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  • The video was all effed up for me with 360p, but when I changed it to 480p it was normal. Hope this helps if anyone has problems with the video :)

  • @TombLara, thanks a lot for the tip! I was ready to give up, then I saw your comment and gave it a try :-)

  • @TombLara Thank you so much, hun, that wonderful advice really helped! :-)

  • @TombLara Hey thanks for posting this! it worked for me too, and I never would have thought of changing the settings, lol.

  • what a prick!

  • Wow this video sounds like some trippy satanic subliminal message, ha ha!

  • it seems i am the only one this video wouldn't play correctly on my p.c. anyone else with this problem?

  • @brntreat I have the same problem, it plays as if speeded up...... : (

    It's too bad, because he's one crazy little guy and I'd like to savor every moment of his self-absorption.

  • Imagine if there were subs at the beginning when it fast fowarded. Lol

  • that is david brent rite thier...

  • this is quite hilarious

  • He's the David Brent of dinner parties: "The flavors are doing a symphony around my mouth, they're doing a ballet, they're doing an opera" Brilliant!

  • Check out CDWM AUSTRALIA - too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Does anyone have the episode with the really short pissed guy? That is hilarious!

  • Bless that commentator...

  • CHECK OUT another great clip on You TUbe - COME DINE WITH ME AUSTRALIA!!!!!!hahahahahahaha

  • u need a kick in the face to u fuckin fruit cake

  • the fuckin wierd black gay guy want to be a sexy white chick id kick him in the face

  • narrator is BIG

  • I LOVE THIS NARRATOR

  • Bernard is the most irritating little man I have ever seen - who decides on these people? Get real. Love the sarcasm of the narrator on this one - exceptional!

  • The narrator is brilliant?

    You don't think he actually wrote...

    what he spoke..do you?

    Valerie holds her head like her neck is broken.

  • Some people only talk about themselves

    You're just their audience.

    Is that okay with you?

  • LEGEND

  • he looks like a vile piranaha doesn't he.

  • This guy cant cook aswell as not knowing how to conduct himself in company, I have never seen food like that served up by any black person. I would prefer to eat dog food that eat his crap!!!!

  • 6.44 - 7.05 makes me laugh so much, he's so weird! Why does he think he's a professional chef?!

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  • 'That sounds...absolutely disgusting' LOL, I love it!

  • oh man does he not know he's GAY???? screaming queen. and his house lol - are all working class people's homes like that in UK??

  • Yes, working class people all have identical homes, you fucking stupid cunt.

  • that bit with the coconut is hilarious, what a fool haha, this is like a come dine with me sketch

  • LOL- HIS BAR!! hahaha

  • Hes a prick i hope he gets shot

  • LMAO...I've watched this one twice it was hilarious!! tht blk guy was nuts! he looks like my chihuahua lmao cnt belive i found this vid

  • who likes mortal kombat

  • He's a filthy bastard. He licked the spoon then put it back in the food. Glad the fat crank isn't cooking my dinner.

  • I have really been put off of bernard at all.

  • im sorry what was that

    "i know that shes nails i know a...she..w..thingy i know a blah friends"

    yeah real informative there. what a cock.

  • i think hes awesome!

  • if he went to the west indies he would get shot dead!!!

  • Remind me never to visit such an intolerant country.

  • Intolerant country??? That's rich coming from someone who lives a country where criminals are still executed. Look at your own house before you slag other people's off.

  • I'm apparently "intolerant" because I've reminded everyone to show respect for to everyone's sexual preference. Sexual preference isn't an issue of gay and lesbian rights, it's something which applies to everyone. And for the record, posting 3 times in one go doesn't make your opinions any more intelligent.

  • because of some prick on a t.v. show doesn't make the whole country intolerant, I think you will find the whole of the southern states are pretty intolerant of anyone who isn't white and straight, think about your own country before disrespecting someone elses (especially as we colonised your country anyway)

  • I'm just reminding you never to visit our country (as you asked me to). Do you need a reminder every 24 hours in order to keep you away? I'll do whatever it takes!

  • why do all the men seem homo

    or are they actually?

  • the narrator is brilliant! rofl!

  • This guy strikes me as one of those camp guys who'l end up old and alone

  • He's from a different generation where people were less comfortable to come out. Also, being from a west indian/black background there are also a lot more socially prejudices against being homosexual or lesbian. Let's hope society can make young gay men and women more comfortable.

  • Oh do fuck off. I'm sick of hearing bleating, moaning homosexuals. just get on with what you do and stop whinging about it. No one cares.

  • "fuck off". Because I said something positive about gay people. You're IN the minority now my friend, society makes leaps and strides with each passing year to a more tolerate society, you and your kind are like dinosaur, enjoy your extinction.

  • I'm in the minority? I assume you have independent statistics to back up that outlandish claim. I await your proof. I'm not anti-gay, I'm just sick of gays wanting everyone to celebrate their homosexiality.

  • I agree!

  • Thanks SO much for posting this, I haven't seen this in ages! This week has to be the most memorable week. So funny, especially Dawn's night.

  • bernard = LOL.

    nigel was the best. :D

  • listen im sik of hearin from u now!

    hahahaha

  • you know why he's drawn to the sunflowers?

    cos they;re on buy one get one free. look out for the label.

  • the chesse all went back in the fridge lol

  • What an attention seeking, arrogant dwarf! He must be the most annoying little shit the show has ever seen! Fucking rude little prick!

  • Attention seeking much?!

  • hahaha

    ahhh ahhhhh im not just saying this the flavours already are, oh wow, they're just doing a symphony round my mouth, they're doing the dance, they're doing an opera, they're doing a ballet, they're poetic...it's a performance AHHH seriously.

    bernard dorsett, is my favourite person in the world

  • He says cooking to me like Terry Tibbs from fonejacker . . .

  • 'cookin'... it's my natural terrain" go on my son!

    bernard's a legend

  • if cookin was evrytng to him e wud b a fuckn cook dickhead

  • please has anyone got any of the other episodes from this series especially dawns

  • 1.39 !?! what a mesmerising speech pattern

  • It sounds like he's improvising a faithless song!

  • lol perfect! this whole week was literally genius and the producers should be knighted for bringing together this bizarre lot.

  • its the teqila its the teqila that did it ....but thats what it dose to ya

  • im bored of listening to you NOW

  • Epic

  • Haha! Thanks for posting this - classic! :D

  • lol. Dave's sarcastic narrating humour just cracks me up.

  • I know!

    LOL :-p

  • cooking to me! cooking to meeee

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