Youtube Sucks

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

Mourning can be strange.

[CorkPhop]

This is the first video where I wonder if TJ was drunk while making it....

[AppleCoalition]

You are, if not the, one of the death knells of the world as we once knew it. I think it's time for me to start digging that shelter and stocking up on the canned goods, because truly, the end is near.

[modplugrad]

@AppleCoalition Beacause a guy on Youtube has... OPINIONS!!! (aaah! run to the shelters!) Dont be silly.

[CristianApostol]

OMG , hiro's sword

[918XanKriegor]

Not sure if it's intentional but is that an upside cross on your face? Didn't notice until you were really dicking around at the end. You're the only person who can captivate my attention even while completely bullshitting and wasting my time with silly frivilous bullshit I don't really care about, because I'm entertained.

[GamerGuitarer]

there's a lot of coughing in this video

[xcellorator1]

Crazy bastard probably made that video in his moms garage

[JesusHatedToolsheds]

@xcellorator1 Nope, made it in his own garage. Sorry to disappoint you.

[resincoatedlungs]

@JesusHatedToolsheds

No, it was his dad's...

[AppleCoalition]

@JesusHatedToolsheds Forgot to mention that you live in your mom's house, and she gave you the garage for your birthday.

[MalignantMProduction]

TAA mate you should watch this now, it is priceless.

[TheWyvern92]

AmazingAtheist you are a true badass!!!

[TheAndiePerson]

@thepiedjester He doesn't look better.

[spaik007]

actually i never get your videos in my subscribtion box, conspiracy?

[mobekk]

@spaik007 no youtube just sucks

[EliroX904]

2,000th like exactly!

[TheAndiePerson]

Wow he was really going downhill here.

[Triipticz]

Lol you think you're the joker or something? You're just a kid in a garage with some facepaint

[omgweeeeeee]

@Triipticz u dumb bro?

[TheAndiePerson]

@Triipticz Actually he lost his dad about 20 days prior to this, I guess he didn't take it well.

[MrBrownstone8881]

How do I keep running into this douche bags videos. What a tick turd.

[Loladdict500]

This is literally the best youtube video ever.. Please never delete this.

[blackmuel]

nice garage... *puke*

[phenomenon91]

@blackmuel u jelly

[Gotrilliten]

THIS IS MY REAL FACE!

[nosamnosam123]

I agree. Fucking bad ASS motha fucka!

[SolarSystemStrike]

Holy shit... Dude you are badass.

[gyrosplater]

It was never good.

[SforzandoFilms]

See this is why I hate it when people point out that they don't like Galen because he's a pretentious asshole. TJ is a pretty fucking pretentious asshole sometimes too, and I think they both know this and don't fucking care. So shut the fuck up nobody really cares if you don't like either of them!

[wiiagent]

I am we. This is comment is proof of our we-ness. Now go smoke some weed if you need it! :3

Love this video man, very interesting.

[MrStandfill]

This video scares me.

[Unit0048]

I don't think business advice from a dude filming from a garage is worth it's weight in bytes. Geezus it's hard to type while listening to this rant...

Do I become a enabler just by commenting?

[Revolution2pointO]

Youtube is dangerous to the order. The government realized this, now they suppress freedom of expression by use of terms and conditions. You think you have freedom of speech but you don't realize every time you click accept one of those big terms and conditions pages, without reading them mind you, you sign your rights to that companies rights. And you people wonder why you have that empty feeling inside, like you can't stand up for yourself, because they have you by the balls if you break norms

[peddieboyy]

@Revolution2pointO no i think that is just you you can post any vid if you want if you dont fuck witht he copyright laws or show tits or dicks

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@Fiendchicken

what

[RyouuichiKun15]

*gasps* JOKER!!?

[peachdica]

Yeah, this is why I don't drink.

[mizakzee]

you knew cody since this long?

[PiratedComedy]

@mizakzee I think he mentioned SaturnineFilms way before this.

[sillysallykingdog]

@mizakzee no, he shot his old vids on his own

[qwerty657ful]

Id hate to be the one filming a drunk maniac wearing makup handeling a 3 foot long sword in a closed garage at night

[qwerty657ful]

oh jack i love you *mnmmmnnngggg

[gundamnduke0]

i like the makeup, u should be the next joker

[The1hamburgler]

fuck yelling at youtube do to youtube what anonons did to sony! copy and post this on another video if you agree. and im not a dumb ass theres dos attacks and much more if we want youtube back we need to do somthing besides crying like little bitches.

[ian1231100]

Youtube doesn't suck. YOU SUCK.

[wowobbsessedkid]

@ian1231100 you got him. you dont understand how much he cares

[whjq]

@ian1231100 Nice one.

[2390Rick]

HM?

[Br00B]

cool sword... say hi to spiderman from me!

[Tepicoelano2]

you deserve more from youtube your videos have real content unlike most famos youtubers

[zepirateman]

the older videos when you act all cool n awesome and say ur viewers suck, suck. fuck you

[brettsworld99]

dont leave!!

[LaihoValo9]

@brettsworld99 you realize this video is over 3 years old? if he wanted to leave he would have a long time ago

[brettsworld99]

@LaihoValo9 that was the joke -.-

[MunkiZee]

They can't call you a tree-hugger (you hold liberal views but you're not a pussyhole OHMYGARSH) so they call you an alky, that's the way it is. It's good to see a man with the balls to take on the world. This is what a real motherfucker looks like people!!

[QuabProductions]

Is it just me or does this guy have serious issues?

[nickypeeps]

@QuabProductions it's you, since he's just some nerdy fatso doing an impression of someone he thinks people would find dangerous and intriguing

[artyomspetrovs]

jack hahah

[siiickliiike]

i like your smile because

my favorite color is yellow

[Nagneto]

We're all glad you stuck around TJ.

[schootingstarr]

TJ looks like bruce campbell in this vid

[metallicarabbit]

this guy has angst........i like that......i like the way this guy thinks

[BrightEyedBieber]

this guy is a quack

[drrobertoboogie97]

@BrightEyedBieber u butturt bieber fan

[BrightEyedBieber]

@drrobertoboogie97 fag

[drrobertoboogie97]

@BrightEyedBieber u mad

[BoeserOverlord]

Why can't I be so hardcore?

[LordHines420]

DONT LEAVE TJ!!!!!

[viziaa]

@LordHines420 look at the date of the video -.-

[ChelseaHerself]

That is a bad ass jacket

[B2daRifle]

@ChelseaHerself

yeah i watch his new stuff but it's not the same.

he changed his style up

[B2daRifle]

greatest video on youtube.

whyd you stop?

[BonjoviFan08]

well youtube never has what you're looking for half of the damn time always some ppl doing covers or some live ass verison.

[c4dragon]

the alcohol is fermented inside a charred barrel

[TheOnlyTechnoFish]

Um... I'm atheist and all, but this guy is a douche bag. I hope this Isn't what ppl think all atheists are like.

[Xgloomshadow]

@TheOnlyTechnoFish

an atheist is somebody who disbelieves in god. Anything more than that (including behavior is false). Is somebody thinks all atheists are like this, they are wrong and should be ignored because atheism is simply the notion that no gods exist

also, this guy has some very good points (his newer videos anyway)

[douliketacos241]

@TheOnlyTechnoFish no we don't we just judge him as a regular guy

[comedyliker12]

@TheOnlyTechnoFish dude, this is just a joke video. he is a real nice guy. he plays an asshole sometimes. and you know what fuck being nice the world sucks, fuck you.

[TheOnlyTechnoFish]

@comedyliker12 Calm down.

[RunnerReign]

WOOO LOOK @ THEM JIGGLE =P

[fingrid]

Great sword.

[TheBeyonder77]

Awesomeness!!

[tom133991]

Thank fuck he didn't leave.

[poopSTANDINGup]

this is my favourite tj video, it deserved much more views.

[marekaludjerica]

jesus christ i ve just acidentally stumbled upon this crap and saw this guy in 1 second and realized this video is 12 minute long, immeditally i rushed to post this comment and get the fuck away from this crap

[madmaddy1999]

you r not drunk just diffrent from every one like me

[RedEggsCereal]

urra JEW!!!

[MrWoozey]

@RedEggsCereal You are a dumb ass

[RedEggsCereal]

@MrWoozey shut up hoe!

[MrWoozey]

@RedEggsCereal Still you're an idiot

[RedEggsCereal]

@MrWoozey just shut up, i dnt have time to argue with u, so shut the hell up

[MrWoozey]

@RedEggsCereal Wow you can't even make a proper sentence.

[RedEggsCereal]

@MrWoozey dude ur a faggot, all u do is fucking complain and insult. i clickeed ur name thinking ur channel was going to pop up and it showed all the comments u posted instead. u just sit there complaining and insulting other people. so just shut the fuck up, u have no life

[MrWoozey]

@RedEggsCereal I just like talking to complete fucking morons like your self, because I'm always amazed just how fucking stupid people are.

[Xeflil]

You're fuckin' awesome, and I feel sorry for youtube for not realising that

[nbrown1378]

This is what a pissed off white dude looks and sounds like.

[Kylebrigance]

haha.... Youtube sucks video and he puts it on youtube

[MrGameposter]

@Kylebrigance Where else will he put it? YouTube, despite all its awful censorship and capitalism, has a virtual monopoly over the viral video market.

[TheMunkRocker]

This is the first vid of his that I've ever watched. I'm not a subscriber ^_^

[rockusa2010]

More you tube crap

[mokanaman]

good bye fattie

[Co2Und3rground]

You ok tj?

[nbrown1378]

Someone tell me why I can't post poitical commentary, but can post non-poitical commentary on youtube. An error notice comes up with poitical comments.

[smashballbrawler]

@nbrown1378 Are they too long?

[nbrown1378]

@smashballbrawler Yes possibly. Three wods go through. Thanks

[zackboomer]

you have 100k subs man :) you're fucking awesome

[brettsworld99]

... I look to you as a leader...:(

[papersplease]

I'm scared

[Q9R42]

That's pretty funny actually. With the newest updates of the site, they've actually removed the "Broadcast yourself" in the logo.

[Cheejyg]

@Q9R42 dammit.. I didn't notice this until now....

[etuhs350]

you know they make medication for adhd right?

[comedyliker12]

This was pure genius.

[cenasgay9111]

yes it doe

[CharlesjChan]

WTF MAN!?

[Kylebrigance]

lol make a youtube sucks video on youtube

[discoloredblood]

you are one sexy son of a bitch. just sayin.

[TheTCProductions]

i'd be quite interested in your poetry if i could ever find it :P

[ASithTheyCalledEmo]

It's good stuff.

[tehmountain]

Who gives a fuck about retards? I don't.

Oh God, I lol'd.

[gorgonus]

@tehmountain

EPIC :D

[Jesses001]

Umm, acualy, that is not to far off on what they do for charcoal mellowing.

[joshrumor2121]

You're ego is showing.

[RedEggsCereal]

...

[geometrololi]

oh baby jiggle those mantittys

lol

[shtfckdatho]

that mask creeped me out at first lol.

[HuntManThing]

you know how i know you live with your mother.... your filming this in the garage!!!

[shtfckdatho]

...or he could be filming it in HIS garage at HIS house.

[gogitasan]

Now this is some fucking entertainment!!!!!!!

[music4lifesux]

i laughed SO hard at the man titty part

[Elements1992]

haha funny guy

[umahuma4]

I remember this was the first video i saw of your TJ and im like "What the fuck is this shit" then i came back and checked out your videos a year later.

[dude11293]

I miss this TJ so damn much.

[myguineapig]

me to

[wendylill]

How dare you call us bastards and mother fuckers....you need a nap..you grumpy old man ...live life and fuck this shit...you look freaking older than what you realy are...you moan about the wrong stuff...

(and yes i hav seen your other vids)

[Danklin24]

Is this for real? Why did i just watch this?

[lt53666]

Fuck off, shithead.

[justablueeyedguy102]

lol he has a fuckin sword!!! :)) crazy dude

[faizulkabir]

r u a motherfucker asshole nigger???????

[realityexplorations]

the most pathetic power trip ive every seen, what twat,

[WalrusRockGod]

You remind me of Violent J with that painted face and how much you said motherfucker and fuck.

[CXIsXForXCookie]

ya know, i kind of thought the same thing

[gszx1337]

If a viewer really thinks that it requires a bottle of the sauce to rant, rave, and get pissed, then they haven't been on YouTube very long. ;)

[Zapodyopsis]

Q: Why did TheAmazingAtheist have tire tread marks on his back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

[FilmStudentWannabe]

Why... So.... Serious.

[70fury3]

But he wont because of exactly what your fuckin brain finally stumbled on to... The simple fact that he will cry about You tube but not leave because youtube has given him a world wide soapbox ..where he can discuss all his thoughts and get responces,also the popularity of all those hits HAS to be genrating some kind of money,or fame , or general positive thing for him..

[70fury3]

Wow have you never heard sarcasim before? My 1st comment basically said..."if you dont like youtube then leave"

You wrote" thats what hes has fucking done" Then I replied (sarcasitcally) ..."Oh I thought this WAS youtube" Meaning if he had left, WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE VIDEOS DOING HERE?! Your responce was all like..."look here is his websight,but he remained on youtube where most of his viewers are DUH!" DUH? DUH? Do you not get my point? If he REALLY hated it, he'd leave!

[HectorL360]

then you must love black people

[WorldWideWeality]

epic*

*(wipes away tear)

[70fury3]

Complain all you want but If youtube sucks so bad ,take all your videos and go make your own site and never come back..that will show em...

[justforflag2]

That's what he has fucking done...

[70fury3]

Oh, he made his own site and left youtube? wow ! I must be commenting on somthing else that looks like youtube..sorry I thought this was youtube......my bad.

[justforflag2]

No, he made freespeechvids (dot) com, but remained on youtube where most of his viewers are. DUH!

[70fury3]

Otherwise, he would not stay somewhere where HE himself has the power to pull the plug any time he fucking wants..Do you get it now......?? hugh?? If you had complete controll to get away from somthing that you didnt like? wouldnt you? .....Or would you just stay and bitch about it?? HMMM let me see ..Maby there is a reason he stays...Could it be FAME?? FORTUNE?? POPULARITY??? OR somthing else???? retard...

[pelucas716]

hahah i knew he was drinking.

[Brucer420]

Pure Liquid Pain.

:D

[mylawl01]

This is amazing, YOU are a true visionary sir, a TRUE visionary. I hope you get the privileges and credit you deserve.

[goofygoober91202]

You should make a video where you break every youtube rule, and ask all your audience to rate it five stars, and comment on it, and favorite it, and send a message insulting youtube in the worst way possible, while approving you, and telling them to put you in your right place! That is guaranteed to flip some shit. =)

[TapedShoes]

Emmy Award winning performance of personification.

[SylvanBL00d]

dude your poetry is amazing.

[gastro888]

manson....

[renandstumpd]

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dont leave.... Seriously, when people are doing something thats generally retarded, you come out with this just outright indignation and its fuckin beautiful.

[renandstumpd]

As much as you hate that macho shit, most women love it. Sux for us huh?

[nessa6565]

It's videos like this that make me think youtube really needs to have a screening process for videos or at least lets users vote and have videos taken off the site, freeing up space and bandwidth for videos that are actually entertaining.