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  • war is NOT A GAME! mw3 LOOK IT UP!

  • "Consider yourself dominated, you Scot son-of-a-bitch!!"

    Love how fast he says the last four words! XD

  • GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE! *just in case...*

  • 2:17 And IILLLLLLLOVEIT!

  • ich wie lie just kicked your ass!

  • come here sally

  • SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!

    best domination line

  • youre dead thats good amen

  • who is the hipee?

  • Your Loud and Ugly and you are dead! Amen..

  • A conscientious objector to being dead?

    Vavle was smarter back in '09. Now they realise that and are taking ideas from back then.

  • who is balbo baggins, etc?

  • Isn't this standard behaviour in the army though? Everything we see in the films?

  • Gunfire was coming from every direction. Soldier was not informed of all the details of the mission and especially the identity of the people on his team. Unfortunatley, he had to take everyone down, for his own safety.

  • He really hates scotland o_O

  • I will eat you- rr ribs

    Thought he was going to eat me when i got dominated by a soldier

  • wait whose the person he's calling a hippy? None of the characters I can think of resemble a hippy wahtsoever. :/

  • @ElegeantFencer other soldiers

  • @ElegeantFencer thats what he calls the other soldier

  • @ElegeantFencer The Sniper

  • idiot or not (i think not), Soldier is fuckin' awesome. :D

  • 2:37-2:53

    Best part

  • Who is the hippie?

  • @ProSiNNeR The enemy Soldier.

  • @ProSiNNeR Enemy soldier. xD

  • did i hear "this american boot just kick your ass back to russia"

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  • America wins again!

    you cannot run from me, my gun is faster!

  • Yourdeadthatsgoodamen

  • 5 PEOPLE ARE LOUD AND UGLY AND NOW THEY'RE DEAD

    Amen

  • I LOVE YOUR DEATH, CYCLOPS. YOUR DEATH IS SWEET TO ME JUST LIKE LOVE IS SWEET. That's deep.

  • It's a representation of American arrogance

  • Soldier's the only one who doesn't make fat jokes at the heavy

  • @outragious your are in a big fat hurry to die son.

  • @outragious and does not mock the Sniper for living in a van,

    on an other note. i quote from the soldiers biography:

    The soldier bought his ticket to Poland and went on a Nazi killing spree until he heard of the end of the war in 1948.

    do you read something unusual?

  • @outragious Soldier's the type that'd hate him for being a Communist much more than being overweight.

  • @outragious he's a patriot, so he cares much more about heavy being a commie than being fat

  • To clear things up, the "Go back to Calgary" line is a reference to Americans moving to Canada to avoid being drafted into wars.

    Also, Deustch-bag HAHAHAHAHA because Medic is German

  • "Go Back to Calgary" one of the best lines in the video... even if engie isn't Canadian

  • Bilbo Baggins

    Bilbo Biggins?

  • I WILL EAT YOUR RIBS! I WILL EAT THEM UP!

  • @Danny91252973a my reaction to the thanksgiving pig.

  • GET MAN FISTS UP!!!

  • my favorite one=

    YOU CAN NOT BURN ME!! IAM ALREADY BLAZED FOR PASION OF WAR!!!!!!

  • YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BILBO BAGGINS

    YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BALBO BIGGINS

    YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BASBO BIGGINS

    YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BOBO BUTTONS

  • soldier is a racist

  • The despriction was dominated by the soldier

  • LOL with his screams

  • Consider yourself dominated, you Scott Son of a bitch!

  • Soldier. I love your stupidity, and your patriotism/nationalism.

  • LOL GO BACK TO CALGARY?! omg I'm canadian and I just laughed.

  • @Tyannalyn and i live in calgary!! XD ironisum much?!

  • @TheFallen552 omg LOL I live in vancouver

  • "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game!"

    Um, yes it is. It's a game called Team Fortress 2.

  • Words cannot express how much I HATE FRANCE RIGHT NOW.

  • "HA! You fight like a girl!"

    Um....

  • What's up with Bilbo Baggins and co.??

  • @JMinjaB the hippy was the other teams soldier,i think

  • Welcome to the united states of u just got dominated

  • Go back to calgary you cowardly Canadian?

    ..Engineer's a Canadian?

  • YOU ARE LIKE THE CYCLOPS OF GREEK MYTH, EXCEPT YOU ARE SCOTTISH AND I HAAATEEE YOUUUU

  • Wait, which one's the hippy?

  • WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF YOU GOT DOMINATEEEEDD

  • your white flag does not stop american bullets

    thats imo the funniest.

  • i love the part when he say: aaaarrrgghh! xD

  • "You're dead, that's good, amen" The simplest but hilarious.

  • MY OVARIES!!!

  • 'Youre dead, thats good, amen' Best clip ever.

  • kaboom indeed you drunken wretch

  • who supposed to be the hippie? scout?

  • @BBNick76 acually when he talks about a hippie hes talking about another soilder..,,i dominated another souilder and called um a hippie..

  • @BBNick76

    Actually, that time it was the Pyro. You know, cause of the whole "might be a girl" thing.

  • Soldier hates hippies

  • Yeah, guys, this isn't racist or anything. If you knew the backstory of the soldier, you'd know he was rejected from the army for being incredibly retarded at life so he decided to WAR ALL BY HIMSELF. He's just a ridiculously patriotic idiot, and the point is to emphasize the IDIOT part, not the patriotic part. This isn't supposed to be represented as the ideal solider...-___- Jeez.

  • Call him a Civilian... You Die

  • @LetsBurnGoats I lol everytime I read "rejected from the army for being incredibly retarded at life."

  • @LetsBurnGoats Let's not forget that he fought in world war 2 and killed Nazis right up untill the end of the war in 1949.

  • @LetsBurnGoats very well said

  • @LetsBurnGoats and if u think soldier isn't that much of an idiot... he fires a rocket launcer at his feet for a super jump... as in he takes away a chunk of his own health to jump, that sounds pretty stupid to me. also, most people who play soldier always blows up mah despencers and sentries! as if the spy was bad enough, now mah own team mates are blowing up mah contraptions

  • @LetsBurnGoats HOWEVER, He is the ideal TF2 soldier so STFU and love it! (It's almost as sweet as your death!)

  • @LetsBurnGoats This soldiers backstory serious made me lol.

  • @LetsBurnGoats actuly he was rejected for being out of his mind, not being retarted.

  • @LetsBurnGoats

    i disagree.

  • "your white flag does not stop american bullets" OH SNAP!!!!

  • Roses are RED,

    Violets are BLU...

    You are SCOTTISH...

    AND I HATE YOU!!!

  • wow the soldiger is seriously raceist

  • "Scotland is NOT a real country. You are an Englishman with a dress!"

  • Hey, I'm trying to join Steam but it won't let me for some reason!

  • @7858hellboy Y? :S

  • @TheRealFreeman1 nvm i got in lol downloading tf2 right nao

  • @7858hellboy 'Kay, good luck.

  • "I do not have time to Combust!"

  • scott sonuvabitch!

  • I love how everyone is calling the soldier is racist when he never mentions a race. It's nationalism, you guys.

    na·tion·al·ism

    noun /ˈnaSHənəˌlizəm/

    nationalisms, plural

    Patriotic feeling, principles, or efforts

    An extreme form of this, >>esp. marked by a feeling of superiority over other countries<<

  • who is the soldier talking to when he is calling them a hippie

  • @MrClaytable The soldier on the opposing team.

  • "Kangaroo Wife"

    I lost it there!

  • You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!

  • Sputnik was from russia and the heavy is russian so the soldier fails at history?

  • @donkylalex i dont get it

  • @donkylalex That make no sense, thats like saying "white house in America, soldiers from america, so hes not good at history?? wtf

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  • The soldier is kinda racist

  • TF2 FACT: SOLDIER IS A REAL HIPPIE

  • GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE!!!! just in case...

  • WHO THE FUCK IS A HIPPIE?

  • @PopisPopcorn Soldier 

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  • I just now noticed how racist the soldier is XD

  • @r0ckoman

    It's not racism. It's nationalism.

    He never brings up anything about racial superiority or inferiority. It's the countries he thinks are inferior to America.

  • Ho ho ho

  • Most of it is screaming :|

  • ''OHOHOHOH'' XDDDDD

  • Is it just me or at 0:01through 0:08 does it sound like he ate really bad chilly the day before.

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  • solider is so racist

  • @burnershadow agreed

  • 2:56 Wow, BURN.

  • 3:18 for ohohoho :D

  • I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO COMBUST! XD

  • Ich Bin I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS

  • Hit the showers, Frenchie! Your white flag does not stop American bullets. Words cannot express how much I HATE France right now. BON VOYAGE, CROUTON! XD

  • anyone know who the voice actor is?

  • GET A HAIR CUT HIPPIE!!! just in case 

  • stars and stripes beats hammers and sickles LMAO :D U JUST GOT DOMINATED OCTOBER FEST :D!! welcome to the united states of U JUST GOT DOMINATED i just toor u a new chimni smokey jone your fire retarded ass just got dominated FTW!!!

  • 1:46 'Get a haircut hippie (justincase)!'

    Seriously, if you listen REAL close he mutters 'justincase' at the end of that one.

  • Can you imagine what it was like to be this guy's voice actor? Dude must've had a lot of fun. You get paid to get up in the morning, drive to a nondescript building somewhere in the city, and yell politically incorrect bouts of anger into a microphone. And that was your typical work day. Anyways, awesome quotes. Also, who is he calling a hippee?

  • @MutualConflict He calls a hippie another soldier and also the pyro (Get a haircut hippie ... Just in case.)

  • These quotes are why he's my favorite class!

  • 3:57

  • YOUR DEAD?THATS GOOD..AMEN

  • And this is why I hate patriots.

  • How... am I supposed to look him in the eyes?

  • UNLESS IT'S A FARM

  • Go back to Calgary coward Canadian XDDD

    Wait whos Canadian in TF2?

  • @ACX352395 soldier thinks the engi is canadian

  • @ACX352395 nope, go back to calgary, you cow-herding canadian (to engineer).

  • @ifiwereademoman no its Cowerdin' because hes referencing americans going to canada so they wouldnt be drafted in WW2

  • whos the hippy?

  • You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!

    >Balbo Biggins

    >Bablo Brabbins

    >Barbo Bapkins

    >Basbo Bibbins

    >Bobo Buttuns

  • lol he did 6 bilbo baggens lines but only one he got the name right

  • You cannot burn me, im already on fire.

    You cannot burn me, im already ablaze with passion FOR WAR

    You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!

    He said "You cannot burn me" 3x in a row XD

  • "Dominated hippie, GET A JOB!" I laughed at that one

  • 2:52 not australians fault that games are censored >_>

  • Ic bean I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS

  • welcom to the united states OF YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED

  • dominaded oktoberfest XD

  • " I will send my condolances to your kangaroo wife!"

  • You're dead that's good Amen.

  • Wait... the clip where he says "You are all maggots. You are all WEAK." is not in here...

  • @Mirage521 I think that line comes under "Random things Soldier says when he kills someone" and not in a revenge or domination...

  • I lost it on all the Bilbo Baggins taunts.

  • XD the come here phrases are all the ones he uses when you call a medic and look at him lol

  • "Bon voyage, crouton!" XD

  • AMERICUH

  • 0:46 You just got dominated,Sputnik

  • He doesn't even speak untill 0:08

  • LMAO at the "Bilbo Baggins" part XDDD Omfg...

  • You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins! Balbo Biggin! Bablo Bravins! Barble Bapkins! Basbo Bibbins! Bulbo Buttons!

  • He may be the only class that doesn't make cracks about the Heavy's weight.

  • @Banaerz Well of course, too much opportunity for commie jokes toward the Russian.

  • Americans always seem to have to best insults xD

  • 0:00-0:07 constipation

  • Bilbo Baggins was the first spy. That's awesome.

  • @TheShadow7771

    Sniper actually. Although with that ring, he could have been both at the same time.

  • I don't think he love scottish D:

  • @jonlscott

    sad...but so true *bites cheeseburger*

  • @jonlscott Not all you commie!

  • @jonlscott circa-1968 is when this takes place and not everyone is obese

  • "Fire is for cooked smores,son.Get a REAL gun."

    Says the guy shooting rockets at people.