I Touch Myself - Rolf Harris

[sqeaston]

I f someone told me Rold Harris had recorded a track about masturbation I wouldn't have believed them. Weird.

[RusyBucket]

That's awesome. Pretty funny.

[narmolania]

Whats great about this? in the suggestion list, there is a LOT of star trek videos (meaning I'm seing more than two... about 4? 5? ).... original Star Trek makes me toutch my self as well XD

[UKDiscoDave]

This is just creepy...

[rubyqueen27]

I can still remember meeting him in 1973 i was 6 he was really really funny what a legend xx

[VampGirI]

He is so AWESOME : D

Imagine if he was your dad???

: D hahahahaa

[fbcedta]

OMG i just laughed soo hard!

[mavaholic7]

All I keep thinking when I hear this is buffalo bill from silence of the lambs dancing in front of the mirror with his **** tucked in and and a corpse in the corner! The song creeped me out!!!!!

[SDeezyVlogs]

He sounds like he's touching himself O.o

[Henridellik]

All together now!

[Filogirl4ever]

I wonder who he's thinking of...

[paul4kd1]

At first I thought he said I want you to bum me lol

[1jackiea]

no no .

[irishhellsangel]

wtf o_O

[am0e]

WHAT

[FilthyFags]

MANS GETTING HENCH ON DIZ TING PEOPLE RUNNING WILD 2K11 BLED GETTING OLD SKOOL ALL DAY EVERYDAY DOWN IN GYM BIG UP EAST WEST NORTH SOUTH HOLD TITE ALL DA MANDEMZ ON DIZ TING THESE MANZ CANT MOVE TO BE I MOVE TO MAN HOLD TITE SHAKEAWAYS NO DEM BOI DERE JUST GUNA DROP QUCIK 1 LINER OI WATCH IT SHOUT OUT TO BIG CHEST MANDY MERKIN DIZ TING ALL DAY BRAV ALSO BIG UP NICO BELLIC MY MAIN MAN LITTLE JACOB HOLD TITE ON THAT STREET CORNER WE GOT YUR BAK FED COME WE DOSS BUN YOU IN MY

CONVERSE BRAAAAAAP

[Sean4685]

MANS GETTING HENCH ON DIZ TING PEOPLE RUNNING WILD 2K11 BLED GETTING OLD SKOOL ALL DAY EVERYDAY DOWN IN GYM BIG UP EAST WEST NORTH SOUTH HOLD TITE ALL DA MANDEMZ ON DIZ TING THESE MANZ CANT MOVE TO BE I MOVE TO MAN HOLD TITE SHAKEAWAYS NO DEM BOI DERE JUST GUNA DROP QUCIK 1 LINER OI WATCH IT SHOUT OUT TO BIG CHEST MANDY MERKIN DIZ TING ALL DAY BRAV ALSO BIG UP NICO BELLIC MY MAIN MAN LITTLE JACOB HOLD TITE ON THAT STREET CORNER WE GOT YUR BAK FED COME WE DOSS BUN YOU IN MY CONVERSE BRAAAAAAAAAAP

[Draggo88]

This song makes me uncomfortable, yet I can't help laugh. 

[smithrobertdavid]

Absolute genius



[Audiojackful]

I can never watch "Animal Hospital" again

[sandmbmx]

I find this hard to masturbate too....

[jaytv777]

@sandmbmx wanker.

[celt67]

@sandmbmx  Hard... but not impossible.

[liamwalker206]

I bet he sings this while chopping someone up in his bath.

[matthellens]

i feel violated.

[GiantPurpleSpaceworm]

I think he was actually touching himself

[becs146]

rolf we still love you, you diamond, from smiley faces xx

[woodfordantony]

i had an orgasm listening to this version

[forgetfulmuse]

This may be the funniest thing Rolf ever did. LMAO

[its4it]

Rolf Harris singing a song about Masturbation?! Whatever next?!

[staciewilloughby]

This is creepy...

[TheMaggotChicken]

This is amazing.

[Numlocq]

Lol This is quite explicit for Rolf. I dub thee Rofl Harris

[TheRealDrAwesome2]

Rolf ain't the only one touching himself now.

[glowkiwi]

this literally made me cry with laughter,

[eleojoanna]

idiot! who would post such garbage!!!

[Dr0ctave]

Who else thinks he should do 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by The Dead Kennedys?

[MrsJiffybag]

@Dr0ctave ooh yer would anyone know how to get hold of him lol xxxxx

[Rt9812]

Incredible

[youmayrememberme]

Seriously?!!!!! SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!

[virgoattitude]

wrong wrong wrong in all ways possible

[angie4josh]

He should cover Nine Inch Nails "Closer".

[helltopay1]

Ladies and gentleman ROLF HARRIS.

[streetja07]

definately my first dance at wedding and my funeral song

go rolfy

[RockingwithCsaba]

Thank you for putting this in my life.

[gazirinth]

Rolf Harris is a legend on so many levels...Can Commonwealth nations be knighted?

[Mac160192]

@gazirinth He already is you douche.

[DiggOrElse]

@Mac160192 -- He's not knighted.  CBE & AM are chivalric titles, but not knighthoods....douchebag..

[Welshhobo1]

WUT

[sharksandwichreview]

First time I herd the word "wanker" was in the movie "still crazy". Now I truly know what a wanker is. No disrespect. I think he's funny,especially the screams.lol

[sharksandwichreview]

wtf? funny.disturbing is an understatement!!

[raser011]

Does anyone know if Rolf listen this song before he sung in this radio show? I read somewhere he didn't listen "Stairway to heaven" before he did his cover. He just had the score.

[TheLucylu999]

This is my ringtone :D

[streetja07]

@TheLucylu999 i need this as my ringtone

[TheHereandqueer]

seriously???? a big LOL...

[zionravescene]

1:13 "Get on with it."

[xNothingtoyoux998]

disturbing....but FUNNY AS HELL

[jasperself]

Good grief.

[TheFishexpert1]

.... =)

[Catavechat]

ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahah!!!!!

[Goonit83]

Lol?

[hyde975]

There are no words....

[mrbishi1000]

friggin' hilarious!!!!!! LEGEND Son! Fully smashed it!

[Ragnemalm]

I havn't heard the original, but I suppose this is a parody of the original, showing how strange it becomes by doing it this way, right?

[andrewbower86]

omg how can people think he is a legend.. biggest creep ever.. wtf..

[MsSecondBanana]

He looks a little like the Colonel on the KFC box

[roko2t6]

What a sick sick individual lol was he pedo??

[Nothefaceyoubitch]

@roko2t6 yes.

[CharlieKelly1994]

this is going to be my funeral song

[getyoursfree]

Didn't know what to make of this at first but then I touched myself! It all became clear at that moment!

[tolitu1]

daron

[jackattackmoomoo]

mint ;-)))

[Odinz123]

Oi Thats some Fucked shit,

[Basketcase52]

PMSL, love it ;D

[Doniedaff]

Brilliant.

[Epicore69]

I am VERY aroused.

[CuteTeef]

perve

[MibixRecordings]

You're the one, who makes me cum. 0:52

[MibixRecordings]

@MibixRecordings What a legend!!!!

[Spamphie]

A friend linked me to this, it's freaky but hysterical! My childhood is ruined. Do I care? No! This is too funny.

[ChocoboSasuke1]

he's finding this funny when he's singing it. oh yeah: i didn't know he could screamo 0:46

[sonofsilence]

something wrong about this.

[Sabbatharian]

Rolf Harris for Prime Minister of Australia.

[kism3]

@eckoylu ???

[kism3]

Australian pride :D

[eckoylu]

@kism3 Feel any pride today?

[lorna334]

oh no oh no oh no OOHHHHH NOOOOO!!!! lmaooo

[SakeMind]

i feel my raped

[hackerthegypsi]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO AMAZING SO FUNNY

[TheConciseStatement]

It's not often I get to quote pearls of contemporary wisdom but :

"Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife."

(Oh Rolf.)

[TheLucylu999]

Press Pause then Play again and press '4' ... continuely!!!!

So friggin funny :')

[AddictionlousJunkie]

WTF?! ...Disturbing

[TheTurkeypig]

"You're the one who makes me cum" Hahah

[pr0sn1p3r]

This is my ringtone!! XD

[AbiTheRambler]

HAHA

[AntiEnvironment]

fap fap fap

[ehtkhr]

Brilliant.

[derpshot]

thumbs down for you asshole, this man is a utter legend and ur just a jerk who hates yourself have fun wiht ur shit life

[cubehead978]

the fuck am i watching.

[heskit1eye]

scared....



[looknfortruth]

omg

[XSFlanger]

Rofl Harris :D

[larrykoopa67]

ur the one...who makes me cum......running sry!

[lordofquim]

lol

[pencilpauli]

What a Rolferoo!!

I Rofled Rolf!

[D4rKsideBob]

hahahahahahahahahahahah

[JonGUK]

Brilliant.

[daveywaveydave]

Gotta give old rolf harris respect for this, he shoulda sung it to the queen when he painted her

[pelicanp00]

and people wonder where the term WTF came from .

sweet baby Jebus this is F@#$ked up

[Davedude333]

Haha 1:58

[rockola48juke]

My God, He is the Austrailian Hazil Adkins!

[vikki73]

i really cant stop LOL.....its a fine line between funny n creepy....

[davidn87]

I'm actually crying lmfao

[fritzy21]

Rolf Harris performed a tongue-in-cheek version, accompanied only by his wobble board and asides full of innuendo, for Andrew Denton's Musical Challenge on the MMM Breakfast Show. This recording was released on the first Musical Challenge compilation album in 2000.

Yes, it is Rolf Harris.

[kayvodames]

@TheMilkyBanana Erm somehow I don't think it's Rolf himself singing this.....come on get a grip.

[KennBurch]

@kayvodames Given the song we're discussing "get a grip" may not have been the best possible phrase you could have used.

[Jaqshit]

i prefer the original, this would have been hilarious when rolph was a much younger man.

[kohhna]

Awesome, its like getting an obscene phonecall from Rolf harris!

[massiveants]

Ewww... Rolf coming... ugh

[ruantengyi]

I have always thought Rolf only entertains kids, but never thought he might sing this Dvinyls's hit!

[catjoyyoung]

Holy Mother of God...is he still alive? Sounds like a filthy old geezer.

[chunk123123]

@catjoyyoung hes like 80 and totally rocked at glastonbury this year

[catjoyyoung]

@chunk123123 well that's pretty fabulous!

[popdeloop]

that's not right!!!!!!!

[viciouspistols]

1:10 - he looks like a koala bear. 

[roteba1]

OMFG! I can hardly type for laughing!

[hj179]

Cool digeridude!

[MrMontyBurnsDog]

Get on with it,lol

[Spillage66]

It's not actually Rolf, you nuts!

[Ross43217]

Though normally a man who craves any and all knowledge and information, I'm pretty sure the sounds of Rolf Harris knocking one out is something I could have lived without knowing.

[jimthecelt]

Careful, Rolf! Playing with your didgereedo (spelling?) puts hair on your palms!

[Bondidog]

@jimthecelt - except he isn't playing a didgeridoo at all anywhere in the song.

[jsbd1]

This is very wrong.

[AlbertTheFly168]

disturbing.

[Misterkristo]

he is taking a shit :p

[eaglesonofwill]

This is freakin brilliant!!!!

[xcaper66]

rolf ..I think you just lost my respect

[ruffoldbird]

pmsfl what a sense of humour this guy has got, rock on rolf luv ya mate xx

[djzinctunage]

an old man making wierd noises and saying he touches himself, now thats entertainment !

[candy11401]

HULERIOUS

[ellieyeahbaby]

i've just been sick

[ellieyeahbaby]

i've just been sick

[skinnymalinkyuk]

Genius

[weirdunclebob]

Rofl Rolf!

[Azurarose]

hahaha Rolf is a legend. No other could pull this off as well as he.

[tonymontana1974]

Friday morning 11:00 pyramid stage yyeessssssss gettin rolf son.

[Akarith]

just listen to that fucking board. beautiful.

[DocBrewster]

man - i cannot recommend enough getting stoned and listening to this - rolling on the floor laughing so hard I almost puked.

[midoinitrite]

I feel violated.

[DJPaulSticks]

and we all thought that sound was a wobble board!

[swright1100]

Brilliant, saw him at glasto last year, sadly, he didn't pull this one out.

[DJCossie]

sounds like he touching his self thru the song

[leopardskinfynn]

O___o

[SushiSunshine2000]

This is creepy.

[didaho]

somebody beat me one.... I am laughing too hard!!

[grrant123]

Well, don't know about you guys, but I'm incredibly erect.

[TheTilly65]

@grrant123 Hahahahaaaa.perv!

[chianti79]

Has anybody got the number for a good psychiatrist? I am deeply disturbed.

[bradzo66]

Yep the thought of Rolf............oh I'm not going there , LOL.

[JonGUK]

Damn, that's funny !

[BackStabbathno1]

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!

[slaxxxer]

Fuck,how does this old man make me harder than a quadratic equation?

[rocksoliddude1]

rolf masturbates too much

[BritLadyatHome]

I am now ever so rather disturbed!! =:-o

[weluvsynths]

I wet myself !

[StanPomeray]

Ah..so thats what his extra leg was.

[earlysunsets3]

i think its great that someone of that age can retain a fantastic sense of humour. great stuff rolf, genuine legend nutjob! :)

[BackStabbathno1]

Oh my god!! This made me die with laughter!!

[jackwhite4eva]

I just dry heaved

[mofoca22]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CalyxAsgard]

It could be worse, he could have chosen "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.