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  • Gaylen Just says "YOUR WRONG"

    and then says the exact same thing you was saying.lol

  • I personally liked the movie, lol.

  • eyes of the devil O.O dun dun dunnnnn

  • "Wait, I got it! It's a practical joke on the audience!"

    ...

    -clicks the "up thumb" button-

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  • Holy shit it's Galen!

  • damn, galen looks like a serial killer. lol

  • I love these reviews hahahahahahhahah! Please don't stop, it makes my day every time :D

  • Who's disliking this?

  • @ciortas1 Probably Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz....

  • What is going own here?-Galen

  • You don't understand the story because you're obviously a bit slow. The entire fountain of youth et cetera. is in the map from the third movie. The fountain of youth isn't impressive enough. Are you kidding me. An ancient relic isn't massive and ridiculous. The British wanted to control the fountain not destroy it. It's almost like you two just went in hating it already then just went retarded.

  • @Hobbs0 the movie was garbage in comparison to the others.

  • @JZgames

    The others? The first one was pretty cool, the second was a bit lame and the third made me want to kill myself. "Lets marry mid battle" that sounds like a bloody great plot.

  • @HobbsO If anything, the third one was a good popcorn flick not to be taken seriously.

  • @JZgames

    In some ways I see your point but not really having a main character and focussing to much on things that just don't matter (Will and Elizabeth to say the least). Also could you explain what he's on about when he says "pirate chivalry"?

  • I quite liked it. They took out the piece of shit characters, put in a story just for fun and twisted in a legend to make it cool. The whole mermaid thing makes you sound sexually disappointed. So they have a different portrayal of mermaids. Poor you. Maybe it's just that Johnny Depp's isn't funny to Americans. I find every aspect of his character funny. The way talks, moves and acts not just his lines. He's funny, end of. Nothing is worse than attack of the clones in dialogue.

  • You guys do the best reviews together. I love it when you guys rip on Michael Bay movies.

  • @turdpowerz I like it too. I like when there is someone who will spit oh Michael Bay on youtube. Fucking yeah!

  • Yeah finali guys who thin the same as me. All of the Johnny Depp's movies suck

  • GALEN'S EYES CAN SEAR INTO YOUR SOUL

  • Fun fact. Depp is german for fool/idiot

  • @Nebulak187 ya man german fools

  • I think they just really tried to disneyfy it

  • I liked the first 2, but the 3rd and this one was totally retarded shit.

  • Didn't know Michael Jackson was still alive.

  • Make a review with Galen again please :)

    How about The Thing since it is a remake of the classic.^^

  • @Streichwurstable Not a remake, a prequel. 

  • @TearsOfWar1 I noticed after watching it :D

  • Galen is pretty cute :3

  • blackbeard didn't scare me at all. especially since they told me all along that Barbosa would kill him.. I wish they would rm this movie with people who know how to fucking make movies.. this still wasn't as bad as episode 1 no matter what you say... Grrr. this was a cash grab for everyone involved :/

  • I am a shit eating fan of this series.. I ignored the faults in the first 3 movies mostly because I love to see johnny Depp work.. as a true fan of JD and his performance in the first 3.. this movie was crap.. I almost can't believe it was sho shitty.. the rope thing was ridiculous.. the thing i loved about the sparrow character in the first place is that he is very mortal.. this movie made him look like fucking rambo.. fucking lame as fuck.. I did still enjoy the movie.. lol.. but it sucked!

  • @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL Damn, that's the same thing that happens to me... Disney owns our souls...

  • more reviews with Gaylen! thumbs up people!!!!

  • @T8817Kruyn Watch "The Room"

    Need I say more?

  • tj didnt like stranger tides? are you serious it was amazing.

  • The whole movie was a shallow void of emptyness. I guess pirates too have been pussyfied so that the younger generation could see it. There was no chemistry betwee Depp and Penelope, i just saw two actors spouting their lines at eachother. Couldn't take their characters serious. Not even decent eye candy to distract the brain from the weak/non existent acting and plotline. Not even ship battles in a fucking pirate movie. And so the next movie will be about finding a way to free the Black Pearl

  • @JordanBradleyIs i noticed that too

  • I just hate that Jack Sparrow, the man who took down Davy Jones himself with his crew.

    Is reduced to imprisonment by some bullshit voodoo pirate!

  • everything was so damn rushed no character developement barely any pirates no creepy vibes I mean terrible

  • i watcheeeed porn to this. sorry.

  • galen has a massive face

  • More videos with Galen, hes funny as shit

  • Im not sure what it is, but you two remind me of Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters...

  • no it doesn't

  • Really, why does that paedophile have to repeat TJ?

  • SAW IT LIVE ON CINEMA HERE IN SWEDEN FUCKING SUCKED BALLS I WAS SO MAD FUCK THE PRODUCER WHO MADE PIRATTES 4 SUCKEDDD

  • question, why was jack sparrows dad there? and why did they make him disappear like batman?

  • jack sparrow was the character you watched the movies for, because he was a pirate.

    in this movie he was just the pretty face that some stuff happened to

  • You should all read the novel ON STRANGER TIDES by Tim Powers. Disney owns the rights to it, hence the title of this movie. It's probably the second best novel I have ever read. The first best being THE ANUBIS GATES; also written by Tim Powers. Oddly enough, I stumbled across ON STRANGER TIDES while on vacation in Jamaica.

  • WATS UP WITH UR NOSE (THE ONE IN LEFT) UR NOSE IS LIKE A MOUNTAIN ROAD ALL CRIKET, AJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAA

  • I actually thought it was entertaining, i suppose i´m easy to please.

  • Galen is cool from what i've seen of him.

  • I love how, even though TJ's doing the same thing, everyone hates on Gaylen..haha dick riders.

  • @MyRedSolara You're sucking Gaylen's 1 inch dick aren't you, your gargling the mayonnaise, swallowing the chowder. Gaylen's minuscule balls are probably slapping against you're poon nightly, and ya know what, you LOVE IT!!! SLUTTY SLUT SLUT BITCH, DIE!!!

  • @BlackenShade I watch the Spoony Experiment too! =D

  • @ZaneBarrow spoony is awesome =)

  • @BlackenShade How childish of you.

  • @ThePeacefulPacifist Shut up, I'm just pissed because the cock sucking bitch blocked me. No doubt she was just angry because her boyfriend pulled her hair too hard while fucking her in the ass! Have a nice day! :D

  • @MyRedSolara Oh boo hoo for you, fuck a doodle do, "I'm so sad, I have great job being a famous make-up guru on the internet BUT I WAS LEFT HOMELESS AFTER HURRICANE KATRINA".Gee whiz, thank god FEMA rescued YOU after Hurricane Katrina and not the hundred or so African Americans right down the fucking street. Fuck you, you know how many African Americans are starving to death just down your fucking street

  • @BlackenShade the number is fucking tiny actually dumb shit because black americans are not african americans, that is like saying a white american is english-american, not very many black americans immigrated to america from fucking africa dumb shit, the only true african-american i know is white as shit because she immigrated from south africa you ignorant fuck, think before you make a comment

  • I thought it was decent

  • shit movie, i agree, so was transformers 3

  • England not lingland, And on not uon.

  • I loved pirates of the carribean 4 I don't agree with you at all

  • They erased my comment :(

  • The wierd guy with red shirt annoys me.. u don´t just interrupt TJ like that :D

  • the first one was the only good one

  • @noofatchiks agreed

  • @noofatchiks >Replies to his own comment.

    >Foreveralone.jpeg

  • @Bullfr0g174 .mp4

  • I like both of these guys lol.

  • @BelieveAndSmile wow such a constructive argument

  • No offense TJ, but the description kinda applies to this video as well.

  • Galen looks like Vicente Valtieri from Oblivion.

  • @MuserFilms holy shit he does!! hes a vampire

  • Did you steal the 3D glasses? lol

  • ur friend is epic l0l xD

  • your friend needs to wash his hair.

  • Who the FUCK is the guy next to you?

  • TJ looks like fakesagan now!

  • who gives a shit about stupid movies when our civilization is imploding by design? wake up geeks!

  • And theyre workin on 5 and 6 right now. Gonna suck

  • AmazingAtheist est chauve! I knew this would one day happen to him...poor guy's RECEDING HAIRLINE wouldn't leave him alone

  • the guy on our right looks weird too me maybe its the small eyes im not sure

  • Gaylen looks like he came from a lake near Chernobyl.

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  • Why cant we fucking HEAR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! Jesus, sound is more important than picture guys...GWTP (Get with the Program)

  • 23:18 - 23:28 Galen is fucking awesome

  • @doloreg No he doesn't even have charisma even jokingly. :(

  • This movie is terrible. If you disagree, you love hitler.

  • They're right... one of the worst movies I've seen ever.

  • lol DO NOT TRY TO WATCH SOURCE CODE!!!!

  • juat came back from the movie, it was boring, 3d did nothing why do they put 3d in everything fuck

  • I got dragged to it by my parents. I had absolutely no intention of seeing this bomb. I agree with you guys 100%. I really hope they don't make a 5th one.

  • you guys look like you get along well. its good to have friends you can laugh with.

  • UNSUBSCRIBE!!

  • Everyone who keeps fucking complaining about Gaylen, please shut up. If you find him annoying, is anyone forcing you to watch the videos with him in it? No. TJ's uploaded about 3 videos with Gaylen in it, and you are REALLY complaining about the very occasional presence of someone you dislike? Stop sounding like pusillanimous pieces of maggot infested pussy, a'ight? Thank you.

  • I wanna see the movie so i can just be annoying in the theater

  • TJ sounds like jimmy pee from 3 brain at 11:48

  • I could have told you it sucked just from the title.

  • the big problem for me was that the first was good, the second was alright, and the third was BADASS! so why do they just decide to make the fourth a pile of shit. Not to mention that only like 3 of the original characters are in this! If they plan to make a 5th(Doubt it) It better be really really fucking good.

  • wanted to listen to TJ but instead I listen to TJ being interrupted!!!

  • you guys  SUCKS SUCKS SUUUUUUCKS!!

  • Bring me a muffin!

  • I just want TJ to finish a sentence :( :( I feel robbed

  • bald head + goat + 80s shades = 1337

  • It sucked probably, cause it had different director, Rob Marshall. Gore Verbinski directed first, second and the third Pirates of the Caribbean and I think they were alot better than the fourth.

  • You guys suck at mimicking the POC soundtrack :P.

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  • What a horrible waste of time, money and whatever minimal effort went into its creation.

    Funny, I was just thinking the same thing about this

  • @jmsuperstar Funny, I was just thinking the same thing about your existence.

  • You were thinking of me? So sweet!

  • u ppl are all preety much stupid..

    disliking the video because u didnt liked what they said..

    others just push the dislike because of the galen..

    u ppl who like TJ but dont like galen...know this TJ dont fucking care..

    galen is his friend..

    and ye thinking in emotional level or even likeng that movie..

    TJ hates such ppl

  • @wiwq wut

  • Worst movie ever.

  • that guys head is shaped like a trapezoid

  • TJ only has this guy on for a self esteem boost.

  • I don't like Gaylan but oh well not my video.

  • I finally figured out what is so physically odd about Galen: His head is not of the same proportion as the rest of his face.

  • STFU about Galen you ficking faggots

  • @vivalabrock GALEN IS A FUCKING PESSIMISTICK DIPSHIT FUCKING LOSER WHO CAN'T FEEL THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN WITHOUT SPENDING HIS POCKET CHANGE ON IT! So far Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 has 95% on Rotten Tomatoes

  • @BlackenShade You dont even know Gaylen so you cant say shit

  • @vivalabrock Fuck off !:)

  • @BlackenShade Lol u jelly of Gaylen

    

  • im not kinda sure what you expected there from the movie. did you expect godfather 1 ? its so far one of the better 2011 movies. the thing with seducing the sailors, where the fuck did youw atch the movie? on illegal streams with bad quaility ? i mean you could clearly saw that the maid was trying to seduce them first, but then got attacked and called for backup. i mean its a damn disney movie. its not better then 1&2 or 3 but which sequel is then the original movie? you just expected way 2 much

  • Gaylen wants a baby ruth?

    (if you havent seen the goonies you won't get it)

  • Gaylen's annoying. He talks for a while till he gets really boring, so you start to talk and bring up another point and he cuts you off and does the same thing again. I don't like him. Take Cody to the movies with you

  • It wern't that bad. I saw Worlds at End twice and I still have no idea what it is about.

  • Gaylen needs to learn how to not interrupt. The ENTIRE video is FULL of him just interrupting TJ over and over and that makes this video virtually unwatchable.

  • OH GAWD! gaylen is proof that there is no god

  • get rid of gaylen.....

  • its a disney movie, what did you expect?

  • Hmm i like how hallycon kept telling TJ he was wrong while consistently agreeing with him

  • He's cool, wtf people?

  • whats going own

  • That guy on the right, he looks like a foot.

    He's also exceedingly annoying...

  • It seems like there are lot off butthurt people voting this video down because they paid for seeing the movie.

  • I could never have a normal conversation with that gaylen guy. He's so fucking socially awkward. He looks like he needs to get out more and experience people.

  • Sorry if this is ignorant, but what the fuck is wrong with that guys lop-sided face? It's like he's wearing some weird prosthetic burns victims mask, until you realize that's actually his fucking face !? Wtf is he anyway? No info in the info pane.

  • @reefex12 Jesus what is wrong with you it is his fucking face he was born with it get over it fucking low life trolls!!!!

  • @blackmanorigins I apologise, you are of course correct. He cannot help the mask.. I mean face he was born with.

  • Ok What kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species do these two.... things belong to?

  • Dear Galen,

    GTFO MAH AMAZINGATHEIST VIDS FOREVER !!!11!!!!11!1

    Yours sincerely,

    Louisplam

  • IT'S SO QUIET

  • the guy on the right is the most awkward motherfucker.... physically and how he talks and acts.

  • no naval fights, no terrible monsters, no plot, a super human tree-bending pirate, stupid guars with muskets and swords that cant kill a guy with a rope, and also a pirate that flyes off a tree without breaking a leg, i've also noticed the spanish people werent shown even 10 minutes, what a piece of shit, atleast the others were fun to watch, what a waste of my time... i totally agree with this guys, but jesus, let the fucking bald guy make a point.

  • i really liked the 3rd movie so i may see this one too =O hope i dont get disappointed like you guys.

  • Fuck you Gaylen, you look like an ugly tranny with the face of a fish along with having butthole eyes. Put a damn bag over your head! I can't look at you, I can't listen to you cause you're irritating as fuck, I can't? stand you at all!

  • 1:23 then why the fuck did you pay to see it?

  • I cant hear jack shit!

  • meh...I liked the movie.

    I mean come on, every serie of movies has a disappointment.

    The plot with davy jones and all that shit was finished, and then completely making another story, without losing the audience can be pretty hard.

    And beside of that, the pirates of the caribbean movies are already fun enough without a good story, as long johnny depp is in it.

  • The only thing that other guy had to say was "no one in the audience cared"...well when you tell people how they were thinking pal you'll find that NO ONE will care about your opinion...anyway, mediocre review by two film snobs...while I will admit Depp's performance was not up to par, Rush was excellent and McShane gave an intriguing take on Blackbeard. The mermaid scene did get out of hand, true, but come on, you really want people to believe there was nothing good in the movie? It was fine.

  • the mermaid scene was the only good part of that movie, and the last 5 minutes when they set it up for a new movie

  • Yes I was like what the hell that's the Fountain of Youth! Woow that's stupid! :)

  • @21stCenturyRushMan Every time he says a joke and TJ doesn't have a reaction he turns around and asks TJ directly for an agreement XD

  • God, why would a Disney film that's targeted at 14 year olds appear to have been written by 14 year olds?

  • Tj i hate that new guy

  • Yeah, I was also disappointed.

  • i loved pirates 4

  • Does anyone else have no sound?

  • @LanceFehr

    Do you have speakers?

  • @LanceFehr it's just really really low.

  • Its Pirates of the Caribbean,What do you expect?You're not going to get Citizen Kane.Its like you guys are making fun of a special needs kid to make your self feel smarter.

  • Wow, Gaylen makes TJ look attractive.

  • 0:43 pulls shirt away from tits

  • Amazing atheist, your friend is weird...i don't like him