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  • I think you should take the masterbating bear from title it kinda spoils the video.

  • @varium The title is precisely what enables people find the video. It's the KEY word, along with "Conan". If it spoils the video, nothing I can do about that.

  • Who's the guy to the right of the bear, and why does he look so familiar? o.o

    I'm sure I've seen him in an interview with the late night people...

  • @WeirdBrainGoo Mike Sweeney? (one of Conan's writers).

  • @chalomirof63 Ohhh, ok. Thanks! Sorry, I shoulda got that from the description...

  • @WeirdBrainGoo Haaa - no problem. I just wasn't sure if you meant to the Bear's right, or to the right as the viewer sees it, LOL!

  • Pretty lame.....the original youtube clip was better :)

  • I was born on 12/17/97! :D

  • @cfasppt 12/17/97 is a faggot birthday

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  • @IFknHateUTube and you live on Gay man Islands

  • Masturbating Bear for President!

    - He won't screw you

    - He'll keeps his hands off the money jar

  • team coco

  • 3:34 cracked me up. Their faces are priceless.

  • It's funny to see them all so young

  • 3 people chose to take the money. Dang that bear is going to town!! LOL!

  • chalomirof63 my msn in profile! CONAN O'BRIEN, 12/17/97 - "MASTURBATING BEAR ON "MILLION DOLLAR GIVEAWAY"

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  • It is a 20th century song called the sabre dance.

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  • I SEE ALL YOU LIKE FUCK PEOPLE SON SUN IN THE ASS

  • fuck all you gay ass bastarders go live in the blackhole...

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  • That's Louie CK on the bear's left!

  • @Norrisnegger haha, he's not THAT bald.

  • Bear, listen up and listen good. If you do your dace to help people vote for me, I'll give you full control, engineering and all of it, of any ride you choose.

  • lol this is a classic. i also remember seeing this the night it came out. i was crying from laughing so hard.

  • Didn't see that coming.

  • Andy's face is priceless.....

  • i remember actually seeing this and having my mind completely blown.  I was a Conan convert after this.

  • The best line ever:

    That bear just masturbated away my kid's Christmas.

  • 1000 dollar bills?

  • @jmw1993 its symbolic of course

  • @jmw1993 They are real.

  • one of the most genius creations from Conan and co.!!!:-D

  • this is just unfair...i miss conan....

  • I Love when the band plays Beatles!! The first few seconds are them playing "The Night Before" =]

  • Yeah: Brian is just insanely funny - in a league of his own. Hope you caught some of my McCann uploads...."Swing Dancing"? LOL.

  • Right - but/and Kevin is the name of the character in the sketch.

  • Wasn't this the first appearance of the MB? Previously, he was Conan's conscience or the loser's assailant.

    I recall the whole point of him masturbating was to make the money machine seem really frustrating since he never grabbed any money.

  • awesome........

  • epic.

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