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  • If white people can't say nigga then no one can say faggot.

  • this is like 5 different videos

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  • Chris Rock has magical outfit changing abilities.

  • how did you sync those 2 different videos together. you're actually jesus.

  • 2:02

    the best part of chris rock videos is black people's reactions to his jokes.

  • lmao ... I think I about died when he was talking about lil waynes song

  • isn't this Louis C.K. material, I believe they're friends.

  • @hbykyngen Chris Rock had it first.

  • @hbykyngen The faggot joke is definitely shared by Louis CK. But their own approach to it is equally funny and unique. Chris Rock really set the crowd up for that.

  • "to the sweat drip from [Press 9]"

  • @BrowardsKing2009 not forgetting them damn retards! im sorry but sacrifices will need to be made, just think youll be dying for a good cause :)

  • @xDaalleeeeX Win.

  • @BrowardsKing2009 Wow! Hope you don't feel the same way when you're old. It would just mean, you lived your entire life marinated in misery and self-loathing owing to your obvious sense of inadequacy. The world has moved on, go home or try to acquire some skills in humanity. :)

  • Whne he broke down singing from the window to the wall..i almost died laughing. His standup is much funnier than his work in movies. Still so funny!

  • Chris Rock can't spell bananas?

  • It's not word, It's the context. pure, brilliant truth. Guys insult each other the time while they don't mean it. My friend and I got drunk, He wanted to ge home and asked me what his code for bike chain was. I said some random numbers, 20 mins later I get texted "Dickhead, it wasn't that number but I finally did find it". Literally it was an insult, contextual, it wasnt.

  • Ohmygod that standing ovation at 2:02 I'm laughing my ass off HAHAHAHA

  • How the fuck does he change so fast ...

  • he cant evn spell bananas lol

  • @gsquaaad and you can't spell "even".

  • LMFAO

  • Skeet skeet skeet! :D

  • damn he changes fast

  • he is just genial..

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  • @adzomZOR86 He did this show all over the world, and they randomly switch between the different shows he taped.

  • @castor21 i shoulda been watchin my typing more closely.. *CLOTHES* lol... and yeh i realised that after watchin a few vids.. it just flowed so smoothly..

  • lol

  • Hey Daddy ! Where'd you meet mom ?

    Oh ! She was singing about BALLS at a club..

    Skeet skeet skeet !

  • if u actully clsoe your eyes u will see a zebra!

  • Very talented performer; great comedic timing and anunciation/emphasis on desired points to be made....Chris Rock!

  • @TheTisssssssss are you 89?

  • I DONT GET THE SKIT SKIT

  • @crucioking skeet skeet is a slang term for when men ejaculate.

  • Thumbs up if you searched Lil john to the window to the wall XD

  • Yeah, Louis CK did a bit like this

  • @twadem34 That's what I was thinking. Chris and Louis have worked together, I wonder who originated this idea?

  • wow... its amazing how all these different performances sync so well together

    talk about consistency, chris rock is good

  • I love this clip so much, too fucking awesome!!!

  • He's trying to hit the road wit Dave chappelle. If it happen that will be great.

  • What's he talking about? It's easy to defend rap music.

    ------>Eminem.

    

  • Faggot is a discriminating word against gay people, and should never be used towards anyone.

    Nigger is a discriminating word against black people, and should never be used towards anyone.

    But Chris Rock thinks saying nigger is horrible, because it offends his race. But he's cool with saying faggot, because he's not gay.

    He is a hypocrite.

  • @RedundantComments Bullshit Chris Rock had a whole segment explaing the appropriate time to use the word nigger he has no problem with offensive words he makes a living off of them he just wants them to be used at appropriate times for example: stop being such a bitch ass nigga when you have no idea what your talking about. now had you did some nigger shit ima call u a nigger for example: your crazy ass cousin shot up the club cuz he missed happy hour. what a fucking nigger. hope this helps bia

  • @nyce611 I have never seen that, I only saw the part where he says it's okay to say if it's in a song.

    If that is how he feels, then I cannot say anything against the man, since I am of the same opinion.

    Thanks for enlightening me. :-)

  • @RedundantComments You say whatever you want to say, if you mean well then why should you be scared from saying nigger? And even if you mean harm you should be able to say it. The think is if you cant stand up for what you say THEN you should not say those "scary" words

  • @RedundantComments nigger is NOT a derogatory term for blacks i don't get why all of you people are so ignorant to see this anyone can be a nigger the term is used to show ignorance toward self and lifestyle

  • @RedundantComments He doesn't hate it. He said himself there's a difference between nigger and black person.

  • @burnedupSkye He has stated in an interview that he regrets popularizing the distinction since it gives white people an excuse to call a black person a nigger.

  • @thelordmemnoch 'Cept, the term nigger doesn't mean anything concering a persons race; more to do with a persons general ignorance. So ANYONE can be a nigger, that being said, ANYONE who belittles another and attempts to insult them with such racial slur, is case-in-point, a nigger themselves. Common sense.

  • @valentinesdaycrush Read a history book regardless of how the word is defined in the dictionary, the "n" word has always been tied to people of particular races.

  • @RedundantComments more like you're a fucking PC Nazi that don't like freedom

  • wtf like 5 costume changes

  • 2:02 He didn't get the joke, or he's a faggot himself. Lol. (White guy in the bottom right corner.)

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  • hes jacket changes haha

    

  • lol black humer

  • @MidgetmaniaRIP :facepalm:

  • doesn't louis ck do a really similar bit?

  • @plugindave "Quit being a faggot and suck that dick!" -Louis CK

  • one of the best comedians ive ever seen... and chanching clothes while doing his sketch... damn even uncle georgie cant pull that shit off...

  • ski ski

  • He is being serious he has shit taste in music

  • Hey why do black audience members always stand up mid show? Are they seeking attention or something? Not trying to be racist, even if that's how it looks. I'm just trying to make sense of some behaviour that I regularly observe in predominantly black audiences.

  • @obglobgablob I dunno... I would fall out of my chair laughing... XD

  • @Futil1ty

    See that's what I was thinking. Most people go kind of limp when they laugh. Standing up in front of everyone just seems like they're trying to draw attention or something.

  • @obglobgablob How do I standing ovation when laughing? :idunnolol:

  • @Futil1ty

    Maybe it's some sort of conspiracy.

  • @obglobgablob haha

  • @obglobgablob same thing as a white person giving a standing ovation

  • @DJKosmo85

    Then why aren't they waiting until the end of the show? That's traditionally when white people do their standing ovation.

  • @obglobgablob sometimes what a person says can be related to and applauded so much that a person can't help but give them a standing ovation in the middle of a speech or whatever it is that they're doing

  • He's the spitting image of a pupil I was at school with. If I turn the volume off, and look at him then I see Gerald Pilkington-Jerome who was a chorister in the Gownboys House at Charterhouse School. If there are any Carthusians here that agree, then let me know.

  • he's not a nigger

  • This is not funny .. actually .. this nigger is a faggot ... he annoys me.

  • @LAZrailkapinda Fuck up.

  • @LAZrailkapinda Fucking raciest retard you obviously have no sense of humor

  • fuck me that comment got well rated!

  • I close my eyes and see a zebra! aha lmao! this guys too funny

  • Am I stoned or is this flashing thru different scenes of chris rock in different comedy shows yet all the vocals are matching up ?

  • @rdevil420 both

  • People from Fenasia are Fenesians

  • I'm a faggot and I don't give a shit if someone says faggot. Fuck you if you're offended at such trivial shit, you have heavier things to worry about.

  • @918XanKriegor Faggot.

  • @2Sick4BF3

    Your name made me laugh

  • coming from a gay guy, this shit was hilarious. people need to learn how to take a joke -_-

  • Justifying hateful attitude towards one minority & criticising it against another--fuck him.

  • "B-Ba-ba-na-nas" LOL its B-a-n-a-n-a-s, did he not realize she was spelling bananas? xDD

  • Um, not for nothing but Pookie here isn't funny.

    He's overrated and corny. What does using the

    word faggot have to do with Gwen Stefani?

    Corny ass crackhead.

  • @chrischeyari He is just joking about how if a Grown Black Man is listening and singing along to a White Girl is pissing you off (being a faggot) you can call him one. just saying what he is saying, not my beliefs haha

  • HAY FAGGOT!!! THE LIGHTS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! LOL

  • If white people can't use the n word, then straight people shouldn't be able to say 'faggot'.

  • @charlotteisntreal dumb comment. too different etymologies of the word. you can be black and be a N-word, and a white gay and never called a N-word faggot. again, stupid comment.

  • So Chris Rock is wearing 3 different outfits in this comedy sketch, one suit at 0:22, another at 0:33, and the third at 0:43. LOL amazing

  • Watch out for SOPA, Chris !!!

  • THIS SHIT IS BANANAS BANANANANAS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Great Editing

  • this shit is bananas bah nananananas!! ahaha

  • NO DOUBT SUCKS ASS !!!!

  • Suddenly, white shirt

  • didn't Rock mentor C.K.?

  • @abigword Or other way round?

  • ....that made absolutely no fucking sense, nor did it justify using the word faggot. At all. Nice trice, tho.

  • @misspennyfarthing

    made plenty of sense. don't be so butt-hurt. 

  • @misspennyfarthing faggot= feminine or gay behaviour during inappropriate moments, that annoys people

    nigger = stupid macho behaviour that annoys people

    Wasn't that hard, was it?

  • @WTAWWR08 thats just the ignorent way of putting it. that's pretty vague and stereotypical.....

  • @WTAWWR08 fagnig or nigfag; how would you combine that?

  • @jewbar2point0 Niggot? Fagger?

  • @WTAWWR08 Except that's not what nigger means.

  • @mymarkis666 Only I was refering to Chris Rock's definition; not to the real meaning.

  • @WTAWWR08 faggot= offensive noun towards homosexual people

    nigger=A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person.

  • @gregwar7  i know bro

  • @misspennyfarthing They cut off the beginning part. If you saw from the part where he brought it up then it would make sense and justify what he was saying! I recommend you just watch the stand up atleast from the beginning of this part not coming in when the joke is. Thats what I love about Chris Rock he brings up issues and also makes it funny.

  • 19 faggots disliked

  • hey 170,170 views :D

  • @willd3c I ruined it :P

  • how does his clothes change?

  • @dontbotherreading The first clip about faggots was from his special "Kill The Messenger"which was 3 shows spliced in one from NYC,London and Johannesburg. The second clip about rap was from his other special "Never Scared". I hope that helps.

  • @dontbotherreading this is from a show and it was two different show performances

  • why is there always someone jumping in the audience at a black persons stand up

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  • thats cause hes a nigga

  • he's good at changing his clothes quickly

  • so does anyone else see the costum changes

  • Too much fucking shouting

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  • not appreciating the quick edits

  • its funny how the word faggot is used so openly in america, where as if you say that word in my country everyone gets up you. but thats probably just because america is totally fucked up lol.

  • @brndnrckn Its cuz we dont give a fuck, people could still get up to us and we will still call them a faggot 

  • @goddy5890 yeah yet you guys get all touchy about the word nigger. but in places like my country or in europe we get touchy about faggot, but not so much nigger. its just weird how our societies are different like that.

  • @brndnrckn I dont got touchy about it. And in some places people don't get touchy about it. And tbh, nigger or to be more accurate nigga, is becoming less heinous than it was/is. Either word, there are people who shit on it anyway

  • @goddy5890 well im just going by what i see in australian media and what i see in american media. like i hear the word faggot all the time in american media, but you would never hear it in australian media. like this one time, this sportswoman used the word faggot on her facebook account, not even in an offensive way, and because of it she was suspended, her promoters dropped her and she had to make a public apology.

  • @goddy5890 and i remember one time on an australian show there were these performers who used black face, and when americans started complaining about OUR OWN media, all of us were shocked and didnt realise it was offensive. no apology was made, and we told you americans to fuck off lol. but you know in reality most people dont care what you say, im just talking about what i see in the media and stuff.

  • @brndnrckn the media thing makes sense she had to apologize cuz my roommate works for a media corp, and one of the things he has to do is if he has pictures of him like drinking or anything like that on a public site (ie facebook) he has to write a disclaimer saying that the new company does not condone this behavior, something of that nature for every picture. And the black face thing, i personally find black face funny lol

  • @brndnrckn one time my friends dressed up as the village people and he went black face for it hahahha, yea he did get shit for it by only one person though

  • "this shit is bannanas!!!" lmao

  • dude! how does he changes clothes so fast!!!!!

  • How come the lights and clothes kept changing?

  • @Fir3Dir3 they're differend clips from London Johannesburg Brooklyn

  • @Fir3Dir3 he did 3 shows one in Johannersburg in New York and in London and they show parts from all of them.

  • He's right about rap music nowadays.

  • Old school rap always had some kind of political message about the hardships of poverty and gap between the elite wealthy and the poor masses. New Rap? BOOTYBOOTYBOOTYBOOTY

  • It's funny how everyone can understand how the f-word can be offensive despite homos use it, but somehow can't get it through their thick skulls how the N-bomb is offensive: especially when they bring up how corporate-created musicians use a word that a bunch of non-black executives encourage them to say?

  • Whats up with all these paragraph long comments!

  • "If you're in that car behind me, you have the right to go, 'Hey faggot, the light's about to change!' "

    No. No, you don't. OK, technically you do, but it's still a slur. Straight people don't get to tell gay people what is and isn't offensive to them. This word has a history behind it as a slur. Find a new word.

  • @bmh4d0k3n Nope.

  • @bmh4d0k3n

    I'm gay. I am also black and was raised in an urban setting. It is slang its really not meant to be offensive. Its like saying fucker. Example where I grew up, "Hurry up fag/faggot we are gonna miss it. You didn't think of anyone calling you homosexual.

  • @smoffic2 Just because it isn't meant to be offensive doesn't mean it isn't. "Fucker" hardly has the same history and context. Maybe people don't take offense to it where you grew up, but that doesn't mean everyone will feel the same way, no matter how it's used. It's equating a specifically gay slur with something negative, which shows anything between a mere lack of consideration and a full-out hatred of gay people.

  • @bmh4d0k3n shut up FAGGOT!!!!! LOL!!!!

  • @bmh4d0k3n stfu faggot

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  • Wouldn't it make more sense to just accept that some people find the word acceptable and some people find it unacceptable? You're not going to argue that the word "jackass" is an taboo word, but if someone expressed discomfort with being called that, would you still call them one? That would just be being a douche. It's the same with the N and F-word; don't use it on people who don't like them. You can't just define words for entire populations; individuals see words differently.

  • B! Nananananas! But I'm pretty sure she spells it with N's and A's.

  • i dont care what u guys say, this is funny as hell

  • Isn't this kind of a Louis C.K. bit?

  • @headquarters712 exactly what i thought. People from phoenix are phoenicians. quit bein a faggot and suck that dick

  • @headquarters712 It is, but the Louis CK bit is actually a modern variation on an old George Carlin bit (you'll notice that CK dedicated "Chewed Up" to Carlin). And besides, Chris Rock and Louis CK are very close friends.

  • @headquarters712 it exactly Louis C.K. bit

  • @headquarters712 And isn't that a joke about what people say about rappers all the time?

  • So if instead it's some white guy missing a green light because he is exhibiting some racist's idea of stereotypical black behavior the person behind him can then come up and call him "nigger?" Nope. The moral symmetry crushes this lame routine.

  • All queers/gays/FAGS are going to hell! lol

    

  • Nope. He is dead wrong on this. Desperate self-parody creeping up on him.