@varium The title is precisely what enables people find the video. It's the KEY word, along with "Conan". If it spoils the video, nothing I can do about that.
Bear, listen up and listen good. If you do your dace to help people vote for me, I'll give you full control, engineering and all of it, of any ride you choose.
I think you should take the masterbating bear from title it kinda spoils the video.
varium 4 months ago
@varium The title is precisely what enables people find the video. It's the KEY word, along with "Conan". If it spoils the video, nothing I can do about that.
chalomirof63 4 months ago 3
Who's the guy to the right of the bear, and why does he look so familiar? o.o
I'm sure I've seen him in an interview with the late night people...
WeirdBrainGoo 5 months ago
@WeirdBrainGoo Mike Sweeney? (one of Conan's writers).
chalomirof63 5 months ago
@chalomirof63 Ohhh, ok. Thanks! Sorry, I shoulda got that from the description...
WeirdBrainGoo 5 months ago
@WeirdBrainGoo Haaa - no problem. I just wasn't sure if you meant to the Bear's right, or to the right as the viewer sees it, LOL!
chalomirof63 5 months ago
Pretty lame.....the original youtube clip was better :)
gumdo666 7 months ago
I was born on 12/17/97! :D
cfasppt 7 months ago
@cfasppt 12/17/97 is a faggot birthday
IFknHateUTube 7 months ago
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cfasppt 7 months ago
@IFknHateUTube and you live on Gay man Islands
cfasppt 7 months ago
Masturbating Bear for President!
- He won't screw you
- He'll keeps his hands off the money jar
RDBeatnik 10 months ago
team coco
DaveFeinComedy 10 months ago
3:34 cracked me up. Their faces are priceless.
byurefcezarc 10 months ago
It's funny to see them all so young
40Pacino 1 year ago
3 people chose to take the money. Dang that bear is going to town!! LOL!
mrjohnnynofear 1 year ago
chalomirof63 my msn in profile! CONAN O'BRIEN, 12/17/97 - "MASTURBATING BEAR ON "MILLION DOLLAR GIVEAWAY"
sexykatie911 1 year ago
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robomojo100 1 year ago
It is a 20th century song called the sabre dance.
KellyCureAll 1 year ago
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KellyCureAll 1 year ago
I SEE ALL YOU LIKE FUCK PEOPLE SON SUN IN THE ASS
MrMastermind74 1 year ago
fuck all you gay ass bastarders go live in the blackhole...
MrMastermind74 1 year ago
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ForeverIslam85 1 year ago
That's Louie CK on the bear's left!
Norrisnegger 1 year ago
@Norrisnegger haha, he's not THAT bald.
eviltube1111 1 year ago
Bear, listen up and listen good. If you do your dace to help people vote for me, I'll give you full control, engineering and all of it, of any ride you choose.
MrMickyMouth 1 year ago
lol this is a classic. i also remember seeing this the night it came out. i was crying from laughing so hard.
SpyTheChochaMan 1 year ago
Didn't see that coming.
TopsuLoL 1 year ago
Andy's face is priceless.....
littletone 1 year ago
i remember actually seeing this and having my mind completely blown. I was a Conan convert after this.
ericindierocks 1 year ago
The best line ever:
That bear just masturbated away my kid's Christmas.
batrama310 1 year ago 59
1000 dollar bills?
jmw1993 1 year ago
@jmw1993 its symbolic of course
darthvaderyoda 1 year ago
@jmw1993 They are real.
SalukAntiwii 1 year ago
one of the most genius creations from Conan and co.!!!:-D
nammm3 1 year ago
this is just unfair...i miss conan....
genniferpowers 1 year ago 17
I Love when the band plays Beatles!! The first few seconds are them playing "The Night Before" =]
IronKotetsu 1 year ago
Yeah: Brian is just insanely funny - in a league of his own. Hope you caught some of my McCann uploads...."Swing Dancing"? LOL.
chalomirof63 2 years ago
Right - but/and Kevin is the name of the character in the sketch.
chalomirof63 2 years ago
Wasn't this the first appearance of the MB? Previously, he was Conan's conscience or the loser's assailant.
I recall the whole point of him masturbating was to make the money machine seem really frustrating since he never grabbed any money.
asp5 2 years ago
awesome........
nbb333 2 years ago
epic.
ErikTheDispenser 2 years ago