old, especxially the imitations.

[MarcR593]

1:09 is when he starts the impressions

[vikmega]

brian cox was friggin awesome in this movie!

[reaperofsilk]

hahahh monster tard

[MultiRey619]

Hiu my nam,e is jeffy and i like too eeeat apples gotta love it

[blaze1209]

the best of chevy chase LMFAO!!

[tool675]

"he does chucky from childs play" lmao

"hi im chucky wanna play"

that part still cracks me up

[RawrAMPLol]

rofl "hi my name is girone can i have a slice lf ur doodie!!" XD

[sxypunk93]

my names lossel and i can to potato! hahaha

[pikameowmeow]

awwh i love johnny :). jeffy is the cutest made up character ever! LOL

[sweethottaco]

I love you Jenny.

[evesheehan]

What's the name of the guy who can count to patato lol :)

[blackemostar85]

Possum...?

[newerajack]

so funny

[fskaterchic129]

favorite part is the cowboy one :) hahahahahahahahaha

[happymeat1]

boogie woogie :D

[pingu1306]

My name is lance and I like nuts :D

[TheHondaRYDR]

1:18-1:21 BEST PART HAHAHAHAHAHA First time i saw this movie i laughed so hard this is my FAVORITE MOVIE!!!

[Hammermahn13]

And I like Nuts!

[cadetsteven]

take my hands boss...like that monsta tard from the green mile.....roflmao!!!!!!!!!

[chipsloer]

my name is awsome i can count up to patato

[sweethottaco]

I like nuts. LOL

[hollyiscool15]

HHAHAH GREAT MOVIE

[wwefan2646]

my names jerome can i have a slice of your duty HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AngellaKeushgerian]

@wwefan2646 Dude that was the BEST effin part!!!!! hahahahahahaha

[Faintvirus]

@wwefan2646 Sounds like he says "my name is Drunk" xD

[Eatyellowsno]

HAHA I love Lance. And 1:19 is just too funny

[dazzleroxmysox]

i agreeee

hah me and my friend immitate him in our theater class and piss the teacher off soo much

[dtownballer8]

who counts to potatoe i could understand

[jrapidfire]

Ahaha I got this movie. love it!

[kouyokato]

his uncle like always has a tiny cigar and its never lit

[jamsey700]

hahahaha this movie is fucking awesome! :D..

"hello my name is lance and i like nnutss" lol pretty good that one!

[shazamm3]

aaahhhaaaahaaaaa the "ah luv you jenn-ay" part is the best! it makes me laugh to the point of crying and hasn't gotten old yet!

[cadetsteven]

"take my hands boss......like that monsta tard from the green mile" that is the funniest shit i've ever heard

[cromodee]

my name is lance and i like nuts =)

lololololololololololol thats some funny shit

[rangerswinger4life]

sooo funny lmfao

[joeywiseguy123]

1:18, its George Bush lmao

[BubblyKidLvsMusic224]

HAHAHA thats hilarious

[BibbyBoyz]

"Can I have a slice of your doody?" LOL so damn funny!

[ThatNameisCoo]

Who can count a potatoe? didnt catch the name

[chazzman65]

hahahaahah  boogie woogie

[LeakenaDoll]

monster tard lmao

[XItte90]

HAHAHA, i can count to potato XD XD ! xD

[PurpleStain6]

I Love Johnny Knoxville! x x x x x x

[gerardwaysgirl989]

i luv this movie and johnny knoxville so much he is so hot!

[computerfreakjj12]

i kno rite i've luved him 4 the longest time

[gerardwaysgirl989]

i've luvved him 4eva aswell lol x

[PurpleStain6]

same! x x

[RainbowCutz]

pause at 1:09.. its the cutest thing ever ^-^

[tomdolan07]

"...you should drool." LMFAO how he just says it all matter-of-factly makes me piss myself XD

[soukupb]

hahaha. uncle gary is fuckin funny.

[ventude]

aaah me and my dad and two brothers ALWAYS imitate this whole section haha it's so much fun

i love this bit it's probably my favourite part of this film

[ventude]

what's your issue?

it's a movie and it's a funny scene.

end of.

[ventude]

i'm not laughing at people for being mentally retarded.

i'm laughing at knoxville because it's a funny scene.

stop trying to act smart because it's not working either ;)

now go and be a wanker somewhere else because i don't give a shit and neither does anyone else.

[ventude]

will do ;)

[ashleiqh]

you obviously havnt watched the movie goose - the mentally disabled actors in it were not subject to any form of humiliation on or off camera.

[Laura2kii8]

My names Jarome Can i have a slice of your doodey

[xXBrockSamsonXx]

my name is AWESOME

[dsworking]

I'm going to spend the rest of my 30 minutes of work counting to potato - because it is way more fun than counting the idiocy I otherwise would have to count to.

[froobcity]

Jeffy like apples

[dsworking]

"Since when did 'tard become a politically incorrect thing to say?".

This was on the television last night - I was howling during this scene - then got beat up by my neighbors for laughing at politically incorrect things - I now have to forfeit my GED test results.

[TamponOnFire]

can i have a slice of your doody?? hahahaha

[rnzo86]

the lance is foreshadowing

[DarthVaderWasFramed]

I LUHV YOU JENNAY.

[whale0melette]

@DarthVaderWasFramed

oh my god, everytime i see this i piss my self almost literally; its that funny.

who knew knoxville was such a good actor! dirty shame is hilarious also

[Cougar091486]

My name is Lance and I like nuts!

[penal420]

he goes from jackass the movie to retard the movie

[cadetsteven]

monsta tard from the green mile....roflmao

[mrroboto19682008]

if the special olypics approved this movie then what are you complaining about?

[KerriCP]

yea! i dont think anything is the matter, there is a moral to the movie, showing that it is wrong to think so little of the mentally challenged

[neutrallycrazy993]

My name is jerome can I have a slice of your doo-dee!?

[mrputo27]

:54, "Take my hands boss" hahahahaah best part!

[sugje]

agreed lmao

[ulimicio]

johnny knoxville is a banana

[coldh2ocarp]

Good clip but shitty title. i am not a poltically correct person at all and tell it like it is but referring to these folks as retards and 'tards 'aint cool or right'. this is a hilarious movie thou and was approved by the special olympics.

[awesomeaustin28b]

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.i love this movie i agree with goddammitreggieray

that monster tard. xD

[PsychopathicEmo]

lol i wanna see this movie i love johnny knoxville

[lizziebug22]

my name is Arthur and can count to potato!

[caboose90310]

aw come on guys, mental retardation isnt something to joke around about haha

[budshell1117]

you are right but it is kinda funny

[eltork]

that uncle is so fucking hilarious!

[danceandhorses]

my fav is at 1:18

[Emptynobodies]

my name is jeffy and i like 2 eat apples ha ha ha omgness

[goddammitreggieray]

like that monster tard from the green mile, haha that is the funniest shit ever

[TheSoundBomber]

brian cox was awesome

[Auscarnage]

I love you jenny.

boogy woogy

[rockchickx1]

lmao...This movie is like one of my favorites!! haahah

[deviss123]

i like nuts to. my teacher said that this movie is totaly wrong, yet she never saw it. i think this movie spread a positive message and the manual in the dvd said that this was illegal and promoted doing volunteer work in the S.O., plus he really had no other choice. what do u people think?.

[kdow1012]

theres somethin missin...u should drool!LoL!!!I LUV THAT PART!

[Crimzoon]

1:18 is just made of win.