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  • @SamWiseGingy : Thats so rude.You need Jesus.If you do not belive in God creating you ; what do you think? We came from monkeys?? && if so ,why are we living on this earth? To become rich, famous, edcauted & die?

  • i like christian sans the crazy stuff,. lol you are cute!

  • lol

  • willst du mir trotzdem einen blasen?

  • @TheSpeeeeed xDDDDDDDDDD Hat kein sin aber egal :D

  • @ReXxFLex doch klar hat das keinen sinn^^

  • Push 1, 5, 6

    or only 2 and then 1, the heart is for you xD!

  • lol you're funny

  • The girl is making all this stuff up. Stupid metal face bimbo.

  • @glipzik Yes people that dont make stuff are surely the religious people

  • was du brauchst is ein ordentlicher arschfick

  • Just wanted to say that I think your videos are super cute and you shouldn't listen to all the haters out there. If they didn't care about your life or experiences, they oughtn't bother commenting or finish watching the vid.

  • eww you're so not at all funny buck tooth...dont make anymore vids

  • eww you're not at all funny buck tooth...dont make anymore vids

  • horseface

  • @deedeearemaster assface

  • crack bitch mutters sohne mann

  • you seem crazy, no offense

  • no one can tell you to find jesus,you must seek him out for yourself.

    he doesnt force himself on people.he gave us free will.but remember

    that he will bring his judgement day.no one knows the day,but when it comes,

    there is no changing your mind.then there will be consequences in the next world.

    etenal ones that you cannot get out of.truth.

  • @gibsongold1970 What about with the Mayan gods also bring their "judgment day?" 

  • you're a weirdo. You're voice is strange.

  • HALT DIE FRESSE UND GEH DEINE TÖRTCHEN ESSEN ! DU FETTES DING ! MEINE SHISHA SCHLAUCH PASST GANZ IN DEIN ARSCH DU DICKES DING ! MAAN MAAN MAAN DU LAPPEN

  • @SGETONIUF79 Nicht so ganz meine Art, aber: Komm mal auf dein Leben klar. Heftig......

  • @HierstehtmeinNick

    ok reicht

  • I dont understand why she had to be a crazy lady just because she wanted to ask you a question.

  • so hot :o

  • Cute

  • fuck ya

  • which one was the crazy one.??you because you rejected christ or the old lady cause she wanted to save your soul??wer ist die verrueckte..die die jesus nicht angenommen hat oder die die versucht hat deine seele zu retten...

  • A couple times in high school, this girl sat by me in the library and talked about the most random things non-stop until lunch was over (yeah I spent that time in the library betting on college football with a friend of mine). The things she discussed in that 35 minute time frame went from not being allowed or willing to watch any movie rated PG or higher because of the obscenities in them, to being kidnapped when she was seven. And she told my friend about Osama bin Laden living in her backyard

  • religion: the acceptable psychosis.

  • ohne pircings und tatoos würdest du richtig geil aussehen

    without pircing and tatoos you would really look sexy

  • You believe in heaven and hell? And Jesus? and the Magic man in the sky?

    really? I doubt it.

    Your in Germany country of smart people.

    Please do some research on religion you'll find out what it's really about.

  • Sounds like she wanted to be up close and personal. LOL

  • ich will dich fick******

  • Strangely very attractive. On the other hand, there are many of those crazies in the wierdest places. I was just chewed out by one in front of subway, of course though I live in Mississippi...

  • Why is this idiot on YouTube?

    You're boring and long winded.

    Try to be entertaining.

    moviwriter@yahoo.com

  • you seem like a kewl person :3 im christian but i dont do the crazy thingy hell im emo for one lol

  • I know alot of crazy people who spout off abunch of physics and odd theories about the universe too. if they're even crazy enough, they begin to notice a corilation between the spiritual and the scientific. I find them interesting, and if nothing else, very entertaining. you know who bores the hell outa me though? the so called normal pseudo-intellects with big ego's, small minds, and no convictions of anykind. some of the most timely advice has come from the oddest places.

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  • i know loads of religious people but christians are by far the craziest

  • It's telling to note that the "crazies" among us are more likely to spout religious rhetoric than they are to share science or philosophy or a stunning intellect. It just goes to show that the mentally gullible are likely to fall for that stuff, and just 'cuz you may be "normal" (as things go), your superstitious mumbo jumbo puts you in company with the crazies out there.

  • Young boys dont have a sign that says ''Pedophile priests plz come and abuse me'' o.O What a coinsidence!

  • die geile sau :D

  • i would have asked her to mind her own business

  • Speedyconkiwi are you a victim of prozac pills?...

  • du hast ganz klar ein drogen problem!!!!!!!

  • It's definitly not time for another video.

  • Ohh emm gee!!!, You are sooo cute... I could watch your videos and listen to you all day... but on a serious note... you are not the only one I know what you mean.... I get the Crazies(as you call them lol) a lot when i use public transportation also...

  • oh my god i love public transportation... i witness so many people and at their gait... but i agree people don't have a write to push you to believe in this individual like that... they are giving me a bad reputation

  • You americans are pitiful

    Get back in your trees and scratch

  • jesus fails every time

  • pls stop wannabe dont speak anymore you are not cute you are only a wannabe loser

  • I did.

    enjoy

    :*

  • I like your eyes.That probably sounds creepy Lol srry. :)

  • so dont use public transportation then

  • So did you accept Jesus as you Lord and Savior or do you plan on burning in hell forever?

    Nothing sounds crazier than Christianity when you actually hear it. When you actually consider that ones who don't believe in angels, demons, heaven, hell, blood sacrifice, holy books and holy men, visions, prophets, and talking snakes are the one going to hell.

    Sign me up for hell, if the people in heaven are all that stupid, hell must be the place to be.

  • @SamWiseGingy I second this notion.

  • @SamWiseGingy your a fucking hater!they are not stupid!thats just what they believe!

  • @MrEmojames123

    No I don't hate stupid people. I hate organized stupidity. Religion, particularly Christianity, is organized stupidity. When you ask people to believe in talking snakes, the blood of Jesus, heaven and hell, angels, devils and all of that $#!+ then you are pushing irrationality. Reason is best hope we have for resolving the problems that threaten the well being of humanity in the future. So if you love humanity you have no choice but to oppose stupidity in all of its forms.

  • @SamWiseGingy Nothing is crazier than Atheism, Evolution, & the BBt. If you don't believe in those diabolical doctrines you can't become a pathological liar.

  • @MegaSage007 Most Christian apologists give assent to the Big Bang theory.

    I presume you reject Evolution because the Bible tells you to.

    I know plenty of believers who are/were pathological liars. Ted Haggard is a good place to start.

  • @SamWiseGingy No-one had come along stupid enough to come up with an hypothesis of dumb unintelligent matter designing innumerable species, but when Darwin finally did; a bunch of dumbo's in rebellion against God said ~ Oh wow, a truckload of excuses to justify ourselves. Now pathological liars are mulltiplying throughout the earth to make a better world of it. Instead of one Vladimir Lenin we're getting thousands.

  • @SamWiseGingy How do you even know Ted Haggard is saved? Are you God? Why don't you take a closer look for your own soul's sake.

  • @MegaSage007

    I know if they are good they are saved, if they are bad they aren't saved. So saved person ever does anything bad, right?

    I think you are just another religious nut and will make no further responses to your comments toward me.

  • @SamWiseGingy You are not making any sense at all, but thats what we have come to expect from Atheist nutcases.

  • @MegaSage007 I've seen your videos dude.

    Question: What keeps the earth from crashing into of the sun.

    My answer: Inertia

    Your answer: God

    Okay dude we know you don't know any science so please stop making fun of scientists.

  • @SamWiseGingy Who created inertia? You? 

  • @SamWiseGingy hmm so you think its more more intelligent to live your life without any perspective only to succed in challanges which the humans created themselves oO... to believe in supernatural isnt dumb at all because the world itself created by a bing bang cant be the origin. and btw i had experiences with the living god, no dooubts... and its lifechanging!

  • @Gario92 @Gario92

    All believers have had an experience with their living god. So either your god is promiscuous or everybody is right about their religion, or people are just fooling themselves.

    Even if scientists are wrong about the big bang that wouldn't make you right. You believe in angels, demons, heaven, hell, and a hundred other things that don't make any sense.

  • That was gay..

  • u are realy 25 ???? looks very joung :) king regarts from hamburg

  • awesome story :D

    I'm really afraid now of meeting that Crazy Jesus Lady when I go by bus next time. :O

    If English isn't your mother tongue ( I don't know ! I'm German :] ) .. you're really good in speaking it ! =)

    Like it. (;

  • haha looks like you have the worst luck. sounds like something that would happen to me. if it was me i would look at her and say something like ich spreche englisch nicht. lol i think that is how to say it, correct me if i'm wrong. im in the process of learning german. your videos are really helpful to me. thank you so much. Ich hab dich lieb!.

  • your so goodlooking kiwi x

  • SCK: You prob. attract the crazies b/c it looks to them at first glance like you may live the kind of life where your soul needs saving. You know, the black clothing, the tats, the long, well-kept blond madchen hair that cascades over your lithe shoulders and seems to go on forever, the exotic German accent that can make ordering a liter of milk sound like earnest philosophy.

  • Thats a miracle, that you could inhale air & your nose pics up something you cant even see & sends some sorta invisible signal to your Brain, that is so Complex, yet organized in such a way you can actually tell what the Lady had for lunch & people think this all came about from a lifless soup that decided to make you so you can do that, WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Because you are cute

  • what about someone who sneeze and u try to be nice by telling him bless ya , but he replay by i don't even believe in god , or ohh yeh thaaat's right

  • During the last world war over 60 million Christians gave their lives because no greater love as anyone than to lay down their life for others. The Jews only lost 6 million. In the first world war it was over 35 Million. Thats love for you? Thats Christianity for you!

  • Damn, you know what I just realized... I don't like the new youtube page. fuck bring the old one back !

  • @cyReesyPeace lol agreed!

  • LOL! wow, so many non-believers say that happens to them, that's funny because I'm a christian and it has NEVER happened to me in my whole life!

  • ahhhh lsd......does take a bit to wear off.....

  • Christians are required as per the bible to spread the gospel if you didnt like it then you should have told her to stop.If you dont want to hear it just say stop and we will leave you alone.Besides its your soul that will burn in hell for eternity if you dont believe in Jesus.Wonder what you non believers will do if you die and do have to stand before god.What then?And if you dont whats wrong with living by the bible anyway?

  • @statefanman76 No our soul will not burn in hell. You have spent your entire life in beliving this myth that does not exist... Sorta like Immgrants, "the street of America are painted gold" Bullshit I got work my ass off. Anyways,, I just take what ever they give me and throw it in trash because I don't want to be rude... But maybe I'm wrong I should be rude to who ever preach jesus to me.

  • @kingofthenight1 GOD Loves you no matter what you say or do and you cant stop it! I will pray for you,take care and GOD BLESS YOU!

  • @statefanman76 I don't get it. the commentators are telling you to stop trying to push your beliefs onto them (albeit kinda rudely) yet you keep on doing it? Also, there is a huge problem with living by the Bible if you believe in something else. If you're muslim or buddhist, it's very different. there are some very bad things that happen in the bible that would be frowned upon in today's society, and so many ways to easily "interperet" the Word to one's own advantage (in a bad way)

  • idc

  • thanks alot, I could have been masterbating

  • god damn it! what a stupid girl.

  • Omg wenn ne deutscher versucht ein auf Profi Englisch zu machen dann klingt das so als ob ein fetter emo sich selber aufnimmt und seine langeweile ins internet stellt

  • I get lots of the same!! I've often wondered if I'm wearing that same sign, but my problem is ... I answer back and it usually turns into a discussion :):) I even missed my stop once because my mouth gets into overdrive.

  • most people that come up to you on the streets are crazy but not all

  • ...wow.

  • you so wonderful...you so sweet...

  • 2:03

    "Why? Is he at the next stop or something?"

  • I'm as blank as a fart...

  • "Have you found Jesus?"

    "Why, did you lose him again? Check under the couch cushions: That's where I always find him."

    That's what I usually say.

  • @irkofan Im so ganna say that the next time some thing like that happens 2 me!! LOL =D

  • That'll be hysterical! XD

  • @irkofan Hahahaha that's great!

  • @free2bfierce...

    Don't forget going out for Halloween. Peanut butter cups are a sin! Dirty satanists and their sweet confectionery treats!

  • HAHAHA i just knew this type of discussion was going to happen xD

  • Boy only if I had a nickel everytime some crazy Jesus fannatic came up to me and was all "You sure look like a devil worshipping Hellspawn! How 'bout you accept Jesus as your lord and savior and then we can be bestest buddies!" Besides the fact that I actually am a devil worshipping Hellspawn, it's still kinda weird that they can seem to sniff me out. I mean I never go to anyone and say " Wanna draw a pentagram in the dirt, sit down and meditate while envoking the darkness with me?" Nope. Bye :D

  • pah!!

  • @GeorgeF87 Jesus Loves you no matter what you say or do and you cant stop it! I will pray for you.Just one question,what is the driving force to want to burn for eternity?

  • @statefanman76 The driving force to burn? WTF? How are you gonna say what will happen to me? If anything, I beleive when I die I'll be reborn into the Earth...like a tree or a friggin turlte or something. I'm glad you wanna kiss up to some invisible man in the sky, but don't diss other people for thinking differently! Oh, by the way, do you know how fucking small you are compared to the rest of the universe? So you need to keep your BIG ego in check! Fuck you!

  • @statefanman76 Well, MY driving force for "wanting to burn in hell for eternity" is better than the other option, which is spending eternity with a bunch of fucking psycho-ass Christians up in Heaven - chanting "The Lord is Kind and Merciful." Ugh, I sat through that once at Church and it gave me the creeps.

  • If I had a knife on me I would have stalked her for a bit until I could get her alone or lure her into my home and then stab her multiple times in the neck and drink her blood and eat her heart to gain her lifeforce, seriously guys. Many african tribes do that and I really want to, even if it doesn't work it'd still be fun you know? I hate smelly people too by the way, and your pretty hot so wannna chat sometime?

  • @CrankItEveryDay I carry my bible and a .45 cal handgun. God is the determining factor on who I shall give which.

  • @statefanman76 quit trollin nigger

  • You were totally hawt in this vid, BTW.

  • if that was me I'd have been like wtf get out mah faceeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hi friends? i'm a person not a baby or some small animal and you talk really REALLY creepily

  • Top of the morning to y'all. Spliffbob Smokeplants here. Listen. I have a personal relationship with God ~wait's for the murmurs of hyopcrisy to cease~ as ANY Christian does. I can help any of you understand why we "force" our povs on you. Feel free to message me. You can scoff @ going to hell all you want but if you ask a convicted murderer in prison, you will find consequences ar permanent with no regard to your motivation or where your heart was @ or why. Resenting God doesn't help matters...

  • Consider this: If you were in a burning house, and I came and asked you if you wanted to rescued from the flames, you would probably be more than willing to let me help. But if I asked you if I could show you the fire escape which would prevent you from being burned eternally, you would label me as crazy. Either way, love is shown by the one desiring to rescue you.

  • ok - but if the burning house didn't exist then you're a nutter ok? Flames? Nope not there. Something on the burner too long? Nope no house, no burner. Fail epically.

    You don't have to be insane to be a Jesus Freak but I'm sure it helps.

  • well...

    But ANYONE knows if there's a hell or not... but in this case we need to disconsider the "hell", or any "hell" of ANY religion would be accepted as "real"... cause there's no evidence of ANY "hell" of ANY religion...

    So to live your life as if the hell WAS a true, it's a LOST of your ONLY LIFE that you're SURE that exists, because you're LIVING and knows that it's real!

    Peace!

  • lawl.. I wish I could stalk you, just to see all the crazy people you encounter :D

  • DUDE same here i always run into crazy people

  • "We" ist not "me". I have not sinned against anyone but myself, and I am the one to forgive me. Be your own savior, belief in yourself, live a happy life. Don't wait for death to save you. Damn I pity you zealots. (Apple fruit cakes)

  • DerEnggelDesTodes, are you serious? What you just said is like the text book point of view of Satanism. It is not about worshipping a red man with a tail and a pitch fork. Being a Satanist is all about self indugence and being self centered thinking about only yourself and not caring about the future and eternal happiness of anyone else.

  • I am not a Satanist. What I wrote is my oppinion. In fact, both "sides" have some good points. And I know a lot of "christians" that are self centered and caring just about their own happiness. What makes them better? They teach us that we are doomed and have to wait to be judged. I say, live this life. Have fun. And fun is when everyone is happy, just to clarify this.

  • I'm aware that you didn't MEAN for what you said to be a Satanistic point of view, as MOST don't... it just proves how far we are away from God. "And I know a lot of "christians" that are self centered and caring just about their own happiness." Isn't that EXACTLY what you just said your take on life was? "Worry about yourself and please yourself?" I think you have a LOT to straighten up mama.... Ask God to help you. Call on Jesus...!

  • that was cute and insightful. don't feel alone, i get the same thing, people always try to dump their pov's on me. i guess i look to liberal for them.

  • lol!thats an awesome rant

  • lol old lady raped u

  • personal space and hygeine...two of my favorite friends

  • I used to attract crazy people as well....I was a Insanity Magnet,,but It stopped some where arouond my late 30's,,due to....... Im not so nice any more.

  • Right on

  • I think she's done too much acid man just like all you crazy religious weirdo's

  • Spoken like a true christian. And keeping working those "Angles" They don't teach you how to spell in bible camp?

  • You look like the gnoose person

  • hehe funny video XD man your cool and funny hehe :)

  • This poor girl really needs jesus...she seems lost

  • i dont think anybody needs a guy that died 2000 years ago

  • The train system in Berlin does seem to have more than it's share of crazy people... you have to launch a crazy counter attack and be twice as crazy as the crazies.

  • answer #1:why do you think i 'have *such* a problem with foriegners'? did i say i had a problem with foriegners? i didn't say that nor did i imply i have xenophobia. #2: if i'm in america and she's in deutschland she's a foriegner to me. also, if she's in germany, why isn't she speaking her native tongue? hmmm? practicing the oxford english taught in their schools? am i going too fast for you? it's okay, people like you entertain me.

  • i think every 1 gets a crazy on public stuff

  • lol xD

    you got poked by a crazy lady :]

    i liked your video. i cant sleep :[ so i found this and yeah, it made me laugh. TY ^-^

  • well boho ain't life hard

  • really so people should be free to believe that killing you is good

    You should try to change humans minds

    state shouldnt do it but regular people should

    you should try to convince communists that communism doesnt work so we dont end up like soviet russia! People shouldnt believe what they want to it effects their actions just that it shouldnt be illegal to believe something. (im an atheist btw)

    cool accent :)

  • you're foriegn aren't you? maybe if you went bk to where you came from, you wouldn't have these problems. there, problem solved! now go home.

  • Two things: 1) Why do you apparently have such a problem with foreigners? 2) She's not even foreign; she's German, and she lives in Germany.

  • You are not a magnet for crazies. Any stranger who talks to any other stranger about personal issues is either crazy or SEEMS crazy.That being said christians who evangelise often feel a sense of compassion for the person they are talking to, but not always.

  • Fucking emos need to stop making youtube videos..

  • are you supposed to be funny? cause....you're not. and America rocks cause ya MCcain is beast

  • You're cooooool

  • LOL i get them to :P haha , i hate it , more so the jesus crazy peopel they are some think els :P

  • I love you.

  • wtf are you

  • haha that's quite a funny experience...once when i was in berlin, i was on the u-bahn and this crazy drug dealer came on the train and was shouting and trying to sell everyone syringes...kinda scary, but i still love berlin

  • Just trying to make a living.

  • i am jealous of you. i never use public transit anymore- i prefer to ride my bike- and hardly ever talk to crazy people anymore. when a mormon approached me last week i was so out of practice, i just walked away!

  • The crazy Jesus people are attracted to your physical appearance. You dye your hair, have piercings, wear black and the black eyeliner and all that jazz and you're young. The crazy Jesus person labeled you as a stereotype and immediately figured that you were a non believer. Therefore, crazy Jesus person chose you, and probably figured that since you're an innocent looking young girl, you wouldn't shaft her in the face with your elbow. You should have. |D Makes quick work of crazy Jesus people.