Laws of Call of Duty

[srgiants16]

Law: You will encounter a player named xxzxxzxx Q u I c K s C o P e S xxxxzzxiizx and he will go 4-50 with a sniper rifle and he's 10 years old and after you make fun of him he tells you with his terrible mic to 1v1 you.

[srgiants16]

Law: Every team runs full assassin besides yours.

[SixtyNights]

Law: You are a noob when you use a shotgun, but not when you use an MP7.

Law: Attack Helicopters are overpowered as hell unless you call them in.

Law: The entire enemy team only uses Stealth Bombers.

[dLuLzz]

Law: You will always join a game with shitty teammates and yuo are losing 11-189 and you are triple capped.

[123recon456]

Law: according to all the COD kids, EVERYBODY is a faggot. No exceptions

[TheJake0fTrades]

Law: Whenever there is a predator missile in the air, at least one person on your team will decide that NOW is the time for a group hug.

[TriggaKillaSam]

Lmao everything u said always happens to me most with that predator missle and add that the camping bullshit

[iAmXil]

Law: Dropshots make everyone invincible.

Law: The guy you just killed will spawn behind you and... [Refer to First Law]

Law: You will get sniped. Period.

Law: There will always be at least one camper in every game. No objections.

[223gfy]

Law: u will always be put on a team that wants to go into sNd and go for 720 no scope clutches no matter how good he is he will always miss then u will go 1v1 him and he will rape shit on u then u will ask y the fuck couldn't he do that last game and he will say it the goddamn connection

[Thaaps]

Law: IIJeriichoII will never send you a friend request, because the gamertag Ginga Haaps doesn't suggest FUN PERSON WHO IS JERICHO'S BIGGEST FAN!!!! HINT hint... hehe...

[blotzx]

wow this guys is a complete retard

[bannanaman115]

@blotzx my friend, u r a DICK

[Deathwishtacoz]

law: YOU AINT GRIZZ BABY

[poisoncheez55]

Law: Theres always that one asshole using explosives only.

[QuaZVortekz]

Law: When someones standing still I CANT KILL THEM

Law: Faze Fanboys cant quickscope

Law: Whenever you're on an amazing killstreak you either die by a : Camper, Noob Toob, Noob, or a kid

[nefty018]

Law: Everytime you join a game you always end up with a team of losers, mostly rookies who haven't prestiged and you're the only prestige guy on that team doing all the work and the other team is like at 10th Prestige pwning you like crazy.

[comicstar77]

Law: when ever you join a TD match it will always be the last few seconds of the round giving you JUST enough time to choose the class you just created from reviews you watched.

Law: your teammates will never listen to you. The immature ones will call you a faggot even know obviously he is the extra large faggot.

[CodKelbie]

His 1st Point Is At 2:28

[ThisIsSoulEater]

law : you join a domination game you 'll with 150 points and tirple cap, air support in the air

law : you're helicopter doesn't survive for 5 freakin' seconds but the enenmy helicopter survives for 15 minutes !!

law : if you kill someone that guy that you killed, will spawn behind you

law : if you are one away for a osprey gunner there wil be a quickscope/ akimbo/ random knate/ trhowing knive or some dude in a corner to end your killstreak

[EpicBiscuitXXL]

Law: There will always be someone using FMG9 Akimbo

[IndecisiveBadger]

LOL. "Wow man, this must be good! Wow man, What the fuck?!"

[TheSniperinCamo]

You are epic :P

[NoobsOnMyTeam]

Law : the bad kids will ALLWAYS be on YOUR team

[SeanSugarable]

Law: only your kill streaks will get shot down just as they come into the map always

Law: you will always die one off your highest killstreak

Law: you will always get shot around corners

Law: only your grenades wont kill anyone only hitmarkers

[dogolog22]

Law: People will always bitch about assassin

[NaitsabesHe]

law: when you think you will achieve a great killstreak the enemies smell it, teleport to you and fmg akimbo you down to the ground.

Law: no matter how many you are, as long as there is a enemy he will pick you all up and get a multi-kill

[estrada10psn]

law one everyone uses blind eye assassin and support also camp and still get more kills than you running with assault

[d47xyo]

I also hate when you aim at a doorway for like 45 seconds and you take your eyes off the door for two seconds and in the those two seconds buddy walks through the doorway and shoots you in the back Subscribe if this has ever happened to you

[danoxo15]

Law: In Domination no one caps flags except you.

Law: You always get killed one kill before getting your final killstreak.

Law: Everyone else is a noob.

Law: My L118A always gets one-shot kills except when the guy is right in front of me and I really need it. Then it takes two shots. But by then of course im dead.

Law: In objective games you're always on the team with less people.

Law: In Search everyone on your team dies in the first 20 seconds leaving you to deal with 6 enemies.

[Carlennr1]

Law: You get totally owned in a game, rage quit, join another game which is the same you just got owned in.

[Memory11212]

Law: last Stand went from gay (when you used a pistol) to completely WHAT THE F&*# when you see a guy in last stand using a LMG with one hand...

Law: You Drill lead into a guy and waist a clip to kill him, then a guy comes around the corner and sprays 2 bullets into you while you are reloading and dies...

Law: OMG THE GROUND FUCKING SHOT ME 0.o

Law: You get killed by a Camper...you KNOW where he is.....and gets killed by him again....and again.....then you get mad and end up getting FMGed...

[soullessNom4d]

Law: if you check a hallway and nobody's there then s soon as you turn around someone comes from that same hallway and kills you.

Law: guns you pick up from the ground are awesome but when there in your custom call they suck

Law:if you try to capture the B flag in domination your team never helps.

Law: If you join a match mid game the other team has tons of kill streaks and they are destroying your team or the game ends 2 seconds after you join and you don't even get to play.

[MrMullet42]

Law: The Helicopter always targets you like you stole its girlfriend

[neweminem617]

Best game ever: mw2 no n00b tubes and commando

[WiskeyFire]

Law : there is always someone around to steal our kills but when you need help there spinning around in a circle shooting up in the air

Law : you shiver in fear that there is someone hiding in a corner about to kill you

Law : the hip fire goes out side of your hip spread

Law : when you go 41 - 3 in TDM you lose because your team always goes 0 -24

Law : when your capping a flag no one ever trys to help

[isca31]

Law: There's always another guy.

[DoubleHelix09]

Law: If you use any sort of air kill streak you will get between 0-1 kills. If someone else acquires said killstreak, they will massacre your whole team

[vIp3rtripz]

LAw: You WILL always, always, get quickedscoped from across the damn map, THOUGH 5 buildings.

[cidudefive]

law : GET RID OF ALL FUCKING CAMPERS.

[cf5pro3221]

i wish there was something to c how many times u die by preds, or DMH.. or final stand

[masterTony104]

Law:you always get UAVs for carepackages

[danoxo15]

@masterTony104 got 3 within a few mins the other day. Guess what. All 3 were UAVs.

[rahulgamer101]

Law: Call of Duty sucks but you will STILL play it.

[superspydertx]

always 1 kill away from a killstreak the gun will loss all its stopping power.

[SOTD187]

Law: Host migration always fails when your absolutely ridiculously good.

[HypedKyohte]

In MW2, predators always went for me, but in MW3, it rarely goes for me :l

[donwaade14]

ATTACK HELLICOPTERS WILL ALWAYS GO FOR U...EVEN IF UR WHOLE TIME IS NEXT TO U!

[idahoute]

The attack helicopter thinks you are the only enemy it can kill

[GrenadierNelson]

Law: Grenades will roll up hills, Roll around everything you hide behind, and Kill you.

Law: After you kill someone no matter how long you wait as soon as you reload a guy comes flying around the corner killing you.

[NotxMustard]

Cod Law: Host Migration always comes at the worst possible time

[cheesygrill8]

xXBostonLoboXx well said bro

[OrphanGameplay]

Fucking spot on! All that shit I say constantly! 80 percent of my deaths are preds omg so true!

[mattystg]

Law: No matter how many people u kill from the enemy team in a row, there will always be another guy come around the corner and kill you when you are reloading.

[rmckenna452]

Law: you will always join a game with a shit team and the other team has about 10 AC130s in the air

Law: you will always get a hit marker with a sniper from point blank range

[xXBostonLoboXx]

i fucking hate it when in drop zone you get a care package, die then get put on the other side of the map

[xDARKxReMiX1ST]

law: if there is more than one person infront of you...... you cant kill either of them

[remixed50]

law : no matter how the enemy kills you you still say " fuck sake that guy totally has aim bot !! "

[remixed50]

law : If you play infected you think to yourself "not me this time , please dont be me this time , omg they've given us SMGs !! PLEASE god tell me its not me " 3 . 2 . 1 " FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[darklordofkickingass]

yeah cod 4,fuck yeah!

[messyboy26]

Law: when ever you go for that knife that you never do he has dead mans hand

[messyboy26]

Law: every time you join a search and destroy match it will always be the last round not enabling you to play

[deadlycheezit]

Law: There will always be someone hacking on the other team

[BojanglerStudios]

DUDE THATS THE TRUTH! ITS NOT THE LAWS. ITS THE TRUTH!

[Javi722]

LAW: there is one pussy in every effin lobby that goes around with the stryker...youll put half mag on him but he wont die and he'll mow you down -_-

[Javi722]

Law: Youll find 4 guys of the opposite team camping, perfect quad posibility!! you have silencer/extended mags...SUDDENLY when u start shooting/aiming down your sight your gun will joun the UN and shoot the wall, then one guy notices and will kill you...happens everytime!!

[Javi722]

Law: Everytime you join a game, you'll be in the losing team. And it is not a a small difference, they are kicking your teams ass! on top of that, your team sucks! every f** time!!]

[linden868]

law:when everyone says to try a gun or anything else it will suck only for you and you only

[sherpajones]

Law:  Campers will camp, tubers wil tube, and haters will always hate.

[Swift7766]

Law: If you try to knife someone, it won't work, and he'll knife you instead

Law: You will always end up with the stupid team

Law: The opposing team will always be noobs using overpowered weapons

[Lolma0Hax0r]

Law: people will run past teammates to commando lunge you in the face through a door when you are one kill away from like your specialist bonus or ac130

[deadlycheezit]

(Black ops) You won't shoot a bullet into someone in second chance mode

[nickability]

Law: Random Nades Will ALWAYS Hit you

[hiimnickful]

you are awful at this game

[bfhplayer1000]

@:56 who saw the guy die from care package? lol :D

[GallowsComedian]

My personal favorite was CoD 5. The only thing that was really bullshit was the MP40 + juggernaut combo.

[Haloguyxboxftw]

law 1: lag

law 2: terrible spawning

[JackBadger34]

Party of tits. Lol

[Blazed655]

Law: Do good in a game against a team full of campers, the other team will call you a hacking n00b camper fag

[GallowsComedian]

@Blazed655 That's every game, from Quake to Counter Strike to CoD to Battlefield.

[monkeyzac]

LAW: you pick up a gun and go HAM with it but when u make a class you like 1 and 50

[NotxMustard]

Cod LAW: When you sneak up behind a couple of people, there is always that one guy who turns around and kill you

[Razureh]

LAW: You always get killed close range when: 1) On a Killstreak or 2) One kill away from it.

[MrCOD002]

LAW: your Pavelows dont last monre then 6.25 seconds

[SkeptikProductioN]

People randomly get "KKUUUWWWAAADDD" of off you and your collateral teammates when quickscoping..

[PaTTonFienD]

Little noobs on Ur team will suck before u 1v1 him / shemale or wat ever the fuck

[monkeyzac]

@PaTTonFienD yeah i do shity in games on purpose when ppl trash talk me so when they 1v1 me i rape there face and get a ASSAULT MOAB

[gamerzdelight100]

@IDictatorv Hahahahahaha sooooo true on both counts

[iiGrant]

Your Kill streak rewards always do better after you die.

[nashawesome1]

3 random 6 year olds are always on your team screaming because they got a uav and when you tell them they suck they end up doing better than you and after the game you want to back out but your thinking "i dont want these 6 year olds to get a 1 up" (even though they will never see you in a game again)so you stay in and with the 3 kids on the other team you think "o well finally i can rape these kids" you get killed by a random frag thrown across the map by one of the kids...then you rage quit.

[TheAlbin0Ore0]

Law : one kill off of a killstreak, commando lunged.

Law : Attack Choppers and Air strikes kill you through buildings.

Law : A gun is amazing when you pick it up off of the ground but when you put it in your custom class it sucks ass.

[dill88790]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING???

[ccalkins23]

every time U get a juggernaut U die with like 3 bullets but someone else's juggernaut goes ham for the entire game!!

[mrhalo635]

LAW: only when YOU need you gun to work you only get hitmarkers

[jonameepsman546]

all of these rules are so true -_-

[doomknight12394]

Anyone see the sniper get killed with a care package at the start :p

[Rawricola]

The care package is only good when something stops you from getting it.

[KalgoZznik]

A retarded teammate walks in front of you to the enemy spawn and you are like okay if this guy gets killed I can get an easy kill, but what happens is that you and he get both killed

[SEAL1226]

Law 1: Headshots no longer result in kills.....only hitmarkers.

Law 2: You will always be swarmed by the entire enemy team as soon as you decide to go off alone.

Law 3: Enemy explosives are always stronger than yours.

Law 4: You will always be knifed from 30 feet away or by an enemy facing the opposite direction from you.

Law 5: Enemies will always instantly know yo are approaching them even without a UAV's help.

Law 6: There will always be other foriegn assholes in a lobby inslting you and USA.

[AmericanMech]

Law: No matter where you go, the FMG9 Akimbo is sure to follow

Law2: Soundwhores are everywhere, almost as if the army spliced human genes with bat genes.

Law3: You MUST have a small child in the lobby, if not, then an adult acting like a small child.

[MrMazerman]

Battlefield laws are similar.

[ccalkins23]

@MrMazerman What's battlefield??

[MrMazerman]

You will always get hit markers.

Your red dot is on target at close range but apparently you were aiming to their left .

[southpark3719]

Law: when walking around a corner there will always be a guy ready to panic knife you

[southpark3719]

Law: when reloading there will always be someone charging you with a shotgun

[natonton]

bahahaahah the last law was dead on!! i always buy cod in hopes itll be like my favorite!

[ADALEXAD2]

law: Predator Missiles, Helicopters, or anything airborne will indefinitely target you.

[1POKERED]

@ADALEXAD2 I'm pretty sure he mentioned that, yet you get top comment.

[camdogs88]

Law: as soon as you get a juggernaut, someone will stick you with a semtex and kill you. But when you try to do it to an enemy the semtex won't kill him, even add two mags in his face for good measure. And yes, as soon as you decide to reload someone will kill you.

[xXnot4freeXx]

law: whenever you rage quit a game and search for a new one it puts you back in the same fucking game

[alex77975]

Dude your playing with justra

[saddlers789]

your a funny guy man !!!

[XxTavo2015xX]

COD LAW: Every time your trying to kill someone one of his teammate gets you from a different angle and you dont even get the kill!!!

[sharkassasinownscod6]

2:49 shot in the back as he says shot in the back

[Skwajjey]

i havent bought the past two cods because i love mw2 so much and my friends go like buy and i say wait till christmas noobs come when this happens they play mw2 with me

[S0lytus]

2:10 A Party of tit? ;)

[MrHelterStelter]

cars and barrels will only explode when you are standing next to them

[QuantumNinjaQc]

every cod seems better once the new one is out, but you will still buy those new ones

[SoulEater734]

no you will be inside the cave on outpost with 6 ballistic vest 30 trophy systems and a juggernaut suit and there will be an 8 man multi kill on the other side of the map and it will kill you and no one else.

also everytime you scratch your nose or something you get viciously molested with an rpg up the ass

[Q8lius8C]

CoD LAW: Campers will never die, nomatter how or what things are thrown at them

CoD LAW: You will always get yelled at for hardscoping!, like really?

[DivineScopes]

should be called the CoDMandments...

[MSIGAMINGPRO]

all the fucking time in domination a capture a fucking flag and someone throws a fucking grenade and my fuckingteamates dont die that's another law

[NotxMustard]

COD LAW: Click on the right "Is It OP: M60 TANK!" or look for it in more videos and click on 4:37...nuff said

[DefiledxEclipse]

I got a triple with the USAS-12, I was happy. :D

[joshyyy97]

200 fucking percent true. Send this to infinite ward bro.

[corderok84]

CoD LAW: All of our mothers are whores.

[toontownmichael]

Law 1- When you get commando lunged by an knife and you return fire with your knife, it suddenly turns into rubber and doesn't work.

Law 2- There will be that one noob who uses the FMG9 Akimbo.

Law 3- There will always be that one guy who will get 30 stealth bombers.

Law 4- When your owning some kids in Cod, there will be that kid who lives in Venezuela and will cause a host migration and you will be kicked out.

[HDRyanHD]

Getting commando lunged wen there is no commando

[luko12345678910]

I am george, i want your MONEYS , and i need your bank acount details

[eagames1234]

@luko12345678910 phonejacker <3

[luko12345678910]

@eagames1234 couldn't spell his last name -.-

[mrballer4life27]

Cod Law: You will miss a point-blank knife and end up getting shot in the face.

[monkeyboy8787]

CoD LAW: Mute anyone that has a mic

[Mrshabang2]

Law1: you well never have the right equipment and/or the right secondary grenade for what you were thinking of doing.

Law2: when ever you are on a high killstreak you will always end up dieing a garbage death.

[EMLtv]

Law: Every time you shoot at an enemy, your kill gets stolen. But when you reload, throw something or change weapon, your teammates sucks and you all die.

[MrFunnyman210]

haha damn this is fucking awesome, these laws hav been beast

[orconoftime]

'Still hate Black Ops...

[sueishungry]

Everyone else's gun is OP but mine... SO TRUE 

[Kadorja]

You'll always try to throw a stun when you have a Trophy System equipped.

[grock9000f]

LAW

11yr olds must say fuck

[paulkia1]

you always die

[IDictatorv]

LAW1: Everytime you choose to finally reload, you die.

LAW2: A lot of 12 year olds have fucked my mom.

[KYL3PvvNDu]

@IDictatorv i read your comment and spit dr.pepper all of my computer XD LOL

[KYL3PvvNDu]

@IDictatorv all over my computer my bad

[CandyVan21]

CoD LAW. you will never go positive!!!

[kaulthelegend]

@CandyVan21 no thats cuz u suck xd

[fufanu]

i don't remember signing up for nato hahaha

[xblFishflash]

i love how almost every "cod law" people are commenting only have to do with MW3, you can tell who has mw3 as their first cod game or just people who dont understand the concept of cod laws.... their supposed to be universal to all cod's people!!

[themrlaptopfreak]

LAW: no one with go for juggernaut if it is in the rong place

[FrozenKingdom34]

This video Deserves a Double-Like!!!!!!1

[TheSoundSnipers]

CoD LAW u get stunned or flashed once and it lasts forever then die with no clue how or why even after watching the killcam, but when its ur turn to get some annoying justice ur flashs and stuns dont work and u die again.

[NuclearSalvo]

Cod law. After you get specialist perks you die. Buy bull. Aka care package.

[SteamWolfy]

COD LAW: COLD BLOODED/ASSASSIN/GHOST DOESN'T MAKE YOU A BETTER PLAYER, JUST A HARDER TO KILL NOOB

[SilverTheChamp]

COD LAW: People always take your care packages

[WILDDOG42651]

law of COD: YOU AIN'T GRIZZ!!!

[iROCKVAPoRz]

This is the greatest video ever. My friend told me about this, i literally have said every single one of these things

[iamthejuiced]

COD LAW: youll always get raped when trying to go for a m.o.a.b

[WolfesLady]

Frickin same thing as claymores for bouncing bettys man they just go to a dead mine and sit there when the guy runs right over it and doesn't go off WTF right but you will get blown the shit out of everytime

[WolfesLady]

claymores, WTF they dont go off but the other teams do lol WTF!!!!!

[ohhaiderhowisyou]

Law: no matter where you are or how you avoid it even with sitrep you will always die to an ims or betty. the tunnel under the fucking ground like these fucking fucking GROUNDHOG HEDGEHOG ass creatures and nom nom nom on your goddamn feet! and leave you leegless and open for big buddy in the showers.

[GamingFantazy]

Also dont sing or play loud music while your mic is on.

Also dont be a troll that thinks your better then everyone.

Last please...please dont ever EVER leave your system while your in SnD

[zombiehunts147]

no matter how hard you try, it is almost impossible to kill the predator

[NiceCommentary]

last law its true theres alway a group of people that hates a game so other people would hate it just to be with that group

when u actually love that cod

[thetamimfreak]

COD law:opponents will always have an aimbot...........they can jump 10 meters high....................they have axes instead of knives

[lalalalalala8780]

COD LAW: noting will ever go your way in call of duty

[SuperjesusV2]

the last law is soooo true. Before MW3 99.5% of black ops players hated the game. After MW3 200% love it. It makes no sense to me -_-

[xiPrOPL4TINUM]

The pred always comes for me one guy could have had a quad but he went for me I whatched the fucking killcam and for some reason blind eye doesn't counter it I same 1 out of 20 don't come for me wtf

[MrHitMarker182]

Law: You will always die due to bad hit detection

[MaTe12121]

cod law: if you get in a match with a party or clan of 3 or 4 people only they will always be in the other team and you will be in the team of retarded, useless, jellyfishes