GETTING PROSTITUTES IN A CAR?!

[123HotGirly]

i want to be a vegetarian!!!!!!!1

[TheTumblechick123]

I had tried being a vegetarian before but I'm one again, Damon you inspired me(:<3

[KatieKillKarma]

Let's go get prostitutes together.

And make them eat red robins.

And listen to Mexican music.

[HomoSexualSpecials]

"You drop your pocket"lol ^^

[MinsumChoi]

Haha "What kind of muscle? Do you have muscles?"

[NikkiandFelicia]

"ohh tits...that means we cant get the prostitutes."

ohh god i laughed so hard at that!!! ahaha

[bribrikid8282]

OMG UR SO FUNNY AND CUTE HEHE 

[LaurenLuminous]

5:15 OMG THAT'S FROM THE MOVIE. WITH THAT DOG AND THE BASKETBALL. DJGD OMFG.

[sonic91207]

shirts PLZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! wait how old is this video???? ????? AHHHH SCREW IT

[Jennym4321]

love you guys stay majestic and im swimming right now ahahaha in stitches laughing over here my mam wud kill me if i did this shed say i was putting her off haha oh well still gunna try it next time we take a journey somewhere x

[KristinLikesBunnies]

2:45 - 2:52 xDDD

[Camp0169]

2:53 xD

[clarinet4lyffe]

Why dont we get to see your mom? :o

[001sylvester]

You are amazing <3 

[mizzwatevsmanda]

You are hilarious! and your mom seems cool! Mfizzie

[TerasXertas]

Lol I ACTUALLY thought that there was something written on the paper...

*facepalm*

[ItzNaideyBiatches]

2:04 - 2:25

[ItzNaideyBiatches]

0:23 - 0:38 FAVE PART!

[ambersuttle12]

lol



[187266]

awesome!!!!

[DelillahNorth]

OMG THATS MY HOUSE!!!!

lol JJK :P

[georgiapeach1324]

you dont need taylor when you have prostitutes!

[OHaiArchaia]

You have terrets or something?! lol

[TalentBunny]

There we go WHOOO!! LOL That made my day. XD -sings off key- DAMON! What are we listening to mom?! XD LOL Glock rofl XD Your mom is awesome. Look at this houuuseeee XDDD OMG LOL!

[justmedemi6]

Lool, I have a glock.

[BieberKandy]

@justmedemi6 what's a glock? lol

[salena999999]

"I will get my glock out" XD

[EyeIzDaCookieMonster]

DeeFizzy you are absolutely amazing!!

[RahImaMummieUnicorn]

xDD

Me and my mom act like that.

[maddybergen2814]

M dizzle raps. end of discussion.

[lovedlikewoe]

ur my fizzy deefizzy lol ur the bomb fizzy or are u a fizzybomb oh no . no ur the awesome damon/dee fizzy :)

[Aritheunicorn1]

Your mom reminds me of my friends mom xD

[Zouzou5OOO]

I wanna see your mom's face !!! :)

[mussoxlove95]

Lol Damon, you're mom is awesome!!! xD "what muscles???" hahaha

[kendallklan]

what musles? lool

[kellycupcakekiller]

This just...MADE my day XDD <333

[JoshsVlogThingyMaBob]

your mums epic

[ShandyLiciousz]

what kind of muscles, do you have muscles? whahahahahaha lol!!

[earthmagickal]

meow

[chuckielong1]

your mom is cool

[CharlieVlogify]

What are you talking about? Senisha 

[Emmily1221]

he is soo cute :)

[Vickyonthebeach]

you are like shane dawson

[RockingSince96]

your coming for me? okay C:

[The062052]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!!IM TOO LATE!

[faithashley55]

im a little late :( #whomp

[CallmeJessx3x]

can this kid just marry me ? he makes my day, omfg :**

[MisterGoat72]

@CallmeJessx3x He must mary me.

[TaylorPaige27]

My name is Taylor.. and every time you said Taylor, I'm like "Oh my gosh... Want<3"

[awesome67697]

i love you

[izzyloveful]

my face hurts from laughing so much XD

[wannatouchmyfro]

Palm Springs? o:

[TheTumblechick123]

So I say "tits" alot now because I watch your videos so much and my mom yells at me.

[FinalRiotAbbie]

Say goodbye to your friends..

[Themia872]

i dont think imma prostitute. O_O

[kittykatbar1234]

well we can skip red robin.....get out our glocks........grab our red solo cups and have a party! with prostitutes.......and play darts with a pic of taylor swift

[Camyking]

Haha this reminds me so much of me and my dad

[yourbabyisshelly]

Okay you probably get a million of these but we both have something in common it would mean the world to me if you followed me on twitter shellyhails

[Dovahkiinfinite]

I think my mom would beat the crap outta me if I did this.

xD

[Breazzana1000]

I MEAN 3:27

[Breazzana1000]

OMFFFGGGG WHEN I WENT TO FLORIDA I DROVE WERE U DROVE!!! I SAW THAT HOUSE TOO!!!! OMFFFGGGGGGG! At 3:32 !!!! OMGG I SCREAMED!^_^ OMFG!

[Meow712823]

179 people r prostitutes

[HAnnAH0396]

i dont even like...winter

[Rebecca2rose]

Hahaha so funny!

[JackJacklover33]

Best video yet! -3

[PandaMama321]

This is an example of every day of my life.

[xxxilyNSNxxx]

3:33 ayaaumdiiie!!!

[JackJacklover33]

179 people are prostitutes. :P

[madisparky]

you are FREAKING amazing a yeah!<3 OMG you shoulg have seen your face ....say it again(;

[hannah938]

iWanna Meet You Lol cC:

[biqesadilla]

he looks so much to Christofer Drew

[dcenate2011]

My parents won't tell me where babies come from either

[KittehKandi]

ur mom is AWESOME xD

[TheMadison011]

"I told you we were at the exit ". "TITS!!!!"

[rock1grand]

Im subscribing u for more crazy videos XD !!!

[Trixie2466]

I LOVE THIS

[drama4442]

Your mom's soo Chill!

[SuperZombiesAreGone]

oh how i hate mainsteam youtubers

[cpVoros93]

@SuperZombiesAreGone then check us out :D

[ngirl120222]

your soooooo cute! and funny

[JGreenlikesbutter]

Is it sad that meeting him is the 1st thing to do before I die....

[leslie50129]

bahaur mom are like me and my mom but we fight morexD

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[itsKillDre]

"say goodbye to your friends.." ..... "Bye Friends..." aww :3

[itsKillDre]

"who are you talking about?"... "shaniqua" :D haha.daaaamon. <3

[MissShay46]

:P

[Braedi14]

i think that was my kid i would have explained the process of pregnancy in explicit detail, just to see the expression :P 

[singer188]

"i think i pulled a muscle."

"what kind of muscle. DO you have muscles?" funniest line!

[MrsAnthonyP]

The most funniest guuy I know ... Wait a tick I don't know Him lol :)))

[linkbear4]

Wow. My family thinks i have teretz too.

[DIANAandCATHERINE]

OMG!!! YOUR AT WIREGRASS MALL ARNT YOU!!!

Theres a FREAKIN RED ROBIN THERE!!!

OMGGG WHY WASNT I THERE?!?!

[hamslapped02]

well that toally was amazing! lol

[RandomTasticShtuff]

I love youuu my friend is a prostitute in Tampa just saying u should pick em up ;D

[jesstosh12]

Oh, and your EYES are gorgeous<33 Marry me(:

[jesstosh12]

You guys sound exactly like my mom and I xD

[MrShanedawsonlover19]

I ACUTTLY HAVE A GLOCK HAH

[PaigeeStudd]

Hahha this is totally my favorite!! He is so funny(: I -3 Damon !!

[angelcheese777]

IM CUMING FOR U SHANIQA !! LOL ily ^.^

[BfabForLife]

WTF IS A GLOCK .

lolol

[10thstudio]

@BfabForLife a make of gun

[kadybug1011]

ohmygod marry me so i can become k fizzee?

[GiselleShakespeare]

Damon: I think I pulled a muscle!

Mom: What kind of muscle? Do you have muscles?

[MrChossie]

haha ur hilarious :) xx

[HannahxVlogs]

do you ummmm open your mailbox

[YoItsKami]

Would I ever consider being my best friend? :)

[TheBrisbabyy]

you have a nice cool mom



[MegaStasey]

Does anyone eals ever hope that the persone has a low quality camera so the video will load faster and u don't have to pause it every five seconds ??

[NatashaZagadka]

ur a vegetarian!?!?!??! what!!!

[reesyluvsu2]

First ever video I've watched by u and I'm subscribing because that was so freaking funny!! xD

[tobiuchiha310]

vegetarian woot! o-o

[devonrawrmonster]

im soo officially willing to change my name to shaniqua just to feel the love

[Gabrielsaurusrex12]

This video had me laughing so hard xD

[k3lsyjeann]

oh , i am gonna get my block out.

[missadoors]

@k3lsyjeann Glock.

[lovelovelove001000]

i love deefizzy (: like a fat kid loves cake (: tg<3

[NinjaMafiaMistress1]

I know a shaniqua XD

[ArtHeart1997]

MFizzle raps..(x

[lace7561]

Lovve ur vids soooo gr8 ur cuute -3 !!! Heeheeee i wtch u on my ipod like everyday the same vids over again when are you making new ones !!!!!!! Luv ya x

[McKenzieLynn1998]

-3*^

[McKenzieLynn1998]

-3

[Kaysonsmom08]

awh you crack me up! seriously, if you lived in michigan i'd have to make you fall in love with me. xo<3

[101Reaggyful]

omg this sounds like me and my mom!! hahahaha

[SebManifesto]

I love how you can just yell TITS in front of your mom xD

[Lrnkeen2005]

I love your vids, I love that your a very funny person and you make people smile. If you wana be friends with me go to my facebook and friend me. Your cute and sexy.

[Theboxofstuff64]

DAVID!

[xxScreamoxxLovexx]

teeshirt?? yummy

[xxScreamoxxLovexx]

teehee how did his mother put up with all his cuteness

[doodledibaise11]

HAHAHA ILYY<33

[jEasSiEbEaR11]

keep ur glock in ur pants please lol

[xxmirandaxx96]

Damon: *makes a weird sound*

Momma Fizzy: Damon!

Damon: *continues*

Momma Fizzy: What is that? It's like terrets or something, what's wrong with you?

Damon: I think i pulled a muscle.

Momma Fizzy: What kind of muscle? Do you have muscles?

LMAOO!! the look on Damon's face :D

[kcampbell210999]

damon:" oh my gosh i'm going too get my glock out , i am going too get my glock out "

mom: " hush ! "

damon: " i'm gettting my glock out "

mom: " hey hey hey your not helping "

[Alydiva143ily]

Omg i was just in florida! It would've been awesome 4 me 2 of met u when i went! I watch ur videos on my ipod all the time (:

[Sophie12094]

hahahaha . hey wanna go to red robins with me ? JUST KIDDDIN

[elijahlaxjur]

thumbs up if ur not a prostitute..shit.. fizzy leaves me no choice

[Chuckerlee420]

what a faggot

[MusikxxistxxLeben13]

i just started watching your videos and i didnt realize you didnt eatmeat! i dont eaither!

[TheYankeesrule32]

Lol! Your too adorable damon

Ahh damn we can't get the prostitutes

What are you talking about

Shaniqua

Had me dying lol

[Bluesneakers33]

haha oh i love everything about you(: <3

[98tutifruti]

"Hey guy move. MOOOOVE" haha! LOL

[LifewithHolley]

I WANT A SIGN ):

[LifewithHolley]

YOUR FREAKING AHMAZING

i LOVE YOU

[TheGinge1998]

"IMMA GET MY GLOCK OUT"

"hush"

[Brieluvya]

*me haha

[Brieluvya]

My mom would've pulled over and slap the shit outa be XD

[LeaveItToMiller]

"Now we cant get the prostitutes"

"What are you talking about?"

"Shaniqua" lmao

[HaLoFTW97]

u r so funnyyyyyyyy

[JRosita719]

Hahahahaha aaaaahhh man your so goofy lol :3 did she look to see if her pocket fell out?? Lol

[kbatteiger62286]

This is the first video I've seen of yours. You sir, now have a new subscriber. :D

[MF1399]

Lol at the end "and I'm swimming right now in a deep blue sea" lol (;

[dolphinlovers360]

OMG i totally want ur mom she is amazing lol hey check out my vid on my channel plz u inspired me nd i am not allowed to mail so pls pls pls call or txt me 727-641-9782 and is that big house in fort lauderdal FL cause ive seen it 3 times when i go there i live in florida 4 hours away from fort lauderdalr LOL

[tdwpfan62]

your mom is awesome

[Greutter1999]

<3

[kristineohkristine]

Thank you, Damon, for making me laugh tonight. You truly are an amazing and inspiring person 3

[ninjjaaunicorn]

This is the first video I've ever watched of you and OMG your hilarious!

[Quwichison]

In the mailbox? Hahahaha, I literally cracked up!! Lol haha

[rhinacornz1225]

Have you already given away the shirts?....I sure hope not

[tomatoeyum]

Wanna trade moms?

[LifewithHolley]

I want a t-shirt! I absolutly love you !!! Your amazing (: <3 If I get a t-shirt it would make me so happy (:

[Massiveskinsfan93]

LMAO "Sheniqua"

[heyyouthere1717]

Love it

[cutepurplething]

Luv u deefizzy and i liked the video hope i win that was hilarious

[mickymarleystv]

i want a t-shirt dfizzy BRO ...please hah :D and 1 for my friend hairy pickle for her birthday please she is my bestest friend and she has a phsyco gma no joke.. but if u could at least send 1 t-shirt it will be fine :) please thank you i love you bro bro

[thesexypeoples]

Mama Fizzy:I Cant See Coz Of This Truck In Front Of Me

Damon:(Shouts) Hey Guy Move!.....Move Oh My Gosh Im Gonna Get My Glock Out

[ShockedTwoTon]

He's starting to become one of my idols :D

[MyLoveIsDeeFizzy]

@PeirceLuva

u still suck meagan and I luv u Damon and Meagan thats friend wise and M-fizzle I'm pretty sure ur a girl and NOT a it

[PeirceLuva]

Lol luv ya deefizzy. Ur awsome.

[TeamJacobx12]

shanikwa is a lucky girl then lol

[125xemnas]

Hahaha never heard that one before

[postitnotes36]

What are you talking about? Shanikwa... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

[LittleMissVicki124]

This video was so funny XD

[3moxD0m0xPuppi3z]

This guy is just amazing @-@

[Sum41IsLife]

H.E.S..F.R.E.D0_0