Ladies, let's be real. If you didn't have a c*nt do you think any guy would even bother talking to you? Do you really think guys are chasing you for your beautiful minds? Grow up.
But of course you know it. You don't wear tight sweaters, short skirts and 'f*ck me' pumps to show off your intellect so why even pretend different?
I read in the newspaper that a tree fell on a women. I couldn't figure out how that happened, so i spent a week wounding how a tree got in the kitchen. ah great show mate
Yeah it is funnier aimed at women. But the kitchen jokes are boring. I'm the man of my relationship, my gf is always bringing me my beers and making my pot noodles while i sit around and play fable all day XD
In fact get off the internet, move out from your mothers house,learn some respect and be glad that she decided to keep you when she was carrying you under her heart.
Seriously? O_O No offensive, but you call yourself a man and you are crying that your cant make a sandwich by yourself:D
Women are amazing and should be respected. One this would be funnier if the jokes were actually funny. I think maybe one cooking joke would have been enough.....or wait how about none. Worst video ever and have some respect
And i hope you respect your mother who carried you for nine months and went through a shit load of pain to give birth to you :) And yeah women are beautiful.
Dumb? I go to university. Slut? Sorry sluts get paid and i haven't had sex in 2 years so that comment was flawed. And get back in the kitchen? Sorry i'm away out to get pished.
Men think they're so great, and they all seem to be the same. Women are clearly better. Men are just sperm donors. And once the banks are full and scientists have made artificial sperm we can kill you all off and reproduce on our own. But if all the women died humans would become extinct. Haha. Yous need us to live. We don't NEED yous. We just want your penis. Just sayin. Oh look at me ranting. I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
@MiaGardiner1 nahh, women are only good for sucking dick, and making my sandwich after. go back to the kitchen bitch, why the fuck did your owner let you off your leash?
@MiaGardiner1 Hope you make it with the bread that was baked in an oven invented by a man, using electricity that was harnessed by a man, in a house likely built by a man, in a city likely planned and constructed by men. :) Women are sexy tho
There's actually a tale I heard about why women have small feet. Apparently back in good ol' ancient times small feet were attractive and to help their daughters become attractive, women would force their daughters to wear the same size shoe for their entire life so that the foot could never grow out. It's actually apparently still done in some places.
Question: How come when women sleep with alot of men, they're considered a slut, but when men sleep with alot of women they're considered a player and respected for it?
Answer: Well if we have a key that unlocks many different locks, that's a master key right?
But if we have a lock that opens to many different keys, that's a shitty lock.
If you really don't like sexist jokes, learn to read titles. I'm pretty sure most of the people are hear to read something funny, not to rail on women. ill say these jokes to my girlfriend, and all she does is laugh because she know's they're JOKES.
btw, she only cooks because im busy drinking a beer
Thumbs up if u thought of something else The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just her and i Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just watt she wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my finger down her spine I did my best to place my hand on her breast I remember fear My fast beatin heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when she did I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last its finished All over now My first time Milking a cow
tihs is really sexist,and i'm a girl but i'm so not going to give you the satisfation of cusing you ou,but i really feel sorry for the poor girl who well ever date you.
May as well re-post this video as anti jokes. Example: What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby pinned to ten trees. For those that take offence to this, I hate children. Before you say anything, I know that I too was once a child and I once hated myself and I'm sure a few of you may think that maybe i still should. Also, some of you will say I posted this for attention, you could always just ignore my comment and i'll never even know if anyone read it. It's logical that way.
wtf man this shit is stupid i mean like i know i ts a joke and stuff and im a guy but this isnt right i wonder how many women have cussed u out now...
@Mccudden25 HA HA HA Don not forget your here to make me sandwich and clean mo dick, not make jokes! JK lol I make fun of woman all the time, don't forget were just kidding.
Something to note about the "womens place is in the kitchen" jokes, nowadays if it weren't for women coming out of the kitchen, we wouldn't be getting any money to support ourselves, let alone our families.
"The girl asks a sports qustion" the guy says, "uhh that is a very sports related question can you have a boy read that so we can take you seriously."
The best joke of them all is precisely "women rights". If animals are the rightful propery of man to do whatever the heck he wants with them - then why should women, who are even below most animals with regard to intellect, strength and moral, have any fucking rights AT ALL? Women don't deserve education, paid work or having the legal right man to own private property. Women are garbage; men are everything intelligent and beautiful in the world and universe.
@NewDay923 And that, my friend, is why you are never gonna get a girl......If a man cannot respect the woman he is with, HE is lower than garbage.....being that both males and females are human beings gives women as many rights as men........the fact that there are actually people out there that think like you make me sick.....your a disgrace to all men
this is awesome! and im a girl and i laughed so hard. in fact tomarrow is sexist thursday between me and my friends (who are also girls) so im gonna tell all of these jokes haha
I don't have a clue what the females here are complaining about. I'm pretty sure you jackasses make jokes about males when you're hanging out with your girlfriends, or your lesbian lovers, or whatever the hell you call each other. Stop acting like such a pussy, and learn how to laugh at yourselves. You have got to have the most sensitive feelings, holy shit, it's pathetic.
welp, men are on the world to keep women in a house and give them babies, and drive, women are here to clean the kitchen and house and they are there to challenge us in the most weird ways ever, and to entertain us, and bj's.
Ok enough is enough.!...I dont want ppl replying back at me with bad comments...I am not ugly and I dont have a fat ass, and for heavens sake I didnt go searching for this video alright....I wish I had not commented becoz all u guys just pounced on me like a hungry pack of wolves..I like men alright ,im not bitchy,so stop troubling me now.
its a sad world we living in u cant be black, chinese, native american and u cant be a woman u have to be a white man to get no jokes about u or racism or sexism im white but im a women so i found these jokes lame not funny andd totally sexist if u said that to ur mom or ur aunt or ur grandma they would slap u and if u said to ur gurlfriends they would slap u and dump u so plz think about what ur saying
@Harogrim um First. of all yeah im mad i made it pretty obvious retard. Second of all, your not a man your probably about 15 or 16 years old so dont say your a man when your not. Finally, Im not gonna make u a "sandvich" its free country deal with asshole i hope your only chance at girl is ruined cause ur sexist.
@rocker451000 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I laugh in your pathetic face - you cant even take a joke can you? Well, you probably can't get dick then. That's it, Im finished with some raging feminist. Please shut up, and learn to take a joke. People call me a nerd, fat, sometimes gay, but I don't rage, I laugh with them! That's why I have friends.
So please stop raging... AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN :D
@rocker451000 Take a fucking joke woman. Wht did you even click on it if you didnt want to see the jokes. Its called comedy and no gender or race is protected in comedy. If they were there would be no comedy. Look at all the female comedians that bash men. That shit is funny too! Loosen up and get the dildo out of your ass!
@rocker451000 Wow Dont make me make you go to the kitchen. And why do u say its a free country when you charge $10 per blow job (more like sloppy job) in the bathroom of some gas station. and its not a free country bitch, so get to your post in the kitchen, WELCOME TO ARABIA!
i have a funny joke about men i saw it online here it is men are like a bank account without alot of money they dont generate alot of interest! hahaaaaa lolll
Whats the only place is allowed to be outside the kitchen?
A pole
BigtitsMcgy 5 hours ago
This guys gonna die a virgin
AdrianCollings1 1 day ago
i love female bashing jokes but those were lame
TrueBlueCanuck 1 day ago
Women, you want to know a good come back to these jokes? If you come back with a sandwich.
cobwebe 2 days ago
Ladies, let's be real. If you didn't have a c*nt do you think any guy would even bother talking to you? Do you really think guys are chasing you for your beautiful minds? Grow up.
But of course you know it. You don't wear tight sweaters, short skirts and 'f*ck me' pumps to show off your intellect so why even pretend different?
Puck2442 2 days ago
I read in the newspaper that a tree fell on a women. I couldn't figure out how that happened, so i spent a week wounding how a tree got in the kitchen. ah great show mate
EnclaveLoyalist 2 weeks ago
Why do women get tans because there is no sunlight in the kitchen
18jammers 2 weeks ago
@18jammers that doesnt make sense.
PRoFetiiK 1 week ago
What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
The woman
Redmondthgreat 2 weeks ago
Cool story tell it again? Eh? It's cool story BRO needs more dragons. Umad?
MiaGardiner1 3 weeks ago
Umm i cant think of anything women in this world have done good...besides the dishes XD
gangstalicious2012 3 weeks ago
Yeah it is funnier aimed at women. But the kitchen jokes are boring. I'm the man of my relationship, my gf is always bringing me my beers and making my pot noodles while i sit around and play fable all day XD
MiaGardiner1 3 weeks ago
Hahaha so funny...
Actually no.
In fact get off the internet, move out from your mothers house,learn some respect and be glad that she decided to keep you when she was carrying you under her heart.
Seriously? O_O No offensive, but you call yourself a man and you are crying that your cant make a sandwich by yourself:D
SassyPrincessx 3 weeks ago
WOW HOW BOUT GETTIN JOKES THAT DON;T INVOLVE THE FUCKIN KITCHEN
LarietFord 3 weeks ago
to many good ones to remember, gonna have to watch this one a few times.
LMGunslinger 4 weeks ago
HAHA some were funny actually most of them were but ima blonde so i didnt understand some of them
inkpocadot33 4 weeks ago
Fucked up but funny
Warrior27899 1 month ago
Women are amazing and should be respected. One this would be funnier if the jokes were actually funny. I think maybe one cooking joke would have been enough.....or wait how about none. Worst video ever and have some respect
IROWW5 1 month ago
@IROWW5 Lol your funny
TheRepublicPanda 1 month ago
@IROWW5 get off the computer and go an turn the oven down now
jazzas90000 3 weeks ago
And i hope you respect your mother who carried you for nine months and went through a shit load of pain to give birth to you :) And yeah women are beautiful.
MiaGardiner1 1 month ago
hmm ooookai well im just gonna watch this arguement "grabs popcorn"
GirlAcrossTheBlock 1 month ago
Oh and men are only good for paying for everything and fixing shelves.
MiaGardiner1 1 month ago
@MiaGardiner1 not bad but its just funnier when aimed at women
jazzas90000 3 weeks ago
Sucking dick? Sorry i don't swing that way anyway. And my girlfriend isn't my 'owner'.
MiaGardiner1 1 month ago
These are funny but I've heard them a million times.I was hoping for some that are different.Someone amuse me?
kimmay1990 1 month ago
Dumb? I go to university. Slut? Sorry sluts get paid and i haven't had sex in 2 years so that comment was flawed. And get back in the kitchen? Sorry i'm away out to get pished.
MiaGardiner1 1 month ago
Why do women have smaller feet? To stand closer to the cooker....
HomChoiBored 1 month ago
Men think they're so great, and they all seem to be the same. Women are clearly better. Men are just sperm donors. And once the banks are full and scientists have made artificial sperm we can kill you all off and reproduce on our own. But if all the women died humans would become extinct. Haha. Yous need us to live. We don't NEED yous. We just want your penis. Just sayin. Oh look at me ranting. I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
MiaGardiner1 1 month ago
@MiaGardiner1 you do need us, dumb slut...go to the kitchen.
ttrager3 1 month ago
@MiaGardiner1 nahh, women are only good for sucking dick, and making my sandwich after. go back to the kitchen bitch, why the fuck did your owner let you off your leash?
kekoawooden 1 month ago
@MiaGardiner1 Hope you make it with the bread that was baked in an oven invented by a man, using electricity that was harnessed by a man, in a house likely built by a man, in a city likely planned and constructed by men. :) Women are sexy tho
JDunigan88 1 month ago
@MiaGardiner1 cool story tell it again
explosionguy23 3 weeks ago
I'm a guy and that's just not funny.
1upProductions100 1 month ago
@1upProductions100 thats because you are gay buddy.
kekoawooden 1 month ago
And how are these supposed to be sexist? They would be slutty and fuck if they were sexist
MissPonyLover1231 1 month ago
Mmmm coz of the desc.... I want a sandwhich.... and i cracked up at 0.44
MissPonyLover1231 1 month ago
Mom: do your dishes honey
Me: no. Bitches do dishes.
Mom: ok honey
zutashotz14 1 month ago
I was going to post a comment to insult the author of this vid
until i realized i watched this video in my iPod while doing dishes :/
Maymona13 1 month ago
You wanna hear a joke!? Rights for women.
adam24kobe1 1 month ago
@adam24kobe1 I cannot tell you how many times I have heard that joke
TheZeratora 1 month ago
@TheZeratora right? hahaha
ttrager3 1 month ago
@adam24kobe1 Heard it already.Get something new :-)
kimmay1990 1 month ago
There's actually a tale I heard about why women have small feet. Apparently back in good ol' ancient times small feet were attractive and to help their daughters become attractive, women would force their daughters to wear the same size shoe for their entire life so that the foot could never grow out. It's actually apparently still done in some places.
ZuilzonDTD 1 month ago
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
706Samara 1 month ago
why do married men die younger than married women ?
because they want to
JerichoDitch2 1 month ago
haha im a girl and i LOVE sexism jokes haha
706Samara 1 month ago
jokes were no longer funny and just stupid about half way in the video .. -_____-
CanBlindBirdsFly 1 month ago
@meganbatwoman you're part of the 10%. ;)
phlipashiz 1 month ago
A baby seal walked in to a club...
thiessmonkey 1 month ago
whats's the worst thing to call a woman?
Your wife!
IMbetterTHANyou111 1 month ago
lol and now your singal:)
scottysmile 1 month ago
why cant hellen keller drive. she needs one hand on the wheel and one on the road
RedJell00 1 month ago
You wanna know the best joke of all??? That was so fucked up, im gonna find you and make YOU do my GF'S dishes!
MrHat3r3 1 month ago
Please woman dont take this joke offensivly:
Q: If a tree falls on a woman and no is around to hear it, does it make a noise?
A: Whats a tree doing in the kitchen?!?
Only joking though, dont take offense:)
MrJunior81095 1 month ago
Lol....know why women live longer???...because the knives are in the kitchen.
AsiainGirlSwagg0123 2 months ago
heyyy dont make fun of hellen keller
TheAnimeStreamer 2 months ago
Keep the women out of MY kitchen! They'd just fuck up my dinner!
bafmd 2 months ago
Im a Sexist I find this girl
XD
psoel1 2 months ago
these jokes are stupidly funny omg!!!!!!!!!!
crakajuana 2 months ago
1:48, that's a lie!! im a 14 year old girl and wear an adult size 11
rockergirll13 2 months ago
@rockergirll13 are you hot?
johnmuie 2 months ago
Question: How come when women sleep with alot of men, they're considered a slut, but when men sleep with alot of women they're considered a player and respected for it?
Answer: Well if we have a key that unlocks many different locks, that's a master key right?
But if we have a lock that opens to many different keys, that's a shitty lock.
rockergirll13 2 months ago 25
@rockergirll13
How about because no woman, discovering her husband was sleeping around, has had to wonder if she'd invested years raising some other woman's kids.
Puck2442 2 days ago
@TheMentallyAwesome hence the title "sexist JOKES". get the picture?
Awesomehobo44 2 months ago
I'm making myself a sandwich (no woman)
JayKegger 2 months ago
they were good at the beginning but then got bad. But what i want to know is who would drive in the kitchen. I mean really..
Shieket 2 months ago
i got one: If a girl sees a tree fall does it make a noise Trick question there aren't trees in a kitchen
emomonkey200 2 months ago
Why do Black Widow spiders kill their males after mating? Because they know that men are only good for one thing.
neeDazzle 2 months ago
@neeDazzle haha alright i think us guys had that coming to us we deserved it lol
Awesomehobo44 2 months ago
@Awesomehobo44 no one deserves it, they are just jokes. Its hard to make jokes about guys cause they have to be good at everything = - =
neeDazzle 2 months ago
The first two jokes were pretty funny. I only like sexist jokes that are violent and or sexual.
StartTheRaceWar 2 months ago
@StartTheRaceWar awww poor baby
EtownMurderJunkie 2 months ago
how did hillary clinton become secretary of state? someone let her out of the kitchen
kulebra5 3 months ago
@kulebra5 The jew let her out of the kitchen, like they did with all women.
StartTheRaceWar 2 months ago
my favorite ones 1-doesnt the word female soundlike "feed the male".
2-why dont womens need umbrellas? it doesnt rain in the kitchen.
i want a sandwich now
Terenceentertainment 3 months ago
forgot the best one...why did god invent yeast infections? so women would know what its like to live wiyh a misrable cunt!
mpwilson1000 3 months ago
i'm a woman and i find these funny :') (brings laptop to kitchen)
meganbatwoman 3 months ago in playlist joke 50
@meganbatwoman theres a keeper :D
TheOrionStar 2 months ago
@meganbatwoman your awesome
jjelf2 2 months ago
@meganbatwoman you're a good sport! much love!
MineIsHuge 2 months ago
@meganbatwoman why were you out of the kitchen? unless it was in the laundry room , then your okay
MrStephenmac95 1 month ago
whats the name of this song please reply or pm thank you.
pr0macrs 3 months ago
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?. Throw it in the dump & marry a new one!.
HBKanedge818 3 months ago
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I don't mean to toot my own horn, but i have some funny jokes myself, just come check out my chanel!
SmurfSalad 3 months ago
If you really don't like sexist jokes, learn to read titles. I'm pretty sure most of the people are hear to read something funny, not to rail on women. ill say these jokes to my girlfriend, and all she does is laugh because she know's they're JOKES.
btw, she only cooks because im busy drinking a beer
MrSakicFan 3 months ago
56 people that viewed this video are women... Enough said.
UnknownFreshyy 3 months ago
@UnknownFreshyy 58
akeemsanders76 3 months ago
14mexicanforlife 3 months ago
@TheMentallyAwesome I want turkey on my samich'! Get to IT! Ondelay! Ondeylay!
TheMrSpartanking 3 months ago
@TheMentallyAwesome if you don't like sexist jokes, why watch a video titled "Sexist Jokes"?
MisterSoulless 3 months ago
What do you call a man without a sandwich?
A man who fucked up
VideoCriticOnline 3 months ago
I have a joke.
A woman saw a tree... wait... how is there a tree in the kitchen?
fastwolf98 3 months ago
i got 1 4 cameronstirling
roses are red
violets are blue
i have 5 fingers
the middle ones 4 u
TheOpticLegacy 3 months ago
1.what do ya call a women 4 ft out of the kitchen.....lost
2. how do ya turn a dish washer into a snowblower.....give da bitch a shovel
3.why couldnt helen keller drive....she was a wome
no efence to girls if you want to anymore jokes of anykind check out my channel and just ask.... please thumbs up!
technomadness13 3 months ago
Im a girl.. why did i laugh of this?...
ArohaSwagger 3 months ago
@ArohaSwagger you might be a lesbian.
dmariathas 3 months ago
@dmariathas Yeah.. but im still a girl ain't i?.. or.. it's maybe not the same then.. lol, idk!
ArohaSwagger 3 months ago
You know... It is possible to think these are funny and totally disagree with everything they stand for.
Zaidon7 3 months ago 2
tihs is really sexist,and i'm a girl but i'm so not going to give you the satisfation of cusing you ou,but i really feel sorry for the poor girl who well ever date you.
BlackYukiRose7227 3 months ago
May as well re-post this video as anti jokes. Example: What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby pinned to ten trees. For those that take offence to this, I hate children. Before you say anything, I know that I too was once a child and I once hated myself and I'm sure a few of you may think that maybe i still should. Also, some of you will say I posted this for attention, you could always just ignore my comment and i'll never even know if anyone read it. It's logical that way.
flamwizard 3 months ago
wtf man this shit is stupid i mean like i know i ts a joke and stuff and im a guy but this isnt right i wonder how many women have cussed u out now...
ianrobbins2 3 months ago
It's a pretty sad world when a man can't even do something as simple as make his own fucking sandwich!
Mccudden25 3 months ago
@Mccudden25 Yeah thats why we got bitches like you do it for us?
CrazzyNation 3 months ago
@CrazzyNation - You don't got 'shit' you big man you LMFAO
Mccudden25 3 months ago
@Mccudden25 HA HA HA Don not forget your here to make me sandwich and clean mo dick, not make jokes! JK lol I make fun of woman all the time, don't forget were just kidding.
CrazzyNation 3 months ago
What do women and motorbikes have in comon?
when ya freinds see you having a ride, they want a go
psycicpowers 3 months ago 12
Girl: Why can't life be simple??
Guy: What's complicated about getting in the kitchen and making me a sandwich??
miniflek 3 months ago
ummi only liked the last 1 the rest were gay
btmesias 4 months ago
Whats the difference between a Toaster, a washing machine. a dishwasher and a woman.
The toaster because its only one that isnt wet when its fucked.
MrTeabag13 4 months ago
I'm a feminist. I love women!
retroprodigy40 4 months ago
@cameronstirling Too bad you got a girly name LOL
jk
funny video
orauf1 4 months ago
Something to note about the "womens place is in the kitchen" jokes, nowadays if it weren't for women coming out of the kitchen, we wouldn't be getting any money to support ourselves, let alone our families.
FutureUSMC12 4 months ago
@FutureUSMC12 - Which ironically enough men would also whinge about...
Mccudden25 3 months ago
Whats the difference between your penis and your paycheck?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck...
BunnynutExtreme 4 months ago
i should be offended but im to busy laughing
BlackxPinkY 4 months ago
if you can't take a joke, why are you searching up sexist jokes...really?
wikthis 4 months ago
"The girl asks a sports qustion" the guy says, "uhh that is a very sports related question can you have a boy read that so we can take you seriously."
jaasielarellano 4 months ago
a few more like evey single one
funfunfun114 4 months ago
men r dicks thats why i dont do dick boo-boo
im more of a pussy fan myself
LezboCam69 4 months ago
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The best joke of them all is precisely "women rights". If animals are the rightful propery of man to do whatever the heck he wants with them - then why should women, who are even below most animals with regard to intellect, strength and moral, have any fucking rights AT ALL? Women don't deserve education, paid work or having the legal right man to own private property. Women are garbage; men are everything intelligent and beautiful in the world and universe.
NewDay923 4 months ago
@NewDay923 And that, my friend, is why you are never gonna get a girl......If a man cannot respect the woman he is with, HE is lower than garbage.....being that both males and females are human beings gives women as many rights as men........the fact that there are actually people out there that think like you make me sick.....your a disgrace to all men
DeNamETae 4 months ago
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hahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha make me a sandwich bitch
richleeburg 4 months ago
how are women and condoms alike? they both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick
heydude111100 4 months ago 34
@heydude111100 That is the funniest joke in the world. :D HAHAHA You made my day.
CuteArielXOX 4 months ago
How to make 5 pounds of fat look good? You put a nipple on it
jovan856 4 months ago
this is awesome! and im a girl and i laughed so hard. in fact tomarrow is sexist thursday between me and my friends (who are also girls) so im gonna tell all of these jokes haha
phoobear33 4 months ago
Why are you makeing sexist jokes? Why can't you get along with other women or are you just a bad person. Sexism,vioeltewn will not solve anything.
TheBladecharge 4 months ago
@TheBladecharge >:( ....... Shut up and get in the kitchen.....
freehugsboy 4 months ago
@freehugsboy dude i am male.
TheBladecharge 4 months ago
@TheBladecharge Then why are you complaining about sexism
freehugsboy 4 months ago
@TheBladecharge I a male not a female.
TheBladecharge 4 months ago
@TheBladecharge it seems pointless and unsecarry ( to me).
TheBladecharge 4 months ago
i laughed my ASS off XD and YES i am female. and all u chicks freakin out about this vid, why the fuck did you click on it? XD
heartbroken0kitty 4 months ago
I don't have a clue what the females here are complaining about. I'm pretty sure you jackasses make jokes about males when you're hanging out with your girlfriends, or your lesbian lovers, or whatever the hell you call each other. Stop acting like such a pussy, and learn how to laugh at yourselves. You have got to have the most sensitive feelings, holy shit, it's pathetic.
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deterredgumbybunny11 4 months ago
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You stupid piece of shit!
deterredgumbybunny11 4 months ago
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You fucking idiot.
deterredgumbybunny11 4 months ago
That's right. We are women. You are just a stupid little, boy! Stil in their teens.
deterredgumbybunny11 4 months ago
@deterredgumbybunny11 calling me stupid huh?! GET THE FUCK IN THE KITCHEN NOW!!!! BITCH
8isthemagicnumber 4 months ago
welp, men are on the world to keep women in a house and give them babies, and drive, women are here to clean the kitchen and house and they are there to challenge us in the most weird ways ever, and to entertain us, and bj's.
JoeMcHypnoToe 4 months ago
These aren't jokes, these are seriously hurtful
XilianX2010 4 months ago
now im really finding all this very funny.
MsAps123 5 months ago
hahaha....hey nice jokes dude...though Im a girl I dont mind, its ok !:-)
MsAps123 5 months ago
Ok enough is enough.!...I dont want ppl replying back at me with bad comments...I am not ugly and I dont have a fat ass, and for heavens sake I didnt go searching for this video alright....I wish I had not commented becoz all u guys just pounced on me like a hungry pack of wolves..I like men alright ,im not bitchy,so stop troubling me now.
MsAps123 5 months ago
its a sad world we living in u cant be black, chinese, native american and u cant be a woman u have to be a white man to get no jokes about u or racism or sexism im white but im a women so i found these jokes lame not funny andd totally sexist if u said that to ur mom or ur aunt or ur grandma they would slap u and if u said to ur gurlfriends they would slap u and dump u so plz think about what ur saying
rocker451000 5 months ago
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@rocker451000 No one cares what you think
PratosKS 5 months ago
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@PratosKS no one cares about u
rocker451000 4 months ago
@rocker451000 Ha, bitch you mad? Go back to kitchen and make SANDVICH FOR MAN!!
Harogrim 4 months ago
@Harogrim um First. of all yeah im mad i made it pretty obvious retard. Second of all, your not a man your probably about 15 or 16 years old so dont say your a man when your not. Finally, Im not gonna make u a "sandvich" its free country deal with asshole i hope your only chance at girl is ruined cause ur sexist.
rocker451000 4 months ago
@rocker451000 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I laugh in your pathetic face - you cant even take a joke can you? Well, you probably can't get dick then. That's it, Im finished with some raging feminist. Please shut up, and learn to take a joke. People call me a nerd, fat, sometimes gay, but I don't rage, I laugh with them! That's why I have friends.
So please stop raging... AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN :D
Harogrim 4 months ago
@rocker451000 Take a fucking joke woman. Wht did you even click on it if you didnt want to see the jokes. Its called comedy and no gender or race is protected in comedy. If they were there would be no comedy. Look at all the female comedians that bash men. That shit is funny too! Loosen up and get the dildo out of your ass!
scottrmaynard 4 months ago
@scottrmaynard First of all i posted on this video cuz i caan its a free country. second of all i dont have any dildos so stop lieing ok shut up.
rocker451000 4 months ago
@scottrmaynard except of corse white men
RunescapeHelpxxx 4 months ago
@rocker451000 What are you doing on the computer and not in the kitchen??
freehugsboy 4 months ago 15
@freehugsboy cuz i dont i dont go the kitchen! its a free country i can do watever the fuck i want so yeah that pretty much prves my point.
rocker451000 4 months ago
@freehugsboy UM No how about u get off ur fat lazy ass and get it urself
rocker451000 3 months ago
@rocker451000 i'm 12
freehugsboy 3 months ago
@rocker451000 Get back to the kitchen you deviant wicked whore.
revolutionaryloner 3 months ago
@rocker451000 GET BACK TO YER KITCHEN YOU LIL SCRAWNY BITCH!!
really, you cant take a joke, and your chance getting DICK is ruined.
Harogrim 4 months ago
@rocker451000 Wow Dont make me make you go to the kitchen. And why do u say its a free country when you charge $10 per blow job (more like sloppy job) in the bathroom of some gas station. and its not a free country bitch, so get to your post in the kitchen, WELCOME TO ARABIA!
8isthemagicnumber 4 months ago
@rocker451000 WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!....U SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN!...
therealBER 4 months ago
@rocker451000 my mom, my grandma and my gf laugh at these and said they were "cute"
8isthemagicnumber 4 months ago
@rocker451000 I'm a Native man...
How fast can a Native down a mickey? Just one chug. LOL
Greysonwolf14 3 months ago
@rocker451000 Why are you not doing the dishes?
acdc2454 3 months ago
i have a funny joke about men i saw it online here it is men are like a bank account without alot of money they dont generate alot of interest! hahaaaaa lolll
rocker451000 5 months ago
@jessie7645 i totally agree with u
rocker451000 5 months ago
@goldencenturion im out of the kitchen cuz my man makes me food i dont make da food he does or i will dump him opposite isnt it
rocker451000 5 months ago
@adriane40 llol
rocker451000 5 months ago
@maxxedout15 nope im gooddd make it urself fat asss
rocker451000 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i was telling my mum sexist jokes and she said, look at it from a womans point f view .... so i looked out the kitchen window ;)
TheJudgetv 5 months ago