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  • Why is Tali acting so Negative? :/

  • @AnxAsianxArmy Well Garrus and Tali do get into some ethics arguement in the elevators back in ME1

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  • This conversation is over.

  • Oh, only if he talked that much when he's doing his "Calibrations" -_-

  • I have a shotgun..

    Yeah!, but just asking... Is it calibrated?

    Um, no but--

    I have a super-calibrated M-920 Cain bitch, so please, continue...

  • Garrus, I got dibs damn it...

  • lol, if i didn't have Tali, i'd say that Garrus would've gotten her XD

  • @Sizarion120 so why is she all angry at Garrus? I havent played the sequel yet.

  • its like the mission where you get mordin at the qurantine door gurad lets you in but not the woman and then shes pissed of about that and then guard replies: look lady you dont have a grenade launcher :D

  • best icebreaker ever I HAVE A SHOTGUN

  • lmfao. hey garrus. get your own girl

  • Guess Garrus went back to his calibrations OH!

  • tali: i have a shotgun.

    garrus: erm, maybe well talk later....after my calibrations.

  • LOL

  • Tali is fucking awesome.

  • I'm surprised Garrus isn't working on calibrations :O

    But this is funny as hell. BioWare even made fun of the long elevator rides in ME1 with those news stories or those little talks. They knew what they were doing, and it was definitely intentional hahaha.

  • I KNOW GARRUS ISNT HITTING ON MAH WOMAN......... unless........ no she's mah woman.......maybe.

  • Garrus: Remember those elevator rides?

    Tali: I remember that was before you became obsessed with calibrations.

    Garrus: . . . Maybe we'll talk again later.

  • Shepard: I have to go

  • Tali: I have a shotgun.

    Garrus: And I'm in the middle of some calibrations to do. Your point

  • pwned by tali 

  • God, these two were always the funniest (and best) characters in the game. They crack me up every time.

  • Tali: i have a shotgun

    Louis: and i have PILLS HERE

  • I can see it now. Tonight at ten, an insane Quarian goes on a killing spree in a local elevator.

  • Funny dialogue, not an easter egg.

  • my two favorite characters having at it...ahh i love it

  • shepard:*laughs to himself* oh garrus me and you need to have a man talk on how to pick up quarians back on the normandy. i show you the ropes:D

    Garrus:but what about my cali-

    Shepard: hey now dont start that again!!>:{

  • mass effect has taught me this: turians suck at hitting on quarians

  • Garrus, she's mine, and I have a ship with big guns you upgraded for me that says I keep her

  • @tallbenito How good are they after Garrus has calibrating them? xD

  • Looks like Garrus wanted to do a little calibrating on Tali! lol

  • I have a shot gun

  • I miss the elevatros.

  • Shotguns make any immune system awesome.

  • Shotgun

  • Haha. I love how she says "I have a shotgub" so bluntly.

  • @Test00000 WTF IS A SHOTGUB

  • My immune system's....

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Made of shotguns.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!

  • A shotgun is definitely the best type of immune system.

  • "I have a shotgun." "Well, tali, me too, if you know what I mean bab.." POW!

  • I wish i had a shotgun as an immunity system :p

  • I guess Tali is not a fan of nostalgia

  • be careful , Tali has a shotgun :P

  • Lol'd hard XD

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite conversation on the Citadel.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. I need to bring Garrus and Tali on more missions. XD

  • They need to bring back the elevators for ME3, and have tali get pissed

  • Garrus: Do you ever miss those talks we have on the elevators?

    Tali: No!

    Garrus: Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla. It was an oppurtunity to share!

    Tali: This conversation is over.

    Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!

    Tali: I have a shotgun.

    Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later.

  • .... does that mean saying "I'Ve Balls" is not funcional anymore?

  • neeh! Tali sould be more friendly, she is cute and romantic, well my guess

  • Very funny haha

  • "Continuing this conversation is not an option!"

  • after the conversation is over shepard thinks to himself i need to find an elevator

  • At least they can make fun of the shortcoming of ME1 ^^ In the Shadow Broker DLC they say "Remember when you could just slap omni-gel onto anything?" =P

  • You just have to love shotguns, and Garrus' random flashbacks :D

  • I love Tali she rules.

  • one word: DEXTRO

  • Garrus makes it sound SOOO sexual, LOL. "Remember those talks...." LOL

  • "I have a shotgun."

    Well, that is an important part of anybody's immune system.

  • 1 person liked the elevators

  • Garrus is SO effing awesome.

  • Love you Tali! <3

  • Does anyone else talk when you're just walking around? I've never experienced that.

  • @Attitude29018 yeah, it depends on the teammates you bring along and where you take them with you that determines the conversations.

  • @Attitude29018 There are quite a few spots where it's possible for part members to have random dialogue. Check the Mass Effect Wiki.

  • lmao! garrus just has so many ppl that dont like him

  • Its funny Garrus took a missile to the face and lived to tell about it. But hes afraid of a shotgun.

  • @ultrajd Of course he is - Tali won't miss and she knows where his vital organs are.

  • No.

    This conversation is over.

    I have a shotgun.

    Lmao, i love tali.

  • ''Tell me again about your Immune system''

    ''I have a Shotgun''

    ''Maybe we'll talk later''

    hahahaha xD

  • did garrus just try to make a move on tali?

  • Who was the smartass that gave Tali a shotgun?

    *shepard raises hand slowly*

  • hehe remember to take shotgun to school and make sure i get no homework...or work

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!! "I have a shotgun" xDDDDD

  • Shotguns, the answer to more questions than you may have realized.

  • @PingOnThis That, and flamethrowers.

  • @PingOnThis Like Zombies!

  • @PingOnThis Works on krogans very often. You should try it.

  • @PingOnThis Only when supplemented with incindiary rounds.

  • @PingOnThis ^'d times infinity

  • LOL ! nice one

  • omg the elevator in ME2 is so fucking long

  • The way Garrus asks Tali if she remembers the talks, is so.... flirty...

  • @Rafalskimi They'd make a cute couple I'm not gonna lie. :)

  • "Tell me again about your immune system!" he sounds like a little kid saying "daddy, tell me again how you did killed Tresher Maw!"

  • I have a shotgun ;DDDDD

  • I love tali ^-^

  • OMG OMG OMG I bought myself me2 and im downloading it on steam I THOUGHT GARRUS WAS DEAD FOR THE LOVE OF GINGY HES ALIVE!!! Fav Character on me1

  • lol i have a shot gun! XD

  • you know I have never had this yet do you have to be on the citadel in that exact place for it to happen

  • @wolf99000 yeh just keep goin up stairs with them both

  • i have a shotgun LMFAO

  • LMAO

  • ME2 easter eggs simply rulezz ;)

  • LOL

  • I laughed my ass off when I got this easter egg

  • mmmm... tali she has a shotgun

  • ...eastern egg???

  • Fixed, ty

  • ok, nvm

  • I had this happen it was awesome :)

  • Tali- "I have a shotgun."

    Garrus- "Maybe we'll talk later..."

  • tell me again about your immune system

  • I guess Bioware will show Tali´s face in ME3, and wtf happened to the attempt to have kids with liara. I demand an uber-cool shepard/liara kid nauw!

  • "I have a shotgun."

    "Maybe well talk later..." XD

  • I wish this had happened to me. It's pure gold.

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