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  • ...and unlike the Germans, they couldnt beat Cheney twice.

  • haha that was good

  • space

    The Final Frontier

    that is the SPACE

    between Human Ears!

  • this guys a moron noone won the cold war ..its a cold war cause noone was fighting

  • @guesswhaturdead obviously someone was fighting cause it was still called "war"

  • There'd be a little horse shit in an Al-Qaida, would there?

  • I remember when I was little I was wondering why they named a drink after suicide bombers lol

  • um..u didnt win tha Cold War... u didnt win Vietnam... ur still fuckin up in Iraq....

    yaaaaaaaaay.... but we did fucked at least 3 nations... Native Americans... African American... n Native Hawaiians... yay USA Government...

  • @sergey023 I'm sorry but I gotta ask,are you russian??cuz sergey is a pretty russian name so......

  • @thiswask yea i am

  • Alaskan's are just pissed off russians we could take em

  • That was bomb. Get it?

  • lol that was so true. also, LAST!

  • hey thanks for bleeping out all the "fucks" and swear words. WTF?

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  • @jimmydore Ha! I don't care if that's really Jimmy Dore or not, that's epic

  • al qada that dose sound like a kickass drink

  • @growthnerd vodka & fear

  • and russians are tough, some of strongest people i ever met,

  • ya hell with censors, damn christian parents and lil kids, christian parents piss me off sometimes, not saying all of course, but extremists, i knew this kid in elementary whose parents would not allow him to watch Aladin the animated movie, how repressed is that? all these pple crying out for their virgin children, im sorry the world is a twisted place, deal with it and let good comedy live on without restraint :D

  • yea and the sad thing is the example u just said isnt event hat rare this shit happens all the time

  • thats horrible tho, humans r gonna be fucked up no matter what, u might as well let them express themselves, thats what i believe, FREEDOM!

  • he swears too much, everything is blanked out lol

  • that means that they censor too much, not that he swears too much.

  • @geoguy91 all the censoring is annoying. i can deal with the cussing. stop the censoring

  • all of u shut up .... its a joke, hes a comedian.. maybe he didnt mean WE as in USA but WE as in the allied forces...... god

  • terrible

  • omfg this is a comedy video go to anothervideo and debate on shit

  • Jimmy Dore for president!

  • You think the americans won ? Nobody really won the cold war, since it wasn't really a war.

    Anyway, stop believing propaganda and start thinking with your heads; mainstream media is screwing with you.. You believe the americans won because you were made to believe it..

    Faggot

  • Loop44 Your An Idiot, True The Russians Economy Collapsed but The Americans Still Won, Who Was The Leading Country In the Nazi War? The Americans, And The Japanese Getting A-bombed, Its Called War Retard Of Course It Killed Lots Of People But Who won? THE AMERICANS!

  • funny shit, but get the facts straight, man. comedy is funny because it's true. you didn't beat the russians, their economy colapsed on itself because it was centralized. you didn't beat the nazis, the russians and the brits did. ok, you kicked the shit outta japan but u had to drop 2 a-bombs and kill millions of innocent civilians in the process.

  • what a minute here...you're saying get the facts straight then you go onto say that two a bombs killed millions of people. take a bit of your own advice. the death tolls in nagaski and hiroshima didnt total 150,000. Fire bombings in germany killed thousands more than the a bombs in japan.

  • You're correcting someone with facts which are incorrect? The cycle continues. Comparing conventional bombing in Germany with only two atomic bombs in Japan is kind of stupid, since Japan was also bombed conventionally. More people died in the conventional bombing of Tokyo than both atomic bombs AND Dresden COMBINED. Also, the figures for Dresden are mostly exaggerated. Also, the death tolls in Nagasaki and Hiroshima DID total 150,000. Actually, a bit more than that.

  • ...

  • jesus fucking christ funny ass bit and you assholes manage to turn it into a whos right fest jackasses

  • FIRST!

  • Why is this censord? It kills the jokes, when it is censord.

  • They're only jokes.. calm down.

    Laff.

  • Great vid, nice jokes. I like (good) political jokes better than most stripper/beer jokes like many of these snippets.

    Though, as an American, I do think it's amusing when other Americans assume the mantel of past generations. "We" beat the Nazis. "We" freed Europe. "We" won our independence from the British. At a certain point, this stuff stops getting carried over and each generation only does what it actually does.

  • Ya, they'll say "We beat the British" then in the next breath say "I had nothing to do with slavery.". How's that for national pride?

  • lol ignorant american, america didn't beat the nazi's, actually they funded them but hey, who's counting.

  • you're a fuckin deuce bag nuff' said

  • lol "deuce"

  • well then its a good thing he is a comedian and not a historian. although it sounds like he would make a better one than you :P

  • And why's that?

  • oh yeah since the other countries were doin so great beating them...only when we step in were they defeated so yeah, i look at that as us beating them

  • no, only when the Russians stepped in were they defeated.

  • wernt the russians already in the war?

  • yes with the germans, however after the invasion of starlingrad russia swaped to the allies and decimated everything. That was the turning point of the war, Russia being betrayed. Had Hitler not invaded russia, europe, asia and then the world would have been his, Russia proved to be one front too many

  • Um, you need to read some history. The Russians had signed a non-aggression pact until the Nazis opened the Eastern front in June 1941. Six months later the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour brought the US into the war.

    It's a fact that the Soviet Union made by far the most important interventions in the war, including the battle of Stalingrad (2 million Axis forces killed, wounded or captured). US-UK military aid helped, but you can't compare that to the human sacrifice of the Soviet Union.

  • the russians could not have won w/o us.

  • whatever helps you sleep at night.

  • Plevyman is right on some of it. MrNever8 I don't know what you are talking about. Russia was advancing so fast on the eastern front. US/UK provided some aid but Russia could have probably won by themselves because of their numbers.

  • hilarious!

    more jimmy dore

  • mmmmm.... meh.

  • It wasn't top notch but I thought it was funny. Especialy if you have watched some of rooftop's other shit...

  • this was retarded

  • 2 stars for the russian joke. the rest was shit.

  • political jokes are better than celebrity jokes

  • "Who's crazier than the Nazis? Cheney."

    LMAO.

  • yeah at least it wasnt a bush joke..

  • He ain't that funny...

  • Lol, well I thought it was nice.

  • Dam that sounds like a kicking ass party! But there is always that one guy who's looks like hes way to old to be there. He kinda creeps me out....

  • Old people can have fun too. even if it's a game of bingo where you take a shot for every number you get.

  • best game of bingo ever!

  • there would be a long line for a game like that.

  • Feel better? you should seek counsiling it's obvious you have alot of anger left in you because of your daddy abusing you nightly when you were young... he probably still does but this time you say yes

  • Maybe you just cant handle your liquor kid. But to be truth full I do feel better knowing that the old guy at the party knows some fun drinking games.

  • I wonder what that drink would be like? XD

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