Shit Canadian Guys Say - Episode 1

[nilorac123321]

Oh god....I'm american and I am...sad to see this. Just stop. Please. Before you make us all look like retarded assholed.

[lolpervs]

@nilorac123321 Don't worry, you're going to do that to yourself. Oh wait, you just did.

[9northstars]

terrible

[GuitarManTayana]

why the fuck say fuck if your just gonna censor it anyways piss me offf

[lolpervs]

@GuitarManTayana Well motherfuck me and my mama and my sister, eh!

[kilian76]

OMG this is terrible, you should be embarrassed.

[ianjohnson171]

lol americans are so stupid

[buggybear77]

As a proud Canadian who grew up in Canada, I have to say that this vid was extremely insulting. I mean Canadians have a pretty good sense of humour overall but I don't any Canadian appreciated this vid. You just took 2 minutes of peoples time to insult an entire nation.  Better hope you don't travel up this way because you would have a few million people pissed off at you.

[lolpervs]

@buggybear77 Behold my immense personal power to PISS OFF AN ENTIRE NATION! *vomits on Canadian flag*

[buggybear77]

@lolpervs I'm guessing you're American because only Americans would act so cocky and arrogant. Congratulations, You're a proud douchebag, YAYYYYYYY :D

[lolpervs]

@buggybear77 Aw, fellow Canuck, you need to go eat a friendly maple snowcone because you're being non-sterotypically Canadian! Chillax, Beev!

[Jennakthx]

your moustache kind of looks like pubic hair

[lolpervs]

@Jennakthx I'm moosey and I know it.

[mrstork94]

@lolpervs no.

[MorbidMinisterX]

I am Canadian and this is a FAIL

[Mickr4]

Basically he tough, i'm going to act like a moron and pretend canadian do this stuff...

I never saw anyone do or say those things..

And btw.. Im from Québec and now the gas is even more expensive XD 1.36$L

[lolpervs]

@Mickr4 We're taxed to frozen moose shit here in socialist Canuckistan.

[Mickr4]

@lolpervs I see a canucks hater.... I wont be loosing time arguing then XD

[superdupersofia92]

I am Canadian and know no guys that talk like this...

[lolpervs]

@superdupersofia92 I am Canadian. THAT WAS A BEER AD, EH?!?!

[killerkhalsa27]

what kinda aceent is that and this so not true chqnge it to quebec or wherever your from because down in toronto its not even close

[ideamiag]

@killerkhalsa27 :this accent has nothing to do with quebec either. She's just playing around.

[lolpervs]

@killerkhalsa27 My father's mother's grandmother's great great grandfather's father taughts me everything I knows about Caninglish.

[FNLILV50]

super mario?

[lolpervs]

@FNLILV50 Super Pemmicano!

[sodacan735]

this is taking the shit people say thing too far

[lolpervs]

@sodacan735 I'd like to blow chunkies on the original video creators! BARFEH!

[iHaveSTDsXD]

I'm Canadian haha, we say NONE of this. The 'sh*t girls say' was funnier because they ACTUALLY said the stuff haha. We say eh, and aboot, and live in igloos. Those are the good stereotypes! Now I gots to go out n catch the las poler bear to da pond eh?

[1994vidwatcher]

i think this should be called shit alcoholics say

[lolpervs]

@1994vidwatcher You have a points there. Should I change the title for tundra kicks?

[mymompants]

Ontario Man Like ME :D

[graniteminds]

Is it act or SAY?

[youremyheroinefull]

wtf xd

[WhatWouldHermioneDo1]

dont you just hate it when your polar bear runs away with a beaver?! I mean thats how i get to school!

[ChaddMellow]

holy fuck your gas is expensive.. which province are you at??

[lolpervs]

@lolpervs I say queer lovingly, eh!



[GoldenFlither15]

Okay, is there just this warp zone at the American/Canadian border that transports Americans to this alternate universe when they try to get into Canada?

[MonsterSandwich99]

I'm Canadian, yet I don't understand this at all.

[lolpervs]

@MonsterSandwich99 It's hard when we only gots elementary school here taughts by wild game.

[ambrioo]

whoever says this isn't funny and so true is a retard ehhh hahaha this was so funny

[seakid123]

@aagaahaagaa Lol so true

[Adiahset]

new this was wrong the second he started chasing a squirrel, they're every where, no one notices them at all

[mrbanana2379]

hahaha this is every bit Canadian,eh. good job der feller! now excuse me im gonna eat some bacon

[DarrelGOP]

where the hell do u live? in Yukon?

[lolpervs]

@DarrelGOP Nope, PUKON!

[lolpervs]

@TheYoungsterz1 La ville des super BS!

[aagaahaagaa]

I think this is what fubar says.

[Vulleto]

lol canadians don't even say most of this stuff.

[Creeperkid14]

@Vulleto ikr

[shanedpc]

If anything thats how americans act lol

[army2k08]

Thumbs up if you tried to club a seal today but missed because you were pissed.

[lolpervs]

@army2k08 I know, eh? Someone pissed hard into the Canuck brekkie slop this morning! So many cornholehios with nerd rage issues! FACK!

[army2k08]

Haha..Too funny, eh!!

[ChelleyFish]

I don't think you guys get she's probably Canadian... They don't have petro can's in the states...

[joshuamck1387]

Yeah.... this should be called "Shit dirty ass natives say"...

[delsharko]

you know Canada's a big place right? Did you mean Fort Mac?

[lolpervs]

@delsharko Fort Ballsack! HA HA HA!

[jeffyg123]

By 'Canadian' - I think you meant, Sh*t uneducated Albertan men (& women) say ...just awful. 2:08 mins I'll never get back. Plz don't make any more videos. thnx.

[bluetoronto4]

* Shit rednecks say.

[Jinxerz010792]

Wait, did I catch a reference to Edmonton?

Now this all makes sense.

That's not a Canadian Guy you've got here. That's an Albertan.

The rest of Canada likes to generally disassociate ourselves with Alberta. They're too much like our neighbors to the south.

[DualThunderGunZ]

Hey a**hole,we canadians dont talk like that and most of our population is kind people, u fat americans that always eat to much in McDonalds.

[phonzee101]

I've been living in Canada my whole life and may I say that was so innumerate it wasn't even funny.

[lolpervs]

@phonzee101 Innumerate is not the correct word; innumerate means lacking basic knowledge in arithmetic. You meant inaccurate, I think, eh?

[phonzee101]

@lolpervs thanks for the correction

[rockatari]

I thought every thing was decent until the bar then it was down hill.

[lolpervs]

@rockatari I like your username. RAWK OUT WITH YA CAWK OUT!!!!

[alex17gee]

Surprised this chick doesn't think we live in igloos and ride our pet polar bears to school..

[lolpervs]

@alex17gee I don't think, I KNOW. O___________O

[EmgoFilms]

@alex17gee yea dont people know... only the NOTHERN side does that

[SuperMegaDragons]

you make all Canadians in general seem like ass's . .. i am a Canadian , and everyone else who is here CLEARLY states that you make us all look awful.

[lolpervs]

@SuperMegaDragons You meant assES, not ass's, which is the possessive form of ass. Example, "The ass's ass is a masterpiece!"

[JeremyGregson]

That was just brutal, clearly you know nothing about our country and what we say eh.

[blueberryboy16]

lmfao, farr from it girl



[Juicestain72]

haha this is absolutely brutal, if you're going to be stereotypical at least know the stereo types, jesus fuck. Hockey was mentioned what, 0 times? GG dumbass.

[lolpervs]

@Juicestain72 Not all of us are puckbillionaires, Stainmaster. Need a ShamWow?

[MrKolerful]

... we dont swear, never swear, i say fly off ya hoser... or flip cupen eh

[lolpervs]

@MrKolerful aw facks, thats moose poo, ya dumb puck!

[colinmackaysk8]

@t0xin420 lol calm your shit

[Joshuamorr]

More research needed.

[lolpervs]

@Joshuamorr Will you fly me out to yer igloo trailer?

[Joshuamorr]

@lolpervs I'm surprised you think we're smart enough to have planes!

[lolpervs]

@Joshuamorr Yea. That why you should glue on a couple of feathers, find a cliff and go take off, eh! LehL! What part of Canuckistan you from?

[lolpervs]

@t0xin420 I think yous needs to smoke more green to be less means, Spacerboy. Chillax, have a few beers, and dream of government GST rebates.

[thunderstrike9999]

@lolpervs Holy fuck, I'd tell you off for how stupid this was but I don't think you'd understand half the words I say.

[xxxspideyxxx]

you dont know anything aboot canadians eh

[hailey1454]

unless if your from nunavut, then we dot sound like that

[Mspraisegirl1]

@hailey1454 honesty!!!! I want to know what Canadian this person met... cause I know I don't sound like that.

[skidoofr3ak144]

take off you fuckin hoser! i dont sound anything like that eh!

[lolpervs]

@skidoofr3ak144 people who finished grade four r so pretentiass, eh!

[lolpervs]

@JKarlz86 But I am a man of my peeple!

[Mspraisegirl1]

huh? What part of Canada is that?

[lolpervs]

@Mspraisegirl1 Edminton, just north of Cowgary.

[colinmackaysk8]

@lolpervs Edmonton** Calgary*** 

[lolpervs]

@colinmackaysk8 I forgot Lechbridge! Fack!

[lolpervs]

@lolpervs And wes all knows about Fort McFackkery

[colinmackaysk8]

@lolpervs that would be Lethbridge

[lolpervs]

@colinmackaysk8 Noh, Red Beer and Barff.

[colinmackaysk8]

@lolpervs Red Deer and Banff

[lolpervs]

@colinmackaysk8 Medicine Heck and Lloyd Masturbates.

[SeshMastaFlex]

this is awful...

[lolpervs]

@SeshMastaFlex So is Miller Lite!

[TheTRJG]

This is wrong. We never yell "eh" when we're chasing squirels...scares em away

[lolpervs]

@TheTRJG What do you yell when yer chasing a cat?

[TheTRJG]

@lolpervs Normally we tend not to chase cats but normally "here kitty kitty come kitty come kitty" normally works

[TheNevan60]

LMAO - I'vee SEEN guys like this - avoid them like the plague. Great spoof lolpervs!

[leafs921]

why do you have pubes on your upper lip?

[lolpervs]

@leafs921 Nope. It's pure canadian beaver floss.

[pittielove]

this could've been funny if you specified why this canadians so gross.. what hick canadian guys say? .. or, more accurately, what dbag americans say when trying to blend in in canada.

[paulgelok]

laME

[MissyJD94]

a) No. How would our country function if this were true?

c) Gross...

d) "You gotta start every day with a Timmy's"!? I F'n say that all the time!

Americans just don't understand why we love Tim Hortons...

[LucyAussie1]

ROTFL..I just cant stop watching this

[peladophobia69420]

poutine??????

[LucyAussie1]

Canadians hate it because its too funny and true...I like the squirrel part..and the five best things in life LOL;)

[MissyJD94]

@LucyAussie1 How is this true? It's funny, I guess, as long as people don't take it seriously... but wandering around drunk and puking in trees?

[lolpervs]

@MissyJD94 Lady, lady, lady, you needs to drink more rye and cokes, thens you will know how to blow chunkies into conifers!

[lolpervs]

@MissyJD94 Lady, lady, lady, you needs to drink more rye and cokes, thens you will know how to blow chunkies into conifers!

[goongycakes]

this is the maritime man 

[Estellex333]

i dont say half of this... and i dont have that type of accent....

[urupindaair]

-____- fuck america

[LucyAussie1]

so true lol...but theyll never admit to it

[AQUAMARINETMI]

i think this is a certain type of canadian

[MissyJD94]

@AQUAMARINETMI I agree. I know some people who are like this. But it's not because they're Canadian. It's because they're just gross. Gross people live everywhere.

[AQUAMARINETMI]

that was funny

nickelback!!!!!!!!!!

[lolpervs]

@cardse14 Check out my new parody of Rebecca Black on my channel page!!! Pedobear makes an appearance and it's Brock's Dub approved!

[Gibb9494]

You should just take this down... its possibly the worst "shit ____ says" I've ever seen

[Mattcoloris1]

im canadian and have never said any of that

[JolaMorena88]

GIVE ER'! lollll so true!

[TheRiveroad]

This girl deff got dumped by a Canadian boy

[SkJoNeR182]

im Canadian, and were all not like terry and dean,

[lolpervs]

@SkJoNeR182 that is a national tragehdy, there.

[lexxypexxy]

this is like redneck Canadian, I think.

[ComesATime01]

hahah Snot Rocket!!



[bdub22222]

This was completely incorrect.

[TheTakito95]

naaah, canadians can handle some beers! none of that puking shit

[InfiniteMomentStudio]

@TheTakito95

Right on, Puking is for the states :)

[iluvlemons1]

More like stereotypical white american dad aside from the Timmies.

[rebeldegirl1818]

LOOOOOOLLL we say eh and we love timmies ... All the rest is completely inaccurate haha ! Nice try i guess ...

[AmDes]

this should be called shit americans say lmao

[allysha1990]

lmfao the whole Timmies thing is totally accurate!

[28macnel]

are you even from canada?

[SGTxPuszka]

this is more american than anything

[jodylear]

No way. Not accurate.

[JustMeEmiliee]

Canadians aren't this gross

[jacquieattackie]

this is not accurate

[metallica0918]

i thought it was pretty accurate lmao

[InfiniteMomentStudio]

You got the name wrong, This is "Shit Americans Think Canadians say"

Anyone agree?

[michellessel]

@InfiniteMomentStudio i completely agree!

[bmxpeter8]

@InfiniteMomentStudio agreed, we'r wayyyy cooler than that, and... we know how to party!

[crazymac1dhrider]

really u say five things but not hockey and u think ur canadian eh?

[incognito1755]

this is the OPPOSITE of a canadian. so wrong. this gives Canadians a bad rep.

[skijumpbruchetta]

this completely against almost all canadian values wtf

[SpurMz]

dis cunt be stoopid

[shadowlinkad]

this wasn't even funny, you just looked like a fucking idiot, i'm canadian and i'm pretty sure we don't all, especially females blast our asses in the toilet... because everyone knows girls don't poop. Nor wear mustaches to make a shit video.

[Woosee1]

uhhhh 

[ThisIsWhyImScott]

not canadian... and not even remotely funny.

[scrudden]

wow.. that was so not funny....

[GeeQue10]

Well.............ummmm nice try full tard. Eh?

[FinksEntourage]

Well that and "Eh", if you said it in this. I stopped watching half way through. Dunno if everyone says it, but I do it a lot.

[FinksEntourage]

LOL what...I live in Toronto and none of the guys that I know say any of that at all. Like other people said, the only really Canadian thing in this video was the Tim Hortons. A lot of us definitely love that. Apparently 8 out of every 10 coffees purchased are from Timmies lol

[MyNameIsNotCraig]

LOL saint ambroise

[blondie12394]

you spelled Americans wrong...

[Guerra365]

you clearly just watched fubar and took out a few fragments from the script you alabaman fuck

[fatlips1]

Missing the puck, missing diversity, missing well a lot...

[UNIXSOLJA]

No this is how dyck american woman, make fun of canadians.