Palin's mind-blowing speech, condensed

[lurch321]

Looking past the fact that this bimbo is one of the dumbest women to ever walk planet earth, am I the only one who has NEVER found her attractive?

[NewnotesJR]

And don't you see how much easier it is for you to be brainwashed when you obey the command to ignore someone?

Oh sure, it's not a command, per say, but you're leaders know how you think. They know what to tell you to get you to ignore certain people and news entities all on your own.

[NewnotesJR]

You liberals make me laugh because it's like you don't even consider the words she's saying. All you have to do is see her talking and you throw jeers. You don't even know what she's saying, you just call her stupid for nothing.

Well, it's not for nothing, I realize the depth at which you all are brainwashed into believing that she should be ignored.

[NewnotesJR]

Anyone can edit a video, cut out the logic, and just let people's bias take-over.

Palin gave a very good reason for why she left. You liberals cannot take advantage of Alaskan Conservative law that allows you to attack the Governor with frivolous litigation without limit, and then blame her when she, for all intents and purposes, commits political suicide for the sake of giving her people a governor that would not be lame because he would not have to deal with constant frivolous litigation.

[mikolover1000]

Puppet leader

[MrGeoffrey834]

IF and ONLY IF I knew for an absolute FACT that i could get away with it, I'd kill Sarah Palin. Not just shoot her, but leave and insanely pwned and mutilated body for all to see.

[NewnotesJR]

@MrGeoffrey834

LOL, when you truly hate someone enough that you'd be willing to kill them, especially when they've done absolutely nothing wrong, you can then, if you're willing to accept the truth, tangibly see the depths at which you've been brainwashed.

What's the worst thing you know about Palin with such absolute assurity that it warrants such hate about Palin and look at it objectively, and you'll realize it's nothing that isn't likely to be propaganda or isn't actually important.

[MrGeoffrey834]

im pretty sure that even if u dont give an unfair edit, she still sounds like half an aborted retard whos vomitting up PR babble that she's told to.

[Ratbeeitch]

She's declaring that its time for the cash grab while she is popular with idiots.

Who is dummer, Palin or the people who think she would make a good president?

It's time Sarah, to put up or shut up. It's time to say your running for president. Or has Sarah's money grab from the idiot supporters ran it's course.

Sarah, how are you gonna continue to stay relevant without announcing your running?

[MRbossman1982]

I mean i would sleep with her, but i dont want her as my president heck no.

[Soundgarden8497]

i love sarah

[smichael333]

I realize that this ^^ is condensed. But, a helpful hint it is that she is

a PHONY! sHE KNOWS NADA ! sHE stands for nothing more than her own

selfish GAIN! May she be publically disgraced soon, and often. God save our country, and the the world, from the likes of such carpet bagging semi illiterates such as this Oracle of Wasilla, lol , lol !!!!! I see a moron, yes. I see worse than that.

[VirusofLife182]

...But that's a worthless, easy quitter's way out. Basketball.

[Postie218]

ROTFLMAO, Oh man, you hit every item spot on from that douche bag.

[yellowgroove]

you have to edit in 3 hours of video just to hear her form a complete sentence that makes sense... now she is talking about pink elephants and mama grizzlie bears...

[Hestroffer]

fuck that private bull shit. Modern-day farmers make 18k yet have to borrow over 500k for equipment and are slaves to their contracts.

[earlybrd05]

unbelievable that anyone can't see her speeches have been chopped up to make

this a ridiculous attack on her. Now, Obama, there's a leader for ya'll. I give your

country maybe several more years and you won't even recognize it.

[Ramenstein1]

@earlybrd05

See i know your a teabagger when you said

"ya'll"

[badtown88]

Some ultra powerful stupid right here.

[tremyap]

WILL SHE PLEASE EXIT STAGE LEFT

[jobedied]

Sarah will be know as the first quitter American president a true reflection of what America wants in a president a Quittern and hand reader. A nation of CNN and Fox worshipers masturbating to thoughts of SUV,s , MacMansions, Televised Religious Services, Viagra Enhanced Sex , Beer, Sports, and Protracted Corporate wars to kill off their kids. Who do we deserve, a quitter in the White House? Banking cartels like her corporations like her and the turn coat tea faggers like her.

[danielsmdoyle]

What do you mean by shit bag? Please - go on.

[bigshow291]

Come On this is a left wing news outlet ,they have to chop it up and take everything out of context or they could not deal with her, some people say she was to dumb to lead the country!! What does that mean ?? this Sh--bag we have now is good? what a Cruel Joke he is.

[parhhesia]

So... Palin quit because she's not a quitter?

As if Reagan's Alzheimer's and Dubya's alcohol-induced brain damage weren't enough, a schizo just might be the next president.

[maddman420]

how mind blowing is it when she reads off her hands

[Prod1Kh]

@maddman420 So totally more awesome and, you know, like, genuine than relying on technology, 'cause that's, like, so lame...

[FreelancePatriot76]

Hey everyone !!

FDIC is now bankrupt !

google it : )

[giggilamour]

What a dumb lying fuctard ,no loser you quit 1-,because you were worthless as a Governor and you had to go!

2-You were under investigation and needed to run!

3-you had a book deal (Written by someone else of course)ou money hungry opportunist

4-You had lucrative offers other from bigoted and desperate conservative groups eager to use your inept ass in publicity stunts ! YOU BET YOU!

[cds162]

truly she is an idiot

anyone see any talking points written on her hand?

[sssssjjjj1]

no more meth for her.

[USALiberal]

Same old same old GOP talking points.

[sushicraver975]

i feel bad that her children had to stay there the whole time for her speach...

[Rikeeboy]

LMAO! this is like fox news editing LOL

[danielsmdoyle]

no, it's just a mashup, as breitbart might say.

[NewnotesJR]

@Rikeeboy

LOL, you'll hate Fox News because they tell you too, but you'll love the others, who do even worse because you're told too.

And actually, Fox News doesn't edit speeches like that. They actually give an objective word to the competition and they don't pretend too only while seeking to entrap and criticize them to the public.

Sure, there talk show hosts do all of that, but what talk show host that is known to hold certain opinion doesn't do that?

Brainwashed with the best of them.

[NewnotesJR]

@Rikeeboy

I like to watch you liberals speak, especially about Palin, because every word out of your mouth is literally something you were brainwashed to believe. It just proves how stupid you liberals really are.

You blame the entire Fox News because of the bias of their talk show hosts, but you'll hang on every biased word of someone like Colbert, comedian who favors the punchline to the truth, without even realizing the foolishness of it.

[ozelegend]

What an idiot. And to think she is going for a job which has control over thousands of nuclear weapons at a touch of a button...you people frustrate me....!

[hillerm]

I like Palin because what you see is what you get.

In this case, I see a moron. I guess that's what we get!

[staciarichardson]

SARAH PALIN ALL DAY!

[MRmatthieu49]

what does basketball have to do anything in a resignation speech

[tallcoolone1]

all you Republicans who voted for her.. I have one question for you...If you owned a million shares of Exxon would you let them hire her as the CEO?

[Kaneoism]

I can't believe the likes of malcom x got shot after a nightmare speech like this! I must say as a British citizen I have took an extreme dislike to america for the simple reason that they are trying to control the world with their puppet president. They've planned a war against china, it's easy to see with the all the propaganda on the daily news. David icke has been correct about most of the predictions, lets decide together as one, that the opposition shall win no more... FREEDOM please

[illusionistdave]

America? You dislike all of the countries in America? I believe you mean you dislike the United States of America (for something btw that you can't prove).

[Kaneoism]

It's called using your brain, it's a bit obvious and if you do watch the news, you can see that there promoting it. I can also prove that the music industry has a satanic culture, listen to jays z song.... lucifer. Trust me its a hell of a world, and united states of america is the worst

[xxdd170xx]

What an idiot

[kazooga1234]

i think this made more sense then her accual speach but this still made no sense

[SomethingAwfulTube]

god she's so lame...

[stapme]

She is not very bright...she should be president of the local hockey assoc...that is it!!!

[BanalPoltergeist]

I always imagine Rita Skeeter to look like Sarah Palin

[BahotMaghz]

We're lucky that conniving, lying, vindictive, whore, didn't get to be veep.

[noseldnik]

Palin = douche-bag

[kickle007]

HELL YEAH! Palin is hella dumb and I am so glad I can sleep at night knowing she's not in office! Bullet well dodged!

[olh1152]

Sarah Palin is dumber than Bush. She does not even know about one supreme court case when katie couric asked her. Bush got us into two wars with his dumb ass. Now if this dumb broad runs for president and gets elected she will get us into three more wars and still fighthing the other two in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[maxduboise]

and obama is screwing up every other posible thing that he can...

[olh1152]

What has obama screwed up so far? Please tell us. The economy is in a tank and going to get worse because of the trillion$ of debt that we owe.

[hoopdydoable]

Watch

The Obama Deception HQ Full length version

That is what they are talking about.

[MagellansUnderwear]

The GOP ruined itself by embracing the far right part of it's voter base, when the majority of voting republicans are just slightly right of center. Things like gay marriage are not important to them, and they are up in the air about stem cell research. The GOP embraced the clinic bombing Intelligent design preaching Palin/Limbaugh crowd. combine that with the Bush admin's bumbling, and you get a center-left democrat in office. I'm just glad it happened

[kenny582]

Here's what happened: When she was nominated by McCain, she jumped in but she lost (being the dumb fuk she is) and she took it hard. Everything in her world crumbled. She wishes now she'd never been nominated. Now the book deals are her only lifeline. Her life has fallen apart and she''s very stressed. I wouldnt be surprised if she checked into rehab eventually.

[justintime1889]

I can't believe so many people hate a woman they don't even know. But hey it's cool to make fun of people when other cool people such as talk-show hosts and partisan VIP's do it.

Stop hating based on propaganda.

This video is as un-American as it gets.

Way to 'promote the general wellfare.

[cecinid]

'I can't believe how many people hate a woman they don't even know'...Oh, you mean the way SHE spewed out hate to Obama and the Left when she ran? We know PLENTY about this woman...she is an attention addicted, lying, empty headed bitch.

[timothy51886]

i still want to ravage her though

[flangleelgnalf]

the government was in a dairy business?

[fooop2]

lololololol goonies.

[JesusChristRulesYOU]

we need to ban that video because it is a pack of lies. it is taking Sarah Palins words out of context to make her sound like she doesnt know what she is talking about. But Sarah is very intelligent and more smarter then you are. She is going to be the next US president you all need to show some respect

[AG2Elizabeths]

"More smarter."

Heh.

Indeed?

[takkyu101]

she doesnt. she is a dipshit and she ruined the once great republican party.

[danteslight]

Lol. The republicans ruined the republican party. Well at least everyone that has had a position of power in the last decade.

[maxduboise]

and obama single handedly ruined democrats... what a dousche, huh?

[danteslight]

lol how did he do that? Do you even have evidence supporting your reasoning?

[FreelancePatriot76]

well lets see, He's trampling on the 13th and 2nd Amendment, 22 States are declaring soverignty from the federal govt, and their power grabbing. His reckless/frivolous spending is driving our economy down the toilet. hollars change but doesn't address the federal reserve. Lied about not reinstating the patriot act. Lied about pulling out of iraq "immediately". His heath care plan is a joke, just read the damn thing. Im suprised by now you haven't gotten a lesson in con artist by now.

[olh1152]

When it comes to President Obama, I am bias because he is a brother like me. His mother is white and his father is black. I am going to call him black. You can call him white if you want. Basically he is just finishing what Clinton and Bush started. In the the history of this great country built on the backs of slave labour, we have a Black President. I am proud. But it comes at a time when America is broke and has no money. Government can no longer be a sugar daddy to the people. 11 Trill

[illusionistdave]

Race should have nothing to do with anything. I love how some people bitch and moan about race when it works against them but demand that it work for them and cry when it doesn't.

[olh1152]

@illusionistdave, it is all about race. race is what founded america. the white man wiping out the indian and stealing his land.

[fullmetal891]

you have to be one of the most stupid and ignorant persons iv seen on youtube. the ignorance in your comment is amazing. how about u read up on sum history and learn from it? "reckless/frivolous spending is driving our economy down the toilet"... wtf, you have to spend money to make money, do u know how FDR got us out of the last depression? yea that right he did it by spending money. he didnt lie about immediatly gettin out of iraqw, if u thought it'd be done in a month or 2 then yur just dumb

[FreelancePatriot76]

If your fuhrer was serious about sound currency he would address the Federal Reserve. Instead he appoints the culprits from the housing bubble, Turbo Tax Cheat Geithner from the NY Federal Reserve.

You Fuhrer said unemployment would not exceed 8% in 2009 if he could passed the stimulus. That was a lie. it went up to 10.2% in 2009.

Stop drinking the kool aid.

Spend money to make money sure. But printing it with out backing up with hard work, silver gold, is reckless. NOT CHANGE !

[FreelancePatriot76]

We don't have money to spend in the first place. The federal deficit is a black hole. Stop consuming you ass hole.

America needs to start saving and learn how to make shit. But a shitty company now can't go out of business since obama will bail out losers and won't let innovators kick in.

I bet you have no Idea what I'm talking about when I mention central banking.

[sheriff4444]

I can see Russia from my cunt...

I'm Sarah Palin and i aprove this message...

[loci1400]

Creative Editing....Its not just a FOX thing anymore!

[redline637]

a paperclip is "more smarter" than you

[williamthure1590]

that's the joke

[LiquidTokyo]

Way to go republicans. There goes your dumb-ass Princess. This was the best and brightest you had. Your worthless party has officially imploded. Please, by all means, parade out more presidential candidates with this level of class, and ability. When the smoke clears, get the FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRY! You're an embarrassment to us all.

[DancingMonkey12]

I'm not republican, but why does everyone have to be such a jackass to all politicians? they are only doing what they think is right.

I personally think there should be no government at all, but for the time being, there is, so make the best of it.

Viva la Revolution!

[MagellansUnderwear]

Here's the full speech

Blahblahblah Clumsy maudlin basketball metaphors and fishing metaphors, something about the dairy industry and oil mixing basketball and fishing metaphors word salad word salad wah teh internets made fun of my son (they were for the most part mocking me but what are you gonna do) more clumsy basketball and fishing references and I quit mid term because they were mean to me

[cecinid]

MagellansUnderwear...PERFECT SUMMATION, well done!!!...;)

[edumacation101]

Full court press? Wat?

[maxxxem1]

now she will manuver herself to be your god democate sluts

[leeroynaggins]

Buh bye...

[RDog4484]

basketball! XD

[hienizzle]

haha quittterrrrrrrr

well at least it happened here instead of in the vp office.

[Fitzcard]

What's not to get?

She's out, she'll write some books and make some apperances. Other than that she's out.

[makesfilmz]

The lib media politically raped her family and pressed into the private matters to such an extent that her image was unfairly tarnished. Not to mention filing frivilous ethics complaints costing her 1/2 million dollars. But I didn't catch that part here...lol!

[lifeinterrupted]

"Politically raped?" What an egregious, ignorant choice of words.

[Greenandscaly]

Quitting the governorship with 18 months to go in your first term to seek higher office makes as much sense as dropping out of middle school to pursue a college degree. Palin's a quitter who cuts and runs when the heat is on. Who would vote for her NOW?

[solophan]

Believe it or not.... REPUBLICANS!!!

[anachro1]

What a stupid bitch.

[Xile774]

Palin for 2012

[odd2k3]

I still don't get it

[PandanTeddy24]

Who was stupid enough to vote for this woman???

[ksecus]

Laughingstock Palin.

[lifeinterrupted]

LOL@0:36.

[TheGreenCheekConure]

Ughhh yeah I'm glad shes gone.....shes retarded.

[StevelaFrench]

Sorry, was attempting to respond to

BeamingSplendor .

[x3Nar]

...I don't know what McCain was thinking when he chose her as vice president.

Because that made no sense.

[match913]

He wasn't thinking. It was fuckin hail mary that fell about 80 yards short

[x3Nar]

LOL.

[BahotMaghz]

He didn't really want to win.

[drkangelx]

she honestly needs to just fade away and leave the US and the world alone.

[revon0521]

She is a wonderful idiot.

[Sharc88]

Probably the worst public speech I've ever heard from an elected official.

[BeamingSplendor]

Even Michael Jackson would have given a better speech than her punk ass.

[StevelaFrench]

Yes indeed, and he's dead!

[Relayer666]

Don't see how quitting as Gov is going to help her political career. Mayor of a small town, and a Governor who quits. Doesn't look very impressive to me.

[salviati]

Dick Cavett wrote a hilarious article for the NY Times last year titled "The Wild Wordsmith from Wasilla." He quoted this:

"My concern has been the atrocities there in Darfur and the relevance to me with that issue as we spoke about Africa and some of the countries there that were kind of the people succumbing to the dictators and the corruption of some collapsed governments on the continent, the relevance was Alaska"s investment in Darfur with some of our permanent fund dollars." SPalin

[oehieze]

fuck... did she really say that? my brain HURTS!

[lifeinterrupted]

Incredible.

Two words: Word Salad.

Did you see the message she wrote on her Facebook? "Is our children" came to mind.

Also.

[DaveListerDwarfer]

Isn't a 'word salad' the symptom of a stroke?

[lifeinterrupted]

In Sarah's case it's a symptom of being an uninformed, ignorant, inarticulate bonehead.

[lifeinterrupted]

Oh, wow. That's supposed to be, "Is our children learning." Got cut off somehow.

[eksdem]

Palin is the Anti-Obama.

She'll have plenty of time, now, to point out Obama's glaringly transparent inconsistencies.

AND, she won't have to eat crow when she criticizes Obama, like Colin Powell now has to.

[oldboldcold]

Brilliant,

this time she actually makes sense,

nonsense

[coachfun1987]

Charlie Brown's teacher makes more sense than Palin.

[Doggieman1111]

yeaa... she's toast