If I could, I would go back in time and punch your mother in her ovaries repeatedly until I was certain she could never produce a child with such an annoying voice.
people are taking this way too seriously in the comment section, but it's pretty entertaining to read people complaining about the video and arguing with each other
Who the fuck are the people going around trying to find all this crap? I just play through the campaign, play a few multiplayer matches and then throw it on the rack and never touch it again for months.
@singhisking853 this isn't Call of Duty man. Shooting things in this game is a form of expression passed down from Halo to Halo, starting from the original machinimas to the original multiplayer experiences, Shooting symbolises acknowledgement as well as a form of aquiring attention.
I'm not so much annoyed by the voice as I am the video. Stop repeating scenes. I feel like I'm doing the time warp again. And again and again and again.
how old is the kid talking.... like 10 or 12 or 11. and who ever found this has way to much free time. put that time into something constructive like.... bird watching... or art....or maby even something like cooking. anything but this.
@KoloaStudios Thats because it is a human. It's a primitive caveman! Idk where people get the idea that monkeys have a human's nose. Clearly its a caveman.
When I first found the monkey family I think I might have been looking for skulls. I never heard of the monkey family then and it really freaked me out when I found them. Just creepy. Nice vids by the way, I subbed.
when you are walking towards the monkey, there will be a ton of bushes in one spot. Walk throught all of them, and you will be on a tropical island. there is also a cave with faces and there is mountains. you WILL lagg out. (this is real i did it today my gamertag on live is vdivito1
90% of the teen population would cry if Hannah Montana was on top the Empire State Building copy and paste this if you are part of the 10 who would say JUMP BITCH
its not Marty o'Donnell its Marcus Lehto's face, the Art director of Bungie and maker of Master Chief, Captain Keyes and the Skorpion tank, along with nearly every other bit of random items on maps
90% of the teen population would cry if Hannah Montana was on top the Empire State Building copy and paste this if you are part of the 10 who would say JUMP BITCH
90% of the teen population would cry if Hannah Montana was on top the Empire State Building copy and paste this if you are part of the 10 who would say JUMP BITCH
90% of the teen population would cry if Hannah Montana was on top the Empire State Building copy and paste this if you are part of the 10 who would say JUMP BITCH
90% of the teen population would cry if Hannah Montana was on top the Empire State Building copy and paste this if you are part of the 10 who would say JUMP BITCH
90% of the teen population would cry if Hannah Montana was on top the Empire State Building copy and paste this if you are part of the 10 who would say JUMP BITCH
WARNING DO NOT READ THIS! In 1875 died a little girl named Hioshia in Japan. Her father drowned her in a well and disappeared since then but was killed 12 hours later by the girl's ghost. Now you have read this and if you do not spread it to at least 3 video in 3 hours, the girl's ghost and kill you at midnigh some dude told me to post it
90% of the teen population would cry if Hannah Montana was on top the Empire State Building copy and paste this if you are part of the 10 who would say JUMP BITCH
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved lol
easter egg...theres even a weird one at the end of the game, watc habry and the chief episode 6(i think) "brawl" its there.i found it with my friend.its weird a guy with only beach shorts on a stick going up n down(l0l it sounds weird but its not what your thinking)
If you have someone jump on your head, while in a corner, and you both walk towards the corner, you'll both just randomly start to walk up the corner.
mute button <3
a1b2m13 3 weeks ago
its actually the face of the lead developer.
except its not, which is weird because you believed me for a moment.
SaxonWR 1 month ago
This kid is annoying
heyzeus023 2 months ago
Imagine how long someone had to play this game to find this.....
PvtGermanWagz 2 months ago
You teabagged it, why would you teabag it?
chimeramoon5 3 months ago
...What?
adamgnome2 4 months ago
If I could, I would go back in time and punch your mother in her ovaries repeatedly until I was certain she could never produce a child with such an annoying voice.
N3rdyDav3 5 months ago
@N3rdyDav3
when you where his age you sounded the same, so stfu please :3
bannana886 4 months ago
Why didn't you drop your sniper rifle somewhere safe before killing yourself? <<
GamesR4FITE 5 months ago
How do you even begin to find something like this?
TheSiunv 5 months ago
@TheSiunv Somebody wasprobably free-roaming in theatre mode, saw it and figured out a way to reach it...
Or they probably saw an extra monkey in the hex code
ObamaLovesMexicans 5 months ago
Richard D. James?
opalshuman 5 months ago
Most. Frustrating. Video. Ever.
NBMFTW101 5 months ago
Good job robot
MrGerbilGoof 5 months ago
@firewolfstone great comeback........not. Well you're obviously 12. And have a high pitched voice.
Choopachoopapa 6 months ago
I think these monkey things are kinda creepy.. :\
ilovethecure17 6 months ago
This was useful for me plus I found five Easter eggs the castles the cave a time warp and the monkey
solomon2711 6 months ago
thumbs up if you muted the video.
Reiizm 6 months ago 9
damn you have brain damage
welcomehome901 6 months ago
people are taking this way too seriously in the comment section, but it's pretty entertaining to read people complaining about the video and arguing with each other
ashestoyoursoul 6 months ago
I got here from Cracked.com
Mossman51 6 months ago 2
Ha Ha you died. Noob.
wulf02 6 months ago
Dude, you sound just like a robot or something.
donbasuradenuevo 6 months ago
Who the fuck are the people going around trying to find all this crap? I just play through the campaign, play a few multiplayer matches and then throw it on the rack and never touch it again for months.
StackCityEntOfficial 6 months ago
@StackCityEntOfficial then you sir, are not a gamer. so fuck off and dont give your opinion on vids of games.
freestylekilla880 6 months ago
@freestylekilla880 Damn, dude. Calm down. Read a joke book and have a laugh or something. Put a fucking smile on it lol
StackCityEntOfficial 6 months ago 2
cracked...
noobasdfjkl 6 months ago
How the fuck do people find these?
nevadie133 6 months ago 3
CRACKED
DeadshotDivinity 6 months ago 2
what is with Halo gamers and their obsession with shooting at things they don't understand? Nobody gives a fuck if you can shoot a monkey or not.
singhisking853 6 months ago
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@singhisking853 But what I do care about is knowing that those things bleed.
moatartareque 6 months ago
@singhisking853 this isn't Call of Duty man. Shooting things in this game is a form of expression passed down from Halo to Halo, starting from the original machinimas to the original multiplayer experiences, Shooting symbolises acknowledgement as well as a form of aquiring attention.
themw2montager 6 months ago
@CallMeMccracken lol :)
Choopachoopapa 6 months ago
This might sound weird, but even though you sound super-young, your writing skills are excellent. For some reason that makes me really happy to see.
SillyLitleGirl 6 months ago 2
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GreenFi5h 6 months ago
@SillyLitleGirl
he sounds about 12 and his writing is substandard
MrJennion 6 months ago
I'm not so much annoyed by the voice as I am the video. Stop repeating scenes. I feel like I'm doing the time warp again. And again and again and again.
DerpHerper 6 months ago
poor thing is terrified
imfromtambunan 6 months ago
Congrats, kid. Your video got on Cracked.com!
creepy-video-game-easter-eggs-youll-wish-were-never-found
LittleRoundMirror 6 months ago 205
@LittleRoundMirror Quite an honour, really. XD
MisterlCreep 6 months ago
@LittleRoundMirror Seven of them!!
Daviticus042 5 months ago
@LittleRoundMirror LOL its funny cause its true
antipk12 3 months ago
cracked
thewazzzup0 6 months ago 2
Your voice is quite annoying.
Choopachoopapa 6 months ago 137
@Choopachoopapa It's Halo 3, he must be 12.
CallMeMccracken 6 months ago
@Choopachoopapa yours probably is as well
firewolfstone 6 months ago
@Choopachoopapa For me any voice is better than none at all
ObamaLovesMexicans 5 months ago
First I thought it was Obama, then I realized its the guy who made the video. WHY SO UGLY?
castlekill 6 months ago
@castlekill Really edgy humor.
hihihippl 6 months ago
it dosn't look like a monkey it looks like a human.
todidile09 8 months ago
or you could just zoom in your visor towards it :L
aSlightlyMoistTowel 8 months ago
can u sound more retarded u little turd?
demonwithasoul 8 months ago
lol 1:10 looked like u were humping the wall
divineoblivionguy 9 months ago
No reaction on the monkeys?
BautistaFreeze207 10 months ago
when u did the close up thing it didnt look like a monkey it look like a guy lol
jewelz21941 11 months ago
studder much
DiabolicDeception300 11 months ago
poor monky, he dosent deserv to be blown up X(
Wyvernfang117 11 months ago
his wife and kids left him, his kids also took his teddy bear!
Jeff12798 1 year ago
who wants a sucky sucky?
800zooloo 1 year ago
he teabag'd the monkey
MyAccount217 1 year ago
why is the voice repeating it self? its so annoying!
mejimmeh45 1 year ago
The monkey looks like a man. O_O
MusicianHeaven 1 year ago
did bungie expect us to find that?
HowToHaloShow 1 year ago
Bungie can't design a monkey for shit... Nah, I'm kidding it's obliviously a caveman!
MrItalianmustard 1 year ago
@MrItalianmustard its a monkey body with a bungie members face on it
SHELBYGT00 1 year ago
thats a caveman..
sl1msh4dy21 1 year ago
why does everyone shoot the monkeys?!
darklink1998 1 year ago
@darklink1998 Because they cant die
pepsi596 1 year ago
@darklink1998 to show that they bleed i guess...
MyAccount217 1 year ago
Me and my friend went to this cool place in there you guys dont know i call it alice in wonderland XD
XboxBigHits 1 year ago
@XboxBigHits ? Wtf
pepsi596 1 year ago
Did that man T-bag a monkey?
OMarkTheSharkO 1 year ago
So cool! Me and my cuz both tried this out, and it's cool.
IcrushonNLA 1 year ago
Why cant it die ITS THE TERMINATOR MONKEY1,000
1733ian 1 year ago
how old is the kid talking.... like 10 or 12 or 11. and who ever found this has way to much free time. put that time into something constructive like.... bird watching... or art....or maby even something like cooking. anything but this.
callumcree3 1 year ago
Cool egg, really, really dry delivery.
TheHideousRevelation 1 year ago
cool im going to put this as my fav vid on my profile thx :)
thecoleman98 1 year ago
The lone monkey can be seen in ODST jsut hold the one of the sticks to the left when johnasn is tlaking to the engernier in the last cutscene
amartinez97 1 year ago
cool thanks that helped a lot
sephorth 1 year ago
when you zoom in oon the monkey it looks like a furry human
KoloaStudios 1 year ago
@KoloaStudios Thats because it is a human. It's a primitive caveman! Idk where people get the idea that monkeys have a human's nose. Clearly its a caveman.
HipHopJun 1 year ago
oh cool man i cant do it be cuse i doint have a neter playr with me ok cool monkey i named the monkey flerk
thecoleman98 1 year ago
ure not suposed to do that your supost to see it with a sniper but i do this way still i think sniper cause why would they let you get out of the map
HaloReachFanatic1 2 years ago
damb dirty apes
ednert121 2 years ago
penis
775dezzick 2 years ago
@775dezzick wtf
blessthefallmichael 1 year ago
I saw that thing with a sniper rifle, I was like "WTF? XD"
Grykus7 2 years ago
monkey man is also in halo odst
IzTJDawg 2 years ago
what!? where? thats just wierd
smokemonkey97 2 years ago
why monkey? lol
hackscheat 2 years ago
bungie is wierd like that
FunkyPajamaMan 2 years ago
men can u help me to find the monkey?
plzz and tnks my gamertag is R1V4D3N3YR4
r1v4d3n3yr4 2 years ago
When I first found the monkey family I think I might have been looking for skulls. I never heard of the monkey family then and it really freaked me out when I found them. Just creepy. Nice vids by the way, I subbed.
BRADYSMITH8395 2 years ago
you know there is a cave of 1000 faces
1000meganerd 2 years ago
those mokeys have human sort of faces dont they.. its weird
jonesmaster3000 2 years ago
how weird
DrZen007 2 years ago
omg
thecrackerboy 2 years ago
cool but i thick ill just zoom in
if u want to join a clan plz message me "Medic AJ"
sicorack 2 years ago
i went farthr and got to the end of the map you start seein the other players perspective in the mountain and stuff
medlhed356 2 years ago
lol hes lost
THEARB1TER10 2 years ago
Your not supposed to be able to get to the monkey, your only supposed to see it through the scope of a sniper.
xXmitsubishimanXx 2 years ago 2
well he did
Esully7 2 years ago
you dont have to jump for your temamate to spawn on top of you.just go to the edge to the left.
Sasukethehedgehog 2 years ago
when you are walking towards the monkey, there will be a ton of bushes in one spot. Walk throught all of them, and you will be on a tropical island. there is also a cave with faces and there is mountains. you WILL lagg out. (this is real i did it today my gamertag on live is vdivito1
pugzkiller4321 2 years ago
I think u were supposed to zoom in on that with a sniper and not even got to it lol ^_^
nathstoke 2 years ago
When I saw the family of monkeys I was playing co-op with a friend. It was so freakey.
fourthspartan56 2 years ago
caveman lol
ShadowSamus3908 2 years ago
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WASTE OF TIME
updisho 2 years ago
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FAKE IT DOES NOT WORK
ShaelynWells 2 years ago
how do you get up there? i used the grav hammer to get my guy on the first ledge but then i hit the top boundary and can't jump any further up.
TheTranquilPsycho 2 years ago
i already found it my friend to me it
thegangstagamer 2 years ago
Rofl, either the monkey is horribly deformed or is a monkey/human stuffed animal.
samuriguy909 2 years ago
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cooljoe494 2 years ago 24
the monkey looked gay
HALOULTIMA 2 years ago
wtf
linkolas8192 2 years ago
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killerhalo55 2 years ago
Guys thats marty o' Donnell. i can't believe you didn't see that. so is the family of monkeys
colleeto5 2 years ago
sorry I do not pay that much attention to what the Bungie workers look like.
BonecrusherOfBorg 2 years ago 24
I knew they looked like someone! I mean they looked so freakishly unlike monkeys apart from the body. I was wondering who it was.
marcmurray1 2 years ago
I just checked, And that looks nothing like Mart o'Donnel.
marcmurray1 2 years ago
its not Marty o'Donnell its Marcus Lehto's face, the Art director of Bungie and maker of Master Chief, Captain Keyes and the Skorpion tank, along with nearly every other bit of random items on maps
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marvelfan54 2 years ago
you dont have to jump when ur tyring to get ur partner up the invisible barrier
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Mark1eg 2 years ago
fuck you
X00C 2 years ago
fuck u those r fake i reas about 300 of those and im fucking alive
xXPIVOTGODLYXx 2 years ago
are you retarded or just missing keys on your keyboard???
thenightmar 2 years ago 4
where do u get sniper on sierra 117
supersonicboom23 2 years ago
-.-
elguitaro7 2 years ago
good video
willslayer43 2 years ago
im gay
cpxspriteking 2 years ago
90% of the teen population would cry if Hannah Montana was on top the Empire State Building copy and paste this if you are part of the 10 who would say JUMP BITCH
zylon7120 2 years ago
lol....people actually care about her???(except family)
twelvetailedwolf 2 years ago
all teenaged girls within a two mile radius would scream if I went up and killed the guy from twilight lol
AceSPG 2 years ago 2
lol thats totally true
BR0KEFANG 2 years ago
i would have benn the one to push hannah
pl8armor5 2 years ago 2
You mean 200 mile radius lol....
monkey6321 2 years ago
I've seen it before. i did it without this tutorial like a year ago.
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved lol
squattingdragon 2 years ago
wats the deal with the monkeys anyway?
jayjaypimping 2 years ago
easter egg...theres even a weird one at the end of the game, watc habry and the chief episode 6(i think) "brawl" its there.i found it with my friend.its weird a guy with only beach shorts on a stick going up n down(l0l it sounds weird but its not what your thinking)
Sasukethehedgehog 2 years ago
yeah me and my friends saw him when we where doing co op
pugzkiller4321 2 years ago
yeh
Sasukethehedgehog 2 years ago
and then if u go to the left and thru all those bushes, you get to a new area where there is supposedly a skull where u get recon
JukeBoxHero4Ever 2 years ago
that's bullshit
frankthetank9000 2 years ago
no shit sherlock.bet you found that out with the help of captain obvious.
Sasukethehedgehog 2 years ago
wat if u dont have xbox live
Jokerlover10 2 years ago
ur poor thats wat.
Sasukethehedgehog 2 years ago
guys tis is not a monkey! it looks like it's a human almost like science before humans evolved, sorta like a caveman, but not quite.
ZeldaFan1080 2 years ago
the missing link between humans and monkeys
pl8armor5 2 years ago
tht monkey lookks scary!!!
moneyman984 2 years ago
thanx dude:)
rcdriver27 2 years ago
how did you jump so high??
rune6cape 2 years ago
If you have someone jump on your head, while in a corner, and you both walk towards the corner, you'll both just randomly start to walk up the corner.
DieAndBehold 2 years ago
ty man!
rune6cape 2 years ago
No problem! ^^
DieAndBehold 2 years ago
i got 1 geustion (i know it's bad becuase i'm dutch but when i logg in into my xbox live account and go to my frends and there a no frends
and when i going to start party your where blocked ??
WTF!:::
rune6cape 2 years ago
Waarschijnlijk ouderlijk toezicht / blok.
Probably parental controls/block.
DieAndBehold 2 years ago
Ya I was the first person to find that and then I told some people and they told some people and those people told some people...
koolaid7410852963 3 years ago
no man i found this monkey like a week after release
guitarpickinman07 3 years ago
You both are full of shit.
Larsamin 3 years ago 7
i found this monkey 10 minutes before the release
sooperlightupthing 2 years ago
no way i found this monkey before the producers made halo 1
indianaian67 2 years ago
whoa thats hardcore XD
sooperlightupthing 2 years ago
thats how i roll
indianaian67 2 years ago
whoa remind me not to fug with you lol
sooperlightupthing 2 years ago
hahaha
Larsamin 2 years ago
Ive walked past that loads and i have never seen it before!!!
mcrfobrocks123 3 years ago
KOOL!!!!
uploader011 3 years ago
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shit! i was one of the first people to find this and you have to go ruining it by making a tutorial i am pissed!
teejaye110 3 years ago
how do people find this out?!?
elKuarlos 3 years ago 3
hax
9Bbrawlers 3 years ago
I found another one with a bunch of babies by myself, they were holding stuffed animals.
clorigu2 3 years ago
that is very stange. something have not be revealed...
weirdguy888 3 years ago
Has anybody actually found the writing on the first level tht says, Sarah and Grady <3 dad, or sumin. Feel free to look =D
Elvenhonour 3 years ago
ya i found it once
yrs3lf 3 years ago
ahh shit me and my friend found that and thought we were the only ones who knew about it :( oh well good job anyways
oskarsnaer 3 years ago
He has an accent!
tmg331 3 years ago
what type?
Larsamin