I figured they just shit in Wesley's room, the Borg ships, klingon home world and ships, romulan ships too, and Furiengi (spelled wrong) homes. All the places no one cares about.
@WeaponMaster1346667 despite the ones on the bridge & engineering, that would still mean that every1 would have to run to their quarters to take a crap if they weren't on the bridge or engineering! why not put one on 10 forward?? that would be an obvious place to have one after eating or drinking alot!
@LORDMCHUGH Imagine in an emergency evac situation. It can carry up to 15,000 people for a short time. It would be like the super dome in New Orleans after Katrina...... :-X
I remember a jokey bit on voyager with Nelix saying something about having only one operational bathroom and the Bolians stinking it all up or something.
Only one toilet on a Galaxy Class Starship? Must suck to serve on those, and like another poster said, when they separate the ship, whoever isn't on the part with the toilet is screwed.
in the last picture i see some weird images on that screen.
on the top right i c a flexing arm, at the top there's a duck, to the top left there's a car, and not all the way at the edge of the top right i something that could be a kangeroo or maybe just a rat.
y isn't there a bathroom sign on this thing?
the toilet in startrek i always imagine to be a container that u place ur waste in where it is then disintergrate to its atoms the same way replicaters do it. These can then be reused ofc. xD
Yes me too (there's a duck right above riker's finger and a sports car to the left) - they always stick weird jokes like that on those panels which are too small to be picked up on the TV screen!
i got the technical manual book for the Enterprise-D (yes, I'm a geek lol), and one of those little jokes is in the sickbay. on one of the bed monitors, it says "health insurance pending." not sure if you knew that, but it's a funny little tidbit.
you probably do your business and then a replicator on the wall says "please state method of conversion" and riker goes "coffee, black, hot." and that's that XD
The MSD (the thing riker is pointing at) has a lot of funny in-jokes including a VW in the shuttle bay, and the true power source of the Enterprise: a hamster wheel.
Actually, there is a small (one-humanoid-only) toilet adjacent to the bridge. It's near the entrance to the observation lounge. (I'm not making this up - it's included in the Enterprise-D blueprints. Send me a message and I'll send you a link.)
In The Best of Both Worlds, a man and a woman can be seen coming out of that door at the same time. Were they joining the Million-Mile-High Club? We'll never know.
(That was a joke, by the way. I'm not one of those delusional nerds who go around flexing their non-existent muscles and saying, "Hey, baby - what'cha doin' tonight? Wanna do me, baby?")
Am I the only person who really doesn't like Riker? He always comes across like a smug prick to me.
In TBOBW, I was glad Shelby was around to remind Riker that he couldn't always lord over everyone. She was the only person who ever really stood up to him. She would have made an excellent addition to the cast.
In TNG, every time they showed someone's quarters you could see a little alcove with a mirror and some drawers; I always thought that those alcoves contained toilets and showers too, hidden behind a wall (not in the real life set, of course, but in the fictional setting).
@SlicertekPictures0 Truth is - I was wondering, almost though out the episodes of Next Generation, was that I saw not ONE toilet! Then one night me and my brothers got together and had a session on what we found funny about each sci-fi show we saw (we had a sci-fi club when we were younger and would tell sci-fi stories we made up around a camp fire). I told them about the firing shit and piss into space after it being teleported and they nearly died laughing. LOL :)
The joke here is that normally that big engineering schematic has several joke lables (one of which was a picture of a toilet) pasted on it... I imagine Frakes is pointing to the spot where it's normally pasted on... These labels were virtually invisible in TV transmissions and on VHS but can be seen using a good TV and a decent DVD player...
There was a door on Enterprise-D bridge set labeled HEAD which was rarely seen from the usual camera positions. It was behind a corner near the door to the conference room. It was never seen open, but sometimes background crewmen would walk from behind that corner as though they'd come from there.
That's exactly what they are. The guy who designed those had a habit of putting jokes in them, because they never really got any close up screen time.
Yes, yes it is. And as other people have mentioned, there are many other things hidden in the schematic of the Enterprise. The graphics people hid a lot of things throughout all of the Star Trek sets just to be funny. Besides, most of it is never visible during the show anyway.
Yeah, but I've seen 'em; when the Star Trek exhibit visited San Diego, they had a bunch of the Enterprise's master systems displays up; saw all the jokes!
I have heard they used dietary supplements that dissolve leftover food waste therefore making it unnecessary to use bathrooms. It might have been stated in the Trek encyclopedia, but I am not sure.
Well if you think about it that way it's kind of gross, then again even in real life, all water you've ever drunk has already been drunk, peed out, and cleaned up again probably hundreds of times by hundreds of people... the vegetables you eat were grown from and absorbed their nutrients from poo... so everything's already "recycled" in real life and if you let yourself be grossed out by it you'd never eat or drink again!
I didn't mean gross in the sense that I was disgusted. I meant that society's folkways establish discussion of human waste as taboo or improper.
Your point of view is astute, but I think of it in simpler terms: everything in the universe (so far) is made up of matter. On Star Trek, the replicator works the same as the transporter by converting energy to matter and in case of human waste, it converts the matter back into energy. That's said, I'll give it a try if they perfect the process.
HAHAHAH WTF? One washroom? I like how he points to a blank pointless location but makes it seem like it's obvious...I think he was just making it up. "Oh yeah, you take a dump here uh....yeah right here in this square blob...oh wait that's my quarters."
Think about it! what if there is a malfunction and it accidently teleports your rectum out instead. Or the reverse and teleports even more turd inside 0_o
you see, in the 24th century, along with crime, money, and poverty, shitting and pissing were also eliminated. thats why geordi doesn't know what zephram cochran means by 'take a leak'.
Captain Picard to Beverly Crusher and Troi: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT! GET OUT OF THERE, GIVE SOMEBODY ELSE A CHANCE!
Crusher: Just a minuet.
Riker: GET OUT OF THERE DAMMIT THERE'S A LINE OUTSIDE.
Troi: Just one second.
La Forge: I have to put the ship on auto just so I can take a shit.
Troi and Crusher: Just a little longer.
Worf: Oh no I have what you humans call "The Screaming Shits!
Dude it's a joke stop nerding out about the cannon of Star Trek and the ships toilet placement. The dudes an actor not a real Star Trek first officer he's making a joke, roll with it.
I'm thinking riker is pointing to the off-limits toilet......that's picard's personal crapper...where he goes when he says "Number one, you have the bridge. I'm going to do a number two!"
What? I'm pretty sure each crewmember has a toilet in thier quarters...and unlike the warships of today, according to the TNG tech manual, each crewmember had thier own quarters. This means that the NCC-1701-D has to have at least 1,000 toilets aboard, but it's higher because the ship can accomodate up to 6,000 or more. Hell, even my ship I served on (the nimitz) had at least 100 toilets aboard. So Riker, you're full of shit...lol
Ahmm... No... The Star Fleet Technical Guide has schematics for the Enterprise-D (and for other Federation ships) that include a number of scattered alcoves marked "W/C"...
Well, maybe it's not so much one toilet as one 'bathroom'. Like public bathrooms, that have more than one stall. Or maybe that entire secion of the deck in the saucer section is devoted to the crappers.
"Number one, I have to take a number two"
jhiller21 3 months ago 3
That must be the wost smelling bathroom in the galaxy.
jhiller21 3 months ago
So when the ship separates, which half gets the Poopdeck?
VulpesFidelis 3 months ago 2
If you're not on the saucer when it separates, you're fucked.
pessimessed 7 months ago 7
This is canon. I take points off any episodes that blatantly ignores this important piece of information.
Tork110 7 months ago 2
your poo is beamed diretly from your after and will be stored to re-materialisation
(replication)
so you will be eatin your own poo if you replicate food
ruassmarkt 8 months ago
...
There's a DeLoreon in that there shuttlebay o.o
CanidaeOokami 9 months ago
@CanidaeOokami I can also see a mouse below the DeLoreeon, a Star Wars Landspeeder and a mosquito bomber!!! Hahaha
LeiKaEr 9 months ago
@LeiKaEr Ah, right, everything standard issue then :3
CanidaeOokami 9 months ago
I figured they just shit in Wesley's room, the Borg ships, klingon home world and ships, romulan ships too, and Furiengi (spelled wrong) homes. All the places no one cares about.
Salvatore403 10 months ago 4
I figured they just used the transporters to lock onto the shit and piss in their bodies and beamed it into a raw material recollector or something.
seanThree16 11 months ago
@WeaponMaster1346667 despite the ones on the bridge & engineering, that would still mean that every1 would have to run to their quarters to take a crap if they weren't on the bridge or engineering! why not put one on 10 forward?? that would be an obvious place to have one after eating or drinking alot!
gbowdeniv 1 year ago
Theres also one on the bridge according to micheal okuda its on the left handside of the conference room
PaPaJiMbO1983 1 year ago
Well, if I'm ever on the Enterprise I'll know where to go to take a shit.
DrBananaKing7000 1 year ago 3
Riker: And so help me, if I catch anyone pooping in a normal room I will throw them in the brig SO FAST...
ShadowDragon8685 1 year ago 2
@LORDMCHUGH Imagine in an emergency evac situation. It can carry up to 15,000 people for a short time. It would be like the super dome in New Orleans after Katrina...... :-X
GeneralKenobiSIYE 1 year ago
Where is this from? I want to take a dump on the enterprise
vulcan280 1 year ago
Better go easy on the replicated prunes, then.
MOLRobocop 1 year ago
what idiot would put only on toilet on the enterprise realy who even built the enterprise anyway/
joemanbodygaurd 1 year ago
@joemanbodygaurd Probably a species that takes just 1 MASSIVE shit a year
Blopdomia 1 year ago
I remember a jokey bit on voyager with Nelix saying something about having only one operational bathroom and the Bolians stinking it all up or something.
choc113 1 year ago
To go where no man has gone before.
Dstorm20xx 1 year ago
Overused joke: I guess you'll have to boldly go where no one has gone before...
lishakara 2 years ago 15
Fuck, imagine the lines!
I would just "go where no one has gone before".
Nemephosis 2 years ago 9
@Nemephosis you and @DoctorZero are hilarous you two made my day with space shitting puns!
IamCorgidan 2 years ago
haha, making people laugh makes me feel good. :) Merry Christmas :p
Nemephosis 2 years ago
you too :)
IamCorgidan 2 years ago
This video made me want to go to the bathroom.
Or maybe I needed to go to the bathroom, so I watched this video.
Hmmmm...
kvn8907 2 years ago
The rest of the people have to "boldly go" in a jar.
DoctorZero 2 years ago 6
Riker, such a hothead, LOL.
Got to love him!
SeanConnery9000 2 years ago
Only one toilet on a Galaxy Class Starship? Must suck to serve on those, and like another poster said, when they separate the ship, whoever isn't on the part with the toilet is screwed.
Ashkihyena 2 years ago 10
Obrien: "usually i just shit on the transporter pad and beam it into space"
Pwnagemerchant 2 years ago 139
NAT CANNON
HonestObserver 2 years ago
Hell, even if the turbolifts go out...
Can you imagine crawling through the jefferies tubes when you have the runs?
OuroborosChoked 2 years ago 2
Tons of episodes show bathrooms in the quarters though.
AcousticTyGuy 2 years ago
Respect Riker, I think he knows his fucking ship.
Osamabinjackson 2 years ago 5
in the last picture i see some weird images on that screen.
on the top right i c a flexing arm, at the top there's a duck, to the top left there's a car, and not all the way at the edge of the top right i something that could be a kangeroo or maybe just a rat.
y isn't there a bathroom sign on this thing?
the toilet in startrek i always imagine to be a container that u place ur waste in where it is then disintergrate to its atoms the same way replicaters do it. These can then be reused ofc. xD
Broockle 2 years ago 2
Yes me too (there's a duck right above riker's finger and a sports car to the left) - they always stick weird jokes like that on those panels which are too small to be picked up on the TV screen!
N0NEoftheAB0VE 2 years ago
i got the technical manual book for the Enterprise-D (yes, I'm a geek lol), and one of those little jokes is in the sickbay. on one of the bed monitors, it says "health insurance pending." not sure if you knew that, but it's a funny little tidbit.
redblood50 2 years ago 3
you probably do your business and then a replicator on the wall says "please state method of conversion" and riker goes "coffee, black, hot." and that's that XD
visionary1138 2 years ago 5
Isn't that right next to the computer core? THat would suck if there was an overflow
Razgriz2118 2 years ago 2
Dang I was just gonna say that
Razgriz2118 2 years ago
wait a minute don't they have bathrooms in their quarters?
Frire4 2 years ago
The MSD (the thing riker is pointing at) has a lot of funny in-jokes including a VW in the shuttle bay, and the true power source of the Enterprise: a hamster wheel.
MutinyEng 2 years ago
"if you look closely you will see that this rectangle is exactly like all the other rectangles on this blueprint so it could be anything!"
illustriouschin 2 years ago 4
Actually, there is a small (one-humanoid-only) toilet adjacent to the bridge. It's near the entrance to the observation lounge. (I'm not making this up - it's included in the Enterprise-D blueprints. Send me a message and I'll send you a link.)
In The Best of Both Worlds, a man and a woman can be seen coming out of that door at the same time. Were they joining the Million-Mile-High Club? We'll never know.
btm85bubs 2 years ago 6
neeeeeeeerd
drrrerr 2 years ago
I *am* a nerd, but when I don't wear my glasses I can pass for a jock.
btm85bubs 2 years ago
(That was a joke, by the way. I'm not one of those delusional nerds who go around flexing their non-existent muscles and saying, "Hey, baby - what'cha doin' tonight? Wanna do me, baby?")
Am I the only person who really doesn't like Riker? He always comes across like a smug prick to me.
In TBOBW, I was glad Shelby was around to remind Riker that he couldn't always lord over everyone. She was the only person who ever really stood up to him. She would have made an excellent addition to the cast.
btm85bubs 2 years ago
Nah, I think each crewmember have their own bathroom... he's just making fun of the fact that we hardly ever see them bathe or anything.
Zarilen 2 years ago
... In one of the rooms there's something that looks like a rubber duck...
Zarilen 2 years ago
in star trek:insurrection they show riker and deanna in the tub, but nope, they never show where the heck the crew takes their "captain's logs"
jar0fdirt63 2 years ago 5
One bathroom on that big ass ship?
loner1878 2 years ago
Over by rikers head at 0:11 i see a bomber plane
srvfan454 2 years ago
yeah, wtf? how does that even get there?
Funknote01 2 years ago
maybe it's the size of a swimming pool and they can all use it at once
place910 2 years ago 7
In TNG, every time they showed someone's quarters you could see a little alcove with a mirror and some drawers; I always thought that those alcoves contained toilets and showers too, hidden behind a wall (not in the real life set, of course, but in the fictional setting).
valhar2000 2 years ago
need to jettison a dook? let me tell you where
montgomery7 2 years ago 6
I think shit and piss is beamed from your bladder and bowels into special containers that are fired at the enemy.
darthspeaks 2 years ago 63
That's the kinglon way.
Funknote01 2 years ago
I always wondered what they put into photon torpedoes...
SuperSaiyanAl 1 year ago 2
@darthspeaks
So is that what gives those torpedos that "special" glow ?
altegarden 7 months ago
@darthspeaks Adds a new meaning to the word "Klingon"...
darthspeaks 7 months ago
@darthspeaks So that's how photon torpedoes work.
SlicertekPictures0 7 months ago
@SlicertekPictures0 Truth is - I was wondering, almost though out the episodes of Next Generation, was that I saw not ONE toilet! Then one night me and my brothers got together and had a session on what we found funny about each sci-fi show we saw (we had a sci-fi club when we were younger and would tell sci-fi stories we made up around a camp fire). I told them about the firing shit and piss into space after it being teleported and they nearly died laughing. LOL :)
darthspeaks 7 months ago
Ah ha, the captains log.
BoomstickReviews 2 years ago 13
The joke here is that normally that big engineering schematic has several joke lables (one of which was a picture of a toilet) pasted on it... I imagine Frakes is pointing to the spot where it's normally pasted on... These labels were virtually invisible in TV transmissions and on VHS but can be seen using a good TV and a decent DVD player...
SirBroadsword 2 years ago 4
no the joke is the place is the size of a fucking city and has one goddamn bathroom
ftwelve12 2 years ago 6
Enterprise just lost a notch now its a notch 4
Mack488 2 years ago
There was a door on Enterprise-D bridge set labeled HEAD which was rarely seen from the usual camera positions. It was behind a corner near the door to the conference room. It was never seen open, but sometimes background crewmen would walk from behind that corner as though they'd come from there.
MagicAlDF 3 years ago
What is this from? Was it in an episode or some special or something?
OneGyT 3 years ago
He points his figure over two places, which may not seem that bad.
But if your rushed for the toilet and get his finger point wrong, you have an entire deck to go down in order to find the shitter
Reagusmage 3 years ago 2
Why is he pointing to Riker's quarters? Methinks Riker has a scat/goldenshower fetish...
avalon42 3 years ago 2
One toilet shared amongst the whole enterprise?!
banana360 3 years ago
What if your in the engine room and you have a bad dose of diarrhea
bombamurphy1 3 years ago 2
The Question is FINALLY answers!!!
nightwing4077 3 years ago
Riker- I'm Number 1 Worf! That means I'm entitled first up line, secondly my names a wordplay on it!! So ha!!
Worf- Prune juice! I believe a fight to the death is in order!
Riker- Fire at Will! Ha another wordplay!
ah those days when Riker & Worf duked it out on the holodeck is so clear now huh
PaopuHead2PickleHead 3 years ago
at the end of the video...just to the right of the blob in the top left corner of the screen...i swear thats an outline of a car.
ltkirby1989 3 years ago
oh yea well top centre of the same picture looks like a duck
Millsy12008 3 years ago
That's exactly what they are. The guy who designed those had a habit of putting jokes in them, because they never really got any close up screen time.
adrius 3 years ago 2
CORRECT!......inside production joke :)
23v0lv32 3 years ago
Yes, yes it is. And as other people have mentioned, there are many other things hidden in the schematic of the Enterprise. The graphics people hid a lot of things throughout all of the Star Trek sets just to be funny. Besides, most of it is never visible during the show anyway.
ptowntrumpet04 3 years ago
Yeah, but I've seen 'em; when the Star Trek exhibit visited San Diego, they had a bunch of the Enterprise's master systems displays up; saw all the jokes!
R8erNation636 3 years ago
*gasps* There is also a mouse or something underneath the car! how cool!
Sciffy21 2 years ago 2
there is also a rubber duck! :D
draythenaras 3 years ago
if you look closely you can see a mouse in the upper left corner of that schematic at 0:11
LTDANMAN44 3 years ago
and a duck, and a sports car and a plane, and what looks like a chefs hat next to the sports car...
HunterDrone 3 years ago
you see it too!!!!!!
LTDANMAN44 3 years ago
at least data don't have to shit
LTDANMAN44 3 years ago
Id just find Data and poop in his mouth...Im sure he wouldnt mind if you asked him
WallowingGrizzly 3 years ago
I have heard they used dietary supplements that dissolve leftover food waste therefore making it unnecessary to use bathrooms. It might have been stated in the Trek encyclopedia, but I am not sure.
ljeby 3 years ago
How sad for scat fans.
mazefreak123 3 years ago
nice man, my dads has that book.
Has lots of cool stuff
WallowingGrizzly 3 years ago
That's pretty cool, but I'm wondering about one thing.
Where would the dissolved food go?
uthertheking 3 years ago
Where does it go on an airplane?
availableusername9 3 years ago
I think it's stored between the landings, I don't know. What does that have to do with this, though?
uthertheking 3 years ago 2
stored in a chemically treated enclosure until landing.
highwingprop 3 years ago
It is actually particularized then re-used in the replicator. This info was in the Starfleet Tech Manual. Gross I know.
avalon42 3 years ago
Well if you think about it that way it's kind of gross, then again even in real life, all water you've ever drunk has already been drunk, peed out, and cleaned up again probably hundreds of times by hundreds of people... the vegetables you eat were grown from and absorbed their nutrients from poo... so everything's already "recycled" in real life and if you let yourself be grossed out by it you'd never eat or drink again!
geekymarianne 3 years ago 3
I didn't mean gross in the sense that I was disgusted. I meant that society's folkways establish discussion of human waste as taboo or improper.
Your point of view is astute, but I think of it in simpler terms: everything in the universe (so far) is made up of matter. On Star Trek, the replicator works the same as the transporter by converting energy to matter and in case of human waste, it converts the matter back into energy. That's said, I'll give it a try if they perfect the process.
avalon42 3 years ago
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ljeby 3 years ago
HAHAHAH WTF? One washroom? I like how he points to a blank pointless location but makes it seem like it's obvious...I think he was just making it up. "Oh yeah, you take a dump here uh....yeah right here in this square blob...oh wait that's my quarters."
guardiane 3 years ago
One bathroom?! The wait in line must be worse than Disneyland on a busy day!
watchermark 3 years ago 4
That means everyone on the Enterprise gets less than two minutes of bathroom time every day....
MurasakiYugata 3 years ago
Damn, you mean if you are in the back you gotta either run or have Chief O'Brian teleport you there...damn that sucks.
thadea 3 years ago
why not have him transport it out of you
Trek001 3 years ago
lol, that was my first thought as well!
mungabba 3 years ago
Just go to the Holodeck and create one. But terminate the program not, when your still inside the holodeck :D
MobiusOne86 3 years ago
thats crazy, everbody has to wait in line to take a dumb, you think that would have a bathroom in each of there rooms
AirknightTony 3 years ago
You obviously never waited in line to take a 'dumb'...
revivedpsmith 3 years ago
nope, and I don't plain to with a McDonalds or Grocery store on every corner
AirknightTony 3 years ago
On Voyager during an episode, Neelix once mentioned "only 4 working latrines" during some ship failure.
TRWolf 3 years ago
"Only 4 working latrines" in addition to a few Bolians...
OrionSyndicate 3 years ago
if you remember they had bathrooms in there quarters they showd the sinks but not the tolits
Loner1104 3 years ago
Where would the supplies of toilet paper be kept? How many rolls of toilet paper would they need?
contessaoreilly 3 years ago 3
Maybe they used the sea shells from Demolition Man
jedispy 3 years ago
HaHa! I love the sea shells!
misitifilm 3 years ago
Is it just me or does one of those little symbols in the last frame look like a car?
TheTallGuy1985 3 years ago
A car, a cat and a whale.
Someone has one wicked sense of humour.
Foxstab 3 years ago
lol you just need to transport your crap from the inside of the ass lol
shivan30 3 years ago 5
one bathroom for 1000 people. Everybody only gets 1 minute in the bathroom to shower and do their business. God that's awful. :)
hoppers001 3 years ago
i wonder if you can crap in the holodeck
Chillidan24 3 years ago 6
picard: i just took the biggest deuce. where do you think i took it? there's only one place, idiot
3SirCrimson3 3 years ago
I sure wouldn't want to be the one cleaning the bathroom on a a Galaxy class starship counting 1012 people :D
holodock 3 years ago 3
Explain Rikers swagger on the bridge. Dying to have a dump.
ShoulderAB07 3 years ago
I think it explains everybody on the ship walking the opposite direction when there are a couple of characters talking.
FusionArmorX 3 years ago 6
when they feel the urge, the all drop a cleveland steamer on troi
zee339 3 years ago
why can't they have a crap teleporter that sends the turd from your rectum straight into central sanitation?
zee339 3 years ago
Think about it! what if there is a malfunction and it accidently teleports your rectum out instead. Or the reverse and teleports even more turd inside 0_o
AcomsRazor1776 3 years ago 9
the result would be madness!
zee339 3 years ago 3
ROFLMAO! xD
morphedjellyfish 3 years ago 3
OMFG thats hilarious!
kumadon12 3 years ago
you see, in the 24th century, along with crime, money, and poverty, shitting and pissing were also eliminated. thats why geordi doesn't know what zephram cochran means by 'take a leak'.
rgda3rd 3 years ago 5
lol
TheSolotion 3 years ago
I have this Special on VHS along with the Premier of "All Good Things.."
franticfury 3 years ago
lol, there is only one?! xD
a crew of more than a thousand people and one bathroom on the entire ship... xD xD xD
fresh1306 3 years ago
Captain Picard to Beverly Crusher and Troi: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT! GET OUT OF THERE, GIVE SOMEBODY ELSE A CHANCE!
Crusher: Just a minuet.
Riker: GET OUT OF THERE DAMMIT THERE'S A LINE OUTSIDE.
Troi: Just one second.
La Forge: I have to put the ship on auto just so I can take a shit.
Troi and Crusher: Just a little longer.
Worf: Oh no I have what you humans call "The Screaming Shits!
Crew: Nooooooooo!
sbcmarine81 3 years ago 5
cool
zee339 3 years ago
theres shit all over the holodeck
ElGeeko 3 years ago 7
yeah, but what a bathroom it is!
naard 3 years ago 2
WHAT/WHERE is this from?
4372408 3 years ago
need to shit? holla at me baby
thetriplerock 3 years ago
Dude it's a joke stop nerding out about the cannon of Star Trek and the ships toilet placement. The dudes an actor not a real Star Trek first officer he's making a joke, roll with it.
Griffith101 3 years ago 5
Couldn't they just use the transporters to beam the poop out of their heavily evolved bowels?
mtcav 3 years ago 9
dammit, i typed the same thing and thought i made it up!!!! aaargh
zee339 3 years ago
I'm thinking riker is pointing to the off-limits toilet......that's picard's personal crapper...where he goes when he says "Number one, you have the bridge. I'm going to do a number two!"
twoeightythreez 3 years ago 9
lolz
StuartTheGamerNerd 3 years ago
LMFAO, That's why he calls him his number one.
funk192 3 years ago 2
and data is his number 2!
Trek001 3 years ago 2
holy crap, im dying... haha
zee339 3 years ago
What? I'm pretty sure each crewmember has a toilet in thier quarters...and unlike the warships of today, according to the TNG tech manual, each crewmember had thier own quarters. This means that the NCC-1701-D has to have at least 1,000 toilets aboard, but it's higher because the ship can accomodate up to 6,000 or more. Hell, even my ship I served on (the nimitz) had at least 100 toilets aboard. So Riker, you're full of shit...lol
twoeightythreez 3 years ago 2
You're not much of a Trek geek, cause you're wrong.
The Enterprise from TNG only had one bathroom. (Officially)
Even when you see the crew quarters in episodes, you'll never see a toilet. Ever.
AisuSeijin 3 years ago
AisuSeijin:
Ahmm... No... The Star Fleet Technical Guide has schematics for the Enterprise-D (and for other Federation ships) that include a number of scattered alcoves marked "W/C"...
SirBroadsword 2 years ago
"Official" "Guides" don't count. There's only one bathroom, and it was mentioned in the episode "Home Soil."
Also, the one you're talking about isn't exclusive to TNG. There's a separate manual for TNG.
AisuSeijin 2 years ago
Well, maybe it's not so much one toilet as one 'bathroom'. Like public bathrooms, that have more than one stall. Or maybe that entire secion of the deck in the saucer section is devoted to the crappers.
WTR1982 3 years ago
Hehe, if you have a ship with over a thousand people and the bathroom's out of order, THEN WHAT?!! LOL
Coraxuss 3 years ago 4
then you're the 24th cetury version of fucked
blackops555 3 years ago 3
Hey, it ain't gonna be "My" 24th century version LOL.
Coraxuss 3 years ago
Well, if we ration each person to only 1 minute of toilet time every 24 hours, we may be able to accomodate the 1,100+ people on board.
RLore18 3 years ago 3
I laughed so hard at this.
AisuSeijin 3 years ago
*shitz into space*
Laembort 3 years ago 2
aint that some shit lol
alphathewolf 3 years ago
1000 people and one toilet.
Gringoman911 3 years ago 2
ahahaha riker ownz
analogy6 3 years ago 2
and gorgonzola cheese!
AirborneBryan 3 years ago
Man, I never knew. I think I can rest easy now.
Josephdorf03 4 years ago
You have to load the crapper program into the holodeck.
kebsis 4 years ago 4
Only one?God damn that sucks.
SidNightWalker 4 years ago
what if you are on a shuttle from the shuttle bay? where do you shit? haha you can't!
Oddabit 4 years ago 2
Of course not. If you could, they'd call them 'shittles' instead!
Bieeanda 4 years ago 3
rofl^^
sabserab 3 years ago