ya hell with censors, damn christian parents and lil kids, christian parents piss me off sometimes, not saying all of course, but extremists, i knew this kid in elementary whose parents would not allow him to watch Aladin the animated movie, how repressed is that? all these pple crying out for their virgin children, im sorry the world is a twisted place, deal with it and let good comedy live on without restraint :D
You think the americans won ? Nobody really won the cold war, since it wasn't really a war.
Anyway, stop believing propaganda and start thinking with your heads; mainstream media is screwing with you.. You believe the americans won because you were made to believe it..
Loop44 Your An Idiot, True The Russians Economy Collapsed but The Americans Still Won, Who Was The Leading Country In the Nazi War? The Americans, And The Japanese Getting A-bombed, Its Called War Retard Of Course It Killed Lots Of People But Who won? THE AMERICANS!
funny shit, but get the facts straight, man. comedy is funny because it's true. you didn't beat the russians, their economy colapsed on itself because it was centralized. you didn't beat the nazis, the russians and the brits did. ok, you kicked the shit outta japan but u had to drop 2 a-bombs and kill millions of innocent civilians in the process.
what a minute here...you're saying get the facts straight then you go onto say that two a bombs killed millions of people. take a bit of your own advice. the death tolls in nagaski and hiroshima didnt total 150,000. Fire bombings in germany killed thousands more than the a bombs in japan.
You're correcting someone with facts which are incorrect? The cycle continues. Comparing conventional bombing in Germany with only two atomic bombs in Japan is kind of stupid, since Japan was also bombed conventionally. More people died in the conventional bombing of Tokyo than both atomic bombs AND Dresden COMBINED. Also, the figures for Dresden are mostly exaggerated. Also, the death tolls in Nagasaki and Hiroshima DID total 150,000. Actually, a bit more than that.
Great vid, nice jokes. I like (good) political jokes better than most stripper/beer jokes like many of these snippets.
Though, as an American, I do think it's amusing when other Americans assume the mantel of past generations. "We" beat the Nazis. "We" freed Europe. "We" won our independence from the British. At a certain point, this stuff stops getting carried over and each generation only does what it actually does.
oh yeah since the other countries were doin so great beating them...only when we step in were they defeated so yeah, i look at that as us beating them
yes with the germans, however after the invasion of starlingrad russia swaped to the allies and decimated everything. That was the turning point of the war, Russia being betrayed. Had Hitler not invaded russia, europe, asia and then the world would have been his, Russia proved to be one front too many
Um, you need to read some history. The Russians had signed a non-aggression pact until the Nazis opened the Eastern front in June 1941. Six months later the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour brought the US into the war.
It's a fact that the Soviet Union made by far the most important interventions in the war, including the battle of Stalingrad (2 million Axis forces killed, wounded or captured). US-UK military aid helped, but you can't compare that to the human sacrifice of the Soviet Union.
Plevyman is right on some of it. MrNever8 I don't know what you are talking about. Russia was advancing so fast on the eastern front. US/UK provided some aid but Russia could have probably won by themselves because of their numbers.
Feel better? you should seek counsiling it's obvious you have alot of anger left in you because of your daddy abusing you nightly when you were young... he probably still does but this time you say yes
Maybe you just cant handle your liquor kid. But to be truth full I do feel better knowing that the old guy at the party knows some fun drinking games.
...and unlike the Germans, they couldnt beat Cheney twice.
MTBJester 3 months ago
haha that was good
harrypmgs 9 months ago
space
The Final Frontier
that is the SPACE
between Human Ears!
DeepSpace8andahalf 1 year ago
this guys a moron noone won the cold war ..its a cold war cause noone was fighting
guesswhaturdead 1 year ago
@guesswhaturdead obviously someone was fighting cause it was still called "war"
TokuinB 1 year ago
There'd be a little horse shit in an Al-Qaida, would there?
the26thhour 1 year ago
I remember when I was little I was wondering why they named a drink after suicide bombers lol
HaxxorsProduction 1 year ago
um..u didnt win tha Cold War... u didnt win Vietnam... ur still fuckin up in Iraq....
yaaaaaaaaay.... but we did fucked at least 3 nations... Native Americans... African American... n Native Hawaiians... yay USA Government...
sergey023 1 year ago
@sergey023 I'm sorry but I gotta ask,are you russian??cuz sergey is a pretty russian name so......
thiswask 5 months ago
@thiswask yea i am
sergey023 5 months ago
Alaskan's are just pissed off russians we could take em
hunterhulse 2 years ago
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what a dick.
Rollride 2 years ago
That was bomb. Get it?
Itakisan 2 years ago
lol that was so true. also, LAST!
TheOmega11 2 years ago
hey thanks for bleeping out all the "fucks" and swear words. WTF?
jimmydore 2 years ago
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dontknower 2 years ago
@jimmydore Ha! I don't care if that's really Jimmy Dore or not, that's epic
BulletProof218 1 year ago
al qada that dose sound like a kickass drink
growthnerd 2 years ago
@growthnerd vodka & fear
azurebobafett 1 year ago
and russians are tough, some of strongest people i ever met,
Cannabinoidl 2 years ago 3
ya hell with censors, damn christian parents and lil kids, christian parents piss me off sometimes, not saying all of course, but extremists, i knew this kid in elementary whose parents would not allow him to watch Aladin the animated movie, how repressed is that? all these pple crying out for their virgin children, im sorry the world is a twisted place, deal with it and let good comedy live on without restraint :D
Cannabinoidl 2 years ago
yea and the sad thing is the example u just said isnt event hat rare this shit happens all the time
wingdamn 2 years ago
thats horrible tho, humans r gonna be fucked up no matter what, u might as well let them express themselves, thats what i believe, FREEDOM!
Cannabinoidl 2 years ago 4
he swears too much, everything is blanked out lol
BaronXS 3 years ago
that means that they censor too much, not that he swears too much.
geoguy91 3 years ago 20
@geoguy91 all the censoring is annoying. i can deal with the cussing. stop the censoring
wirklichdoof 1 year ago
all of u shut up .... its a joke, hes a comedian.. maybe he didnt mean WE as in USA but WE as in the allied forces...... god
shufk77 3 years ago
terrible
clipside 3 years ago
omfg this is a comedy video go to anothervideo and debate on shit
gunarley91 3 years ago
Jimmy Dore for president!
wileystyley 3 years ago
You think the americans won ? Nobody really won the cold war, since it wasn't really a war.
Anyway, stop believing propaganda and start thinking with your heads; mainstream media is screwing with you.. You believe the americans won because you were made to believe it..
Faggot
Nemesishk 3 years ago
Loop44 Your An Idiot, True The Russians Economy Collapsed but The Americans Still Won, Who Was The Leading Country In the Nazi War? The Americans, And The Japanese Getting A-bombed, Its Called War Retard Of Course It Killed Lots Of People But Who won? THE AMERICANS!
ABoxOfCrayon 3 years ago
funny shit, but get the facts straight, man. comedy is funny because it's true. you didn't beat the russians, their economy colapsed on itself because it was centralized. you didn't beat the nazis, the russians and the brits did. ok, you kicked the shit outta japan but u had to drop 2 a-bombs and kill millions of innocent civilians in the process.
Loop44 3 years ago
what a minute here...you're saying get the facts straight then you go onto say that two a bombs killed millions of people. take a bit of your own advice. the death tolls in nagaski and hiroshima didnt total 150,000. Fire bombings in germany killed thousands more than the a bombs in japan.
JMCERNS 3 years ago
You're correcting someone with facts which are incorrect? The cycle continues. Comparing conventional bombing in Germany with only two atomic bombs in Japan is kind of stupid, since Japan was also bombed conventionally. More people died in the conventional bombing of Tokyo than both atomic bombs AND Dresden COMBINED. Also, the figures for Dresden are mostly exaggerated. Also, the death tolls in Nagasaki and Hiroshima DID total 150,000. Actually, a bit more than that.
supruzr 3 years ago
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supermannm 3 years ago
jesus fucking christ funny ass bit and you assholes manage to turn it into a whos right fest jackasses
gunarley91 3 years ago 3
FIRST!
djjezza 3 years ago
Why is this censord? It kills the jokes, when it is censord.
vancouner 3 years ago 3
They're only jokes.. calm down.
Laff.
nhintendo 3 years ago
Great vid, nice jokes. I like (good) political jokes better than most stripper/beer jokes like many of these snippets.
Though, as an American, I do think it's amusing when other Americans assume the mantel of past generations. "We" beat the Nazis. "We" freed Europe. "We" won our independence from the British. At a certain point, this stuff stops getting carried over and each generation only does what it actually does.
JayKHazen 3 years ago
Ya, they'll say "We beat the British" then in the next breath say "I had nothing to do with slavery.". How's that for national pride?
YukonBloamie 3 years ago
lol ignorant american, america didn't beat the nazi's, actually they funded them but hey, who's counting.
dead2thewind 3 years ago
you're a fuckin deuce bag nuff' said
GangstaBobb 3 years ago
lol "deuce"
dawsonJ20 3 years ago
well then its a good thing he is a comedian and not a historian. although it sounds like he would make a better one than you :P
squeekme 3 years ago 3
And why's that?
dead2thewind 3 years ago
oh yeah since the other countries were doin so great beating them...only when we step in were they defeated so yeah, i look at that as us beating them
matthew54555 3 years ago
no, only when the Russians stepped in were they defeated.
dead2thewind 3 years ago
wernt the russians already in the war?
matthew54555 3 years ago
yes with the germans, however after the invasion of starlingrad russia swaped to the allies and decimated everything. That was the turning point of the war, Russia being betrayed. Had Hitler not invaded russia, europe, asia and then the world would have been his, Russia proved to be one front too many
dead2thewind 3 years ago
Um, you need to read some history. The Russians had signed a non-aggression pact until the Nazis opened the Eastern front in June 1941. Six months later the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour brought the US into the war.
It's a fact that the Soviet Union made by far the most important interventions in the war, including the battle of Stalingrad (2 million Axis forces killed, wounded or captured). US-UK military aid helped, but you can't compare that to the human sacrifice of the Soviet Union.
plevyman 3 years ago
the russians could not have won w/o us.
MrNever8 3 years ago
whatever helps you sleep at night.
dead2thewind 3 years ago 2
Plevyman is right on some of it. MrNever8 I don't know what you are talking about. Russia was advancing so fast on the eastern front. US/UK provided some aid but Russia could have probably won by themselves because of their numbers.
GamerzTopicz 3 years ago
hilarious!
more jimmy dore
glitchmann 3 years ago
mmmmm.... meh.
2Luke 3 years ago
It wasn't top notch but I thought it was funny. Especialy if you have watched some of rooftop's other shit...
MarcusCicero7 3 years ago 2
this was retarded
RazBaJah 3 years ago
2 stars for the russian joke. the rest was shit.
blacksabbathA15 3 years ago
political jokes are better than celebrity jokes
sh8oony 3 years ago 4
"Who's crazier than the Nazis? Cheney."
LMAO.
YouhideIseek 3 years ago 21
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political jokes arnt funny....
djdevan69me 3 years ago
yeah at least it wasnt a bush joke..
Trevorge3 3 years ago
He ain't that funny...
Rahtings67 3 years ago
Lol, well I thought it was nice.
slammer2999 3 years ago 3
Dam that sounds like a kicking ass party! But there is always that one guy who's looks like hes way to old to be there. He kinda creeps me out....
Dudewithwings 3 years ago 3
Old people can have fun too. even if it's a game of bingo where you take a shot for every number you get.
TheJMachine 3 years ago
best game of bingo ever!
eeried2 3 years ago
there would be a long line for a game like that.
Dudewithwings 3 years ago
Feel better? you should seek counsiling it's obvious you have alot of anger left in you because of your daddy abusing you nightly when you were young... he probably still does but this time you say yes
dead2thewind 3 years ago
Maybe you just cant handle your liquor kid. But to be truth full I do feel better knowing that the old guy at the party knows some fun drinking games.
Dudewithwings 3 years ago
I wonder what that drink would be like? XD
eeried2 3 years ago
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lol cheney....
(I"M THE FIRST ONE!!!)
6Grimmjow6 3 years ago