BABIES SUCK! | T-Time | tristopiaTV

[NicholasGuisano]

I will admit babies are ugly!

[YuGiRuLeS]

I can't believe I finally met someone who has the EXACT SAME opinion of babies as me. OTL

[diaryme91]

teach me ur accent..

[LaMoOosh91]

No Offense Next Person :D LOL

I Just Couldn't Stop Laughing ,, You've Read My Thoughts Tris ,, Except That When See A New-Born Baby I Just Assume It's A Girl ,, Because If It Was Really A Girl I Won't Be Embarrassed , And If It Was A Boy I'll Just Say " Ohhhhhhhhhhhh He Looks So Cute And Adorable AWwwwwww He's Got Your Eyes You Know " And Boom The Subject Is Lost :D

Well ,, Actually I Adore Babies So I Won't Say Bad Names Of Them ,, My Favourite Would Be ( Cuddly ) Hehe !

[SparklyMango13]

im more of a dead babie lover

[astboy4life]

my favourite baby name is "poo machine"

[SixteenSkye]

My favourite baby name is "Hungry, crying attention-seeker."

>:D

[Phrieky]

Alexus. Cause if I didn't have her Id drive one.

[Phrieky]

Alexus. Cause if I didn't have her Id drive one.

[Phrieky]

I'd name a baby girl Alexus. Cause if I didn't have the baby, Id drive one.

[MegaBeastiality]

lol....i just cant get over how you say "babies"!!!

BAYBIZ!!!!!

lol love you tris!!

[MilenaTsi]

Questions is, why are you thinking about babies? Time of the month? :P

[PartyyAnimal64]

name it PITA. stands for....

Pain

In

My

Ass

[PartyyAnimal64]

bob- classic name

[Whovian92]

baby name : baby boy

[kalslater]

I used to enjoy these videos but after one of the end comments I won't be watching again

[MegaBeastiality]

@kalslater umm you do know that he doesnt exist right? lolo

[Cheerbabeforeverable]

will baybiz like soup? ...is that too hot for a bayby?

[JodieRhiannon]

I love the way you say babies. "Baybiz" Hahaha!

[19musicequalslife]

omg you're hilarious!!!! i saw you through raywilliamjohnson and you rock!!!!!!  :D

[kult99]

wanna-b rwj :) like in the vid miniature... the question...

[AlorenNS]

They pit the babies on the phone because it makes the babies smile to hear the person on the phone talk. I am not allowed to hate babies as I have one. =P They only poop like once or twice a day. I don't have anything against child free by choice people though.

[jodieep1992]

*yawn*

[lexipinto]

Josh or Jason.. cuz their the names of my crushes =)

[parkour404]

2:40 is it you?:D

[parkour404]

1:22

[comedianpunisher]

Babies sucks,cuz they lie.

[VDKblue]

I'm in love with your accent ! Where are you from ?

[rickygervais22]

@VDKblue you don't know? where do you come from

[VDKblue]

@rickygervais22

I mean, if he is really British and in which part of England he was born ! ^^

[rickygervais22]

@VDKblue oh soz 

[thatsnotmynamedancer]

you sound sexy even when your saying puke and poo

[kissxlov3xbang]

Girl Baby Name: Willow. Because I used to watch A LOT of buffy the vampire slaver when I was young. and Pandora. Boy Baby Name: Vincent or Julian. BECAUSE IT'S BITCHIN'.

[kissxlov3xbang]

KEEP SAYING BABIES!

[Zarjuhi]

"baybiz" lol

[lolita888ify]

omg you have the exact same voice as Ricky Gervais!! haha

you're really funny!!

[wiktor1998]

whats the joke at the begining didnt quite hear it cause of your accent

[mskittychic79]

RWJ sent me here. You are very funny! Subscribed. :)

[MrCrazyGamerX]

I'd name it shitinmachine. I no... Too long....

[acylson]

I really enjoy your videos. I loled at the facebook tutorial and sent it to a friend. Hope you make more frequent vids in the future.

[tristopiaTV]

@acylson Thank you! :)

[StorSchtekarn]

Gief more Dragons Den!

[jfnoxus]

justin beaver, just to confuse or piss off people :D

[ivarri100]

RICHARD BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE 4 GUYS IN MY FAMILY NAMED RICHARD!!!I'M SERIOUS!!!! LOL(:

[LindseysBackyardLive]

Mailbox. Because it would make my mom mad. 

[ClonedRoboticSheep]

Sparta. Because when someone asks their name, you can say "THIS IS SPARTA" then kick it into a hole.

[yellowl1]

you remind me of David Mitchell.

[tristopiaTV]

@yellowl1 it's the subliminal posters in the background...

[gofuckyourself59time]

iv been trying to finde a way for the last 15 mins to say how much i admire ur accent without sounding gay........................

[tristopiaTV]

@gofuckyourself59time haha!

[BubblePuff15]

Bay-bez ;)

[hatsthemax]

Triplets called Fish And Chips.

[scaleopdriver]

Vajina

[EmilyTigerlilyA]

i dont have a favourite baby name because i f##king hate babies and would never dream of ever having one

[stefanohambi]

Anna-Lee . Say it fast. Giggity.

[topgeardog07]

you may read this comment but whether you respond its a different matter !

[ChipwizarD]

Yeah babys suck tit. On more serious note. Why do you even listen baby stories o.O No one, but other girls who want one, parents (well mother part) and mothers do. Well no man does anyways (besides maybe gay couple with baby/ wanting one). (or well... WAY OVERLY polite guy maybe.... like you to give an example >;D)

[philHokai]

botox

[BlibMilk]

baby (yes, some poor blokes actually have that name)

[PlanetJEdgley]

just a big ass copy of RWJ but a fail version

[philHokai]

@PlanetJEdgley you serious? RWJ reviews vids it's not like it at all .. lol

[sarahXskater]

I hate babies too! All they do is cry and it annoys the hell outta me

[LAwebshows]

Hedwig.

[LauraAmy941]

If I had twins I wouold name them Thing 1 and Thing 2 :D

[McFlippyhoo]

Apu Nasaphemasphetilon

[slipperysurface101]

My favourite baby names are: Baby Gaga, Handy Manny, Dora and the Chinese one that messed around in a zoo, his name was Hu Flung Dung

[malyboy88]

Baby, that's my favourite baby name

[Wdrakumel]

@tristopiaTV Well maybe you dont. If we want to be fair, I watched the wrong video i guess. Since I like babies, so maybe i didnt like your humor since you were refering to babies :P so there you go :P

[kanerocks1998]

hctibylgu hint read it backwords

[FilmItThenUpload]

Awesome video Tris, Ignore the haters you have a talent. :-D Keep up the good work

[kanerocks1998]

nalasadanassubitchylkionpouioo­mn well then no wonder it will have a hard life

[Wdrakumel]

I think you are trying to be funny, but you actually fail :P Your like saying what people want to hear, like "to fit in". And plus your kinda copying rwy, with the t question of the day. Dont get me wrong :P am not being an ass, am just telling you this so you can improve :P because i guess thats what you are trying to do :) goodluck :D

[DLBmedia]

@Wdrakumel are you being serious. 99% of comedians just say things that people want to hear and can relate too, this is what makes us laugh. you really are just jealous :P. And clearly he doesn't need to ''fit in'' as his channel is already big and he has many fans. Get a lift man and stop trying to be a troll, so you can ''fit in'' :)

[Wdrakumel]

@DLBmedia am not a troll :Plol.I just said my opinion on how i look at things.I like rwj, that is also a comedian too. but he has a special way of saying things. The purpose of my reply was not to offend the guy. It was a feedback on how i look at things, and maybe he can try to improve what i dislike so he can win me as a fan. And am sure am not the only one out there. Am also pretty sure he wants 1 million + subscribers not 30k so thats why i said my opinion on how to win more.

[DLBmedia]

@Wdrakumel I love watching rwj and tris. They are both unique and do their own thing. Your feedback was saying how tris is not funny and he is just trying to ''fit in''. I fail to see how this is creative criticism. And if you think 32k subscribers isn't a lot then your mad :P, yes its not as much as rwj but you cant compare every youtube channel to one of the biggest going. In that case everybody may as well just stop because rwj has more subs, don't be silly. Your just jealous :)

[tristopiaTV]

@Wdrakumel I am failing to be funny? Ray didn't invent the "question of the day". Communitychannel did.

[erickgtz3]

@tristopiaTV whatever man, u just suck... badly... well, at least u ain't doing your stupid =4 anymore

[tristopiaTV]

@Wdrakumel But, fair enough, I hear what you're saying. I don't think I'm failing to be funny, but I'll take on board what you've said! Thanks :-)

[mewtwored4]

@tristopiaTV If it means anything tris (which i doubt it will) I think your very funny!

[pianofail]

@Wdrakumel Tris is funny as hell so shut up :D

[LauraAmy941]

If i had twins, I would name them Thing 1 and Thing 2 :D

[KoolKidKarl2k8]

Id call it Chuckie

[24Pianist]

Dane Gerous. That's what babies are.

[urheartbreaker]

The best name is TRIST! Named after his godfather... YOU!

[Vic13th]

Awesome vid Tris! i thought i was the only one who thought that about babies =D

[stemi4eva]

Gavin Michael or Leilah Selena, because they're pretty.......or Tris. Because I Like You......a lot.

[TheDittohead3]

there are so many freaking brits on youtube

[emantootie]

I would call it GAME!

[TheSmileyAngelXD]

Fred!!

Wait no, never, ever... ever...

ever

[lexaus117]

Wtf now i question everything

[HappehTeddeh]

I would call it Chuck Norris. That baby is not gonna get bullied.

[jandlgame123]

If i had a baby i would call it "Huan" because my second name is "Nill"

:D

[2010pendulum]

Better than RWJ!



[2010pendulum]

Tristian!!!



[trollolololololo]

The shit I took last week

"hey, do you want to see the photos of The Shit I took Last Week?"

[spence912]

Clitoria.

[adamtheenglishteen]

Baby name??? Cosa asy

[TheEvilLeprechaun14]

I don't need to know their names... its never gets to that stage..

[RandomAlexLol]

LOL GOD EXISTS PFT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHH­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH -gasp-

[strawberrygrl343]

Ariana would be the girls name, and the boy Justin. Oh yeah sexy kids lol

[myusernamewastaken09]

I would call it failure

[2theinvisblegirl2]

I'd call my baby Jesus Christ :P

[2theinvisblegirl2]

I'd call my baby Jesus Christ:P

[ThatKidKnows]

call the baby "baby"

[TheElliemay8]

i would name my girl baby Tessa and if it was a boy i would name it noah

[Stepdom11]

i don't know know maybe something like Topaz

[IkazuchiNYC]

I hate babies, and I hate children too... :D

[1sexyfool]

If I had twins I would name one something normal like Joshua, and the other one Evil Twin. It'd be extra ironic if Evil Twin was the good one!

[JezzasCT]

Tristan obviously....... No element of sucking up there.......

[FabianChats]

Osama........wat r u lookin' at???

[DJTOP111]

i dont really like the new angle, it just isnt right

[DailyVlogsfromB]

i dont want a babie

[LILLYY4567]

will my name is lizzy, so i would probably name her lizzy...

and if it was a boy he would be called toby, after my cat...

[Spazziekat]

I like baby carrots!



[kentaur3x]

kinda like =3 just saying don't get me wrong i love it he's hilarious probably funnier than ray

[qwertman99]

I was a Gemini and she was a Bitch ROLF

[BlyssfulStorm]

"Jack Kirby". Boy or Girl, don't care. They will learn to respect comic books in this house!!! (Name approved by Boyfriend). Already have a cat named "Dick Grayson".

[BlyssfulStorm]

"Jack Kirby". Boy or Girl, they will learn to respect comic books in this house!!! (Name approved by boyfriend.)

[Mileyfan17034]

U BETTER LIKE THIS OR I WILL KEEP WATCHING U THROUGH UR WINDOW!

[HelloIAmAPseudonym]

If I wanted to have a little fun, he/she would be named Meow, Awkward, Nerditude, or Gesundheit. Or all of them combined. They're going to have one fun childhood.

[LoBlazor]

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock!

<3 (///_^) :)

[emceeceecee]

@LoBlazor Friends reference.....YES!!!

[heyjoesoap]

My surname is Cross, so Christopher Cross = Chris Cross = Criss Cross = X

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

Haha, I just noticed your David Mitchell shrine in the back xDD

[denestygg]

Quite amazing how you could go through that "Charlie" thing without yelling "WINNING"

[jovinv]

Good one Tris. By the way does any one remember Trish Stratus????

[PrincessLightning]

"baby name here" so i can never get it wrong

[KSaebinMusic]

Oh god your baby sounds. HAHAHAHAHHA!

Oh and I do not like babies. Or kids. Unless they're the quiet sort.

[JamesGrayFTW]

The best name ever is: JUAN-NIL.

[ParadiseV1Studios]

My lie is Tris is Funny

[Frejman]

I don't want a baby anymore.. I'm afraid of all these ped- ..baby lovers.. Yeah, that's what I meant.

[thespottyzebra]

Best name evarrrr?

Nicholas Hoare.

[thespottyzebra]

NEXT LIKE IS THE ACTUAL 1000th

[mrrenz123456789]

If I had a baby, I would have his first name be Justin and his second name be Case, so when He is older, his teacher would say in school "Justin Case, could you put the pencils back?"

[SpekChild]

Voldemort.

[unknown34481]

LOL

[UEFALionelMessi]

Girl: *please enter her name*

Boy: *please enter his name*

[yoshilover765]

I'd name my kid Lee Ching Chang Chong. They would be Finnish/German.

[greenbean291]

gaylord focker

[tristopiaTV]

@Nobellette very glad to hear it!

[givmebrayns]

*baby name here*

[cairan99]

dontay this <----- dont touch trish

[Wendyeagle07]

I'm an American that has been keeping up with the Royal wedding madness. You're the only Brit I watch on youtube. Sarcastic commentary please? =) And welcome back!

[tristopiaTV]

@Wendyeagle07 I should do that!

[MicroVlogTV]

baby gaga, oh wait we already got one :(

[luvunick0013]

Imani or Asaki just cos they sound cool

[purplesoccerfrk1]

chuck norris. nuff said

[DivingNeon]

Gaylord- the essence of a cool baby name. How could anyone EVER make fun of that name? Its bulletproof I tell you! BULLETPROOF! *eye twitches*

[tuber394]

Mike... Mike Hawk

[Aubainex]

I want your baby.

[XGingaNuttaX]

Hate the fake bedroom .. Yes we noticed

[tristopiaTV]

@XGingaNuttaX Talking to me?!

[EarlyBirdie82]

Lol, I totally agree with the holding the baby thing! They are definitely ticking time bombs full of excrement, vomit, and screams. Not fun.

[itsacloudylife]

Cloudia, it's mine.... good luck trying to find something that rhymes bitches.

[ILoveTurbulence1]

This is not funny you are trying way too hard.

[tristopiaTV]

@ILoveTurbulence1 I disagree. I think it's pretty funny!

[danhall789]

As always, amazing Tris :)

[tristopiaTV]

@danhall789 Thank you very much

[BreadAss]

I'd call my baby Baby, no compications, unless of course Baby grows up and is a grownup man someday.. But on the other hand, that would make everything easier for his future wife, especially in bed... sorry for my inappropriateness, as always, reader discretion is advised.

[thaproxinator]

2:15 xD

[TheMonkeyGotStoned]

Alex.. it only adds to the problem of knowing if its a boy or a girl

[superheroarjun]

Carlos, because that's what the fat guy in the hangover called the baby

[mikcsa]

if i ever had a baby, i would change my family name to "awesome" then name the baby "totally"

[MegaOrganizedChaos]

Favorite Baby Name: Cooper. Why? So I can nick-name him the "Super Dooper Cooper Pooper" :D

[killerclownz2010]

Alabaster Balls



[deadendguitarist]

Jeffrey...Jeffrey

[denestygg]

Bubble Bobble

[VetGurl101]

Fucktard, it`s descriptive

[KiuKiu96]

Friday cause I just hate that song as much as I hate babies