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  • "Number one, I have to take a number two"

  • That must be the wost smelling bathroom in the galaxy.

  • So when the ship separates, which half gets the Poopdeck?

  • If you're not on the saucer when it separates, you're fucked.

  • This is canon. I take points off any episodes that blatantly ignores this important piece of information.

  • your poo is beamed diretly from your after and will be stored to re-materialisation

    (replication)

    so you will be eatin your own poo if you replicate food

  • ...

    There's a DeLoreon in that there shuttlebay o.o

  • @CanidaeOokami I can also see a mouse below the DeLoreeon, a Star Wars Landspeeder and a mosquito bomber!!! Hahaha

  • @LeiKaEr Ah, right, everything standard issue then :3

  • I figured they just shit in Wesley's room, the Borg ships, klingon home world and ships, romulan ships too, and Furiengi (spelled wrong) homes. All the places no one cares about.

  • I figured they just used the transporters to lock onto the shit and piss in their bodies and beamed it into a raw material recollector or something.

  • @WeaponMaster1346667 despite the ones on the bridge & engineering, that would still mean that every1 would have to run to their quarters to take a crap if they weren't on the bridge or engineering! why not put one on 10 forward?? that would be an obvious place to have one after eating or drinking alot!

  • Theres also one on the bridge according to micheal okuda its on the left handside of the conference room

  • Well, if I'm ever on the Enterprise I'll know where to go to take a shit.

  • Riker: And so help me, if I catch anyone pooping in a normal room I will throw them in the brig SO FAST...

  • @LORDMCHUGH Imagine in an emergency evac situation. It can carry up to 15,000 people for a short time. It would be like the super dome in New Orleans after Katrina...... :-X

  • Where is this from? I want to take a dump on the enterprise

  • Better go easy on the replicated prunes, then.

  • what idiot would put only on toilet on the enterprise realy who even built the enterprise anyway/

  • @joemanbodygaurd Probably a species that takes just 1 MASSIVE shit a year

  • I remember a jokey bit on voyager with Nelix saying something about having only one operational bathroom and the Bolians stinking it all up or something.

  • To go where no man has gone before.

  • Overused joke: I guess you'll have to boldly go where no one has gone before...

  • Fuck, imagine the lines!

    I would just "go where no one has gone before".

  • @Nemephosis you and @DoctorZero are hilarous you two made my day with space shitting puns!

  • haha, making people laugh makes me feel good. :) Merry Christmas :p

  • you too :)

  • This video made me want to go to the bathroom.

    Or maybe I needed to go to the bathroom, so I watched this video.

    Hmmmm...

  • The rest of the people have to "boldly go" in a jar.

  • Riker, such a hothead, LOL.

    Got to love him!

  • Only one toilet on a Galaxy Class Starship? Must suck to serve on those, and like another poster said, when they separate the ship, whoever isn't on the part with the toilet is screwed.

  • Obrien: "usually i just shit on the transporter pad and beam it into space"

  • NAT CANNON

  • Hell, even if the turbolifts go out...

    Can you imagine crawling through the jefferies tubes when you have the runs?

  • Tons of episodes show bathrooms in the quarters though.

  • Respect Riker, I think he knows his fucking ship.

  • in the last picture i see some weird images on that screen.

    on the top right i c a flexing arm, at the top there's a duck, to the top left there's a car, and not all the way at the edge of the top right i something that could be a kangeroo or maybe just a rat.

    y isn't there a bathroom sign on this thing?

    the toilet in startrek i always imagine to be a container that u place ur waste in where it is then disintergrate to its atoms the same way replicaters do it. These can then be reused ofc. xD

  • Yes me too (there's a duck right above riker's finger and a sports car to the left) - they always stick weird jokes like that on those panels which are too small to be picked up on the TV screen!

  • i got the technical manual book for the Enterprise-D (yes, I'm a geek lol), and one of those little jokes is in the sickbay. on one of the bed monitors, it says "health insurance pending." not sure if you knew that, but it's a funny little tidbit.

  • you probably do your business and then a replicator on the wall says "please state method of conversion" and riker goes "coffee, black, hot." and that's that XD

  • Isn't that right next to the computer core? THat would suck if there was an overflow

  • Dang I was just gonna say that

  • wait a minute don't they have bathrooms in their quarters?

  • The MSD (the thing riker is pointing at) has a lot of funny in-jokes including a VW in the shuttle bay, and the true power source of the Enterprise: a hamster wheel.

  • "if you look closely you will see that this rectangle is exactly like all the other rectangles on this blueprint so it could be anything!"

  • Actually, there is a small (one-humanoid-only) toilet adjacent to the bridge. It's near the entrance to the observation lounge. (I'm not making this up - it's included in the Enterprise-D blueprints. Send me a message and I'll send you a link.)

    In The Best of Both Worlds, a man and a woman can be seen coming out of that door at the same time. Were they joining the Million-Mile-High Club? We'll never know.

  • neeeeeeeerd

  • I *am* a nerd, but when I don't wear my glasses I can pass for a jock.

  • (That was a joke, by the way. I'm not one of those delusional nerds who go around flexing their non-existent muscles and saying, "Hey, baby - what'cha doin' tonight? Wanna do me, baby?")

    Am I the only person who really doesn't like Riker? He always comes across like a smug prick to me.

    In TBOBW, I was glad Shelby was around to remind Riker that he couldn't always lord over everyone. She was the only person who ever really stood up to him. She would have made an excellent addition to the cast.

  • Nah, I think each crewmember have their own bathroom... he's just making fun of the fact that we hardly ever see them bathe or anything.

  • ... In one of the rooms there's something that looks like a rubber duck...

  • in star trek:insurrection they show riker and deanna in the tub, but nope, they never show where the heck the crew takes their "captain's logs"

  • One bathroom on that big ass ship?

  • Over by rikers head at 0:11 i see a bomber plane

  • yeah, wtf? how does that even get there?

  • maybe it's the size of a swimming pool and they can all use it at once

  • In TNG, every time they showed someone's quarters you could see a little alcove with a mirror and some drawers; I always thought that those alcoves contained toilets and showers too, hidden behind a wall (not in the real life set, of course, but in the fictional setting).

  • need to jettison a dook? let me tell you where

  • I think shit and piss is beamed from your bladder and bowels into special containers that are fired at the enemy.

  • That's the kinglon way.

  • I always wondered what they put into photon torpedoes...

  • @darthspeaks

    So is that what gives those torpedos that "special" glow ?

  • @darthspeaks Adds a new meaning to the word "Klingon"...

  • @darthspeaks So that's how photon torpedoes work.

  • @SlicertekPictures0 Truth is - I was wondering, almost though out the episodes of Next Generation, was that I saw not ONE toilet! Then one night me and my brothers got together and had a session on what we found funny about each sci-fi show we saw (we had a sci-fi club when we were younger and would tell sci-fi stories we made up around a camp fire). I told them about the firing shit and piss into space after it being teleported and they nearly died laughing. LOL :)

  • Ah ha, the captains log.

  • The joke here is that normally that big engineering schematic has several joke lables (one of which was a picture of a toilet) pasted on it... I imagine Frakes is pointing to the spot where it's normally pasted on... These labels were virtually invisible in TV transmissions and on VHS but can be seen using a good TV and a decent DVD player...

  • no the joke is the place is the size of a fucking city and has one goddamn bathroom

  • Enterprise just lost a notch now its a notch 4

  • There was a door on Enterprise-D bridge set labeled HEAD which was rarely seen from the usual camera positions. It was behind a corner near the door to the conference room. It was never seen open, but sometimes background crewmen would walk from behind that corner as though they'd come from there.

  • What is this from? Was it in an episode or some special or something?

  • He points his figure over two places, which may not seem that bad.

    But if your rushed for the toilet and get his finger point wrong, you have an entire deck to go down in order to find the shitter

  • Why is he pointing to Riker's quarters? Methinks Riker has a scat/goldenshower fetish...

  • One toilet shared amongst the whole enterprise?!

  • What if your in the engine room and you have a bad dose of diarrhea

  • The Question is FINALLY answers!!!

  • Riker- I'm Number 1 Worf! That means I'm entitled first up line, secondly my names a wordplay on it!! So ha!!

    Worf- Prune juice! I believe a fight to the death is in order!

    Riker- Fire at Will! Ha another wordplay!

    ah those days when Riker & Worf duked it out on the holodeck is so clear now huh

  • at the end of the video...just to the right of the blob in the top left corner of the screen...i swear thats an outline of a car.

  • oh yea well top centre of the same picture looks like a duck

  • That's exactly what they are. The guy who designed those had a habit of putting jokes in them, because they never really got any close up screen time.

  • CORRECT!......inside production joke :)

  • Yes, yes it is. And as other people have mentioned, there are many other things hidden in the schematic of the Enterprise. The graphics people hid a lot of things throughout all of the Star Trek sets just to be funny. Besides, most of it is never visible during the show anyway.

  • Yeah, but I've seen 'em; when the Star Trek exhibit visited San Diego, they had a bunch of the Enterprise's master systems displays up; saw all the jokes!

  • *gasps* There is also a mouse or something underneath the car! how cool!

  • there is also a rubber duck! :D

  • if you look closely you can see a mouse in the upper left corner of that schematic at 0:11

  • and a duck, and a sports car and a plane, and what looks like a chefs hat next to the sports car...

  • you see it too!!!!!!

  • at least data don't have to shit

  • Id just find Data and poop in his mouth...Im sure he wouldnt mind if you asked him

  • I have heard they used dietary supplements that dissolve leftover food waste therefore making it unnecessary to use bathrooms. It might have been stated in the Trek encyclopedia, but I am not sure.

  • How sad for scat fans.

  • nice man, my dads has that book.

    Has lots of cool stuff

  • That's pretty cool, but I'm wondering about one thing.

    Where would the dissolved food go?

  • Where does it go on an airplane?

  • I think it's stored between the landings, I don't know. What does that have to do with this, though?

  • stored in a chemically treated enclosure until landing.

  • It is actually particularized then re-used in the replicator. This info was in the Starfleet Tech Manual. Gross I know.

  • Well if you think about it that way it's kind of gross, then again even in real life, all water you've ever drunk has already been drunk, peed out, and cleaned up again probably hundreds of times by hundreds of people... the vegetables you eat were grown from and absorbed their nutrients from poo... so everything's already "recycled" in real life and if you let yourself be grossed out by it you'd never eat or drink again!

  • I didn't mean gross in the sense that I was disgusted. I meant that society's folkways establish discussion of human waste as taboo or improper.

    Your point of view is astute, but I think of it in simpler terms: everything in the universe (so far) is made up of matter. On Star Trek, the replicator works the same as the transporter by converting energy to matter and in case of human waste, it converts the matter back into energy. That's said, I'll give it a try if they perfect the process.

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  • HAHAHAH WTF? One washroom? I like how he points to a blank pointless location but makes it seem like it's obvious...I think he was just making it up. "Oh yeah, you take a dump here uh....yeah right here in this square blob...oh wait that's my quarters."

  • One bathroom?! The wait in line must be worse than Disneyland on a busy day!

  • That means everyone on the Enterprise gets less than two minutes of bathroom time every day....

  • Damn, you mean if you are in the back you gotta either run or have Chief O'Brian teleport you there...damn that sucks.

  • why not have him transport it out of you

  • lol, that was my first thought as well!

  • Just go to the Holodeck and create one. But terminate the program not, when your still inside the holodeck :D

  • thats crazy, everbody has to wait in line to take a dumb, you think that would have a bathroom in each of there rooms

  • You obviously never waited in line to take a 'dumb'...

  • nope, and I don't plain to with a McDonalds or Grocery store on every corner

  • On Voyager during an episode, Neelix once mentioned "only 4 working latrines" during some ship failure.

  • "Only 4 working latrines" in addition to a few Bolians...

  • if you remember they had bathrooms in there quarters they showd the sinks but not the tolits

  • Where would the supplies of toilet paper be kept? How many rolls of toilet paper would they need?

  • Maybe they used the sea shells from Demolition Man

  • HaHa! I love the sea shells!

  • Is it just me or does one of those little symbols in the last frame look like a car?

  • A car, a cat and a whale.

    Someone has one wicked sense of humour.

  • lol you just need to transport your crap from the inside of the ass lol

  • one bathroom for 1000 people. Everybody only gets 1 minute in the bathroom to shower and do their business. God that's awful. :)

  • i wonder if you can crap in the holodeck

  • picard: i just took the biggest deuce. where do you think i took it? there's only one place, idiot

  • I sure wouldn't want to be the one cleaning the bathroom on a a Galaxy class starship counting 1012 people :D

  • Explain Rikers swagger on the bridge. Dying to have a dump.

  • I think it explains everybody on the ship walking the opposite direction when there are a couple of characters talking.

  • when they feel the urge, the all drop a cleveland steamer on troi

  • why can't they have a crap teleporter that sends the turd from your rectum straight into central sanitation?

  • Think about it! what if there is a malfunction and it accidently teleports your rectum out instead. Or the reverse and teleports even more turd inside 0_o

  • the result would be madness!

  • ROFLMAO! xD

  • OMFG thats hilarious!

  • you see, in the 24th century, along with crime, money, and poverty, shitting and pissing were also eliminated. thats why geordi doesn't know what zephram cochran means by 'take a leak'.

  • lol

  • I have this Special on VHS along with the Premier of "All Good Things.."

  • lol, there is only one?! xD

    a crew of more than a thousand people and one bathroom on the entire ship... xD xD xD

  • Captain Picard to Beverly Crusher and Troi: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT! GET OUT OF THERE, GIVE SOMEBODY ELSE A CHANCE!

    Crusher: Just a minuet.

    Riker: GET OUT OF THERE DAMMIT THERE'S A LINE OUTSIDE.

    Troi: Just one second.

    La Forge: I have to put the ship on auto just so I can take a shit.

    Troi and Crusher: Just a little longer.

    Worf: Oh no I have what you humans call "The Screaming Shits!

    Crew: Nooooooooo!

  • cool

  • theres shit all over the holodeck

  • yeah, but what a bathroom it is!

  • WHAT/WHERE is this from?

  • need to shit? holla at me baby

  • Dude it's a joke stop nerding out about the cannon of Star Trek and the ships toilet placement. The dudes an actor not a real Star Trek first officer he's making a joke, roll with it.

  • Couldn't they just use the transporters to beam the poop out of their heavily evolved bowels?

  • dammit, i typed the same thing and thought i made it up!!!! aaargh

  • I'm thinking riker is pointing to the off-limits toilet......that's picard's personal crapper...where he goes when he says "Number one, you have the bridge. I'm going to do a number two!"

  • lolz

  • LMFAO, That's why he calls him his number one.

  • and data is his number 2!

  • holy crap, im dying... haha

  • What? I'm pretty sure each crewmember has a toilet in thier quarters...and unlike the warships of today, according to the TNG tech manual, each crewmember had thier own quarters. This means that the NCC-1701-D has to have at least 1,000 toilets aboard, but it's higher because the ship can accomodate up to 6,000 or more. Hell, even my ship I served on (the nimitz) had at least 100 toilets aboard. So Riker, you're full of shit...lol

  • You're not much of a Trek geek, cause you're wrong.

    The Enterprise from TNG only had one bathroom. (Officially)

    Even when you see the crew quarters in episodes, you'll never see a toilet. Ever.

  • AisuSeijin:

    Ahmm... No... The Star Fleet Technical Guide has schematics for the Enterprise-D (and for other Federation ships) that include a number of scattered alcoves marked "W/C"...

  • "Official" "Guides" don't count. There's only one bathroom, and it was mentioned in the episode "Home Soil."

    Also, the one you're talking about isn't exclusive to TNG. There's a separate manual for TNG.

  • Well, maybe it's not so much one toilet as one 'bathroom'. Like public bathrooms, that have more than one stall. Or maybe that entire secion of the deck in the saucer section is devoted to the crappers.

  • Hehe, if you have a ship with over a thousand people and the bathroom's out of order, THEN WHAT?!! LOL

  • then you're the 24th cetury version of fucked

  • Hey, it ain't gonna be "My" 24th century version LOL.

  • Well, if we ration each person to only 1 minute of toilet time every 24 hours, we may be able to accomodate the 1,100+ people on board.

  • I laughed so hard at this.

  • *shitz into space*

  • aint that some shit lol

  • 1000 people and one toilet.

  • ahahaha riker ownz

  • and gorgonzola cheese!

  • Man, I never knew. I think I can rest easy now.

  • You have to load the crapper program into the holodeck.

  • Only one?God damn that sucks.

  • what if you are on a shuttle from the shuttle bay? where do you shit? haha you can't!

  • Of course not. If you could, they'd call them 'shittles' instead!

  • rofl^^