its like the mission where you get mordin at the qurantine door gurad lets you in but not the woman and then shes pissed of about that and then guard replies: look lady you dont have a grenade launcher :D
I'm surprised Garrus isn't working on calibrations :O
But this is funny as hell. BioWare even made fun of the long elevator rides in ME1 with those news stories or those little talks. They knew what they were doing, and it was definitely intentional hahaha.
At least they can make fun of the shortcoming of ME1 ^^ In the Shadow Broker DLC they say "Remember when you could just slap omni-gel onto anything?" =P
Why is Tali acting so Negative? :/
AnxAsianxArmy 3 weeks ago
@AnxAsianxArmy Well Garrus and Tali do get into some ethics arguement in the elevators back in ME1
mrbeanthe2nd 1 week ago
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AnxAsianxArmy 3 weeks ago
This conversation is over.
dominichokage 3 weeks ago
Oh, only if he talked that much when he's doing his "Calibrations" -_-
GamerN4 1 month ago
I have a shotgun..
Yeah!, but just asking... Is it calibrated?
Um, no but--
I have a super-calibrated M-920 Cain bitch, so please, continue...
TheBIOPRINCE 1 month ago
Garrus, I got dibs damn it...
Bobubobme 1 month ago
lol, if i didn't have Tali, i'd say that Garrus would've gotten her XD
Sizarion120 4 months ago 2
@Sizarion120 so why is she all angry at Garrus? I havent played the sequel yet.
lobofaca707 1 month ago
its like the mission where you get mordin at the qurantine door gurad lets you in but not the woman and then shes pissed of about that and then guard replies: look lady you dont have a grenade launcher :D
chanelMAN23 5 months ago
best icebreaker ever I HAVE A SHOTGUN
lanish78 5 months ago 2
lmfao. hey garrus. get your own girl
nextjetset 5 months ago
Guess Garrus went back to his calibrations OH!
NekoHunterx3 5 months ago
tali: i have a shotgun.
garrus: erm, maybe well talk later....after my calibrations.
SandSReviews 5 months ago 7
LOL
theeyeofthestorms 5 months ago
Tali is fucking awesome.
Merc261 6 months ago 2
I'm surprised Garrus isn't working on calibrations :O
But this is funny as hell. BioWare even made fun of the long elevator rides in ME1 with those news stories or those little talks. They knew what they were doing, and it was definitely intentional hahaha.
TheForeignGamer 6 months ago 6
I KNOW GARRUS ISNT HITTING ON MAH WOMAN......... unless........ no she's mah woman.......maybe.
TheMasterblah 6 months ago
Garrus: Remember those elevator rides?
Tali: I remember that was before you became obsessed with calibrations.
Garrus: . . . Maybe we'll talk again later.
knightchick0883 6 months ago 4
Shepard: I have to go
KRAUSER0130 7 months ago 4
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: And I'm in the middle of some calibrations to do. Your point
DarthRevan916 7 months ago
pwned by tali
GodMich3l 7 months ago
God, these two were always the funniest (and best) characters in the game. They crack me up every time.
ArcKing01 7 months ago
Tali: i have a shotgun
Louis: and i have PILLS HERE
Arzaker 7 months ago 2
I can see it now. Tonight at ten, an insane Quarian goes on a killing spree in a local elevator.
RangerZomb 7 months ago
Funny dialogue, not an easter egg.
muninen 7 months ago
my two favorite characters having at it...ahh i love it
jesup25 7 months ago
shepard:*laughs to himself* oh garrus me and you need to have a man talk on how to pick up quarians back on the normandy. i show you the ropes:D
Garrus:but what about my cali-
Shepard: hey now dont start that again!!>:{
fanboy258 7 months ago 6
mass effect has taught me this: turians suck at hitting on quarians
tisroc100 8 months ago 6
Garrus, she's mine, and I have a ship with big guns you upgraded for me that says I keep her
tallbenito 8 months ago 3
@tallbenito How good are they after Garrus has calibrating them? xD
DjScoop9 8 months ago 2
Looks like Garrus wanted to do a little calibrating on Tali! lol
Spectator24 9 months ago 4
I have a shot gun
dlouis6607 9 months ago
I miss the elevatros.
shagoosty 10 months ago
Shotguns make any immune system awesome.
Heydad956 10 months ago 2
Shotgun
Test00000 10 months ago
Haha. I love how she says "I have a shotgub" so bluntly.
Test00000 10 months ago
@Test00000 WTF IS A SHOTGUB
mgs4isepic 10 months ago
My immune system's....
*Puts on sunglasses*
Made of shotguns.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!
TheZeeya 10 months ago 5
A shotgun is definitely the best type of immune system.
suggestions8 10 months ago
"I have a shotgun." "Well, tali, me too, if you know what I mean bab.." POW!
Superuseless69 10 months ago 4
I wish i had a shotgun as an immunity system :p
DPROSpeed 11 months ago 4
I guess Tali is not a fan of nostalgia
Omegahazard 11 months ago 2
be careful , Tali has a shotgun :P
tautvis5555 11 months ago
Lol'd hard XD
TheLinkMasters 1 year ago
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite conversation on the Citadel.
sdcazares1980 1 year ago 53
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. I need to bring Garrus and Tali on more missions. XD
phoenixmar 1 year ago
They need to bring back the elevators for ME3, and have tali get pissed
drumskater337 1 year ago 6
Garrus: Do you ever miss those talks we have on the elevators?
Tali: No!
Garrus: Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla. It was an oppurtunity to share!
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later.
BWIENS789 1 year ago 9
.... does that mean saying "I'Ve Balls" is not funcional anymore?
k0c0urek333 1 year ago
neeh! Tali sould be more friendly, she is cute and romantic, well my guess
pefjavier 1 year ago
Very funny haha
SirJ26 1 year ago
"Continuing this conversation is not an option!"
ShadowNGPF 1 year ago
after the conversation is over shepard thinks to himself i need to find an elevator
TheWill499 1 year ago
At least they can make fun of the shortcoming of ME1 ^^ In the Shadow Broker DLC they say "Remember when you could just slap omni-gel onto anything?" =P
ssjdagas 1 year ago
You just have to love shotguns, and Garrus' random flashbacks :D
goodloord999 1 year ago
I love Tali she rules.
nigeltheoutlaw 1 year ago
one word: DEXTRO
NonstopRam 1 year ago
Garrus makes it sound SOOO sexual, LOL. "Remember those talks...." LOL
TheSkiingGuru 1 year ago 4
"I have a shotgun."
Well, that is an important part of anybody's immune system.
semisanity 1 year ago 26
1 person liked the elevators
humandalek1234 1 year ago
Garrus is SO effing awesome.
AWESOME000111 1 year ago
Love you Tali! <3
TheRedAngelz 1 year ago
Does anyone else talk when you're just walking around? I've never experienced that.
Attitude29018 1 year ago
@Attitude29018 yeah, it depends on the teammates you bring along and where you take them with you that determines the conversations.
Johnathanmaturino 1 year ago
@Attitude29018 There are quite a few spots where it's possible for part members to have random dialogue. Check the Mass Effect Wiki.
JakeOfRavenclaw 1 year ago
lmao! garrus just has so many ppl that dont like him
hunterholb 1 year ago
Its funny Garrus took a missile to the face and lived to tell about it. But hes afraid of a shotgun.
ultrajd 1 year ago
@ultrajd Of course he is - Tali won't miss and she knows where his vital organs are.
dgcatanisiri 1 year ago
No.
This conversation is over.
I have a shotgun.
Lmao, i love tali.
sloved77 1 year ago
''Tell me again about your Immune system''
''I have a Shotgun''
''Maybe we'll talk later''
hahahaha xD
ruronike1 1 year ago
did garrus just try to make a move on tali?
allthepeeps90 1 year ago
Who was the smartass that gave Tali a shotgun?
*shepard raises hand slowly*
Luxa3000 1 year ago 13
hehe remember to take shotgun to school and make sure i get no homework...or work
striker5495 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! "I have a shotgun" xDDDDD
willywonk0 1 year ago
Shotguns, the answer to more questions than you may have realized.
PingOnThis 1 year ago 271
@PingOnThis That, and flamethrowers.
TheIronChancellor1 1 year ago
@PingOnThis Like Zombies!
orvidon 1 year ago
@PingOnThis Works on krogans very often. You should try it.
SupaKillah666 6 months ago
@PingOnThis Only when supplemented with incindiary rounds.
ElectromagNick 5 months ago
@PingOnThis ^'d times infinity
CarlosIsDown 4 months ago
LOL ! nice one
AeRoS0n 1 year ago
omg the elevator in ME2 is so fucking long
KevinLuhrs 1 year ago
The way Garrus asks Tali if she remembers the talks, is so.... flirty...
Rafalskimi 1 year ago 5
@Rafalskimi They'd make a cute couple I'm not gonna lie. :)
KDumbledore 1 year ago
"Tell me again about your immune system!" he sounds like a little kid saying "daddy, tell me again how you did killed Tresher Maw!"
koobi180 1 year ago
I have a shotgun ;DDDDD
Letsnotzumba 1 year ago
I love tali ^-^
thecheeseforest 1 year ago
OMG OMG OMG I bought myself me2 and im downloading it on steam I THOUGHT GARRUS WAS DEAD FOR THE LOVE OF GINGY HES ALIVE!!! Fav Character on me1
conmana10 1 year ago
lol i have a shot gun! XD
pyroproductions1 1 year ago
you know I have never had this yet do you have to be on the citadel in that exact place for it to happen
wolf99000 1 year ago
@wolf99000 yeh just keep goin up stairs with them both
sleema2011 1 year ago
i have a shotgun LMFAO
racergsxr1 2 years ago 169
LMAO
renshai117 2 years ago
ME2 easter eggs simply rulezz ;)
ZajoSTi 2 years ago
LOL
xmkmx1 2 years ago
I laughed my ass off when I got this easter egg
ChaseUbito 2 years ago
mmmm... tali she has a shotgun
LegendaryA37 2 years ago
...eastern egg???
aukuse 2 years ago 39
Fixed, ty
DTkiddin 2 years ago 19
ok, nvm
aukuse 2 years ago
I had this happen it was awesome :)
DarkRubicant 2 years ago
Tali- "I have a shotgun."
Garrus- "Maybe we'll talk later..."
MrSupercows 2 years ago
tell me again about your immune system
killallianceftw 2 years ago
I guess Bioware will show Tali´s face in ME3, and wtf happened to the attempt to have kids with liara. I demand an uber-cool shepard/liara kid nauw!
jarpasmannen2 2 years ago
"I have a shotgun."
"Maybe well talk later..." XD
ModernMoviesInGaming 2 years ago
I wish this had happened to me. It's pure gold.
Kalamyti333 2 years ago