Once i woke up on time to meet my friends at a park, but somehow ended up falling asleep again. When i woke up later i looked at my phone only to notice i had FOURTY SEVEN texts and seven missed calls with voicemails all saying "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!" and all i could think of was "now i know how Dane felt when he woke up 5 and a half hours late for work". We were suppoesd to meet at 12:00 but i went back to sleep and woke up at 19:00 (7 PM)
@Lordsteven125 its the ultima weapon...you have to synthesize it... the recipe is in the basement of the mansion in twilight town...and you need like one of every synthesis material
This has happened to me before but I got lucky with my first job. It was 3 minutes away, xD! So even if I woke up like, 10 minutes from having to be there, I still had enough time for a shower, xD! Just don't ask me about my hair...
Then you're like "I'm late! I'm late I'm late!" You just know and then you're like "Okay wait no wait a minute maybe-" Then you look at the clock and you're like, "Damn it I am late!" XD
dude thats how i used to feel when im late to school but now im just likee hey what evers oill take my time now XD and instead of being late for the first 10 minute it end up being an hour XDDDDDdd
just wondering can you give me the ending song (the one you used) of that version? cuz i can't find it T_T did u make it? cuz if you did i want itz D:
im just kidding ha ha ha, i was just being a stupid clock playing my stupid clock games let me set it back hehehe. Dont do that clock, i dont like when you play stupid clock games.
OH MY GOD! this is so awsome! if you paste this message into 5 other comments and press ALT F12 the name of your future boyfriend or girlfriend will show up on your screen!!! its SOO COOL
"Fuck this, I'm gonna get a bad reference I might as well (points) beat the shit out of him." HAHAHA *falls on the ground laughing and scares the dog*
Wow. If I woke up five hours late, I wouldn't go to work at all. And the next day would be a Saturday so I'd have two and a half days to make up an excuse. Or I could just say that I was sick.
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
XD Was late for work (wouldn't make it there in time) I was staring at my clock remembering this video. Funny video and nice work matching the scenes with the voices. x3
and then i just snap,: F%&* U!!!! and then oh god what have i done???? and then you're boss is like "WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT" all the videos are rattaling! fire comes out of his back "WHOOS, WHAT DID YOU SAY?"!
really shitty job that was awesome!!! nothing!!!
TheAwesomedude56 2 months ago
my god the last part was fucking hilarious :D
thechowder555 5 months ago
I about died laughing.
Deadmau5monster 5 months ago
SORAS FACE AT 6:35 !!
YES.
ZombiFoods 6 months ago
Probably the easiest way to find Dane Cook comedy bits are by looking for Kingdom Hearts vids lol.
AerogaSpammer 6 months ago
At 7:35, to be honest, I expected it to randomly switch to PBJ Time.
SimplyEpic17 6 months ago
its called a ALARM CLOCK retart
MsAntney 7 months ago
its called a ALARM CLOCK retart
MsAntney 7 months ago
Once i woke up on time to meet my friends at a park, but somehow ended up falling asleep again. When i woke up later i looked at my phone only to notice i had FOURTY SEVEN texts and seven missed calls with voicemails all saying "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!" and all i could think of was "now i know how Dane felt when he woke up 5 and a half hours late for work". We were suppoesd to meet at 12:00 but i went back to sleep and woke up at 19:00 (7 PM)
The4gotton1 7 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAVING A SHITTY LIFE IS FUNNY LMFAO
Peacefulcrystalmoon 8 months ago
I dug the part when the key blade was thrown when Dane says 'Throw me the keys'
TheIssues066 8 months ago 2
Why is it that Riku is the one hireing for a place called Kinkos? XD
Ebonywolve1176 8 months ago
the song thats at the end is passion drive auru mix
sillyboyq 9 months ago
at 2:29 it actually looks like sora says 'have just come true
xDragonHybridx 10 months ago
does this guy have an alarm???
msnoahxlukefan 10 months ago
wwhere do you et that big ass keyblade? the one with all the cris crossing lines n shit
Lordsteven125 10 months ago
@Lordsteven125 its the ultima weapon...you have to synthesize it... the recipe is in the basement of the mansion in twilight town...and you need like one of every synthesis material
sammy01220 7 months ago
@sammy01220 ah ic thanks man once i get a new ps2 (old one broke) i will do that
Lordsteven125 7 months ago
AHAHAHA! Sora at 0:58
izzibizzi123 10 months ago
whats the song at the end i love it <3
xoxrockangelxox333 11 months ago
@xoxrockangelxox333 its utada hikaru sanctuary remix i think o3o i know its sanctuary tho
dannywhoresnop 9 months ago
1.45 in the afternoon????? omg
MsDemilovato4eva 11 months ago
WHAT IS THE SONG AT THE END. I LIKE IT. TOO MUCH.
KiyaAfricanWildDog 11 months ago
@KiyaAfricanWildDog the link is in the discription box thingy
MoonFace275 11 months ago
5:26 is reall funny `` i forgot to dress and im like nude and im like hey ``
linneajacob195 11 months ago
that's how I feel when I'm late for school -_- I'm late for what I hate
but anyways this is so funny I loved it cuz it's true xD
summerrose123 11 months ago 3
32 people were late for work
FlyingVGoddess 1 year ago
Im guessing that the ending song is Sanctuary in Japanese right?
Laken1010203 1 year ago
AXEL IS SOOOOO PERFECT FOR THE BOSS DUDE!!!!!!!!!! xD xD
Laken1010203 1 year ago
LOL HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FREAKIN TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH and the stupid clock games. Tehehehehehe I was just being a stupid clock playing stupid clock games.
PrincessKeyBearer 1 year ago
@PrincessKeyBearer LOL
True
leo011992 11 months ago
1:10-1:21
Ventus290 1 year ago
messed UPPP
Trunks95062 1 year ago
I love the ending song whats it called?
glaceon3 1 year ago
i hate this.
cookieidiot546 1 year ago
@cookieidiot546 why?
swordharpycrystal 1 year ago
this is so funny
luluandwakka 1 year ago 2
6:08 huhuhuhuh?!?!?!
SneakerHead138 1 year ago
huhuhuhuh?!?!WHAAAT?!?!
SneakerHead138 1 year ago
5 more thumbs up and the Likes will be at 1337, reply if you see it! =D
SableGear 1 year ago 2
when u cant do anything, masterbate.
Chase1002clubpenguin 1 year ago 3
Hilarious videoXD &So fits with Sora & same goes for Axel lol, Awsome job on this!
AxelVIIIRoxasXIII 1 year ago
Funny story related to this video.
I had awakened at 15:50 H [3:50 PM] and I was like urgh.
I check my e-mail and my friends are like "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU."
I'm going like "wha?" the whole time completely confused and then I check my texts,
Turns out I was supposed to be there at noon.
First thing I do. Guess? no. i don't get ready.
I run around the house screaming "FUCK YEAH I DID A DANE COOK."
katiejuby 1 year ago 85
This has happened to me before but I got lucky with my first job. It was 3 minutes away, xD! So even if I woke up like, 10 minutes from having to be there, I still had enough time for a shower, xD! Just don't ask me about my hair...
Fluffymiyster 1 year ago
soooo true about just sittin there
and awesome remix of passion
awsome8000 1 year ago
dane cook is a douchebag
SanguineBullet667 1 year ago
"Heyyyyy!" "This is my christmas sweater in July!" XD
SoRaAnDrOxAsFoReVeR 1 year ago
4:11 that face is too perfect lol
KodotaiInk 1 year ago
it is so easy to make up a five hour excused i could come up with one easy
star67681 1 year ago
@star67681 then whats youre excuse
prejudgedcrowd 1 year ago
Yeah of course. Its always the circus animals. -.-
KanaKyo13 1 year ago 2
i wish i could be that late for SCHOOL
Chase1002clubpenguin 1 year ago
Then you're like "I'm late! I'm late I'm late!" You just know and then you're like "Okay wait no wait a minute maybe-" Then you look at the clock and you're like, "Damn it I am late!" XD
ZombieSkullKhyd23 1 year ago
I dont know why this makes me laugh so much
"I wake up and look at the clock,its 1:45" Its just like OMG XD
Emoanimegirls101 1 year ago
I'm just being a stupid clock! heeheeheehee!
xandrawood 1 year ago
haha this was awsome!
Vyoletpanda96 1 year ago
I was laughing so hard my dad had this "WTF" look and I could see it on his face through my tears "Should I give her the Hiemlich?"
Then I realised that if I didn't go to bed soon I'd be late for school...
Ayakakohana 1 year ago
"DONT DO THAT CLOCK!"
sonicacartoonperson 1 year ago 7
XD "Throw the keys." That made me crack up because it was so PERFECT!
TsubasaKoi884 1 year ago 7
33 managers who gave bad job references didn't like this video
myithnfriends 1 year ago
im just kidding
babyrachel47 1 year ago
If I woke up five hours late I wouldn't even show up. XD I'd just pretend I was sick or something.
roxaswantsacupcake 1 year ago
omg thats me i have a feeling that im late.. and i am...
and i just sit there and do nothing!!
up always true i have to be at school by 8:45 and its like 8:42!!
SodaPopuzumaki 1 year ago
You're late for your shitty life lmao
Sebastian8701 1 year ago 3
I love the song at the end!!! Is there anyway I can get it?
OnlyDragonDeath 1 year ago
@OnlyDragonDeath its called passion aura drive mix
hellboy30098 1 year ago
@hellboy30098 Haha yeah I know. ^-^ I downloaded it and all.
OnlyDragonDeath 1 year ago
awsome how you took parts from the game and put it in where they fit perfectly!:D like the clock
kim6860 1 year ago
2:11 (o.e) -backs away-
chiaP3 1 year ago
Don't do that clock! I don't like when you play stupid clock games!!!
RinoaHSquallL 1 year ago 45
lol 3:40, Throw me the keys! *Catches kingdom key* YES! Xd
wrenstevens1 1 year ago
Man if I woke up 5 hrs l8 Id b like OMG HOLY SHIT
RachaelKeelan 1 year ago
dude thats how i used to feel when im late to school but now im just likee hey what evers oill take my time now XD and instead of being late for the first 10 minute it end up being an hour XDDDDDdd
zeldagirl1996 1 year ago
LAMO!!!
Peachyfuline 1 year ago
thats funny he said the f word to his boss and he made fun of him saying flames came out the back
tempertenter 1 year ago
just wondering can you give me the ending song (the one you used) of that version? cuz i can't find it T_T did u make it? cuz if you did i want itz D:
xoluvan1meox 1 year ago
And he was so-- he made me so nervous...
MissKuchikiGirl 1 year ago
Chestal section XD
Werebereus 1 year ago
I acutally slept through school once. I was in so much trouble!
mothaOmess 1 year ago
that's how I feel every morning! seriously I'm ALWAYS late to school! I can count how many days I've been on time for this year XD
NaruSasuXItaSasuFan 1 year ago
don't do that clock !!!!
Vanillakirsch96 1 year ago
i cryed and laughed at the same time!! XD
videltenten 1 year ago
are moves are in ur fucher XDDDD
itachilovesdestiny 1 year ago
lol, dane cook is so much better in kh form
ojdgirl4 1 year ago 2
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586Nobody 1 year ago
fucking awesome! dane is the best!
katieburak93 1 year ago
O god I swear I think I was half concious at the end XDDDD That was just hysterical!! Thank you for uploading this, you did an awesome job!
Newmoon12345678910 1 year ago
im just kidding ha ha ha, i was just being a stupid clock playing my stupid clock games let me set it back hehehe. Dont do that clock, i dont like when you play stupid clock games.
KeybladersVengence 1 year ago 5
I don't care for English muffins. If I miss my BLUEBERRY muffin...D<
KriboNS 1 year ago
That song at the end is the best remix of that song I've ever heard.
dreadnaughtswake 1 year ago 2
"I cant do anything! I cant even have an English muffin!!"
EmptySound3424 1 year ago 5
Once I slept until 5:00 PM. O_o
KHfanfiction13 1 year ago
I love when Sora's all "Our movies predict your future!" Then moved the way he did. That was just perfect!
alyssaoz 1 year ago
yup i can imagine sora being late for work lol
spr99ite99 2 years ago 6
"i'll hunt in Horror and you dig in Romance"
XD
Neopets4Life494 2 years ago 4
LMAO the circus animals escaped and took hostages and i was one of the hostages gazzels were dancing on my chest?! lol rofl lmao
darkangel8191 2 years ago 5
OMG its back, I LOVE THIS! I missed it, its back I LOVE YOU!
Shufflepower1994 2 years ago
repeat 6:09, he was like huhuhuhuh?! (10million times)
kargoth123 2 years ago
lol 4:15
horserider117 2 years ago
HEH I had worse...I woke up at 3:45 in the afternoon so half my day was over and it was a Sunday
Soraxriku15 2 years ago
In the AFTERNOON baby. >:D
Metaru100 2 years ago
5 and a half hours late whoooooooooooos little bit late huh
BigMloveskairi 2 years ago
i thought his dream was to see a guy get hit by a car
kingdomheartsrocks09 2 years ago 5
he doesnt have just one dream
marquini67 2 years ago
This is how I feel when i wake up late for school :D
Praization 2 years ago 210
@Praization ikr im always late for my student council meetings
danecookfreak67 11 months ago 3
@Praization agreed
firedragonflyer 11 months ago
@Praization me too
killjoypoprocks 7 months ago
I LOVE DANE COOK!!!!!
NonaBear10 2 years ago
lmao the circus animals escaped and taked hostages i was one of the hostages the gazelles were dancing on my chest
GameManiacX 2 years ago
hey whats the song? It sounds so cool!
anineangellover01 2 years ago
@anineangellover01 It is Utada Hikaru's Passion (Aura Drive mix). Very rare.
GingaOkami 2 years ago
thank you yous rock XD
anineangellover01 2 years ago
I was just playing stupid clock games heeheehee Don't do that clock!
Soraxriku15 2 years ago
When Sora caught the KEYS XD.. Or Key should I say :3
soraroxas365 2 years ago
the gusells were dancing on my chest!
soraluver614 2 years ago 4
lol "clock i don't like it when u play stupid clock games!!" hilarouis
Goukenslay 3 years ago 7
"Just enough time to do NOTHING! You just lay there and say 'I can't do ANYTHING!'" Classic!
What's with that ending, tho? 2 minutes of completely unrelated content? o.O
kukochan 3 years ago 132
ah, but it has a cool song, so we don't care xD
sallyprue 2 years ago
@kukochan "I can't even have time for an english muffin!"
KairiSkellington12 1 year ago 5
"you get this feeling in your chestal section."
loll
FaIRYGaWDFaGGOT 3 years ago 6
i feel like this about school!!!XD
Sasukeloverliz 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
diane52520 3 years ago
welcome to kinkos ^.^
Demotipper 3 years ago
freaking awesome.
JaydenWinters 3 years ago
Lmao XD
sorsha240 3 years ago
poor bastard
RedDeath1 3 years ago
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OH MY GOD! this is so awsome! if you paste this message into 5 other comments and press ALT F12 the name of your future boyfriend or girlfriend will show up on your screen!!! its SOO COOL
annoyingx 3 years ago
Dane Cook 4eva
Yazo0sgurl24 3 years ago
dude great vid. very well done and excellent timing. btw, what version of the song is this? its the first time ive heard this version of it.
FF7gurl 3 years ago 2
I LOVE Dane Cook! :D
304DIRENGREY 3 years ago
"Fuck this, I'm gonna get a bad reference I might as well (points) beat the shit out of him." HAHAHA *falls on the ground laughing and scares the dog*
shentosho 3 years ago
if sora was a real boy i would do the same thing as namine
lock him in a jar and never let him out
haha
>=D
GoEmoRangers13 3 years ago 3
Wow. If I woke up five hours late, I wouldn't go to work at all. And the next day would be a Saturday so I'd have two and a half days to make up an excuse. Or I could just say that I was sick.
XSilverXRoseX14 3 years ago 5
the whole thing is right on timing!
i love this!
A12546 3 years ago
stupid clock games...tee-hee
SongwriterKelsey 3 years ago 2
"he took a dump on my chest" my gob i could breath when he said that
chibirobo99999 3 years ago 2
why does the mayority of the characters have blue eyes and anyone has brown eyes
augustobrawl47 3 years ago
quick question:is his name pronounced:dain or dan
MangikyoMaster 3 years ago
Dain
SasukeAndGaaraObsess 3 years ago
oh mg
karriekd 3 years ago
amazing!
Diruizmus 3 years ago
Dane Cook is still alive right? (Hopefully) some1 told me he died.
DisturblyDisturbed0 3 years ago
what is the song at the end? I like it.
DisturblyDisturbed0 3 years ago
the song¿ or the oke
partysoco 3 years ago
the joke, that guy telling the joke;
DisturblyDisturbed0 3 years ago
hey for the ending song, do you need an account to the website in order to get it?
bouquetofthorns 3 years ago
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lexnaum 3 years ago
lieeeee
partysoco 3 years ago
WOW love the ending song XD! great vid
LegendaryKyuubi1 3 years ago
"The circus animals got loose and took hostages." Loved that!
1:45. My God.
DarthKingdom 3 years ago
XD Was late for work (wouldn't make it there in time) I was staring at my clock remembering this video. Funny video and nice work matching the scenes with the voices. x3
Liyrah 3 years ago
Oh my god! The movements fit what Dane was saying PERFECTLY!!!
"Fire starts coming out of his back, "What did you say!?""
Priceless. xD
0Yaoi0Lover0 3 years ago 2
he dumped on my chest and punched me in the neck! yeah,your hired.i fell over onto the floor when he said that.
Zeldafanjess 3 years ago 2
LMAO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! :D
PrincessKairi124 3 years ago
XD This is awesome.
"I can't do anything! I can't even have an english muffin!"
umaru 3 years ago 3
wow, you were perfect with 3:36-3:40 with the key thing
eutica14 3 years ago 2
lol, funny vid
jackjack444 3 years ago
great just great and funny
digimonsandrmon 3 years ago
hey i'm wearing Christmas sweater in July! >
lololololololz XD
gaaraxaxel29 3 years ago
Whats an excuse for coming 5 and a half hours late for work>!>!!??!
lol..
gamer1541 3 years ago
weird thing is demyx would probly use tht excuse.....id try most of them and see what happens
giristhebest13 3 years ago 2
Lol yea...
"Man, throw me the keys man, throw me the keys...chhhh.....ya haha!" Lmao.
xD This video's so funny. [:
Light0fday 3 years ago
omg this video is so funny.
"i was like hey hey through the keys it'll be kool. chea . yes"
kaitlyn557 3 years ago
Roflmfao
7LemonFire11 3 years ago
lol dan cook is so funny and this video so goes with it lol
zt2fan2008 3 years ago
and then i just snap,: F%&* U!!!! and then oh god what have i done???? and then you're boss is like "WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT" all the videos are rattaling! fire comes out of his back "WHOOS, WHAT DID YOU SAY?"!
psychonautsmaster 3 years ago
i can't download that track at the end, help, please!
madyunie 3 years ago
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omg sucks
sorox120 3 years ago
Thanx fro the link to the awesome song at the end! =3
AnimalSam411 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!!! Cogsworth as the clock!! "i'm jsut kidding, i was jsut being a stupid clock! Playing stupid clock games let me set it back hehehehe"
omgg dane cook is hilarious
Queenbeeve 3 years ago 2
XDDDDD i love dan cook
mlake6 3 years ago
might as well crap on his chest!
TommyArtMan 3 years ago 3
mhm yea u got the job welcome to kinkos XDDDDD
chris31795 3 years ago