Man Auctions Left Testicle For Super Bowl Tickets?

[PJLJ47]

@ChibiMiddleFinger

Someone who has lost it to cancer infection cut off in antecedents ect...

[Chameleonizer]

If you don't like football, you could either:

1. Don't comment on the video

2. Move to England :D

[theprotectshade]

i would die if Ana had balls

[theprotectshade]

some people give up an arm and leg for a ticket so thats about a fair trade because someone that stupid dosent need to make any more children

[JImmy4336]

goddamn football 

[superwilftest]

Why left? Right ones are way more popular.

[19AllPro90]

Hey guys, it's obviously a joke ad lol. Like the expression " I'd give my left nut for that ___!" Pretty funny.

[undisputed4life]

That would be funny if he slept in the day of the superbowl.

[goldstar971]

that must hurt like hell to get hit in the balls hurts but to cut it off even if he uses pain killers and anthestic he must have balls of steel. oh wait...he has only a ball of steel now the idiot

[leauxbert]

@goldstar971 Duke Nukem.

[TheNamewithnumbers]

That guy is such a ninja. The ad is well-run. "well traveled." lol.

[ofomatheblackbelt]

who would want a testical from somebody when you already have two

and football sucks donky testicals

[NUTCASE71733]

@ofomatheblackbelt

I'm American and I agree. Baseball's better any day.

[WeHateThePatriots]

Was in storage before that.. well maintained.. don't do drugs, kids..

[thetrueturnip]

ok first of all WTF, and who will want his left nut. mabye some research lab but surely they cant use it for a transplant.

[Lumixster]

you dont know where its been !!!

[no1canbmii]

FCUK THAT. nobody wantrs someone elses nut, and plus, what if the saints lost?

[xtend3d]

they he sell it?? XD

[ToughKane]

U gotta be fuked up to auction ur balls. I wouldnt even do it for a million dollars

[Arrow69hunter]

Man that guy is nut, thats right NUT you can't call him NUTS anymore!! BWAHAHAHA. Bet he's having a ball at the game BWAAHAHA. Yup JUst one!

[RipRaikageLeftArm]

Who the FUCK wants a testicle

[XdisXnikkaX]

lmfao i swear the things ppl do these days...

[10Gr1fterbang]

he probly had a greynut anyways.. it was bad , why not sell it?

[oldfacefull]

i heard they go for a lot more than what a super bowl ticket cost.

[ebluecum]

My father made this post on craigslist. I was pretty flabbergasted when he sent me this link. He's a huge Saints fan and while I doubt he would actually do this for tickets, I wouldn't be suprised either. HUGE Saints fan. Suprised by the number of views and comments as well. But no, people, he wasn't serious.

[ebluecum]

Also, he ended up buying tickets the day after he posted this. So he kept his nut and got to see his team win the superbowl.

[kungfu2u2]

The Dumb Turds strike again.

[kungfu2u2]

Who'd WANT it?

[rockdiga]

steelers suck ass

[madzane94]

who the fuck would want a balls? -_-

[elanchoo]

you mean a ball coz its one nut

[jayry55]

i'd buy it

[bogsidebunny]

Maybe he could use John Murtha's tickets?

He doesn't need them.....

Or his balls either!

[ToxicOdiousOne]

You are disgusting. Why does everyone think that sexuality is open to public discussion. It isn't those choices are relegated to private bedrooms. I don't want to hear about it. It;'s not okay to talk about sex in public.

[bonFreakingJovi]

Why do you think you have the right to decide what's right and wrong?

It's a matter of perspective you cocky sunuvabitch.

Sexuality is a beautiful thing, to distort it as something "disgusting" is what's wrong with society.

Grow up already.

[ToxicOdiousOne]

I'm just reinforcing the mores of my culture. I don't people getting confused about the status quo. Are you a girl? Sexuality is beautiful for you then. He sold his masculinity like it was just another commodity. Is anything free from monetary value? Is there anything that we will refuse to exchange for money? I won't sell my freedom, dignity, or my security.

[bonFreakingJovi]

No, I am a man.

And no, when you live in a capitalistic society nothing is valued above money. Not your freedom, dignity or security.

Everything should be worth something, but nothing should have a price.

You're implying (or just outright saying) that sexuality is something to be hid away like it's a bloody sin or something.

They're his nuts, let him do with what he will.

[sofaking1111]

Ana is sooooooooooo HOT!

[sweetheart2109]

that just gross and sad

[youlosez]

Hardcore fan

[bluekarma4]

Was it suppose to be the right testicle or was it right eye? LOL

[mifa619]

he probably wouldnt give it up after the saints lose

[SnakeTheDemon]

god it's just a game and Super Bowl Half-Time show reached its peak when Michael Jackson performed now it's just a bunch of half-assed bs

[cameltoejoe69]

But i dont NEED a left one! I need a RIGHT one! Ohh this is so unfair! :P

[trevolution05]

WTF r u serious?? hahahahah i wanna know who is going to take it =D

[ccricers]

I heard a story from some guy that as a kid he need surgery asap on one of his testicles but he wanted to buy an SNES that day.

I forgot how the story panned out but somehow his parents bought him the SNES, and then later he was flicking his plastic nut wondering it if was worth it for a game system, even if it was one of the best systems of all time.

[bestamerica]

i dont need it a super bowl ticket,,,

not important it

[cal31BRIAN23]

If he is willing to do this truly, this man deserves the ticket. Sounds like a real fan .

[FK4SD]

What some people would do for superbowl tickets

XD

[JonasC22]

This guy should be removed from the gene pool anyway.

You'd have to pay me to go to the monkey-bowl.

[Junebug2k3]

yay more retards on the internet being racist...lol sad fuckwad

[JonasC22]

I wasn't being racist...I was referring to sports fans/players in general not black people lol

[Chris12163]

Haha fuck thats crazy. People are going crazy for this superbowl game crap.

[s13ge]

This guy is a true Saints fan.

[sweetheart2109]

or a true whack job

[dxd7122]

if I was Ana's boyfriend, I would be nervous right about now.

[opAir01]

no job is better than "nut" job ... LoL

[quirkjerks]

That guys trollin'! :D

[yuukisama2001]

I guess this quotes that line, "I'd give my left nut to get..."

Good grief.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

Yes, that's exactly why he's giving it. Grief.

[MissBunny850]

but never the right

[yuukisama2001]

@MissBunny850

I think I get you on that one depending on how you look at it. Heh heh. :)

[jbdragonrider18]

GO STEELERS!!

I'm not stupid, I know they're not playing this year, but I am a HUGE (literally) fan.

[Johnnyboii31]

So your FAT? kewl ive never seen a fat guy in person before!

[SnakeTheDemon]

wait you've never seen a (actually I'm fat but not obese) fat person before?

[MaryJesusJoseph]

But, why would anyone want a testicle?

[prowlifik]

so he's giving his left ball for somthing that will be on T.V. ? besides what if the saints loose ?he will be without a win and a nut. LOL

[MrSpiderman14]

2:30 "of ccccccouuuuuuuuurrrrssssssssss­eeeee" lmao

[MrSpiderman14]

this guy on here is hilarious lol

[ashleyoswell32]

u guys have the most random interesting stories

[klovesydsydsyd]

yeah really who would want a testicle??? and football sucks.

[des696969]

@klovesydsydsyd obv u don't live in the US

[LightningKiller356]

@des696969 i live in the U.S. i am a guy, i am straight and i hate football

[des696969]

@LightningKiller356 well you're weird.

[ordepolbap]

@LightningKiller356 same, something about playing with balls doesnt appeal to me XD

[fu3ar25]

who the fuck would bid for a testicle ??? i dont know whats more fucked up . the fact thats hes going to cut off a testy or the fact that someone would buy it

[commentguy69]

auctioning your balls for a superbowl ticket cmon its not like the denver broncos are playing the superbowl!

[pastafarian37]

"You got the Superbowl ticket, THEN you get the ball".

[heyboyer]

This reminds me of a Peter Lorre movie where he bet a guy to successfully light a zippo lighter 10 times in a row with one flick or the guy would lose a finger.

[dardonZ]

Lol @ the end

[LoBoExtreme]

Ana me love you long long time!!

[whturschoice]

Why left not the right one?

[Sanrdcl]

why would u take out myra for?

[tomitstube]

and someone would want a lopped testicle because...?

[TheAnonHXC]

2:26

"WHAT??"

[albee1000]

Man. Wonder what happens if he wants to go next year?

[newstarcadefan]

@albee1000 I don't even wanna know what would happen then...

[intayaz]

I love how he says of course

[D119heavy]

It's not New Or-Leens, Ana

[Masterzec]

What would someone do with his left nut....

[TheGreatStash1994]

Lance Armstrong might want it.

[sonazn]

Hammer.

[PerfectionZinc]

what a dumbass

[JM111787]

Boys are so stupid

[GiantDoucheNG]

OF COOOOOOOOOOURSE.

[romantomato]

AT LEAST $5000!? Are you serious? That is totally rediculous!

[Mustang424]

@romantomato Depends on the seats, distance from teams playing, and players playing in the game. $5K is a little high for Last row nosebleeders, but it easily can be $3.5K for nosebleeders in the final week. But good seats, like innerlevel 50 yard liners are easily in the $60K range by the last days before the game. And great VIP suite seats can go for $500K if not more

[punkCDsampler]

Cenk's last comment made me lol.

[ganondufus]

you get a better view on a large screen tv in your own living room!

[jlopez9090]

@AkemiCaffeine cheapest ones are $1800 i know...and they go up to prlly 15,000 for some seats. Now the VIP Sideline Luxery Suite costs over $350,000 but i dunno if thats for a few tickets or for each cuz the site was not specific

[IxYamikoxA]

Wow the guy put some professional-sounding description xD

[WrecklessZ]

That's right Cenk Steelers for life!!

[trscott1975]

LMAO ROTFL...TALK About putting your balls on the line!!!

[robertrulebirtannia]

he had balls

[upabittoolate]

He's an optimist. He'd like to think of his scrotum as half full.

*check*

Testes, testes. 1...

[Cutchswife]

Omg! ROFL!!

[xboondocksx]

WOW 5000$ to go to the Super Bowl. and this is why white America is in credit card debt and foreclosure.

[restlesspride666]

It's never the right one hafahhahahaa. That's the sacred one.

[Ectharias]

I'd give Ana BOTH testicles and she can keep her ticket

[NWANN91]

@Ectharias I AGREE COMPLETELEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[account924]

the first question came into mind:

why left one?

[spadetiger]

Because of the saying, "I'd give my left nut".

[MountAthos]

Why do Jackasses like Chris Matthews and Mr. Ed have big shows on MSNBC while this guy runs a show out of his mom's basement?

It makes no sense at all. This guy would have a way better show than Chris Matthews or Mr. Ed.

[NoTalentSucks]

these guys are on sirius radio, and obviously have their own radio station. unless u just meant they deserve a bigger audience, then yeah of course they do.

[MountAthos]

Oh I didn't know they are on sirius, cool.

I just catch them on youtube.

[CheapBeer09]

I would rather buy that 'barely used late night talk show' going on craigslist

[snakepit000]

I would trade for his right testicle.

[levantos]

roflmao

[cerritoboy]

What a fuck tard man! You Americans are so darn stupid!

Can´t you save money to buy super bowl tickets like everyone else?

[chefawkes]

this isn't exactly standard fare here in america you stupid fuck

[dude1a2z]

I think he's being metaphorical.

[Richardgwm]

You can never have too many balls.

[fatman1001]

2:26

lol

Cenk should store that as one of his sound bites like the "wait a minute" one.

[Cietru]

"hhHWhAT!!!"

[dom110]

The funneist part is where this guy says results may vary

[piotrezzz]

5 stars for Ana's closing remark. :-D

[mdey1970]

Ana is so hot.

[wafflethug]

interesting, i can use a 3rd testicle

[woahzombies]

a left testicle would make a nice addition to my freezer. yes, right next to the severed limbs.

[funnycatsvid]

lol @ the end xD

[crazyrebelliouschick]

haha! i can't Ana can keep a straight face at the begining, i would be laughing so had i wouldn't be able to talk properly. ha =D

[Justinpfx]

Super bowl tickets are worth about 2 grand for a SHITTY seat. 5 Grand easily for the better ones. When I went to the ticketmaster site I even saw a seat that was worth about 300k. What the fuck. Biggest waste of money ever if you aren't rich. I mean, c'mon man. You can't even see where the first down line is clearly where you're in the stadium!

[GUCCImontana420]

lol i'd laugh if he gave his left nut for a ticket and the saints lose

[duhCider]

That guy has ball.

[gregbest90]

@duhCider HA! yes indeed lol

[duleekrauser]

HOT DAME!

he is balls in on the saints!

go saints go!

[frictionRx5]

when I watch this crappy liberal fake news show I see a testicle on the left side of my screen.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SleepySkeptic]

Wow, are you like 12 years old??

[BrawlStreetExecutive]

that's cuz ur watching gay porn, fag!

[zacky89]

@frictionRx5

Man your joke

deserves the most lame joke of the year.

and im not even that much fan of TYT.

[stukat62]

watch psycho da clown get tattooed it's funny shit

[xxdonaldqxx]

If only the Turk had balls!!!!!!! He give them both up so he could have his own show on MSNBC

[DrOman5596]

This guy is awesome!

[TheFunkyDomination]

Who would bid on a testicle?

[trizzletroy28]

I found some nose bleed tickets for 1,700 online, sec 402

[swwigy]

What I'd give my left nut for...

[manictiger]

Why didn't he sell a kidney instead? There's much more of a market for it and he won't scare the ladies when it comes time to show them what's there (or not).

[Divigen]

@manictige

because a kidney is a vital organ that without, you will dramatically reduce youre life expectancy

Be cause while he isn't smart, he clearly isn't as big an idiot as you

[ryanstfl]

calling someone an idiot and can't distinguish "youre" and "your" or "be cause" and "because"... okay, idiot.

[Q2IN2Y]

this post has got to be the most tired rebuttals in internet history.

[Divigen]

its kind of about content more than about style.

[manictiger]

You do realize there are two of them right? It's possible that it could lower your life expectancy, but I don't claim to be a biologist and I doubt you are either. Go troll someone who cares.

[Divigen]

You have to halves to your brain as well

Does this mean that neither one is vital since you have two?

lol no.

Having 2 kidneys does not somehow mean its okay to remove one.

You don't need to be a biologist to know that, you need to have completed the 9th grade.

[manictiger]

By that logic, removing one testicle will also shorten your life span. There is a reason surgeons have to go through 8 years of school. Making a presumptive statement like "having one Kidney will shorten your life span" and then calling me names is the kind of thing an internet troll does. Not a person who knows what he is talking about. If you had backed your statement up with a source and not called people names, you might have spared everyone these useless 8 paragraphs worth of exchange.

[manictiger]

Quite wasting my time and source your shit or shut up. No one cares about you or your insecure trolling mentality. We have our own lives to attend to and have no use for talking to insecure trolls like you. May your life have priorities someday and may you have a wonderful life.

[Divigen]

1. Clearly you care as you wrote 2 full posts of whining.

2. You do not need a source to know that losing a kidney will lower your life expectancy where as losing a testicle will not.

Even losing both testicles will not lower your life expectancy as neither provide a required bodily function for living.

Testicles are not vital organs

Kidneys are.

3. You tell me to go live my own life - and yet you are a guy who goes on youtube to Tell others to live their own life?

lol the irony. Idiot

[manictiger]

Still calling me names and a "it'll lower your life expectancy, because I said so" argument?

I'm done with this. Get your last word as you surely will want it.

[Divigen]

You want me to cite that a kidney is a vital organ that we NEED where as a testicle is not a vital organ?

lol damn.  There is no need for me to cite this, as anyone who knows anything will see that you clearly know nothing about biology.

Also

Get your lost word in, as you surely will want it!

[southdallaskiller]

well technically...................­....testicles are the most vital organ cuz without them there would be no life

XD

[Divigen]

but of course

testicles are vital for producing life, but are not vital for sustaining already established life.

Although recently I walked by the bio lab in the uni, and apparently there has been new research where they were able to produce a sperm cell from early bone marrow cells

Testicles might lose even more value with time...

[chaduce]

lol good point hahahaha

[straightnormalguy]

Wow, go out on a strong note. (Sarcasm). Face it, dude pwned ur ass!

[MissBunny850]

Your a fucking retard

[phantomcreamer]

I like your oufit. Very profesional and hot.

[darkwitchtori]

Damn. I'd sell mine for just the cost of getting them removed. I don't want the fuckin' things anymore.

[yes4me]

oh man... is there a market for this kind of stuff... wait!! I am not talking about testicles (rofl)!! Are you allowed to buy tons of tickets and resell them online? is it worth it? how do you do that?

[liberationn15]

@yes4me Yes and Craigslist

[aceeck1001]

i hav colts season tickets and our seats are on the second leval in sec 406 conner of the end zone. good seats, no club seats, but by no means nose bleeds. 2000 a ticket. 4000 for 2 tickets. our 2 regular season tickets are 1500

[mfrcp]

I loved the last thing cenk said. That was hilarious.

[ufster81]

the only way I would pay is for the pair of them so this moron is sterilized and removed from the gene pool as a service to all humanity.

[klard]

This obsession with football is silly. There is actually on average only 10 minutes and 43 seconds of actual playing activity during a game. What a waste of time.

[BorderInspector]

Youtube can be considered a waste of time. y u on hurr?