Would I Lie To You S05E04

[minttea1113]

i love this show for me i am not english love to listen different accents and understand the jokes i never watch this on the tv but i found it on you tube start watching from 1 series 1 episode now i am so into that i watch till 4 am every episodes from series 1 to series 5

[FlumblesMum]

I'm sorry but people offended by any of the jokes made during Nigel's lie about dating a guy he thought was woman need to lighten up.

[captchastudios]

'Do you need help with the Harry Hill impression'...superb!

- Greg Wallace is a total unwelcome addition to this episode, as always

[iBenjamin19]

Nina didn't get chose once, what the fuck?

[SixBubbles]

thank you so much for posting these episodes. im from teh us and adore british and uk tele and film and cant get my hands on much of it! thank you bunches! you rock!

[natzo89]

Charlie has had such an interesting romantic life. Between this and the "deaf for 6 years" real-lie.

[Terra1311]

Hate how people always think a feminine boy has a default masculine voice =/

people are very retarded about how vast the world is and there are literally gorgeous super models who do womens wear who are actually boys with lovely feminine voices aswell.

Also lol has no one heard of arachnaphobia? i woulda been the same with a spider but i would fight a bear lol.

[slack3rb1tch]

@Terra1311

I'd always assumed Nigel's date was a transsexual, who would have been justifiably offended by everything Lee had to say on the subject, not just the voice, not to mention being refered to as 'really a man'.

You could be right, the person may have been a very feminine boy, either way you have to credit Nigel himself, holding back and refusing to joke about the person.

PS. Spiders are evil, they must all be killed.

[trickykid73]

Havers : Its sweet , but its bollocks  !

[shabzteamackles]

charlie paints himself like a bad boyfriend, lying for 6 years about being partially deaf, not picking you from the station and buying you bins

[Sairahiniel15]

@310BPM You just...sorta walk around them and carry a broom. The broom is important. ;)

[310BPM]

paper isn't always flat.. origami.. papercraft.. etc. XD

[Matat]

@Devoti a gun.

[Devoti]

@Matat then he could just have shot the shit out of that spider.

[Matat]

@Devoti I'm gonna be honest: I didn't really think that one through...

[Caittheegreat]

i was just watching masterchef.. and now i see greg againnn

[Sairahiniel15]

If they were here in Australia, I wouldn't blame Charlie.

[310BPM]

@Sairahiniel15

my boyfriend's from Oz, and i don't think i ever want to go there.

he's always telling stories about the horrendously large, very poisonous spiders he has encountered. IN HIS HOUSE. x___x

idk how you guys do it, lmao.

[MegaKmlm]

At 23:23 what the hell does "Brenda where the pans go" mean?

[Nonalir]

@MegaKmlm I think it's because David said 'whom' when referring to the old units in his kitchen, instead of 'which'. That then became a joke about giving his units personalities.

[TheBrontolith]

What's with Charlie and his odd stories with past girlfriends.

[ClayTongues]

As much as I love this show, and Mr. Brooker, what the fuck is that thing on his head?! Is he trying to be hipster?! Jeeez

[AoifeL93]

I WANT DRAGONS IN THE NORTH!

[Natxnat1]

Lol "I thought he was so middle-classed that I pronounced it wrong and he fainted!" :D

[oOUnluckyPennyOo]

I really want to see David Mitchell as the penguin from Batman.

[LuigiFanatic]

I become paralysed by fear when faced with a spider, as well. Unless it's tiny.

[cruz1ale]

LOL at the people trying out ironed bread when it was a lie.

[BigBhuddaCheese]

i tried the toast iron thing, very soggy

[bluecalxmusic]

If Charlie Brooker gave me a bin I'd marry him.

Mind you if Charlie Brooker didn't give me a bin I'd marry him.

[minttea1113]

@bluecalxmusic i would marry david he has kind of geek charm about him

[PointsofData]

Next time I want toast, I'm using an iron.

[timburtonfanch]

worry about death is a GREAT answer

[timburtonfanch]

I come from Australia and i'm TERRIFIED of spiders, especially in the bathroom. And I agree with Jinda89, they are SCARY here!

[rococonroll]

as an arse-biting spider, i find this offensive.

[SuperGoldenPony]

@rococonroll hahahaha

[TheOrangeGrooveJanet]

If a boy gave me a bin, I'd want to marry him.

[timburtonfanch]

@TheOrangeGrooveJanet Because its the most romantic thing a boy could do...i agree

[ellie9311]

what does Gregg say at 26:45

[TheBlackHoleBowl]

@ellie9311

I think he says: "Do you need help with big words", but I can't be sure.

[MrMcKane]

@TheBlackHoleBowl Yep, that's what he said.

[goddess026]

@ellie9311 'Do you need help with big words?'

[TheJuliusJT]

Lee got such a great and quick comic mind

[MegaKmlm]

The person who dislikes this is an actual knob.

[Terra1311]

@MegaKmlm like a door or?

[Terra1311]

@MegaKmlm Tbh i was agreeing with u and actually thumbsed u up but now after 12:24 mins into this episode almost every topic has been extremely ignorant and is pissing me off so honestly im getting the urge to.

[Claivern36]

I've had the same spider thing happen!!! It took ten minutes to "get rid of" it before I could get out! XP

[DCLynneHaddock]

I love watching Charlie and David argue. :-P

[sebra1818]

I like the buttery biscuit base

[Jinda89]

i agree with Charlie about the spiders, but I'm from Australia; they are neither tiny nor harmless here

[Jinda89]

@Jinda89 damn, David beat me to it

[GrungeLord33]

@Jinda89 according to QI no1 in Australia has died from a spider bite since 1981 (I'm from Aus too ^_^)

[mietsju]

I would love to have David design me a Dragon-Lagoon kitchen!