Let's Take A Long Look At Last Alert part 6/7

[MoltenMustafa]

NOBODY CAN HIRE MY FEELINGS

[somepartsareme]

Level 20: Super DUPER Hero

[thisshouldsay2K]

Dev 1: Should we have a car chase?

Dev 2: No, that shit's overdone.

Dev 1: Okay, any ideas?

Dev 2: How about a space shuttle chase?

Dev 1: BRILLIANT!

[RRVCrinale]

Pointy ears, advanced technology, bleeds green...certainly emotes, though, so...

Garcia is a Romulan!

[grottypissedstained]

Snatchers bleed green. Garcia really is a Snatcher.

[CrossedCelt]

Level 20: Rock Knight.

[Suzaku000]

@CrossedCelt

Level 20: Mike Dawson

[werytrhey]

going going FIRE DRAGON

[ILSS]

The last level has a five minute time limit, and takes place on an elevator that moves at a fixed speed.

[shockraid1]

Snatcher David Bowie!

[armegeddis]

After Super hero it's Golden Muskrat! :U

[CandiFan1]

I kinda wanted the last level to be "Biomonster buster"

[Kuronji]

Super power = infinite ammo

[NCHammer326]

I swear every time I watch these Last Alert alert videos, I find something new to love. Right now my favorite part is Diabetus's hesitation at 8:00

"I'm going to take this rocket to the mmmmoon?"

[CasaiAgicap]

Level 20 would just be Guy Kazama

[strobelights9]

They might as well stopped the levels at 17, it seems more reasonable.

[Icerama108]

Elf Sna- oh sorry, SNATCHER Scientist.

[CommanderMantis]

GUY HELP MY CHAIR IS OUT OF CONTROL!

[Etank800]

Guy's real superpower is limitless ammo

[Urmean15]

THE CHIEF WAS A SNATCHER!

[leviathan1173]

*10 minutes earlier*

Garcia: HEY ASSHOLE, COME AND GET ME!!!

*present time*

Garcia: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?

lol wtf?

[RoyStorey]

CHECK YOU PHYSICAL STRENGTH

[ArchangelDrake]

Check you physical strength!

[DrDoom343]

I love 9:12. I have never heard Diabeetus lose it like that.

[lich109]

@DrDoom343 watch his battletoads race, he hates that rat.

[CayDubyaSee]

Kirk VanHouten's next hit single: Can I Hire a Feeling?

[Rikaroar]

LOL nice video! But seriously guys, 100 yen isn't a lot.

[tombomp23]

or maybe i should say "what on the moon"

[tombomp23]

VALIS? like, the novel by Philip K Dick? What on earth

[Hepathos]

WHY.GARCIA

[Nisan1]

Youve made a long way since Tank Buster

[willbowler95]

His super power is speed so he can outrun the bullets.

[neo8x4e]

@ragrappy Close. It's Jack Bauer.

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@neo8x4e Shadow is gonna come and bite off your balls for that one, son

[ragrappy00]

the level after super hero is Jack Slate

[sagacious03]

Nobody can hire my feelings. Unless they give me alot of money.

[Iwuznothere]

His ambition was to use terrorism to fund Epcot Moon Satilite and he just couldn't get enough of the tea cup ride to ever leave it.

[Methusael86]

I prefer to sell my feelings on Amazon

[MGlBlaze]

Wow, Diabeetus' voice completely changed at the 'hire my feelings' line. Kind of underscores the ridiculous bullshit the game's script is made of.

[SamuraiFoochs]

Goddamn, that was the pussiest dragon ever.

[13Hubris]

4:51 Check you physical strength!

[camtheman3245]

TELEPORTING skeleton monster? It seems that the real mastermind behind this master plan is...

ElectricalBeast! :o

[WindPillowDB]

Oh no my ambitions.

[PickpocketSan]

Holy shit, those crates were exciting! What is this game rated?!

[seijuruhiko]

NO ONE CAN HIRE MY FEELINGS EITHER!

[MalamiteLtd]

Final rank: MANKIND SAVER

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Garcia sounds a bit like Dartz from Yu Gi Oh Abridged.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

You know, I could comment on the exploding bats, the Moon on the Moon, the horrible voices, the chain-smoking Tilt-O-Whirl alien elf Japanese Terminator mad scientist with a pet dragon...

Yet for some reason, all I can think is...

10:10

What the FUCK is wrong with his teeth?!

[EbolaZidane]

9:10 FEEEEELLIIINNNNGGSSSSSS

[Pooky1991]

I should be sleepXD

[LovelesEntertainment]

"I'm in a kinda a hurry." "Don't say that... here... TAKE THIS!" *hands sword* "It's dangerous to go out there alone!"

...

"I'm in a kinda a hurry." "Don't say that... here... TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY HATE, AND ALL OF MY ANGER! SHIIINNNING FINGGEERR!!!"

...

"I'm in a kinda a hurry." "Don't say that... here... TAKE THIS! BRAND NEW CAR!"

Award winning dialogue in the Pulitzer prize nominated game 'Last Alert.'

[arcticfox04]

lol this game would be 1000x better without the voice acting.

[EponymousKid]

@arcticfox04 ...Nah, it would just be kind of boring, wouldn't it? I mean, take out everything not retarded about the game, and there's nothing interesting left - if the fact that Cubex55 beat it in an hour and a half without dying once and not even bothering to use the last weapon at all is any indication.

[Zakuzelo]

"Why would a hireling soldier like you run such a risk to torment me like this? Why!?"

...you INVITED HIM, you idiot.

[ObsidianFuture]

World's largest throne room...on the MOON?

WHAT

[TheJulthor]

You physical strength is back to the, maximum level because you checked you feet.

[rjakobi]

HOLY CRAP THE BATS EXPLODED!

JUST LIKE THE CHICKENS!

AND THE ROASTS!

AND THE WOMEN!

BEST GAME EVER!

[bloodriotiori]

@rjakobi Last Alert: Michael Bay Edition

[MalusCalibur]

'Nobody can hire my feelings!'

I cracked up at that one.

[RaSeInt]

@valisHD Oh, Valis 2 is a game? I thought there was just some random Philip K. Dick reference sitting around a level.

[JackofTrades75]

Level 20: Muscle Bomber.

[lich109]

@JackofTrades75 well musclebomber is level 20, 21.

[Geoxile]

Those are Canadian flags, should've known. Canadian Master Moonrace

[Narrator007]

Level 20: Chuck Norris

[Grammaton485]

Rock the dragon.

[rickhh1]

His feelings aren't for hire? So no Craigs List for Jack?

[EponymousKid]

Also, I love how Garcia actually had a second shuttle so Jack could follow him. He's clearly upset over Jack choosing the President over him, so he's being all passive aggressive. He created Indra just so Jack would have to come over.

[EponymousKid]

@EponymousKid I can't believe I only just realized that I called Guy "Jack".

I think I was watching the Dead to Rights Retribution LP around the same time as this and got the two baddest men alive mixed up. It happens.

[EponymousKid]

"Nobody can hire my feelings" sounds... bizarre. Is he saying he likes Garcia, or something?

[Shyguy27z]

I would buy slowbeef's feelings.

[Pika025]

When did our strength drop, and why does killing a biomonster (who is also a dragon) restore it back to maximum?

[loggancun]

its a vulcan android. get your facts straight, or you get a slightly irritated/ minor troll on your case.

[wraithtaker1]

Final Rank: Civillian

Fuck yeah

[FatalKitsune]

Nobody can hire my feelings for Slowbeef. 

[Sexragaify]

"You physical strength is back to the, maximum level."

So many typos, so little character count.

[TonyBranston]

What did Barney Calhoun ever do to you?

[Urmean15]

MY GOD! THE DOCTOR IS A SNATCHER!

[BlackIceDragon2005]

Now that I think about it, Killa Nana should have been the final rank.

[OneWithTheNight]

Don't say that! It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

[somahiru]

"GARCIA NOBODY CAN HIRE MAH FEELINGS!!!"

Oh god, that and your reactions were priceless ;v;

[BlackIceDragon2005]

This game turned me into a Killa Nana.

[BenForgyLink2010]

oh noes! cliffhanger??

[lobsopdoy]

It's amazing how there's this huge population of exploding bats and rats in the sewers...on the Moon.

[IntrospectIntellect]

So, if he's a super hero now, does that mean he's on par with Batman and Superman? Maybe he can join the Justice League.

[Deckof51]

"Something just graaayzed past my kneeeee..."

[freedomfriestastebad]

@narcolepticchairftw shut up idiot

[narcolepticchairftw]

@freedomfriestastebad okay

[GanonKirby89]

the only thing I've to complain about these videos is that there's no commentary by the player himself. Would've been interesting to hear him talk about these really cheesy and stupid dialogues which this game has to offer

[somahiru]

@GanonKirby89 Well, it's a longplay, more of showcasing the game than being a let'splay.

[GanonKirby89]

@somahiru yup, I know. It's just, imagine, there would've been commentary^^

[somahiru]

@GanonKirby89 Oh well, it would be nice too!

But damn, just listening to Diabetus and Slowbeef, and the cheesyness of this game is just hillarious :V

[GanonKirby89]

@somahiru agreed, that's the actual reason why I subscribed to retsu :)

[RoyStorey]

*huge tail slashes Guy on knee*

"There's something in this water..."

[ValisHD]

3:34 Valis II that game will be uploaded shortly so be ready to retsuprea'd that game as well.

[TheMuffinSniper]

I like how it ended on level 19. So wait they couldn't think of one more before or after super hero yet they were really pushing it before super hero. level 20 should have been just guy

[Karash770]

This game has the most lackluster VAs I've ever seen in a video game.

[MrColonelKFC]

What is the quickest way for a man to become a SUPER HERO?

[Unknownmember1000]

You know that Slowbeef and Diabetus are drunk because they think they were actually playing the gamr

[RedPhoenix9000]

I think that the final rank should have been "JUNKER."

[AstonishingAce]

@RedPhoenix9000 You looked.

[FireButts15]

ooh, new part to re watch.

[ValisHD]

it will never end will it?