What would you do with a raisin?

[ElevenColors]

Watching this is giving me gas.

[Mattteus]

I'll take pizza over poutine any day

[dayjoborchestra]

@Mattteus Now I want a pizza poutine....

[Mattteus]

@dayjoborchestra or a poutine pizza?

[InDarknessLight]

This is my favorite.

Whats a head?

[AlexFolland]

I've seen ALL of DJO's voiceover dub videos and this is my favorite one. The voiceover is so accurately synced to the lip movements. :D

[xxyhhgg]

a piece of pizza is a fair trade for my gravy and fries...I pissed a little. and chuckled because i pissed.

[IHeartAnimals101]

DJO is so random

[asuch874]

Oh jeeees; don't let kirk hit u with an asteroid.

[Toneytc]

I nearly passed out laughing. This stuff is great.

[TheRantingCabbie]

DJO has got to be one of the most fucking hilarious channels.

[waitwhatwasthat]

yous guys make me happy

[darkshadowangel1991]

Nice Lip Syn BRO!!!!!

[spacecowboy5000]

"What's a head?" I's the little things that make my day. Like Tattoo!

[raydenthetullgod]

Favorite part: "Goddammit.  I should beat your head in." "What's a head?"

[KecioLuvsInuasah]

okay now i feel the need to hit someone with a fucking asteroid lol !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Syn94]

I wear corsets! THBBT

[Dooality]

I still think this is the best one.

[hihowareyou22]

@Dooality this is my favorite one too :D

[BasherCoon]

I shit myself at the 1-minute mark...LOL!! You fuckin' eat it I'll hit ya with an asteroid!

[ComedyConstruction]

You are a fucking genius!!!! Your Star Trek vids are the funniest vids on youtube!!!! Please make more!

[mebemichael1]

Howfen should he give him a hand in the washroom? That's the big question!

[ballsopt]

lol wut

[Orangepoindexter]

"You fucking eat it I'll hit you with an asteroid."

[cyberebel]

Hands down, these videos have made my day. XD

[Stacibart]

jelly beans lmfao!

[Vertigo688]

what what gettin a woody

[shroudedgamer]

So random and funny. You guys are hilarious.:D

Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Keep up the good work guys. You rock! :)

[SouthPacificBen]

I'd love to be hit with an asteroid. Love it.

[fifirockefeller]

This might possibly be my favorite DJO of all time. The hinge sound when he lifts his eyelids after being asked "What would you do with a raisin" causes me to lose it every time I hear it.

Just

Too

Gosh

Darn

FUNNY!

[SpaceCadetMarty]

I want some fucking Jelly beans

[papercutpictures]

I wear corsets!

[captainkane1984]

@papercutpictures surprise surprise

[MackTuesday]

Me have the mumps.

[stevebritgimp]

Gravy and fries! Captain Kirk is a Northerner!

[GordonMorrice]

Chips 'n' cheese is good, too.

[kooliodood89]

what the hell is that weird noise that keeps happening after the dood farts? lmao

[Fetchdafish]

What would YOU do with a raisin?

[noblebeech]

"God damn it. Should beat your head in, hmph."

"What's a head?"

"It's your cranium. What are you stupid, sick?"

rofl

[sirwooley]

Now this isn't food, you fucking eat it and I'll hit you with an asteroid.

[KemoHead]

YES!

[Treemeadow]

I like Newfies, HOT DAMN

[JakensteinSEX]

this fucking geeks me out so hard..

"zoo!?"

[vonPeterhof]

"Last night I had no clothes and I got arrested for indecent exposure"

When I first watched this video about a year ago it did not occur to me that this line would turn out to be somewhat prophetic...

[mebemichael1]

That's right. (wog)

[frescadp]

DJO could host a terrific cooking show.... Apple-based recipes, of course.

When I searched for this by title on youTube, the other vid that shows up is "Chef Merlin's Bread and Butter Pudding," who suggests, "if you do not like raisins, you can omit the raisins." Wow.

[Captainbob25202000]

"now this isn't food,if you eat it ,ill hit you with a fuc**i*g asteroid" lol XD"

[LordReserei]

I want what ever you guys are smoking because these vids are awesome. ^.^

[loverkitty]

Why do I like these videos!?

[ABCElmopalooza]

1:02 - 1:08. The end.

[GhiaDon7]

I'm so glad I found you guys on here, and all these awesome vids. Awesome.

[ellev8r]

shot bra

[StarshineQuinn]

I want some fuckin jelly beans!

[StarshineQuinn]

I love you guys so much! I wish you made more videos!

[StargateAtlantis1]

I used you guys for the quote in my yearbook! You guys are the greatest!

[AgentMuu]

I am practically shitting myself with laughter over these videos. Well done sirs

[mebemichael1]

WOG

[tacojonesdaddy]

Wanna dance? Wah wah

[johnfactorial]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA instant classic, these videos are hilarious

[vicariousli]

amazing..

[raydenthetullgod]

I quote this to my girlfriend at random intervals. I finally had to show it to her so she knew what the hell I was talking about.

[berkeleyoverdrive]

Hahaha, me too... same deal...

[raydenthetullgod]

And now whenever I say to her, "What would you do with a raisin?" She responds, "I'd shove it up your ass, babe!"

[Sextimus23]

How...what`s the word for it...romantic

[fifirockefeller]

the hinge sound at 0:46 . . . . . bwahahahahaha

[fifirockefeller]

I'm watching this again in Nov. 2009 and it still cracks me up!

Applause, DJO!

[DKwhitey]

"what's a head?"

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[LostCharm]

"You fucking eat it i'll hit you with an asteroid."

Awesome vid.

[berkeleyoverdrive]

OMG... Too funny... "What would you do with a raaaisin?" -- *shifty eyes* So random, I love it!

[aaronp01]

lmao there's the "whop-whop" again

[KazielMae]

I wear CORSETS!

Ah hah hah (: brill.

[legitimatepictures]

Howfen!

[denzey85]

goddammit hnnn

[kessekinen]

I want some fuckin jellybeans.

Yes. Just yes.

[prelan]

fucking hilarious

[mocthezuma]

"howfen"

[mattstan]

Mad Movies.

[chokewholeddotcom]

so funny, i watch this more than any other vid right now.

[KevinLounsberry]

lmao, "this isn't food, if you fuckin eat it I'll hit you with an asteroid"

[xXMojoGxX]

oh....my.....god...

HAHAAA!! I LOVE YOUR STUPID VOICE OVERS!!! they are freakin hilarious!! you should make more!

Whats a head?

if you eat it ill f***in hit you with an asteroid XD

[TheGzeus]

Me have the mumps.

[returned4good]

I wear corsettes!

[ykarpov]

best one yet seen. Oh dear...

[mcholford]

I'm laughing so hard I almost passed out!

"want a towel?"

[ancestron]

thats so fucking funny

[Chapsxo]

HAHAHAHA XD

'i'll hit you with an asteroid'

[zelemont]

what's a head?

[XperfectlyXpiercedX]

Reminds me of Kung Pow! :D

[sisalrug]

If you guys make a movie and need a smart person to work for free I'll do it. You're so funny you need to feed this stuff to the masses and give the world the belly laugh of the year. It's too good not to share.

[TastyBusiness]

Oh... its too funny....  cant breathe!

[theogore]

accurate analysis, cap'n.

[chiniwillly]

hehehe goooooooooood stuff, very funny

[sandrawhin]

If you guys did a movie, you'd be millionares by now. I have to make sure I use the bathroom before I click on any of your stuff or I pee myself.

[daz636]

class! many thanks.

[TheAmazingRandi]

Oh man I couldn't breath!!

[dayjoborchestra]

Howfen!

[NATAS0m3n]

@dayjoborchestra Bout 3 times a week.

[kjb86]

Haovin!

[Lavender1251]

Serious problem with this. It's not long enough! Too damn funny.

[tartanboyz]

fantastic...never given my lap top a round of applause!! thanks a million guys. keep em coming!very very funny.

[tr0mb0n3]

Hilarious! How about a couple 'G' rated ones so I can show my mum?

[CelticSocks]

This is brilliant work. It makes me shit my pants and it brightens my day.

[dayjoborchestra]

...odd combination, but thanks!

[no1funkydiva]

"Now this isn't food. You fuckin eat it I'll hit you with an astroid." I LOVE IT!