Ray Comfort's Nephew DESTROYS unbelievers AGAIN !!!

[WAZZA1235]

How can this guy be against gays.... didn't you see the way he liked it when he looked at the men eating the banana

[Spaceman2451]

is this guy for real????

[chrishdz1418]

lol i was laughing so much at what he was doing. i noticed lotta mexicans or hispanics lol btw im christian :p

[TheCongdonify]

Would u mind licking the banana? Its ok u dont have too! Lol

[NucularRobit]

Where does the term Poe come from?

[butchkitties]

@NucularRobit It comes from a post made by the user Nathan Poe on ChristianForumsdotcom in a thread about evolution.

“Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is uttrerly [sic] impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won’t mistake [it] for the genuine article.”

[roborob28]

Poes really aren't funny. Christians can make enough fun of themselves without atheists pretending to be them.

[pillowbugg]

Funny thing is that this could very well be an actual christian street preaching instead of a hilarious satire.

bravo.

[ragerancher]

Notice how the banana is the perfect shape to fit up your anus CJ. Maybe God is giving you a hint to go fuck yourself?

[Debating4n00bs]

^ . ^ A Banana is J for Jesus

T . T Dont touch my nipple!

O . O Teh Banana is a miracle!

- . -* Ill kill you soon m8! Piss off

[pimpdalyrical]

Amazing how much he gets wrong about what the bible says.

[99minerkc]

@pimpdalyrical you're kidding, right?

[pimpdalyrical]

@99minerkc

Where exactly does it say Dinosaurs and man lived together?

[99minerkc]

@pimpdalyrical It doesn't literally say "dinosaurs and man lived together" BUT it CLEARLY does describe some in the OT. Were they really dinosaurs? beats the hell out of me but alligators/crocs/komodo dragons etc are relatives of dinos. In the end run I can careless as to me religion is a pile of the smelly stuff and I don't buy into it.

[pimpdalyrical]

@99minerkc

So, in other words, I was right. Thanks.

Believe what you want. What you know about the world came out of a book just like everybody else.

[99minerkc]

@pimpdalyrical tell that to Ken Ham

[pimpdalyrical]

@99minerkc

He knows it already. He's not trying to silence your beliefs. Make sure it's not the otherway around.

[99minerkc]

@pimpdalyrical How do you know he knows it?  He is a big advocate that dinos lived side by side with people.

[pimpdalyrical]

@99minerkc

So what? In what way is that anywhere close to the censoring of any contrary beliefs that the atheist radicals have taken to with their billboards and public displays that do nothing to say what they DO believe, but only attack one belief they don't share?

Ken Ham can believe what he wants and express it. That's freedom. If you don't like it, leave the country that made sure it was the FIRST freedom guaranteed all of us.

[99minerkc]

@pimpdalyrical what the F are you rambling on about??!! ROFL 

[pimpdalyrical]

@99minerkc

Sorry, when you said "tell it to Ken Ham" in reference to my post about religious freedom, i got the impression you meant that he somehow imposes his belief system on others, or infringes on your free expression of belief somehow.

[99minerkc]

@pimpdalyrical No wonder why I was confused lol

[bnote1990]

lmfao now eat the banana slowly...

[mothflavour2]

lol, the edible banana is a result of cultivation. i.e. selective breeding. In the wild, they're seed pods. Ever notice that edible bananas don't have seeds?

[madmansarj]

Poe's Law. Damn.

[Ye4hBuddy]

Ahahahahaha comedy at it's finest.

[BigIdeaSeeker]

Truly brillant!

[theapol1]

I fucking loved this!

[smettto]

wait a minute...banana...j...jesus...­it all makes sense now! hallelujah! i'm christian from now on!

[puresatire]

wha wha wha?

[ultsmackdown]

@Kwinnky will do

[Aanthanur]

omfsm, that was so funny, the guy with the banana in his hand, we come from monkeys, no we don't, no we don't..... epic.

[OmniZodd]

It looks like the letter J? Damn, I'm convinced!

Nice video.

[johhnyboy89]

what a waste of time..

[gatorgod22]

This is hilarious.

[ultsmackdown]

ummm.. how is this destroying unbelievers , just a guy running around prooving his own ignorance...

[Emuzzo]

@ultsmackdown It's called humor, ever heard of that?

[ultsmackdown]

@Emuzzo yes, yes Its comedy...

[kharon8]

when he said "do you wanna lick the banana" i lost it completely, mountain dew out my noes, seriously caught me off guard

[thetman49]

"Take a bite of the banana more slowly" lol.

[ilovetheview47]

its pretty bad when u cant tell the spoofs with the real videos

[christianshounen101]

4) the earth IS millions of years old.

5)are you asking a juvenile if he has raped someon O_o.judgemental much????

6) we have similar DNA to primates and why ask people about killing pets???

7)what are you doing to that guy wit the banana?!

[christianshounen101]

1) the Bible never said that dinosaurs lived at the same time with humans

2) I don't think God puts people into hell because they do not read the Bible. I think he worries more on behavior and faith.

3)is he using a BANANA to prove a point O_O?( eat the banana slowly?????????)

[nibblet777]

@christianshounen101

WRONG

[christianshounen101]

@nibblet777 errrr.......kay? O_o

[christianshounen101]

@nibblet777 .......kay O_o? does this bother u?

[NakedCreep]

Does that bother you?

Yes.

[jasminepaulyn]

lolololololol

[ihatekhomeini]

This is a spoof on a real pastor that goes around and shows people a banana as proof of god. This was good.

[pastimeone]

I tink they call this parody but I still wish someone had kicked thiss dushbags ass.

[nocommands123]

If you people don't understand that these videos are jokes, meant to sarcastically make fun of christianity and religion.. You are even more stupid than all of the religious dimwits

[RontaDM]

@nocommands123 Uploader is "Comedy Jesus", lol, what else do they need?!

[AvocadoJustinn]

Bible doesn't even state that dinosaurs ever existed, either this is a joke, or this guy is a fucking retard.

[seanw25]

i still am not sure if this is a joke or not

[HonestMom]

What is up with this banana thing?!?!!?

hahaha

[1themadbluebird]

@HonestMom

The bit about the banana is a spoof on this epic clip of a pastor called "Banana:The Atheists Nightmare". A must see.

[kjp3793]

search for the "banana: the atheist nightmare"....enjoy!!!

[rburton34]

Notice they dont show the part where the long haired guy kicks his ass.

[slicingwater]

Oh this is funny.

[ouTandAbOut231]

Have to seriously question this guys sexual orientation. h mm well i thought about it he is defiantly gay. You go ted haggerd. lol

[dumpsky]

@ouTandAbOut231... could it be that you confuse "defiantly" and "definitely" ? and what about this obsession of spotting "gay" everywhere?

[kingofthenight1]

these ppl have real no sense. I mean the argument is solely based on what is in the bible. But the have no other logic or evidence to back them up WOW

[SomeGuyInWhite]

I'm confused, is this a piss take or...?

[Tcheuchter1]

I'll second the comment below

[hitchy249]

this is an absolute load of billy bollocks

[koochkooch]

LOL! This was a delight to watch

[00Kotatsu00]

Wouldnt it be strange if a complete stranger with a camera gives you a banana and tells you to take a bite LOL

[VenomKing666]

Oh wow, this is fucking hilarious.

[hellhammerz666]

It looks like the letter J.... Jesus. ROFL! This is great

[organist121893]

we didn't come from monkeys. we evolved on our own chain of primates. our closest relative is a chimpanzee, not a monkey. we are closer related to apes than anything

[Sayeth0Di0Puppeth]

Ok, so this means that if I write a book, and inside my book, I write that anyone who doesn't read it will get cancer, then it'll actually come true?

[Duncslam1]

Satire? I lol'd anyways

[aminizakoyayim]

Brilliant, though courageous - i wouldn't have gone for the balls of that guy.

[Garciamrcool]

This guy cracks me up, he is a comedian

[saibooba]

I hope that was just a joke....if anyone believes this, they're really stupid. and I have known ministers act this way about other Jesus things.

[cidvisions]

That guy is hilarious. He is obviously making fun of the stupid christians in the video. Notice the only people hes nice to are the long haired kids.

[unearthdoh]

I like how he said "the banana looks like a J for jesus" .. as if that is a message from jesus for all bananas to symbolize him... yet in another language it wouldnt look a damn bit like the first letter for banana.

At least hes trying to promote something thats never going to work in the end.. i guess..

[KudouYusaku]

How is he my nightmare? Is he going to feed me bananas?

[lookatdoor]

I love the way the girl at 0:19 said no. "No ((cause I'm not retarded))That guy's kinda pervy. First he says bite it slowly, then he says do you wanna lick the banana. I was waiting for him to say "do you wanna suck it?"

[abcbakerbaker]

wtf, if this wasnt in the comedy section id wouldnt know it was a joke

[cheesydoom]

Does that bother you?

Does that bother you?

Does that bother you?

Does that bother you?

[christianshounen101]

@cheesydoom YES especially a guy asking someone to eat a banana slowly and touching a chest O_O

[IKnowThings]

the banana looks like the letter J for jesus...

ya ok, perhaps J in the roman alphabet, in Hebrew there is nothing like 'J' and His name was Yeshua.

all that touching on the chest would bother me...

I want to shove the banana down his throat.

[DeletedDelusion]

Do you what to lick the banana? LOL

[AZNAtheist]

Excellent.

[RandomGuy432]

lol.......

[KingHeathen]

That was great...the subtile parts of the parody are what I enjoyed the most...they will be lost on some.

[Szkeptik]

That was a serious pain in the brain :D

[depersonalized]

I think in the uncensored version the pastor convinces some of the people to shove the banana up their ass.

[Reece5065]

Creepy, what a retard

[vincecrue]

That Pastor goes deeper with his hand, until he reaches the Holy Land!!!

[Track607]

That guy who thinks we didn't come from monkeys makes me want to kill off every human on this planet.

[jedi1josh]

We don't come from monkeys

[Track607]

Yes we do

[BizenghastGhost]

We do not technically come from monkeys. It's that monkeys and humans share a common ancestor.

[Track607]

Yes, true. But with these Christians, it's better to keep things simple so that they can keep up.

[jedi1josh]

see answers below

[AtheistDiscGolfer]

to be more specific, we come from apes

[jedi1josh]

Correct

[KingHeathen]

Be MORE specific...we come from ape-LIKE primates.

[JohnO318]

You have stated that 'we come from ape-LIKE primates. How do you KNOW that? You say it as if you know what you're talking about, but saying something doesn't prove it. I'd like to know if you have any reason to make such a claim, or are you simply believing it by (blind) faith.

[KingHeathen]

dna research, fossil records, found remains, evidence of every type...it's all VERY clear. Why do you QUESTION IT? Is it because you've actually studied the data? or because you are clinging to your blind faith?

[mentalhhguru]

Correct. We simply have an ancestor which branched off into different evolutionary paths 1 became chimps, the other the first human ancestors.

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

and there's real fossil proof of this, right? and there's transitional fossils right? why don't monkeys in zoos evolve into humans and just walk out? oh, cuz it takes 90 zillion billion hundred years for this to happen. you guys are so stupid. monkeys? hahahahahaahahahah

[freqmart]

You clearly aren't very bright there pockmarckedbuttocks, he addresses why there are still monkeys in his statement. We didn't come from modern monkeys, WE SHARED A COMMON ANCESTOR.

and there are museums full of fossil proof you imbecile. And yes, TRANSITIONAL FOSSILS, we have proof, but it doesnt matter because you are a fucktard. If you wont even bother looking at it, why talk about it at all. Keep your stupid shit inside so we dont have to explain this shit over and over and over.

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

If you really believe that we came from monkeys - then u are dumber than you think I am.

[freqmart]

sure........ you are very very stupid

[Hempflakes]

All i have to say is if you think evolutionists are stupid you are either from a 3rd world country. You are really uneducated, brainwashed by media or your parents, or you are REALLY fucking stupid.

[Gibsonway]

you are either a troll or just really...really stupid.

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

No, you morons are the stupid douches because you believe in something that you can't observe or prove - yet you's guys call it scientific. Dumb!

[mejt4reel]

You're saying evolution hasn't been observed?

Do your fucking homework.

[Glacies12]

Transition fossils? There are transition animals in zoo's right now, you now?

[ihatekhomeini]

The most basic tenet of evolution is natural selection which can actually be observed just by closely monitoring the change of structures in microbes and viruses. That's the reason viruses and microbes are more immune to antibiotics today than 50 years ago, they have evolved resistance through mutations, which is what natural selection is.

[marksdump]

more specific: we are apes. It should be quite easy (and of course very unethical) to crossbreed humans with chimpanzee's or gorilla's. It's rumoured that it could be done in the "natural" way and that in fact there were hybrids now and then.

[not4resale]

I'm going to say its very unlikely considering neandrathals were too different in their genetic make up to be able to cross bree. Sheesh man if we don't know whats what then how the hell are we supposed to tell the damn xtians?

[CadicusTheDamned]

*pats lower* Does that bother you?

Ha!

[C0MMentM0NSTER]

ha!