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  • This is actually what I heard when I read it the first time.

  • I didn't know Michael Fassbender did indie films.

  • This is one of the stupidest videos I've ever seen. And yes, I have a sense of humor.

  • I see in jaw that he eats people too!

  • You're doing it wrong.

    watch?v=-ibqMNLMBW8

  • @RickyChavez he did it better than you

  • R.I.P head phone users

  • ear rape

    

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  • RIP headphone users..

  • @MzBreezyBooo I SURVIVED, OMG I SURVIVED O_O

  • @DeinoSarcosuchus OMG SMD ;D jk I salute you(:

  • sharks have two dicks...

  • This is how I sing it: "IM A SHARRRRRK; IM A SHARRRK; SUCK MY DIIIIICK; IM A SHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK." :)

  • Wow...why do I like this?

  • Ear rape.

  • this reminds me so much of mega64 all the tiem for some reason

  • WTF?

    

  • why am I here?

  • lol

  • Fail.

  • I don't know how many times i've watched this shit lol!

  • Way to destroy an otherwise very good meme.

  • i eat fish

  • "Very shark like in all my nature! I eat fish." lol

  • zomg a#!#234B613Ahunh23h9fvhy53z2<8­O4R9!#ef3a35t5#%T5sh#!jyqwddbn­<hh2ee!y#(ei3y38<2ytH/"G"#/EGb­jnNJNbnsjo)!hN&bntgh%#$hnZJSLA­Y3O5h6h6hnYhh6y&/YOQWE

  • sharks dont hav dicks

  • WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THIS

  • fag

  • that's cool

  • fucking too loud, thanks a lot jerk D:<

  • Fagget

  • I now have a new hate......... Its u.

  • lame but the "I eat fish" part was funny

  • SUCK MAH DIIIIIIIIICK

  • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo!

  • SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­ICK

  • /facepalm.

  • Lyrics: I'M A SHAAAARK I'M A SHAAAARK SSSUCK MAH DIIIIIIICK I'M... I'M A SHAAAARK SHARKITTY SHARKITTY SHARKITTY SHARKITTY I'M A SHARK SHARK IS WHAT I AM VERY SHARKLIKE AND OH MY NATURE OH OH OH I EAT FISH!
  • @Madmurderer100 bravo

  • someones parents arent home xD :DDDD 

  • This is fucking atrocious.

  • im a shark so suck my dick lol

  • ow

  • TAKE AWAY THE AUDIO ASSHOLE

  • wat

  • so shark like in all my nature oh oh oh I eat fish

  • You ruined it. No... you killed it... no... you SLAUGHTERED IT. ; - ;

  • OHOHOH I EAT FISH! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • You fail.

    its the batman theme.

    I'm a shark.

    i'm a shaaaark.

    suck my diiiick.

    i'm a shark!

  • Is this what happens when Jaws is horny?

  • sorry, what are you? i didnt hear lol

  • I EAT FISH LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • my ears...

  • This is genius. I am in tears from laughter! I eat fish :L hahahahah

  • laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaame.

  • I didn't get the concept of this..

    Something about a shark?

  • This fuckin sucks a huge boner

  • shit the fuck offf hahahahahhaa

  • my favorite part was when he said I'm a shark

  • *sweatdrop*

  • ya i got that u were a shark the first one million times!!!

  • Aaaagggghhhhh! Ear raep!!!

  • lol

  • right ok then!

  • *facepalm*

  • Ear-rape homosexuality version.

  • he dont got a diick

  • ..I.. ( '_' ) ..I..

  • u absolute fuken weirdo !! this soo was NOT funny !

  • wow dick only has 1 i and shark only has one a and you habe absolutly no life lol

  • @181prichardson It's 'have' not 'habe'....it's 'absolutely' not 'absolutly'. Before posting some shit about grammar, make sure you actually know it.

  • @SaberGW that would be spelling, not grammar....so tech they can say something about grammar, just not spelling lol.

  • @181prichardson the letter is over used to add effect. You must not be a writer :P

  • i'm a dolphin!!! i'm a DOOOOLPHIN! lick my pussyyyyy!! I'M A DOOOLPHIN!!

  • херня)

  • I like to sing this song everywhere.

  • funny

  • im a shaaaaaaaark im a shaaark suck my diiiiiiick

  • dalbajobizmas xZD

  • wtf!

  • Do sharks even have a dick to suck?

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  • lol

  • hehe.....sharks...

  • yes.

  • LOL!

  • wouldve been better if you said i eat dick at the end

  • Hmmmnnn............

  • *facepalm into headdesk combo*

  • sharks have eyelids. :3

  • STFU

  • :facepalmed:

  • YEAHH!!!!!

  • umm...ok wtf?

  • all these fucking shark videos suck

  • Sharks have dicks?

  • Male sharks have claspers. (Claspers look like twin dicks.)

    Claspers contain shark sperm to impregnate the females.

  • @ElectricShark hawt

  • @ElectricShark um wow ok

  • @ElectricShark

    pretty much like Saeki on Bible Black

  • they have two dicks

  • goddamn fucking fail

  • He should have ended at 0:25

  • What a gay bastard.

  • suck my diiiiiick!

  • Loverly. 5 stars.

  • AHHHH I GOT RAPED

  • Fucking terrible.

  • Halp! Ear raep!

  • i aet fish ._. lol xD

  • i eat fish XD

  • ARRGH IM BEING RAPED BY THIS SONG!!!!

  • boo

  • ear rape

  • Mad prop dood.

  • reported

  • and?

  • You nearly ruined the original comic for me. :(

  • @ChocoBootehMan suck my diiiiick!!

  • kind of horrible

  • not very funny compared 2 the others

  • WIN!

  • This.

    This will be my new theme song.

  • fuck.....

  • Shit.

  • suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

  • You misspelled dick. There's only one 'i',

  • shut up cum

  • @jamestownjames Lmfao, no shit dude. Its suppost to be leaning on

  • @jamestownjames your mother should have aborted you

  • @lolol393 then who would we laugh at?

  • @jamestownjames first, google im a shark, thats the comic

    next the end was funny "I eat fish" lol

  • @jamestownjames Shut up that means if the peron says a sertain letter for a long time dumbass read books cose the writer puts for someone screaming Aaaaaaaaaa not a cose thats stupid dick head

  • @jamestownjames you fucking cock! it meens that he is enlonging it! fucking cunt! but this vid dose suck

  • @jamestownjames DUMB ASS! The word Diiiiick is bad!

  • @jamestownjames thats how the comic spelled it, not him

  • wtf but it was funny

  • 5 stars

  • it is so gay but hilarious

  • LOL LOL LOL xD

    You sing so bad it makes me laugh hahaha xD

  • I was classically trained at Juliard for four years.

    Thanks a lot.

  • No problems, I will probably write about this video in of my upcoming magazines. I write and publish the most boring crap in a magazine no one wants to read.

    Now that's kewl.

  • as irgi

  • as magistras,as prapisiu 100 stuku nx

  • pas mane bardacioke buvo... simtas stuku!!

  • mentai paeme 100 stuku

  • WTF??!! that was retarded

  • Haha! This is epic

  • kawaii

  • if thats u singing u singing so bad i was like my ears my cute ears!

  • arre :P

  • roflroflrofl

    SHARKETYSHARKETYSHARKETY

    i eat fish...

    epic

  • This SUCKS. SERIOUS ASS.

  • What an... odd euphamism.

    ~~Nemzal~~

  • haha wicked

  • LMAO - i eat fish!

  • shittiest/gayest video on youtube.

  • You watched it though

  • shittiest video on youtube

  • gay

  • SPEED ARREST POLICE

  • lmfao....genius

  • ...... lol, my names James Davies yo.

    crazy kool right?

  • Its gotta be the whole thing for it to count.

  • Battletoads?!

  • Im sorry ... have fun being pissy =)

  • hahahaha funny!

    i eat fish