Fabio's Close Encounter With A Bird Kind

[instigatordj001]

BWAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[joaniefly1]

hahahaha so funny! But I do actually feel a bit sorry for him! what are the odds for a bird to fly in your face on a rollercoaster hihi..

[toucansam3]

What the Hell are the odds of that happening?

[antidoteco]

LOL !!!

[power2revolt]

They're trying NOT to laugh.

[paradoxeify]

bird hate you fabio ..

[MattQ94]

'caught on tape', clearly it wasn't.

[anthonym449]

That fateful day.....

[buckowens6]

Brent Butt brought me here!

[DeltaFoxtrotWhiskey3]

What's the point of putting the video in slow motion? Did it slow down the fast paced action enough so that people could count the drops of blood?

[tunisie84]

Did the goose die

[LadyCraze]

I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BLOOD!!!!!!! LOL

[scenexbam]

LMFAO i was sent by the lovely craig ferguson.

[HtownTomboy]

@scenexbam LOL me too! I'm watching his stand up act right now!

[jacasforever]

thanks Craig Ferguson, this is funny

[dritch1996]

To the face to the face

[tempewise]

Sent here by Whose Line. :)

[LT489]

Same here, I was sent by Craig.

[SSLICKTEXXZ]

Thanks @craigyferg

[ethanfourr]

Craig Ferguson also made me checkk this out

[MyHottie30]

haha fabio thats wat u get lol

[snobunny612]

yeah, thanks Craig Ferguson...

[filisays]

Craigy Ferg made me...lol

[sharpspike06]

Craig Ferguson sent me to!

[seannorris111795]

So it seems Craig Ferguson has sent quite a few of us here haha

[teletran8]

IT"S REAL!! Craig Ferguson haha

[volcomdudejr]

Lol. Thanks Craig

[kevviii7]

hahaha Craig Ferguson (:

[ilovepanicatthedisc0]

I'm sorry but this is just funny

[11stoutd]

Craig Ferguson sent me

[Aaron20magic]

I can't believe it's not goose.

[demonkissed201]

HAHAHA.!xD

[TheNickZombi]

I am also here because of Craig Ferguson. :)

[PartyMonkey18]

Craig Ferguson made me want to watch this

[MrGranitehands]

Craig Ferguson forced me to come here.



[fukkuutube]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­BIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[LuvDaYoni]

his hair looks great

[basementghosts]

Fabio: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!

[cheyennelowe]

wow. i bet God was thinking, "Man, this guy is too beautiful. Did i mean to do that? I wonder what i can do to fix it-- oh look! a bird! YES!"

[williamnotsomuch]

I think he probably was screaming like a bitch and the gal to his right slugged him! Look @ her face when they're coming back in. She looks pissed. Goose my ass...

[msdonnarene7]

Did you notice the poor girl behind him to his left? Did she have bird after math on her? Poor Bird :(

[DexterHaven49]

How embarrassing to come back a bloody mess while everyone else looked fine. Streisand's nose would have destroyed that bird.

[shorfilmman]

wait why does this say close encounter in the title?

why counts for an encounter; up his ass?

[johncase7777]

You have to feel sorry for that bird. That had to be like hitting a wall of steel.

[HeWhoIsFaithful]

HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKED IN

[TheRealBr1ghtShadow]

Sent here from Drunk Tank #125. Thanks guys.

[YouNoob93]

That poor bird!

[56Edify]

I wish it had hit his face ass first and stuck there.

[BravaCentauri]

Why does it repeat in slow motion? Aren't you "slow" enough to see it the first time?

[Johnytheboy31]

is there any footage of him actually getting hit?

[00camaro71]

i cant belive its not butter lol!

[natexsabri]

Haha old spice he can't smell it

[crappiekilla2796]

Poor bird!

[CDNC4]

He is like "bitch quit touching me"

[justinmelissaalways]

Fabio needs a little old spice

[TheMagicalCamel]

I feel bad for the geecey parents. they didn't raise their daughter to sexually harass men in such a manner.. Truly a tragic turn of events..

[easylazy]

Wow thank god it's in slow motion, I totally needed to see the whole thing over in slowmo

[mikfitty]

Poor Guy,he should make some kinda joke about it for his old spice duel ! But my vote still goes to Kiss my black @#$ as I call em!!LOL

[TAz69x]

LOL, anyone else just randomly think of this moment from the Old Spice sparring ads w/ Fabio and Old Spice Guy?

=3

[TAz69x]

Poor Fabio, it's like a metaphor for his career

[F22Rapter2468]

I was expecting a Goose in the present that Fabio got. haha

[djscarygary]

Hey the old spice guy will slap the stupid or smack the snot outta Fabio's face just as sure as that goose that bit Fabio right on his swollen nose when he was on the rollercoaster ride...Fabio...Snobio...LOL!!! When in Greece don't do the Fabio...LOL...they say birds latch onto their own...birds of a feather flock together...LOL....

[KAD288]

This is just a sign to bring back the old "old spice guy"

[Anthonyxander]

Do we really need to see him coming back slowly in slow motion?

[MASTERLUCERO]

The Bird wanted a closer look.

[Aiyoukim]

MY FACE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aholmes99]

Duck, Duck, Duck, Fabio...There's a Goose!!! Hope he's okay after his encounter with an enthusiastic Bird.

[Burninglilys]

@aholmes99 I hope you don't mean the goose, he died

[apbench]

Fabio for new oldspice guy!!!!! killed a goose with nothing but his face while riding a rollercoaster!!! a true Man!!!!!

[swbArchive]

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[Xukinugo]

The goose couldn't stand Fabio's awesomeness and fell to its death after its close encounter.

[SkInHoUnD]

@Xukinugo Meanwhile every woman on that roller coaster got impregnated by his presence

[Y0uMyNerfHerder]

isaiah mustafa would have crushed that goose into diamonds.

[dfuzz1114]

that chick next to him is laughing at him haha

[Smeak686]

@dfuzz1114 She is laughing because he most likely was making jokes about it to make himself seem like less of an ass :)

[Anthonyo117]

that'll teach him

[CDRaff]

It is super funny that he is still worried about his hair.

[LavenderBlonde00]

where's the video of the bird actually hitting him in the face? i swear i saw it years ago.

[MaxBlight]

Clearly the old old spice guy sent the bird 12 years to the past to strike fabio :D

[JaGoGetta]

Bird never stood a chance

[JTD4EOD]

Thats what you get for replacing the Old Spice Guy... Those commercials are terrible!

[kellster172]

@JTD4EOD this happened 12 years ago..

[angeloschild]

Poor guy; it seems he doesn't carry a handkerchief, but it seems he kept his cool as well as anyone could have in that situation. Bravo, Fabio!!!

[Superchickenman159]

put some old spice on that s***

[getoutofmyway01]

I don't know why, but I feel badly for the bird - and yeah, I kinda do feel badly for Fabio.  I mean, he was just like everyone else, he went on that ride to have fun. So, it could have been anyone, but it happened to be him that got hit. It could have been worse. I am glad that he was okay - but.. any word on the bird?

[tquatMassEffect]

@getoutofmyway01 don't feel bad for the bird. he died by the touch of fabio. heck I wouldn't mind going out that way my self. faaaabio

[TsgCody]

@getoutofmyway01 was found floating, dead, in the river, about a hundred feet away from where he got hit.

[xxbreakthesky]

@getoutofmyway01 according to wikipedia the goose was found on the ground under the roller coaster with a broken neck :(

[MrJustworkdammit]

Watch Brent butts routine about this, hilarious

[shortwavecolt]

Duck... Duck... GOOSE!!!! I don't know how many people wrote that? But it's the first thing I thought.

[inbredagogo]

that woman seated next to him was laughing

[1AceMoneyMaker]

they had a camera on the ride i wanna see that view

[monkeynuts76]

LOL

[mario102395]

that'll buff right out?

[narusaku5878]

@1AceMoneyMaker erm, 'moose' migration...that would have hurt worse, lol! =/

[farerse]

poor guy

[kennyduhshark]

The girl with short blonde hair behind Fabio has blood on her face. D:

[brewerbrian420]

I came here from Dave Letterman's reference.

[Snylor]

what are the odds of this, Death By Fabio?? lmao gotta love Craig.....and fate

[drgonzo1103]

also here because of fergie. and can we all reflect, for one moment, on how disappointed we were to find there was no footage of the actual attack?

[givemsmthn2tlkabout]

@Futang808 that is exactly my current situation

[xXSpellcasterXx]

It's not every day a male model has a large bird thrown in his face.

[tko741]

I bet that ruffled his feathers.

[Futang808]

Bored at home + Netflix + Craig Ferguson = this vid 

[lloydfender]

@Futang808 Same exact thing with me!

[Daakusutepsu1]

yeah, just watched Ferguson too!

[eietoo]

WTF Are we all here because of Ferguson?! LOL 

[2138red]

only here because of craig ferguson!!

[eietoo]

@2138red  Me too. lol

[cynthia416]

gotta love netflix and Mr Ferguson, why hasn't this gone viral?

[timpakk]

yep, me too. Craig Ferguson on netflix. 

[XTHEDARKMAGEX]

fabio? more like fagio olololololol.

[blindedby2monkeys]

@XTHEDARKMAGEX i dont see twilight girlie wanabees sitting next to him

[jasmmunch]

Nooooooooooo....... Not my face!

[nolanvoid25]

Fabio got a face full of GOOSE

[BrunetteBBW]

What's up with the vestal virgin accompaniment? 

[panhandle55]

Fabio gets his daily goose!

[panhandle55]

Beak Wars! With a nose like that, I heard that the goose died!

[AyupeIsDead]

""""FABIO"""" being hit by a bird during a rollercoaster ride is probably the highest point ever reached by the universe. A new force rules since then. God died that day.

[casecase0218]

Fabio's got more goddesses than Sheen.

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

That dude looks like a viking

[neoglamhippie]

The girl behind them either has Fabio or bird blood on her face.

[redhawkroger]

At 1:20 Fagio looks at the girl next to him and says " I Can't Believe It's Not Bloodier"

[metalixmillenium15]

That's what you get for being a man with long hair! That poor goose!

[jimbearnh]

Ouch

[FZRowe]

his goose got cooked ,hes a homo

[martyboyfan]

That would be embaressing and he looks pissed!

[TheMusicCougar]

My homeroom teacher was on the ride with him. We were talking about rollercoasters and she told me what happened. I just HAD to check this out afterwards.

[1234plee4321]

Fabio is such a faggggggggggggg!!!!!!

[horslovingurl]

@1234plee4321 YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE YOUR NOT AS FAGGY AS HIM!!! >:D

[1234plee4321]

@horslovingurl NICE One!!!!!!!!

[frankiebaby725]

Fabio banged every one on the ride afterwards

[MiltonMiggs]

Fabio's Internal Monologue: ♫♪ "I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can't...(sob)...bring me down..."♫♪

[Travc31562715]

I came here from Craig Ferguson's reference

[louderthanlars]

@Travc31562715 - Me too, just watching Craig's special now!

[SuperDanksta]

@Travc31562715 yep thats why i'm here

[lillygirloflove]

@Travc31562715 Me to!

[akazombie]

@Travc31562715 ME TOO!

netflix? :P

[xXSpellcasterXx]

@Travc31562715 When did Craig mention this? :D

[khmsalhuas1]

@xXSpellcasterXx he mentioned that in his stand-up special 'Does this need to be said?'. Very funny and the Nashville audience was amazing. They get his jokes so the atmosphere was amazing. U can watch it on Netflix if u have account!! Enjoy it :)

[joelquebec]

@Travc31562715 me too

[sierrasamaniego]

@Travc31562715 me 2

[professorfirefly]

@Travc31562715 Me to. ROFL!

[pmunkyandpals11]

@Travc31562715 xD me too

[K1ngEljay]

@Travc31562715 HAHA ME TOO. I literally just saw it on his standup, lmaooooo

[dajewdajew]

@Travc31562715 ditto lol

[PurpleMarkerTV]

@Travc31562715 I did too my mom almost had a heart attack when she heard criag talk about she was laughing like crazy

[snakeman32695]

@Travc31562715 MEEE TOOO from netflix

[DIONYSES000AD]

its not reaaaalllll waaaahhhhboooo hooooo HOW UGLY IS HE!!!!!!

[DIONYSES000AD]

@TheBrodyDay nooooo someone climbed up thre and threw ketchup at him LOL moron

[FoxieTheStalker]

Out of all the people on that rollercoaster,

It just had to be him who got owned by a goose.

I friggen love that goose.

[michaelshamanking]

@FoxieTheStalker the last act of Redsplatt(yes i named the goose) was to make fabio look like a dumbass.lmao. TOTAL OWNAGE. The bird died from WINNING so much.XD

[Sackrider5000]

just the time they were filming him too bad, must've hurt...his ego

[playdohtheatre]

I must've rode that roller coaster a million times when I lived in Virginia and not once did I get hit in the face by a goose....I'm kinda disappointed.

[DIONYSES000AD]

shame cows or elephants dont fly

[TheBrodyDay]

@DIONYSES000AD Fuuuck offf

[krayzeejojo]

That kamikazi goose had the right idea. Just too bad it didn't have the rest of its' squadron following behind it in a line.

[Newto77721]

I can't even see where it happens. Or when?

[RevDogg]

"Yes, my nose is bleeding profusely, but let me run my masculine fingers through my hair a few different times, you know, just to be sure it looks okay."

[catandtrin2010]

ook at the lady behind him she tryin not to laugh

[Gum2Gum]

lol cool points remove flabby oh.

[angusburrito]

Ahahahaha

[hvgn123]

Poor Fabio! "I can't believe it's not butter! It's blood!"