My Immortal- Chapter 17 (A Dramatic Reading)

[Wick3dFreakWhiskey]

Biesezual includes beastiality ene

[MagicalBreadGirl]

omg. everytime this guy laughs, it gets me. holy crap. i am so happy.

[Alternithumbound]

"He pulled out a knife."

Voldemort pulled out a knife...

And Dumbledore apparently wears an Avril Lavigne t-shirt. My gosh, this ACTUALLY made me tear up from laughter! And I never exaggerate my reactions. :'D

[TragicRewrite]

Oh gog, was this kid serious?! That's the most ridiculous piece of shit ever written XD

[MartaHorrorPcturShow]

So, when are we getting a My Inmortal Film??... im sure all the twilight obsesed girls will love it once their movies are over....

[dimlight49]

I can't breathe.

[amethystbritney]

I literally laughed my fucking ass off during the whole video, man, NO EXAGGERATION!

This author can't even spell to write things that makes sense. Why doesn't she keep this in her fucking hard drive or flashdrive?

Oh, that's right, because we need epic entertainment, and this is it!

[Wick3dFreakWhiskey]

"She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything" LOL

[NotAButthurtTroll]

AVRIL LAVIGNE ROBE

DUMBLYDORE

I CANNOT

[LiveFromJapan2010]

Kawaii is pronounced wrong. It is pronounced to mean "Scary" instead of "Pretty". Silly Japanese!!!!

[MitoMito0]

@LiveFromJapan2010

oh god a weeaboo D:

[kimiko5996]

@MitoMito0 Oh god, now we're fucked.

[ericdhubbard]

...My brain is full of fjuck after this.

[ChickenRamen]

I don't miss being 15 years old. Not one bit.

[NekuChibi]

fjuck u i love vlodermort

[RageOnRuby]

This man is a fjucking genius. A total fjucking genius.

[DoomyDeathBunnies]

I know. Avril Lavigne is so funny.

[rawrkitteh94]

The "Bisezual" comment made me crack up.

[jesticore]

Dumblydore! WUTATWIST

[HoboStuff24]

@b3thl3an Hahaha I remember that, too! Fan fics on Quizilla were....interesting. lol

[b3thl3ann]

haha i remember when all fan fiction was like this on quizilla way back when.

[TheBlackcat983]

I think I just died a little inside. All of my hope is gone. I'm going to go die now. I'm going to throw up. But that was funny.. I still feel sick.

[Kayamalie1]

I think the best part of this is when the reader himself starts to laugh.

[DeathtoRaiden1]

Haven't laughed this hard since "Jake Snake" fanfic.

[valley180]

all the awards

[genissage4u]

Wow I never laughed so hard at a fic...

[ogiugi96]

ragecollection(dot)com/13687 That is the guy who made it!

[OsuAustralia]

oh god....*facepalm*

[BrendonSmall456]

I think that long black bread is moldy

[ROBLOXiAdvisory]

Sometimes I think a troll made this story. Yet again, not even the biggest troll can write such a disgrace

[nitro836]

HAY BITCH YE LOOK KWAIII!

[EpsilonAct]

OMFG...... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg So funny!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[HelloShitti]

''geddit cuz wer gpffik... i guess'' xD

[ROFLKitty34]

AVril la vi-i-i-ine XD

[therealcod6rocks123]

h t t p : / / r a g e c o l l e c t i o n .co m/13687 rage comic by the guy who this... apparently

[OverkillAlchemist]

@therealcod6rocks123 damn...how the hell did you find that? XD

[therealcod6rocks123]

@OverkillAlchemist I was sifting through Rage Collection and i found it so i said "I'm going to post it on that video"

[ZebraLightning16]

Anyone else think he sounds like Jimmy Kimmel?

[shmalpie]

@ZebraLightning16 I always thought he sounded like Weird Al...

[elsaramirez42]

I really wish that the guy who recorded this had done a dramatic reading of the whole story, that would have been epic.

[mouthfullofdiamondz]

heybitchyoulookkawaii

[CredoOfTheWolf]

"Ggg..ppp..fffkkk, I guess?" I love this part for no reason in particular

[rustypaperclip]

This is the best dramatic reading of the story. Anyone know this guy is? Does he have anymore chapters read?

[PricelessR]

Ragecomics brought me here

[xxscartissue221]

"Draco and I came" - I mean, really? That explains a lot, you guys.

[KingofRandom923]

I nearly died when it said

"his parents were vampires..."

"they died in a car crash."

[xXyaoiqueenXx]

This is really bad!!! Really, i hope she wasnt sirious when she wrote this.......... OOH god!!!!

[fullmetalelimental]

I have a t-shirt that says "I'm bisezual".

[AMY1213141]

lol, Dumblydore listens to Avril Lavigne

[Rebsten]

I can't stop watching this.

I die every time Dumblydore comes in with his looong black bread.

[OverkillAlchemist]

"It wasn't Gerard at all!"

*music suddenly stops*

"It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes..."

I'm dying right now.

[mystikdragonfly]

lol u diot. ths is chptr 18!!!!!1!1!1! LOL I'll just shut up. :D This was amazing.

[SimplyBee92]

I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life.

[ORIGINALGAMINGGUY]

After watching this for at least 20 times I cry from laughter almost everytime! THis takes place as top 10 internet vids every seen!

[LacexCurls]

***LYK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM*** But seriously. Shit's hilarious.

[wildpoontang]

funniest thing ive ever seen LOL the avril lavigne bit killed me

[scarlettrose11]

I still crack when he says Avril Lavinge XDDDDD

[TheNonsubscribable]

"we did pot, coke, and crack" lmao

[misinterpretxx]

WARNING: SUM OF DIS DVIYO IS XTREMLY FUNNEH. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

[kznck]

I rarely LMFAO at youtube videos.... well done my friend

[supermonkeywtf09]

I, I cant stop LAUGHING!!!

[NightOfTheClans]

Omfg... XD

[laz0r4321]

As read by Patrick Bateman.

[XxkillerbeenxX]

sorry, ignore that last comment XD

[XxkillerbeenxX]

who is the guy on the audio?

[JustLikeOnTV]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!"

[fucktardickis]

THATS RIGHT TAKE THERE DREAMS AND SHIT ALL OVER THEM, THEN EAT DELECIOUS TEARS

[handbanana696969]

I can only say, this was probably written by a land whale.

[edmaster44]

The more i read of this Crap i more i convice my self I'm the rare few with Brain Cells and Spelling Skills, Even though I'm Norwegian....>.>

[Seracinfinity]

I just shat...

so funny.

[Themoredeluded]

wish i could find the rest of this

[SmelDiferenToMidget]

@Themoredeluded you can, its in the description

[TylerRVG]

@SmelDiferenToMidget

the website was taken down

[SmelDiferenToMidget]

@TylerRVG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[Themoredeluded]

@SmelDiferenToMidget nah not the actual fic, the dramatic reading by the same bloke

[HomeWreckerA1]

wtf is this?

[CantXTouchXTobi]

@HomeWreckerA1 Retardation in writing.

[SasuSakuLuvr98]

Dude, you just made "My Immortal" actually BEARABLE to go through. Props to you, good sir.

[anotherguttersnipe2]

How do you keep a straight face doing this?

[evergreencookie]

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA! avril lavigne, so hardcore

[UmreeProductions]

the critics rave:

"fif stairs" - New Nork Post

"best goffick thiny eveh ritten" - LA Times

[thescreamscene]

Someone needs to find who did this! Love this guy's voice.

[skiie]

You cant make this shit up

[Selvaron]

IT WAS......... DUMBLYDORE.

*cue dramatic music*

[SlaughterTheFrail]

Anyone know who does this one and if he does any other readings?

[yourFriendtheTaxman]

Oh lawdy, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! God bless Tara for all the lulz she has brought with this wonderful piece of literature.

[TheLiquified]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!­!!! I'VE SEEN THIS 100 TIMES AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP! XD

Awww, I wish this guy would have put his account name at the end/beginning of the video or something. He deserves quite a bit of credit for having such self control while reading this monstrosity. XD

[Westmensch3]

LOL I am crying right now

[misstechnicolorful]

i....cannot. stop. LAUGHING!!! whoever read this did an amazing job.. there is no way i would be able to get through it with such self control!!

[nata1900engsci]

wtf is this XD

[ri394]

HAHA omg i'm f*cking hyperventaliating

[Cocaineawareness]

i dont get it...

[katlove78]

It was...........DUMBLYDORE!

[mcrlover394]

"He's bisezual."

That gets me EVERY time.

[morteg15]

Hey bitch you look kawaii

[zxxSUNSHiNExxz]

da warped tower was like my favorite part when i read it. Oh and when she said they could her Voldymort's high heels

[robinjam304]

Oh god, I'm laughing so much it hurts >_<

[ImTheJetsetter]

This fanfic has taught me so much. I never would have realized the Dark Lord was a prep.

[Mothsper]

I read some other stuff and they always say, "Geddit coz wer goffik n stuff". I can't believe that all of this isn't a hoax.

[iamyouwumbo]

wait..... leather fishnets? I dont even

[insanityjanitors]

the ending. i can't get enough of the giggling during avril lavigne... it's wonderful. this is wonderful.

[emmau5aur]

HE'S BISEZUAL

[snowgoose1070]

I have tears running down my face, this is great

[Dnichols619]

Does anyone else think the reader sounds like Glenn Beck?

[RockinRickJames]

I give up on life... I love this guy for reading it though XD

[thatanon]

She took her fanfic down but I found the link to the original one :D

forum . fanfiction. net/topic/51917/10404916/1/ (remove spaces)

Enjoy.

[JDCDK]

Who is reading this?

[meltedxcrayons]

MY ABS HURT SO BAD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[whitewolfwithblackSP]

sounded like someone just handed him the fic and said "read this" lol like he never read it before! His reactions are priceless!

[sneesneer]

totalbiscuit NEEDS to do a reading of this!

[Light4494]

Well look at the bright side... At least no gayness

[FenrirSIN7]

@Light4494 Homophobe. >_> Are you afraid of Gay people, afraid they might kick your ass?

[trillixz]

(hes bisezual)

I wish this guy would make more, too good.



[XxTinyLoserxX]

DOT DOT DOT

[thadreazie]

pfff

[koops128]

The site is gone. If you have any other recordings, upload them.

NOW

[OKDeltron]

Lmao

[MeganMegGriffin]

I laughed at how stupid this fanfiction was. XD

[mypunksnotdead]

His real family were vampires...they died in a car crash.

[Malkmusianful]

I remember wearing tons of makeup just like Marilyn Manson.

RYM soon hated me.

[DSUYoshi987]

I love how he broke out laughing at "Avril Lavigne".

[xiahkixiri]

i think i literally have not laughed so hard in my life.

[metallicakixtotalass]

@ResurrectedLlama Only the worst example of something that isn't any good to begin with?

[ResurrectedLlama]

@metallicakixtotalass Oh, no! Well, I can't speak for the music industry. I'm not so fond of modern music. But I love me some fanfiction! (I admit I'm a geek XD)

[ResurrectedLlama]

This fanfic is to the world of fanfiction what Rebecca Black's Friday is to the music industry.

[DaBunnyMasta]

keep pressing 3:12 LOL

[FlinckShinesOn]

0:47 With big BOBS and everything XD This is awesome ^^

[HollyYerawizard]

Oh Gerard, you and your ethnic voice.

[nCitoS]

I love that little laugh he does when he mentions Avril Lavigne. :3

[blueocean455]

PLEASE FIND THIS GUY AND HAVE HIM READ US MORE!

[quidditchchick]

J.K. Rowling is somewhere laughing her head off.

[TheDullahan]

@quidditchchick Why? I think this guy did a great job reading her work.

[AlfonsoTheGod]

@quidditchchick jk rowling is as shitty as this bitch

[SeipherRed]

@AlfonsoTheGod Oh look, the rare Twilight Fanboy

[AlfonsoTheGod]

@SeipherRed uh? im exactly the opposite, did you even read my message, i said that fat bitch jk rowling sucks as much as this shitty ass "immortal" fanfic.

[SeipherRed]

@AlfonsoTheGod You are aware that that has nothing to do with your comic considering J.K.Rowling didn't write Twilight....Are you daft?

[SeipherRed]

@SeipherRed Comment* WHEEEE GRAMMAR NAZI TIEM

[AlfonsoTheGod]

@SeipherRed she wrote the harry pothead books that my immortal tries to be like. I hate harry potter and gay ass twilight, if you hate them too im with you, if you are a fan then fuck you, faggot

[SeipherRed]

@AlfonsoTheGod Lol, Y U SO MAD AT BOOKS?! DON'T GET MAD AT BOOKS.

[AlfonsoTheGod]

@SeipherRed im not mad at them i just think theyre worthless pieces of shit. theres so much more awesome books out there like the iliad and the odyssey. harry pothead and taintlight are absolute shit.

[SeipherRed]

@AlfonsoTheGod You really can't compare the Iliad or The Odyssey to Harry Potter or Twilight for that matter. They were both written for very different generations and lifestyles. Harry Potter was to give children growing up in the 90s a story they could relate to, as Stephen King said "Its about confonting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity, Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."

[AlfonsoTheGod]

@SeipherRed Are you serious? I understand what youre saying, Im not blindly typing this, but harry potter and twilight are absolute shit. Theres beautiful books out there written by actual geniuses, these books youre talking about are written by women that have the intelligence of 12 year olds. The Iliad and the odyssey were written thousands of years ago and theyre still fascinating. Harry potter and twilight are books read by little kids. Please dont compare them. 

[SeipherRed]

@AlfonsoTheGod Um, I was just saying that, if you're going to rebuke at least make sure the other person didn't just say portray an identical thought. I've personally met J.K. Rowling during a book signing and no, she has a much higher intelligence than any 12 year old. What you're failing to realize is that this isn't thousands of years ago, this is not Athens, Greece and it most certainly is not the time or place to bring thousand year old books into comparison, which you're still doing btw.

[AlfonsoTheGod]

@SeipherRed ok, sure

[mmbooknut]

i laughed so hard.. why? because this is so horrible it just makes me laugh

[coolkitten432]

Fuck wands. Let's use knives instead.

[tbgiglibuni]

Oh dear lord, sweet baby Jesus. What is this nonsense?!

[explosionguy23]

hahahaha that was just hilarious you sir deserve a medal for reading this blight upon all humanity

[Ajtheweird1]

I love the way he says 'Dumblydore" bitch it was so kawaii

[vilches93]

Hmm this sounds like Eugene Mirman

[Temtuun]

This guy deserves a medal.

[Rapoirier]

So good. I DEMAND more.

[FionaatGuy]

The link doesn't work. I need the sound file.

[xxneverxcomingxhomex]

Oh Gerard. You and your ethnic voice.

[soyuncatacol]

Laughing so hard I can't breathe, haha!!!!

[ZebraLightning16]

10 people are preps

[xAcre211x]

Reddit is the toolshed of the internet.....

[sonofawesome]

Yep rage comics brought me here, forever alone...

[TristanVocalCovers]

I'm here because of the rage-reader app on my phone.

Yay?

[Paigey518270397]

Reddit! xD

[SymphonyofViolence]

Wtf is wrong with this persons concept of goth??

[RobotThatKid]

Reeddiitt!

[xXTheRush905Xx]

Reddit.

[joseakadaman]

Reddit sent me heeeeeereeeeeeee

Tooooooooooooooo

[Viarco9]

Reddit, I'm here because of you. Not only you take my time with your comics, now you're gonna use YouTube as well? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[linkyoo]

Reddit, you also sent me there. Your voice is so epic.

[trendytabi]

Reddit too, sent me here.

[Gamiac]

Vlodemort and Da Deff Deelers in: SMASH DOZE PREP MAREENS!

[SpankyDmonkey2]

ROFL... epic.

[broadwaydancr]

reddit sent me here.

[Callumlambizle]

REDDDDDITTT ;D

[KillerCactus]

After reading the text all I thought was "This person was drunk when they wrote it..."

[MrNoah1213]

Lol!

[azero79]

Thanks reddit, I pissed in my pants, I'm sure you're proud of you now....