The Theocratic Nation of Texas & Other Nutters

[BeingNobody1956]

God just told me to go poop but I am waiting for Satan to drag it out of me.

[Terastas]

Crackpotters don't have the capacity to organize. All they know how to do effectively is exaggerate their numbers.

[panterguy]

Michelle Bachman's burning bush moment turned out to be a yeast infection.

[FoxFire1281]

is bachman the female George W. Bush? All I hear from her is God this God that. Nothing againt faith and all but I have had enough after 8 years of W.

[21avasapi]

You talk to Mach sht fuck of beach

[1961arnie]

mis bachman i wouldn't you to be dog catcher lady

[outerspacebass]

funny how people are flooding out of illinois and michigan, while texas has no shortage of new "yanks" every year. texas must be a real hell hole.

[newjerseydev]

@outerspacebass Its called natural resources and low cost of living and work for the poor. The north is develped and texas and south not. Talk about false logic. How about all the southern youth with any future running north to study at our universities? You take our garbage, we get your cream. DOnt see any top students from New York studying at Texas A & M!!!

[durhamdf]

@outerspacebass It really, is, and I am currently living here! HAHAH fuck texas, love from el paso

[BardCoennius]

TEXAS - HAS A WHOREHOUSE IN IT!

(Lord have mercy on mah soul...)

[xxEROxxSENNINxx]

ROFL @ TEXAS. Please secede. Take all your crime and gang bangers with you.

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

These must be hard times for you faith haters.

You've realized to late that Obama is a Christian and that he's placing Christians in high level science offices.

You know the saying so goes Texas so goes the Nation and it's only a matter of time till California follows suit.

[mynameisbobtoo]

Faith haters..hmmmm ok Mr Tool. Let me ask you a simple question. Ready? Are you a true real and honest Christian?

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

hmmmm ok Mrs Asshat. Let me ask you a simple question.

At what point have I claimed to be a Christian?

[mynameisbobtoo]

How would a person interrupt this statement?

"These must be hard times for you faith haters.

You've realized to late that Obama is a Christian and that he's placing Christians in high level science offices."

If you are not a Christian then carry on my question is to Christians...

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

"How would a person interrupt this statement?"

By realizing how much time they've wasted hating and (if they have any brains) by doing something more constructive with their times than attacking the only thing standing between who knows how many people and starvation. And by only thing I'm refering to religion.

[mynameisbobtoo]

well lets see...i have 25 years of military service and the last war I fought in was in fact a Holy war started by GW Bush against Gog and Magog, so when we "hate" against religion it could very well be for a good reason..and you have how many starving people living with you currently?

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

Please Bush's own Church was against the War before the first bombs fell.

As for starving people I don't have any living with me now how about you?

[mynameisbobtoo]

I have a family living with me. Three kids and a single Mom. I got them a car and and currently putting them up until they can save enough money to buy a house. Last month I put up a family who lost their house to a fire. I got a book from the woman who was very surprised to find I was an atheist. I also worked rescue operations Katrina with the Coast Guard. Like my profile says I wont debate what I dont know and wont ask what I'm not willing to do...so your point to me is what?

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

Yeah and I'm single handedly supporting a whole homeless camp on the edge of town.

[mynameisbobtoo]

So you're a liar and a hypocrite.....nothing else to say to you now is there?

[KeroroGunsouTX]

On behalf of Texas, I would like to apologize to the rest of the world....sorry guys.

[Smartassawhip]

Coburn is as dirty as they come. He is in the pocket of big pharma big time.

[Smartassawhip]

The Public Option is NOT off the table. You can expect to hear from the president regarding this in the very near future. If you want the facts minus the BS please visit the comment section of my profile. Thanks.

[MaryJesusJoseph]

It makes total sense that Michelle Bachmann thinks god is talking to her. I'm sure she's also hearing her can opener and microwave oven talking to her.

[happysplodie]

1) ...God IS a liar...

2) If god talks to you, you're crazy...

3) Texas is crazy. Separation of church and state? Anyone? You want to end this debate real quick? Go ahead and put a bit about the bible in your curriculum. Lose federal funding in your schools, now they have to be private institutions that charge tuition to stay afloat... You don't get it both ways. It's bullshit enough that evolution isn't taught as fact, you want equal time for bible study in the classroom.

[Roonskii]

In texas they vote for the male cheerleader.

[HumanStrategy]

Texas is no longer accepted, in my mind, as part of the USA. That shit is dumb as hell.