Mr. Jones: "Big Worm, Big Ho, Big... I don't give a damn! You get your ass on outta this house, boy! You always got some shit going! And you? You keep your ass here. Big Snake, Big Worm... What kinda name is that!? I bet y'all dranking that wine, too, aint'cha? Just smoking them tweeds and everythang! Wearing those clothes all half off your ass! What the hell is going on today!? Huh!?"
@chrisshowers1 I wish every gang banger or any gun slinging coward, saw that part. I'm sure many did but not enough. It's too bad we don't fight wars with our fists.
Got bit in the ass today son. By a stankin ass flithy dog! You should have seen it. Biggest dog I've ever seen in my life. I said " Doggie! Please don't bite me dog!" And I turned around to jump over the fence and the dog GRABBED MY ASSSSS!
every time i come in the kitchen u in the kitchen......in the god damn refrigerator eaten up all the food all the chicken all the pig feet all the collard greens all the hog mogs i wanna eat some of them chittlens i love PIG FEET!!
Everytiiiiime im on the computer, your on the computer. On the goddamn internet. going on all the site. All the youtube, all the facebook, all the twitter. All the google. I wanna go on facebook, i love firefox!
I grab a dog ...... I choke him ...... and I ..... I kick the shit out of him........ and I and I all day long I foot up a dog's ass. Just bang bang bang up his ass. THAT'S MA PLESAAAH !!.
right when he said " i choke em, then i kick the shit out them !!" i thought he was gonna drop another terd lol, would have been even more hilarious if he did.
Everytiiiiime im on the computer, your on the computer. On the goddamn internet. going on all the site. All the youtube, all the facebook, all the twitter. All the google. I wanna go on facebook, i love firefox!
"" Now Dana told me about that Big Snake situation . "
" Big Worm . "
" BIG WORM ! BIG HO ! BIG - I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ! YOU GET YO' ASS ON OUT THIS HOUSE , BOY . YOU ALWAYS GOT SOME S*** GOIN . And you ? You keep yo' ass here . Big Snake . Big Worm . What kinda name is that ? I bet y'all drinkin' that wine too , aint ya . Smokin' them tweeds and everything . Wearin' all clothes all half off ya ass . What the hell is goin' on today . HUH ! "
" Now Dana told me about that Big Snake situation . "
" Big Worm . "
" BIG WORM ! BIG HO ! BIG - I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ! YOU GET YO' ASS ON OUT THIS HOUSE , BOY . YOU ALWAYS GOT SOME S*** GOIN . And you ? You keep yo' ass here . Big Snake . Big Worm . What kinda name is that ? I bet y'all drinkin' that wine too , aint ya . Smokin' them tweeds and everything . Wearin' all clothes all half off ya ass . What the hell is goin' on today . HUH ! "
picture a white guy with a some what mullet idk what it is but my step dad is just like mr jones lol but funny tho like walk away laughing cause u just see mr jones ahah yes mr jones every day 24/7 classic
I died laughign when he said, i wish you waz sleeping right now i'd khock yo azz out with a left hook and make you take out tht trash ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Whatcha gonna do? number 1, or number 2? ''NUMBER 2!'' shiiiet. you aint droppin no stinkin' loads here. anybody that drops a stinkin' load, is gonna be me
dont nobody go in the bathroom for 35, 45 mins. . lmaoo
lusciousmamii69 1 month ago
@DaRealSpitz ow , its true if someone smacks u u become blue ?????
PS : im brown not black , and ill always be :D
Bhead92 1 month ago
@DaRealSpitz u aint getting no thumbs up my nigga :D
Bhead92 1 month ago
ITS YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS mr postman
redzebra16 1 month ago
betta put some water on that damn shyyt!!
JKeyz492 2 months ago
I bet ya'll drinkin that wine aint ya? Smokin them tweeds and everythang.."
Rugerman71 2 months ago
"He think he a Mac" "Macaroni"
priscillaiscooler 3 months ago
anyone hear his shit hit toilet? or is it me lol
zoomistank 4 months ago
that dog GRABBED MY AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS !!!! lol
perm30 4 months ago
BIG WORM! BIG HOE! BIG I DON"T GIVE A DAYYUM!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!
bigrome76 5 months ago in playlist bigrome76's Favorited Videos 3
5:05 to 6:20 is pure truth. Those are wise words
pballman625 6 months ago 2
It's yo aaaaass mista postman
macleb15 6 months ago
"Dont nobody go in the bathroom for about 35 45 minutes" LOL!
Rulez311 6 months ago
LOL!
Rulez311 6 months ago
betta put some water in that damn shit lmfao
anarchy420907 6 months ago
Mr. Jones: "Big Worm, Big Ho, Big... I don't give a damn! You get your ass on outta this house, boy! You always got some shit going! And you? You keep your ass here. Big Snake, Big Worm... What kinda name is that!? I bet y'all dranking that wine, too, aint'cha? Just smoking them tweeds and everythang! Wearing those clothes all half off your ass! What the hell is going on today!? Huh!?"
Craig: "Weed..."
Mr. Jones: "Awwwww!!!"
LMMFAO!
OpurumD 6 months ago
The scene at @2:00 reminds me of how Ice Cube always hase this look on his face that says "What the fuck stinks?" or "Who the fuck farted?"
JigsawAlchemist 6 months ago
oh man they definitely don't make old hardheads like that anymore.
TheMAnimal617 6 months ago
YOU BETTER PUT SOME WATER ON THAT DAMM SHiiT
Mr713TEXANO 6 months ago
@Mr713TEXANO I swear my father used to say this shit back in the 80's.
btrutle111 6 months ago
I LOVE PIGFEET!!
BIGTURK35 6 months ago
you win sum you loose sum but you live live to fight another day......... remember those days that was sum real shit.......
chrisshowers1 7 months ago
@chrisshowers1 I wish every gang banger or any gun slinging coward, saw that part. I'm sure many did but not enough. It's too bad we don't fight wars with our fists.
clipsryan 6 months ago 2
i smelt yo shit for 22 years and you cant smell mine for 5 minutes
Heartofwolf3 7 months ago
I told you,i told you ,i told you,..... shut up you aint tell me Shxt
ahahaha
KidFresh338 7 months ago
He's one of the funniest actors alive.
VishalHussain 7 months ago
Dats yo asssssss mr.postmannnnn
SWAGCOMETTIE 7 months ago
HEY! YOU KIDS QUIT SLAMMIN MY GODDAMN DOOR!
TangoDown6869 7 months ago
5 people drinkin' that wine. Smokin' them tweeds and everything.
blacksnakerone 7 months ago
God damnit! rebecca black totaly ruined the search browser for this movie!
Same goes for the twilight zone show.
idiot1jerk2face3 7 months ago
i smelled yo shit for 22 years.and you can't smell mine for 5 minutes
93gepowell 7 months ago
5:00to6:22 the truest part of this movie and series, and way too real nowadays.
acjhns21 7 months ago
Mr Jones: before I went to bed last night, didn't I tell you to take out the trash?
Craig: Yea.
Mr Jones: Well why didn't you.
Craig: I fell a sleep.
Mr Jones: I wish you was sleeping, I'd knock you up side the head. Make your ass wake up and take the trash out
MrThodgin 7 months ago 2
I looked through ur fav vids and all those people are awesome u just earned a subscriber
stevo241999 7 months ago
Ahhhhh man.
Hey dad, what happened to you?
Got bit in the ass today son. By a stankin ass flithy dog! You should have seen it. Biggest dog I've ever seen in my life. I said " Doggie! Please don't bite me dog!" And I turned around to jump over the fence and the dog GRABBED MY ASSSSS!
Told you. I told you. I told you.
You didn't tell me shit! lol
bigrome76 7 months ago
lol u can here the shit falling
lilgoode66 7 months ago
big worm. big hole, big i dont give a DAME LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
619680 7 months ago
Take a look at the paper over there on the C-C-C-Counter there
tang347 7 months ago
How could you not include "Aye, young man..You just got knocked the fuck out!"?
Uberboy07 8 months ago
What Movies Was Mr. Jones Watching At 6:35?
GoldenPlatinumSTEEL 8 months ago
@GoldenPlatinumSTEEL Kujo LOL...
McCaskill89 7 months ago
Smokin them Tweeds n everthin!
qb2795 9 months ago
Hows yo ass Mr. Jones?
LilEDaLowBoy 9 months ago
Fathers worldwide.
TENIZE 9 months ago
every time i come in the kitchen u in the kitchen......in the god damn refrigerator eaten up all the food all the chicken all the pig feet all the collard greens all the hog mogs i wanna eat some of them chittlens i love PIG FEET!!
freshprince95100 9 months ago
John Witherspoon is like an older Chris Tucker! The man is HILARIOUS!
DJLMovieGuy 9 months ago 23
He looks like he can shit a brick
MrThodgin 9 months ago
lmao...8:04 he think he a mac...Macaroni...john witherspoon is a fool
bigmiket011 9 months ago
lmao...he think he a mac...Macaroni...john witherspoon is a fool
bigmiket011 9 months ago
DIESNT HE PLAY GRAND-DAD ON BOONDOCKS
09gee 9 months ago
@09gee Yes (:
tinykmjohnson 9 months ago
You ain't gotta worry bout catchin a dog, You gotta worry bout a dog CATCHIN YO ASS!!
dudepimpin 10 months ago
lol he got game and don't nobody go in the room for bout 35 or 45 mins somebody open the window lmao.
gamblester 10 months ago
I BET DRINKING THAT WINE AINT CHA SMOKING NEW TWEEDS AND EVERYTHING LMAOOOOO CRAIG : *FINGER UP* WEEDS LOLOLOL
Turkiepolo 10 months ago
LMAOOOO BIG SNAKE BIG WORM BIG HOE BIG I DNT GIVE A DAMN~
SMOKEY : TELL YO DAD TO COMB HIS GOT DAMN HEAD LIKE A BUNCH A SPIDERS JUST HAVING A MEETING ON HIS HEAD !!! LMAOOOOOOO *TEARS*
Turkiepolo 10 months ago
MACARONI
Kissyring 10 months ago
@DriftinR34 LMFAO
dablackbillgates1 10 months ago
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DriftinR34 10 months ago
'' I smelled your shit for 22 years, now you can smell mine for 5 minutes '' hahaha
CescFabregas404 10 months ago
its got yo ass mr postman
boneting123 10 months ago
I grab a dog ...... I choke him ...... and I ..... I kick the shit out of him........ and I and I all day long I foot up a dog's ass. Just bang bang bang up his ass. THAT'S MA PLESAAAH !!.
Bhead92 10 months ago 47
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Bhead92 10 months ago
Press 3 for my PLESHAH !
MrVincaldo 10 months ago
♫It's yo assss, Mr. Postman!♫
Nyneization 11 months ago
AYYYY! you kids quit slammin mah goddamn door!!
aharman314 11 months ago
Big Worm, big who?! big.. I don't give a damn!!
ElJefeWA 11 months ago 3
smoking that tweed
darkstarfear 11 months ago
MACARONI : )
MrOmegaKitten 11 months ago
1:59 EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU CAN HEAR THE SHIT *SPLOOSH* IN THE TOILET!!! UUUGGGGGHHH!!! XPPP
EJAanime 11 months ago
I said doggy - please dont bite me dog. And dog GRAB MAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS
MrVincaldo 11 months ago
5:05 - 6:20 thats some wise shit
Tawhguy 11 months ago
there's nothing like using your own bathroom!!
scarface52xray1 11 months ago
floor musta been real dirty for pops to have tasted sum dirt lol
suavesmoo310 11 months ago
right when he said " i choke em, then i kick the shit out them !!" i thought he was gonna drop another terd lol, would have been even more hilarious if he did.
johnmkrs83 11 months ago
smokin them damn tweeds!
IAmIva 11 months ago
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MillenniumKnowles 11 months ago
you better put some water on that damn shit
aharman314 1 year ago 3
7:16-7:38 sound just like mom
MissAnimeFreak513 1 year ago
I just seen John at the San Jose Improv what a great time!
StatenIslandSlim 1 year ago
4 people got fire on their day off.
WuTang011 1 year ago
Sissified
SpartanJoe712 1 year ago
like Bang! Bang! up his ass!
ViKingEngDahL 1 year ago
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John Witherspoon Is so f-ing funny.
MultiMoneyboy1 1 year ago
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John Witherspoon Is so fucking funny
MultiMoneyboy1 1 year ago
John Witherspoon Is so fucking funny.
MultiMoneyboy1 1 year ago
Near 5:50, "yo win somethin', you lose somethin', but you live, you live to fight another day"... word is bond
TonyBigz 1 year ago
QUIT SLAMMIN MA GOD DAMN DO'
jaysatanfox 1 year ago
he is the best actor in the hole movie smokey 2nd
mrgavindjones 1 year ago
thats the beauty of ... i grab the . an an and choke the shit out of him. lmfao
boosieda187 1 year ago
All day long a foot up a dog's ass... bang bang bang up a dog's ass, thats my pleasure!!!! LMFAO
jkaste 1 year ago
big snake situation
big worm
big snake big worm big..i don't give a damn...big snake big worm..what kinda name is that?
smokin on tweeds
weeds...
ahhhh
zT1GRA 1 year ago
4 People don't like Pig Fweeet!
MrAllabouttheU 1 year ago
Thiss mann alwayss eatinqq hahahaha !
MoniiJAnn 1 year ago
big worm big who? big i dont giva damn! LMAO @ 7:18
kick808gs 1 year ago
hahaha 1:00 u better put sum water on that damn shit!
westbaytycoon 1 year ago
by a stankin ass filthy dog hahA
flyassasin1 1 year ago
macaroni! lol
solardogg25 1 year ago
is this a black people movie?LOL
dpapaioannow 1 year ago
@dpapaioannow is this a bad attempt at humor?
WeaponX2023 1 year ago
@WeaponX2023 no
dpapaioannow 1 year ago
anybody drop a stinky load, it's gonna be me. mhmm, mhmm
TourettesKitteh 1 year ago 2
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"" Now Dana told me about that Big Snake situation . "
" Big Worm . "
" BIG WORM ! BIG HO ! BIG - I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ! YOU GET YO' ASS ON OUT THIS HOUSE , BOY . YOU ALWAYS GOT SOME S*** GOIN . And you ? You keep yo' ass here . Big Snake . Big Worm . What kinda name is that ? I bet y'all drinkin' that wine too , aint ya . Smokin' them tweeds and everything . Wearin' all clothes all half off ya ass . What the hell is goin' on today . HUH ! "
" Weed . "
" Awwhh ! " LMFAOOOOOOOOO
MJRookieRook 1 year ago
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" Now Dana told me about that Big Snake situation . "
" Big Worm . "
" BIG WORM ! BIG HO ! BIG - I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ! YOU GET YO' ASS ON OUT THIS HOUSE , BOY . YOU ALWAYS GOT SOME S*** GOIN . And you ? You keep yo' ass here . Big Snake . Big Worm . What kinda name is that ? I bet y'all drinkin' that wine too , aint ya . Smokin' them tweeds and everything . Wearin' all clothes all half off ya ass . What the hell is goin' on today . HUH ! "
" Weed . "
" Awwhh ! " LMFAOOOOOOOOO
MJRookieRook 1 year ago
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MJRookieRook 1 year ago
Don't go in the bathroom for 35-45 mins because I just had a shit
killerstudios10 1 year ago
u better put some water on that damn shyyyt
EminemFan202 1 year ago
LMAO ! john witherspoon is soooooooooooooooooooo funny !
darlingone1000 1 year ago
Haha "Look like a bunch'a spahdahs is havin' a meetin' on his head."
ATP2555ify 1 year ago
ITS YO ASS MR POSTMAN !
rx723q 1 year ago
Big worm, big snake!!
romloyschol 1 year ago
now yo sister told me about yo big snake situation...lmaooo
daking414 1 year ago
I WANNA EAT SUM OF DEM CHITLENS, I LOVE PIGS FEET!!!!
skatajo2 1 year ago 5
Put Some Water On That Dayyym Shit !
deanobwfc 1 year ago 2
"why don't you tell him to comb his god damn hair. like a buncha spider's havin' a meeting on his head"
lol love this fuckin movie
jukka4president 1 year ago
"you win some, you lose some, but you live to fight another day.."
illinkim 1 year ago
- I told you, I told you, I told you
- You ain't tell me shit :D:D:D Now get out and put down this damn noise :D:D:D
TonyBigz 1 year ago
lmao, this nigga always shittin or eatin
Phantom23Menace 1 year ago
I love pig faeet
itsbankaibitch 1 year ago
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lol BANG BANG BANG
DJAPK 1 year ago
u better put some water on dat damn shit
thekingproductions1 1 year ago 40
the dog grabbed ma ass
Mollywop15 1 year ago
Macaroni!
twebb72 1 year ago
This is the greatest fucking movie EVAH! Ya heard!!!!!!!!
atomichawg 1 year ago
its yo AaAss mister postmaaaan
boj4ngles1 1 year ago
"You gotta worry bout a dog CATCHING YO ASS!!"
MAMA67 1 year ago
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mr Jones :Now dang told me bout that big snake situation ,
Smokey : 'Big one'
mr Jones : Big one , big hoe , big I dont give a damn
you get yo ass out of this house boy , you always got some shit goin.
and you , you keep yo ass here.
Big snake , big wurm , what kinda name is that,
I bet yo drinking that wine too arent you.
been smokin that tweed and wearin clothes half off ya ass!
what the hell is going on .!!!!
cyannex 1 year ago
I told you, I told you, I Told You! YOU AINt TELL ME SHIT! lmao
sullysphinx 1 year ago 3
lol am i da only one who notices the water affect everytime he drops a duece
djkevesmooth 1 year ago
@djkevesmooth no lmfao! that shit is funny as fuck!
sexi5291 1 year ago
7:38 Craig:WEED
Pop`s:awwwwww
2pac4life400 1 year ago
dnt kno body go in the bathroom abot 35/45 minutes LM(D)BO
deebae11 1 year ago
I smelled ur shit for 22 years now u cant smell ma for 5 minutes? HAHA
NickIsInDaHouz 1 year ago
its yo ass,mr.post-man.lol
And502 1 year ago
LMAO. "Big Worm, Big Hoe, Big...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!" XD
BrutalAsHell 1 year ago
1:39 is the best scene
hangoutsumtime 1 year ago
Bit yo ass mr post man lol
Grasskicker123 1 year ago
this MOVIE ROCKS JOHN WITHERSPOON RULES EVERY SCENE!!!
rapidrampage1 1 year ago 2
I understand this movie now, its just a day in the ghetto. thumbs up if you think so too
abloodyhobo 1 year ago
lol water in cereal!
Universal247 1 year ago
damn mr jones was droppin' bricks lmao
carlosharris 1 year ago
Love it.
rmbb10 1 year ago
its yo assss mister postman!!!!!
gman942000 1 year ago
lol smokin them tweeds
niqueg10 1 year ago
picture a white guy with a some what mullet idk what it is but my step dad is just like mr jones lol but funny tho like walk away laughing cause u just see mr jones ahah yes mr jones every day 24/7 classic
RTR9 1 year ago
hahah those fuckin grapes then craigs face hahaha gets me everytime. Still funniest movie all time BAD SANTA THURMAN FUCKIN MERMAN
RTR9 1 year ago
BANG BANG BANG
tjezzy24 1 year ago
"Now your father, he got game!!"
TheSeventhSeal777 1 year ago
THATS HIS PLESHAH!!!
TheFreestyleGamer 1 year ago
you better put some water on that damn shit
GDN1474 1 year ago
0:13 lol
RespectShmaa 1 year ago
I died laughign when he said, i wish you waz sleeping right now i'd khock yo azz out with a left hook and make you take out tht trash ROFLROFLROFLROFL
bosnianharis123 1 year ago
THATS MA PLEASAH
MrNospang 1 year ago
"Better put some water on that shit."
DaTwinkie405 1 year ago
LOL! 1:55
He said, "uh!.. { Ka-Thunk! }"
Must be some big ass Dueces he's droppin'.
VTown1989 1 year ago
Mr Jones its eating all the time LOL
rocaw 2 years ago
"boy whatchu talkin' about i'll wait til you come out? i done smelt cho shit for 22 years. now you can smell mine for five minutes. shut the do'."
palexchick226 2 years ago 3
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Whatcha gonna do? number 1, or number 2? ''NUMBER 2!'' shiiiet. you aint droppin no stinkin' loads here. anybody that drops a stinkin' load, is gonna be me
zulema9927 2 years ago
is he eattin grapes
UltimentZeldaFan1 2 years ago
you might as well have said every single part wit mr. jones is funny
theDEVILdog0300 2 years ago
the takin a shit part is fuckin gross.. and funny at the same time
theDEVILdog0300 2 years ago
I take a dog! I grab em! Choke em! All day long have my foot up a dog's ass, just BAM BAM BAM...THATS MY PLEASURE! LOLOL
KhonsuTheCat 2 years ago
its your ass mr postman
UltimentZeldaFan1 2 years ago
LMAO they way he clicked on Smokey 7:18
Big Worm, Big Ho, Big....I don't give a d@mn!!!!
KoolGirlsDoThis 2 years ago
QUIT SLAMMIN' MY GODDAMN DOOR! Lol, I use that line :3
iL0V3ABL3 2 years ago
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John Whiterspoon was awesome throughout the Friday series.
YEAAAAAH BOY!!!!!
cnh2132 2 years ago 3
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cnh2132 2 years ago
Got bit in the ass by a dog today son..
I told you.
You aint tell me shit!
AdamCopelandFan 2 years ago
i love pig feet
buster6866 2 years ago 2
John Witherspoon is fuckin legend!! lol
lazypunk21 2 years ago 10
"I smelled your shit for 22 years.. and you can smell mine for 5 minutes"
lim1tBroK3N 2 years ago 27
"what's wrong wit u"
John Witherspoon is the MAN
mpoukoma 2 years ago
John Witherspoon is so funny... I wish he was my father!
another one of his best was in Eddie Murphys movie 'BOOMERANG'.
gsbluestar 2 years ago 10
aha get fired on ya day off
Plaguex159 2 years ago
Mr. Jones fucked that toilet up!!! LMFAO!!!!
jonemike76 2 years ago 5
"you win some, you lose some. But you live.....you live to fight another day."
see thats 1/2 of the reason friday was a great movie
fazelife 2 years ago 5