Shocking News Cast

[keefah85]

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. Great job. Laughed my HEAD off.

[silentrageze]

"...and free-associate about what's going on." - CNN

[ProcessSmith]

I laffed so hard, brilliant! if you like this, check out 'the day today' and also 'Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe', you will LOL some more...

[XPaigeX1234]

"It happened over there. I'm an older man so you can trust what I say" I LOL'D

[XPaigeX1234]

This is just amazing. HAHAHAHHA!

[Adiesue1]

'and here is some footage of congress'...moving on.

[Wafflepudding]

"I'm just some fucking guy" is my new motto

[Tommyfoot65]

oh my god!!!!!!! that was too fucking funny!

[thesauli1995]

South Park news in real life 

[thesauli1995]

South Park news in real life xD

[ldchappell1]

This doesn't appear to be run of the mill ordinary bullshit. It has a certain National Lampoonish bullshit quality.

[JamesCheetahNell]

Bwahaha!! How true!



[honkyxadonis]

search 'charlie brooker news' for the british equivalent

[Breezy6309]

lol !!! truee



[ufos2012]

1:46 I'm just some fucking guy..lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMichael530]

rofl... rofl... seriously laughing so hard right now.... awesome!

[MzChelxoxo]

omfgah

[JourneyHome]

I love this, I love this, I love this!!!!!

[emilygclarinet]

I love how the "expert" says "I'm just happy to be on TV" in a very serious voice.

[belgiumprivate]

yea bullshit

[JOHN27398]

i subed .you sub me please?

[JOHN27398]

you are the best. you made my day!

[JoneseyBonesey]

Fu-kinG bullshat!

[determinist48]

And it's Ironically more informative than what's usually on network news.

[superRecon81]

FOX NEWS?

[ajr525600]

brilliant! :-)

[ll2nycell]

this is exactly what everyone hears in their head, subliminally....thanks illuminati

[terrylrt1]

this has got to be the cream of the bullshit crop! lmfao

[EdenConsciousness]

It's bullshit that this hasn't broken a million views yet. This is one of the funniest goddamn things on Youtube.

[b0yz3x]

lmao.. ONN u guys rock!!

[cammordsith]

Laugh out loud funny!

[tzjc24]

Good parody and good points but it's not actually so funny that it should make you laugh

[uncleezra1]

@tzjc24 Yes it is; you just have to see past the bullshit!

[GwoodBloodz]

lol

[MrUltimateBroski]

That's totally mick foley

[MrUltimateBroski]

That's totally mick fo

[rachiegee]

"Im just some fucking guy" hahahhaha

[Hurzony]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.

[TortillaGaming]

Onion news ftw.

[ac120479]

Look at that bullshit over there!

*points at Bill O'Reilley*

[merangkillbots]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH REAL LIFE KENT BROCKMAN !!!! AHAHAHAHAHA I JUST LAUGHED JUSTIN BEIBER OUT OF MY ASS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK!!!

[lazyjz117]

anyone notice the stuff on the bottom :D

[horsemen54]

ROTGL How True How True!!!

[plutofreak]

That's Hysterical! The sad part is that most of America won't get it because they take it all seriously.

[lominero5]

less than 1 million views? WTF

[sparkplug356]

and thats no bullshit!!!!!!!!!!

[sparkplug356]

i love this bullshit!!!!!! fucking great bullshit!!!! im rollin in the floor covered in bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[samharriman]

im really just happy yo be on tv

[ProvenWorthySEO]

Lol! I'm an old man, so you can trust what I say!

[AceFackelman]

That sums up every news station in the entire world

[dropdrags10]

"I'm just some fucking Guy " 

[MissJuliaLove]

This is exactly how I feel about news! Well done!

[MoreAnonymous]

I'm an older man so you can trust what I say.

[Cen3h]

"..here is a list of tips on how to avoid bullshit happening to you"

"And here is some footage of congress"

" Yes i see that ... "

[RageAgainstRustyCage]

This is exactly what the news has looked like to me for years. With the exception of FOXNEWS, which also has it's BS stories, but at least it isn't totally BS like the rest of them.

Awesome video.

[m4d4p3]

@RageAgainstRustyCage Fox News is one of the biggest offenders!

[RageAgainstRustyCage]

@m4d4p3 No Shit Sherlock! I can't believe you replied with that tired old libtard reply. Way to go, d-a.

[m4d4p3]

@RageAgainstRustyCage I just said they were one of the biggest offenders, how is that liberal bullshit? I rank Fox News right up there with CNN and MSNBC, they're all bullshit!

[RageAgainstRustyCage]

@m4d4p3 Yes they are. You know your news station is full of it when they report Hollywood gossip, funerals, break-ups or "the crazy weather".

[StarlitEyesDogma]

Awesome man, That's just how it is...



[roxyroxcheese]

"I'm just some fuking guy" waz awsome

[NativeCain]

OMG I can't believe this bulls**t is still happening! This is such a scary world.. =(

[Whyamibzsdmh]

And they say bullshit can't be funny.

[dan1eli]

bullshit like this is fucking funny :)

[VanostranIV]

I wonder if Keith Collins = Chuck Todd.

[SpizdiGonzales]

you just gotta love the onion

[mrluxuryyacht]

They forgot to make the reporter say "Look..." before every sentence.

[ElectricSparq]

@mrluxuryyacht

True,that's a proven advertising technique.

[CHADarK758]

That Bear looks like a terrorist and should be detained indefinetly.

[webmindset]

BRAVO! I'm a journalist w/ a BA in journalism from U of Maryland and left the field because of bull$h*t like this. I almost fell out of my chair. HILARIOUS!

[mlegere16]

@webmindset write a journal soaked in satire, I'll read it

[lovecitrine]

hahahahahahah crack up

[2dittoz]

"i talked to some random expert who told me what hes about tto say after pointing at this peice of paper"

[chgosatrap]

LOL

[Xicota85]

"and just free-associate about what's going on"

[Xicota85]

lol "I'm just some fucking guy"

[tothestarz]

Wow! When did Woodacre get sidewalks?



[Ongarukat]

The Onion: Still more relevant than any actual news station on TV. Even this video.

[adaptiveagile]

Ingenious

[nannyrobina]

I found this fucking story impressive in a not so fucking relevant kind of way.

[YBeCOS]

Hilarious too that the user emails on the screen had no relationship to what the announcer was saying.

[trippy4cactus]

I think the old guy is really believable, and I also thought the attractive witness was not as attractive as I would have liked.

[MoreAnonymous]

I didn't know I could get fox news on here

[Theespada13]

@MoreAnonymous I'd say this is more entertaining than Fox News.

[Doppelsonderdude]

@MoreAnonymous If Fox News portrayed news like this, i would watch them every single day.

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

@MoreAnonymous

You mispelled MSNBC

[Carrie581]

I normally don't like all this cussing, but this is funny!

[420Kasper420]

Wow! This is my humor, where do I get more!? I haven't laughed like that in a while!

[LadySahar19]

CTFU this is a real diss on every news channel

[TheManiacalSatanist6]

Did anyone else notice that fish the bear caught!? That was a big ass fish!!

[RTrevorCollins]

"Obama to conduct traditional St. Patrick's Day pardon of an Irishman." The ticker is hilarious too, had to rewatch just to read.

[uppersnseniors]

"There's no way there will be"

[steelbadgers89]

TV News is a HUGE source of our nation's dysfunction. Fox News, you are the worst offender.

[Stracey1723]

@steelbadgers89 I can't like that comment enough. Fox News needs to go away!

[Dino502Run]

218 people don't swear

[swestyle1]

What the fuck is this for news?!?! mother fucking.... fucking this bullshiit wtf?? This is a BULLSHIT STORRY! Thumbs up!

[SomewhatAn0nymou5]

@swestyle1 How about no thumbs up.

[ACDCROCKS135]

Great vid! This is Fox News... I mean the Onion News Network at its finest!!

[spaceglobbeh]

"Some say it's because of one fucking reason, others say it's because of some other fucking reason." Brilliant.

[ncpatt]

Main Stream Media is just like that! but every day for you to see. WAKE UP!

[CorbinsVids]

and it was uploaded on my birthday

[CorbinsVids]

I wish the news was really like this! Then I would watch it.

[ElVatoVerga]

hahaha, im an older man so you can trust what i say.

[haoleboy223]

"There's no way there will be." So profound.

[ffgarcia89]

I meant their ratings.

[ffgarcia89]

Too funny, if the news was really like this it would probably help they're ratings and people might actually start believing them.

[soundslave]

Yet more comments from people who still don't realise The Onion isn't fucking real.

[MurkrazOfficial]

HAHAHA

[Q2IN2Y]

"We'll check back anyway"

"I'm just some fucking guy"

Lmaoo

[TehOneThatPlaysMW3]

Is this even real?

[ericvids1122]

@TehOneThatPlaysMW3 are you really asking that?



[bkbmj82]

@TehOneThatPlaysMW3 - get off the internet, right now. Do not come back.

[MrPaladinGuy]

bullshit

[Iambenjoz]

Holy shit. Robbaz commented. xD

[Cartortus]

wat time is this news cast?!!!

[Ishmon16]

I think its because of that other fucking reason.

[ThatHoboOverThere]

Why is this just becoming popular now? It's been brilliant since its conception.

[finkjunior]

@ThatHoboOverThere becaus the king of sweden commented, his youtube name is Robbaz

[Robbaz]

The fucking reason this bullshit happens is the lack of Vikings, that's just a fucking normal bear our Viking children kill bullshit like that in kindergarden.

[ProphaneSnipes]

@Robbaz true that

[RallyyySmurf]

@Robbaz They need to be a viking and use their fists! Just kill this fuckin bullshit with ur fucking fists ffs!

[jong4tv]

This is almost like Whezel new report from Grand Thief Auto 4.

[speedyw03]

AppleBoner

[truninjaa]

@speedyw03 you sent me :)

[spaceglobbeh]

This video is the best fucking bullshit I have ever seen.

[HumpDeBump44]

THE funniest video I have ever seen!

[Litz603]

+The only news story you will ever have to watch. THIS IS PERFECT. Tell me please how do you feel about this news> . . .

[dlairdjr71]

just cant wait 2 hear that on FOX NEWS!

[dynamitecandyman]

bahahaha, this is pretty much all i hear when i watch the news anyways :P

[Matt7777ish]

"And here's an attractive witness" this bullshit blinded me with bullshit awesomeness!!

[jenii84]

Bahahaha!! Love this bullshit story. :P

[senormojo]

The Onion rules!

[musetek]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, yeah!

[iPhoenix4]

"I'm just some fucking guy" was brilliant.

[TheSweatyballsack]

I used to be a bear rummaging through towns and cities.....until I took an arrow through the knee....

[madhatter2883]

@TheSweatyballsack i don't get the knee joke. I keep seeing it. Is this some reference to MW3 or something?

[realmenwearpants]

@madhatter2883 its a reference to Skyrim, the guards in town sometimes say "I used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee"

[megafio]

@madhatter2883 MW3? no, Better: Skyrim!

[Tutanaki]

LMAO Brilliant!

[Shindai]

It's like the autocue suddenly started reading out what I hear when I watch the news

[stoneycaldwell]

Here's some footage of Congress, "yes I see that." LMAO!

[laserus3333]

LOL

[grungeface87]

We're here! We're clear! We don't want any more bears!

[NealAGray]

I stayed up till 3:45 AM sober just to see what the drunk people were saying on Facebook... (This was the best decision I've made in weeks.)

Right Joshua????

[jedicounselar]

The time has come to unveil our Light. For those that live and practice the teachings of The Christ. For those that live and practice the philosophy of the Buddha. For those who know they are true children of the absolute (the brilliance of infinite billion suns).

[jedicounselar]

For those who are full of love and goodwill for this suffering humanity. Our time is now, the time of our fallen brothers is over! They made their choices and brought nothing but injustice, unnecessary suffering and pain to our human brothers and sisters. I know that the struggle with the flesh is an incredible challenge.

[theblackmanOyeah]

i used to take arrows to the knee, now i'm just some fucking guy.

[jedicounselar]

I know that our Spirit is much stronger, willing and able. Arise!!! Awaken!!! We are the children of Truth. We are Love, We are Peace, We are health, We are Wealth. Our fallen brothers and their wicked and perverse philosophy will be no more, Christ is Here!!! And he lives in each of our hearts and minds. This is meant to awaken the many...... For now let only the few come forth... And Rea lize who YOU Are!! Beings of Great Power!!!.... Peace be with YOU!

[thatsnumberwang100]

So great! More of this please.

[vaalenciago]

and here's some footage of congress.

[cristinaGlopez]

I can't believe you all find amusing such serious bullshit: bullshit like this can torn a nation appart, and everyday more and more bullshit happens and politicians do nothing about it!!!

[TisBoiGoTSkiLLz]

I'm just some fucking guy... LMAO Best line evar.

[Iceghoul777]

"I'm just some f*ckinh guy." YESSSS

[MrsChili1]

"I spent my life attending the nation's most prestigious schools so I could talk about bullshit like this." PERFECT!!

[Daviyan1]

Im just some fucking guy hahaha lol!!!!!!

[mrandisheh]

Fuck mainstream

[insaneJericho]

ONN best news channel ever. Brooke Alverez for President!

[AndrewRScott09]

Haha- don't forget to read the scrolling headlines @ the bottom!!

[dargie]

This is some serious bullshit.

[waypasthadenough]

If you sit home waiting your turn you deserve to have your gun taken from your cold dead hands.

The Founders didn’t wait for the Brits to knock down their doors. They gathered at the green and stood up like men and they killed government employees all the way back to Boston.

What will you do when it’s time to hunt NWO hacks, republicrats and commies(“Liberals” and ‘progressives’)?

Don't understand? Follow my links. Read the quotes page first. Then read my column ‘Prepping for Slavery’

[PLAYwerk]

LOVE IT!!! XD

[eisenwulfen]

@ashkaji Love the Skyrim reference there! XD



[raddberry]

HOLY SHIT! There is bullshit everywhere!

[cutmullets]

wat the crud

[aerowindwalker]

I love this I have to watch it over and over...

[Asstasticplastic2]

"because of one fucking reason; others say it's some other fucking reason" BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[willypdyer]

What the HELL is this Fucking Bullshit ???

[001Gryffindor]

"i'm an older man, so you can trust what i say" hahahahaha goooooooood, no great, shit.

[isuckreallyreallybad]

fake

[ToxicNoxicity]

@isuckreallyreallybad Really?! I didn't know! -.-

[slynnish]

Here's my bullshit comment to voice discontent at the obvious media bias in this bullshit article.

[184186]

Totally relevant news and 100 percent accurate.. however it could be improved, I think there should be a private sector company involved in this to ensure we can demonstrate the Private Sector is always smarter, faster and more glib than the Public Sector.

[boxlover85]

LOL is this real? or edited?

[UltracutekittenxYT]

@boxlover85 Edited.