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  • really shitty job that was awesome!!! nothing!!!

  • my god the last part was fucking hilarious :D

  • I about died laughing.

  • SORAS FACE AT 6:35 !!

    YES.

  • Probably the easiest way to find Dane Cook comedy bits are by looking for Kingdom Hearts vids lol.

  • At 7:35, to be honest, I expected it to randomly switch to PBJ Time.

  • its called a ALARM CLOCK retart

  • its called a ALARM CLOCK retart

  • Once i woke up on time to meet my friends at a park, but somehow ended up falling asleep again. When i woke up later i looked at my phone only to notice i had FOURTY SEVEN texts and seven missed calls with voicemails all saying "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!" and all i could think of was "now i know how Dane felt when he woke up 5 and a half hours late for work". We were suppoesd to meet at 12:00 but i went back to sleep and woke up at 19:00 (7 PM)

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAVING A SHITTY LIFE IS FUNNY LMFAO

  • I dug the part when the key blade was thrown when Dane says 'Throw me the keys'

  • Why is it that Riku is the one hireing for a place called Kinkos? XD

  • the song thats at the end is passion drive auru mix

  • at 2:29 it actually looks like sora says 'have just come true

  • does this guy have an alarm???

  • wwhere do you et that big ass keyblade? the one with all the cris crossing lines n shit

  • @Lordsteven125 its the ultima weapon...you have to synthesize it... the recipe is in the basement of the mansion in twilight town...and you need like one of every synthesis material

  • @sammy01220 ah ic thanks man once i get a new ps2 (old one broke) i will do that

  • AHAHAHA! Sora at 0:58

  • whats the song at the end i love it <3

  • @xoxrockangelxox333 its utada hikaru sanctuary remix i think o3o i know its sanctuary tho

  • 1.45 in the afternoon????? omg

  • WHAT IS THE SONG AT THE END. I LIKE IT. TOO MUCH.

  • @KiyaAfricanWildDog the link is in the discription box thingy

  • 5:26 is reall funny `` i forgot to dress and im like nude and im like hey ``

  • that's how I feel when I'm late for school -_- I'm late for what I hate

    but anyways this is so funny I loved it cuz it's true xD

  • 32 people were late for work

  • Im guessing that the ending song is Sanctuary in Japanese right?

  • AXEL IS SOOOOO PERFECT FOR THE BOSS DUDE!!!!!!!!!! xD xD

  • LOL HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FREAKIN TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

    OH and the stupid clock games. Tehehehehehe I was just being a stupid clock playing stupid clock games.

  • @PrincessKeyBearer LOL

    True

  • 1:10-1:21

  • messed UPPP

  • I love the ending song whats it called?

  • i hate this.

  • @cookieidiot546 why?

  • this is so funny

  • 6:08 huhuhuhuh?!?!?!

  • huhuhuhuh?!?!WHAAAT?!?!

  • 5 more thumbs up and the Likes will be at 1337, reply if you see it! =D

  • when u cant do anything, masterbate.

  • Hilarious videoXD &So fits with Sora & same goes for Axel lol, Awsome job on this!

  • Funny story related to this video.

    I had awakened at 15:50 H [3:50 PM] and I was like urgh.

    I check my e-mail and my friends are like "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU."

    I'm going like "wha?" the whole time completely confused and then I check my texts,

    Turns out I was supposed to be there at noon.

    First thing I do. Guess? no. i don't get ready.

    I run around the house screaming "FUCK YEAH I DID A DANE COOK."

  • This has happened to me before but I got lucky with my first job. It was 3 minutes away, xD! So even if I woke up like, 10 minutes from having to be there, I still had enough time for a shower, xD! Just don't ask me about my hair...

  • soooo true about just sittin there

    and awesome remix of passion

  • dane cook is a douchebag

  • "Heyyyyy!" "This is my christmas sweater in July!" XD

  • 4:11 that face is too perfect lol

  • it is so easy to make up a five hour excused i could come up with one easy

  • @star67681 then whats youre excuse

  • Yeah of course. Its always the circus animals. -.-

  • i wish i could be that late for SCHOOL

  • Then you're like "I'm late! I'm late I'm late!" You just know and then you're like "Okay wait no wait a minute maybe-" Then you look at the clock and you're like, "Damn it I am late!" XD

  • I dont know why this makes me laugh so much

    "I wake up and look at the clock,its 1:45" Its just like OMG XD

  • I'm just being a stupid clock! heeheeheehee!

  • haha this was awsome!

  • I was laughing so hard my dad had this "WTF" look and I could see it on his face through my tears "Should I give her the Hiemlich?"

    Then I realised that if I didn't go to bed soon I'd be late for school...

  • "DONT DO THAT CLOCK!"

  • XD "Throw the keys." That made me crack up because it was so PERFECT!

  • 33 managers who gave bad job references didn't like this video

  • im just kidding

  • If I woke up five hours late I wouldn't even show up. XD I'd just pretend I was sick or something.

  • omg thats me i have a feeling that im late.. and i am...

    and i just sit there and do nothing!!

    up always true i have to be at school by 8:45 and its like 8:42!!

  • You're late for your shitty life lmao

  • I love the song at the end!!! Is there anyway I can get it?

  • @OnlyDragonDeath its called passion aura drive mix

  • @hellboy30098 Haha yeah I know. ^-^ I downloaded it and all.

  • awsome how you took parts from the game and put it in where they fit perfectly!:D like the clock

  • 2:11 (o.e) -backs away-

  • Don't do that clock! I don't like when you play stupid clock games!!!

  • lol 3:40, Throw me the keys! *Catches kingdom key* YES! Xd

  • Man if I woke up 5 hrs l8 Id b like OMG HOLY SHIT

  • dude thats how i used to feel when im late to school but now im just likee hey what evers oill take my time now XD and instead of being late for the first 10 minute it end up being an hour XDDDDDdd

  • LAMO!!!

  • thats funny he said the f word to his boss and he made fun of him saying flames came out the back

  • just wondering can you give me the ending song (the one you used) of that version? cuz i can't find it T_T did u make it? cuz if you did i want itz D:

  • And he was so-- he made me so nervous...

  • Chestal section XD

  • I acutally slept through school once. I was in so much trouble!

  • that's how I feel every morning! seriously I'm ALWAYS late to school! I can count how many days I've been on time for this year XD

  • don't do that clock !!!!

  • i cryed and laughed at the same time!! XD

  • are moves are in ur fucher XDDDD

  • lol, dane cook is so much better in kh form

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  • fucking awesome! dane is the best!

  • O god I swear I think I was half concious at the end XDDDD That was just hysterical!! Thank you for uploading this, you did an awesome job!

  • im just kidding ha ha ha, i was just being a stupid clock playing my stupid clock games let me set it back hehehe. Dont do that clock, i dont like when you play stupid clock games.

  • I don't care for English muffins. If I miss my BLUEBERRY muffin...D<

  • That song at the end is the best remix of that song I've ever heard.

  • "I cant do anything! I cant even have an English muffin!!"

  • Once I slept until 5:00 PM. O_o

  • I love when Sora's all "Our movies predict your future!" Then moved the way he did. That was just perfect!

  • yup i can imagine sora being late for work lol

  • "i'll hunt in Horror and you dig in Romance"

    XD

  • LMAO the circus animals escaped and took hostages and i was one of the hostages gazzels were dancing on my chest?! lol rofl lmao

  • OMG its back, I LOVE THIS! I missed it, its back I LOVE YOU!

  • repeat 6:09, he was like huhuhuhuh?! (10million times)

  • lol 4:15

  • HEH I had worse...I woke up at 3:45 in the afternoon so half my day was over and it was a Sunday

  • In the AFTERNOON baby. >:D

  • 5 and a half hours late whoooooooooooos little bit late huh

  • i thought his dream was to see a guy get hit by a car

  • he doesnt have just one dream

  • This is how I feel when i wake up late for school :D

  • @Praization ikr im always late for my student council meetings

  • @Praization agreed 

  • @Praization me too

  • I LOVE DANE COOK!!!!!

  • lmao the circus animals escaped and taked hostages i was one of the hostages the gazelles were dancing on my chest

  • hey whats the song? It sounds so cool!

  • @anineangellover01 It is Utada Hikaru's Passion (Aura Drive mix). Very rare.

  • thank you yous rock XD

  • I was just playing stupid clock games heeheehee  Don't do that clock!

  • When Sora caught the KEYS XD.. Or Key should I say :3

  • the gusells were dancing on my chest!

  • lol "clock i don't like it when u play stupid clock games!!" hilarouis

  • "Just enough time to do NOTHING! You just lay there and say 'I can't do ANYTHING!'" Classic!

    What's with that ending, tho? 2 minutes of completely unrelated content? o.O

  • ah, but it has a cool song, so we don't care xD

  • @kukochan "I can't even have time for an english muffin!"

  • "you get this feeling in your chestal section."

    loll

  • i feel like this about school!!!XD

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • welcome to kinkos ^.^

  • freaking awesome.

  • Lmao XD

  • poor bastard

  • Dane Cook 4eva

  • dude great vid. very well done and excellent timing. btw, what version of the song is this? its the first time ive heard this version of it.

  • I LOVE Dane Cook! :D

  • "Fuck this, I'm gonna get a bad reference I might as well (points) beat the shit out of him." HAHAHA *falls on the ground laughing and scares the dog*

  • if sora was a real boy i would do the same thing as namine

    lock him in a jar and never let him out

    haha

    >=D

  • Wow. If I woke up five hours late, I wouldn't go to work at all. And the next day would be a Saturday so I'd have two and a half days to make up an excuse. Or I could just say that I was sick.

  • the whole thing is right on timing!

    i love this!

  • stupid clock games...tee-hee

  • "he took a dump on my chest" my gob i could breath when he said that

  • why does the mayority of the characters have blue eyes and anyone has brown eyes

  • quick question:is his name pronounced:dain or dan

  • Dain

  • oh mg

  • amazing!

  • Dane Cook is still alive right? (Hopefully) some1 told me he died.

  • what is the song at the end? I like it.

  • the song¿ or the oke

  • the joke, that guy telling the joke;

  • hey for the ending song, do you need an account to the website in order to get it?

  • lieeeee

  • WOW love the ending song XD! great vid

  • "The circus animals got loose and took hostages." Loved that!

    1:45. My God.

  • XD Was late for work (wouldn't make it there in time) I was staring at my clock remembering this video. Funny video and nice work matching the scenes with the voices. x3

  • Oh my god! The movements fit what Dane was saying PERFECTLY!!!

    "Fire starts coming out of his back, "What did you say!?""

    Priceless. xD

  • he dumped on my chest and punched me in the neck! yeah,your hired.i fell over onto the floor when he said that.

  • LMAO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • XD This is awesome.

    "I can't do anything! I can't even have an english muffin!"

  • wow, you were perfect with 3:36-3:40 with the key thing

  • lol, funny vid

  • great just great and funny

  • hey i'm wearing Christmas sweater in July! >

    lololololololz XD

  • Whats an excuse for coming 5 and a half hours late for work>!>!!??!

    lol..

  • weird thing is demyx would probly use tht excuse.....id try most of them and see what happens

  • Lol yea...

    "Man, throw me the keys man, throw me the keys...chhhh.....ya haha!" Lmao.

    xD This video's so funny. [:

  • omg this video is so funny.

    "i was like hey hey through the keys it'll be kool. chea . yes"

  • Roflmfao

  • lol dan cook is so funny and this video so goes with it lol

  • and then i just snap,: F%&* U!!!! and then oh god what have i done???? and then you're boss is like "WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT" all the videos are rattaling! fire comes out of his back "WHOOS, WHAT DID YOU SAY?"!

  • i can't download that track at the end, help, please!

  • Thanx fro the link to the awesome song at the end! =3

  • LMFAO!!!!! Cogsworth as the clock!! "i'm jsut kidding, i was jsut being a stupid clock! Playing stupid clock games let me set it back hehehehe"

    omgg dane cook is hilarious

  • XDDDDD i love dan cook

  • might as well crap on his chest!

  • mhm yea u got the job welcome to kinkos XDDDDD