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  • ANdrew-sachs!

  • funny funny funny!!!!!

  • best thing ever soooo funny

  • Pure gold

  • You aint funny you pair of pricks and get a fucking haircut ya cunts!

  • sooooo funny

    

  • They deserve an award for this,never mind getting sacked.. Beyond funny how Russell just makes the song up off the top of his head..Gold, What a ledge !!

  • Fucking Geniuses

  • hahahhaha loooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • where i can i watch the filmed version of this.

  • its a wee bit funny tho :D

  • omg i heard about this when it happened but thats just ridiculous

  • I hope some day some wanker rings Jonathan Ross and says "Hello Johnathon, I fucked your daughter but I used a condom and she wasn't menstrual. " Lets see if he finds it so funny. Pair of fucking immature imbeciles!!

  • @elvis459 I'm sure he'd find it hilarious

  • the media blew this out of proportion this is just comedy

  • Lol at the improve song

  • There was no complaints for these phonecalls for a week! Only when the daily mail put this on front page of their paper people decided it was wrong. Get your own opinions and a sense of humour! Urgh!

  • Hahahah still funny

  • Im sure Ross & Brand if they heard this back would cringe with shame.

  • Jesus people! They were having a joke! This is nothing to what some comedians have done before and they got off free. It's not extremely funny but I chuckle every now and again. Even people who say it's not funny probably laugh a bit because of the awkwardness of it...I know I do

  • @LittleMissNight ahaha funny joke, its fucking horrid, disrespectful, rude and they were taking advantage of their position. its not funny, when comedians do things about sex, rape, whatever its never directed at someone in such a direct and awful way

  • @minkyrules sometimes comedians do take it a step far but like I said no one would care if it was a comedian that said it on TV. The awkwardness of it makes me laugh. I can't help it. And i bet if this wasn't in the media people wouldn't care.

  • Ha ha!!

  • If you don't find this even a little bit funny you are a joyless twat

  • 1:27 Russell Brand's laugh is priceless!!! XD

  • wot a pair of arseholes, grow up

  • Not terribly funny to me, but also not a big deal to me either. Who cares? (For the granddaughter, perhaps mildly annoying and embarrassing, and for Sachs irritating. But, really. For comedians, in my opinion, this is far from shocking.)

  • ahh...it was a bit of a shitty thing to do, but it got blown out of proportion

  • Ross: I'd like to be a pageboy

    Brand: He wants to be a pageboy

  • How can people think this is funny? its really disgusting ... what cunts...

  • @SaucyPickle funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

  • @cmoz88 so u were born yesterday?

  • I just don't get the big deal....

  • Love how everyone is crying about it hahahahahahaa

  • fucking JOKERSS!!!!

  • don't know how many times i've listened to this and it still cracks me up!! The whole controversey around it makes it all the more funny and anyone that knows of russel brand would agree he definately enjoyed the whole ordeal! what a pair of legends!!

  • hahaha "sooo lonely..". that always makes me laugh so hard!

  • oh so this is why brand ran over to the states. what a tosser!

  • @HarveyGrass It's funny, get over it....

  • How is this remotely funny? They're a disgrace!

  • @adrimate no, they're funnnnny!

  • It was mostly Jonathon's fault. If he hadn't blurted out 'he fucked her', I reckon it would have gone no further!

  • hahahhahaahah, uhhhhhmaaaaaaazing!

  • This is beautiful, I feel sorry for Andrew but this is basically what any grown man or woman wishes to do every single day! Go crazy, be funny and live in the moment!

  • How can people find this offensive? This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

  • What's the difference between Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand? Russell Brand only pretends to be an idiot. 'Bom ba bom bom'. Yeah Jonathan, writing your own material for once.

  • Fucking awesome as it was, I remember when the newspapers were basically jizzing over this scoop o_O..

  • THIS IS SOOO FUNNY !!!!

  • "Will you marry meeeeeeee" "Will you marry Joonathaaannn?" Hahahahaha!

  • "Will you marry meeeeeeee" "Will you marry Joonathaaannn?" Hahahahaha!

  • i would love to put a bullet in him just for the hell of it

  • @1:25 i pmsl

  • Fucking brilliant!

  • You can surely forgive them both just because of how unbelievably sexy Russell Brand is.

  • still amazing

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  • XD Omg, I fail to understand how people were in such an uproar over this.. xD I would absolutely love it if Brand and Ross Left such a message on my answering machine xD

  • i for one am outraged...that the daily mail made so much money out of a prank call. those cunts.

  • hahahahahahahhaahahahahahaa this is fucking brilliant

  • @Hidepuk yeah we fund the licence fee & Russell & Jonathan entertain us i love Jonathan & Russell better that that shit EastEnders, sack those shit violent acting cunts not Russell!!

  • Stan! Do you perchance have any Gatorade? I left all my electrolytes in your daughter.

  • i wore a condom :')

  • He fucked your grandaughter :L 

  • this is hack shit in the US

  • Panic!!!

  • @thingymajig11 obviously funnier than you twat,i bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers arse and onto the pavement

  • @petertownend lol love the channel.lol so u like my lil pony? lol ya crazy faggot..get a life and a brain. u inept clown.go watch your cartoons. lol thanks for the laugh ya headbanger, haha

  • I WORE A CONDOM

  • 5:38 - your welcome :)

  • I'd like to apologise for these terrible attacks, Andrew Saches.

    I'd like to show contrition to the max, Andrew Saches.

    I'd to create world peace, between the yellow white and black , Andrew Saches, Andrew Saches.

    I said some thing I didn't have outta, like I had sex with your Granddaughter - But it was consensual and she wasn't menstrual.

    It was consensual loving sex.

    Full of respect, I sent her a text, I've asked her to marry to meee

    Brilliant improv.

  • @RDprodx Brilliant improv? Or just wank?

  • @DidloDurante

    I am not familiar with the term 'wank' being used as a way of describing a song or indeed a judgment in anyway as 'wank' is slang for masturbate.

    Anyway, if you mean 'poor' I think no, it's not amazing but considering he just made it up on the spot and the fact that it's silly makes it funny.

    You know what you are? TOSS!

  • Made me vomit and gave the chills. Most unfunny, attention absorbing anti comedy cunt I've ever heard.And you got a mental disorder for mistaking it for being funny. "Oh, look at me. I'm CARAAAAAZY, I laugh at my own jokes, hey, let's see if I can talk continuously with zero silence gaps cause it makes me nervous." Fucking unfuny cunt.

  • @geitepung

    funnily enough I agree with you, his stand up and general persona seem either really pretentious or he's just really weird (bit of both probably) - I just thought the song was very funny. Not anything else, he's not a very good comedian to be honest.

  • That has got to be the first time anyone has ever agreed with me when my youtube rant is on it's craziest.

  • @geitepung

    haha, well, you know.

  • @geitepung How can you be offended by this? Its hilerious, they didn't say anything that bad. Okay Russel made a joke about having sex with his grandaughter, but no offense i googled his grandaughter and she looks like a right slag, posing half naked etc in pictures. So she's making herself a easy target for stand up comedians to joke about her, because thats what stand up comedians do. Get a sense of humour & stop taking things to heart, this is FUNNY! get over it.

  • Oh, just sigh...I NEVER said that I in any way felt morally disgusted by his little jingle, he made me cringe because that's how incredibly unfunny and awful it sounded to me. I have a terrific sense of humour,  I don't ever get morally weirded out by someones act. I do however get douche chills the size of grapefruits whenever I hear something that awfully corny. It was corny. He's corny. And that's why I reacted. Whenever someone talks the way he does, it just screams pretentious into my ears.

  • @geitepung he's hilerious, if he was as unfunny as you make out, he wouldn't be as successful as he is right? so just shhh, and get a sense of humour.

  • What a one dimensional simpe way of looking at it. Is that how you estimate everything else in the world? Carlos Mencia is more or less successfull too, does that make him a funny comedian? No. Paris Hilton has featured in many films and has even made her own album, but it doesn't really mean shit. And don't talk to me like I got no taste, you don't know shit about me, boy. What, your butt is hurt cause I don't fancy the stuff that you like? Get your head out your pretentious cocky ass, kid.

  • @geitepung I can tell you take things too seriously just over this Just because a random on youtube, said you need to get a sense of humour you got quite defensive , did i hit a nerve? If you don't like either of them, and you think both of them are extremely unfunny, why waste 9 minutes of your life watching a video of theirs? Also, their is a difference, Russel Brand sells out arena's for his stand up shows, & Jonathan has a successful t.v show, Paris Hilton has or does neither.

  • That actually made me laugh a little. Only a little. You'd really like to think you hit a nerve with me, I get that. I said how I felt about a comic you like and you got annoyed so now you're more or less trying to "get to me". Just stop, that's not gonna happen. When you are too dumb to not understand the simple analogy I gave to show how one's success in showbiz doesn't reflect one's creativity, you're not gonna have the cunning to get on my nerve, swetie. I just didn't like him. Deal with it.

  • @geitepung Oh wow im glad i managed to squeeze a little laugh out of a extremely dull person like you! Check you going on the defensive I'm not trying to get to you? But if i am then i must be hitting a nerve otherwise it'd just go over your head? But, you seem as though you are trying to justify the fact that you have a sense of humour, when the more you go on about it, its clear that you do not Russel Brand is extremely creative, you'd be suprised. Good for you & oh im sure il find a way hun

  • I also never said I didn't like Jonathan Ross. I love that guy on an almost creepy level. That doesn't mean I have to like his bratty little friend. The sooner you learn that just because people can react strongly to something they didn't like without having a lacking sense of humour, the sooner you'll grow up. Until then, it was nice watching you fail. Good day :D

  • @geitepung Wow, your a bit of a perve aswell as a dull fuck. God, bless your heart :(. Okay babe, thanks for the life lesson, although... i won't take a leaf out of your own book, because i don't actually want to become dull and boring, like yourself..but its the thought that counts i suppose. Thanks.

  • Russell took a lot of heat for being the one who had sex with andrew sachs's granddaughter, but honestly it was mostly jonathans fault

  • Russell seemed truly horrified and sorry after it happened, and he seemed to really be trying to apologize but Jonathan wasn't helping...Russell apologized to Andrew, I wonder if Jonathan apologized to Russell?? :P

  • Russell Brand what a genius.

  • 888 people haven't got a sense of humour

  • @robstaa89 Yes, because they're more than 17 years old..... That prank call was inappropriate due to the vast age difference and the fact that the humour used is most suited for drunken frat boys.

  • @robstaa89 Or 5,000 people enjoy listening to self indulgent wankers with no respect for others. It's not humour, it's just radio masturbation with no thought for others.

  • @robstaa89 or do have a sense of humour. But just dont find this sort of sillyness funny

  • I'd never heard this until now. Russell and Jonathan are brilliant! One of the funniest things I've heard!

  • Lol Russell bwwrrraaanndd. What a pikey

  • russells laugh when jonathan shouts that he fucked his daughter (Y)

  • to go...

  • Dude, the guy had a daughter in "satanic sluts" who sold sex and had blood dripping from her mouth every night, he missed the interview and the guys were like bored children... sensitive freakishly intelligent people like brand probably don't know how communicate succinctly, I have trouble talking to answering machines and new people over the phone because I'm constantly looking for feedback and running all the options through my head and without body language to judge i don't know which way

  • These guys are funny :) fuck political correctness!!

  • Halarious :') people over reacted

  • @HannahMTx hmm. it's easy to say that when you're not the butt of the joke. But if you were, you may have not found it so funny, rather you could have seen it as rude.

  • he fucked your grand daughter XD classic Jonathan Ross to be honest i can't understand why Andrew was upset but if anything he should be upset with Jonathan as it was Mostly Jonathans Fault? i mean look at Russell he doesn't write jokes they come to him ! so by saying he fucked Andrews grand daughter thats the picture he got in his mind so he now can't get of the Subject of makeing jokes about georgina ! but Russ and John sadly made it worse but i still love the man :D

  • 886 people had their daughters fucked by Russell Brand.

  • It's not very offensive or funny.

  • This is one hundred times funnier than any of his inane movies. Misguided but not mean spirited.

  • They are both retarded. Neither are funny. Jonathan is okay and i sort of liked him but after this no way.

  • Haha russell brand is the most hilarious comedian ever! When he is partnered with jonathan ross a lorra lorra of laughs are sure to happen!!!

  • It was just a joke, JUST A JOKE a very childish joke but a joke all the same. Russell brand is a knob and I've never found him funny, there are better comedians out there dead and alive

  • russell brand isny a good comedian anywiy, this wasnt funny either, still like jojothan ross

    but brand is still a cunt

  • People who have no backbone and just follow the crowd saying it was awful and attacking. Ridiculous. It was fucking funny and very whitty.

  • Okay say what you like.

    But don't deny that from 5:23 to 6:35 Russell is absolute genius! Improvisation at its best

  • He Fucked your daughter!

  • It is more important in comedy then perhaps any other profession/art to understand the lines seperating harmless good fun, humanity benefiting social/political commentary, and masturbatory egoism. Biting language and parody should be directed at those people or institutions that are cruelly domineering over others.

    Language is a weapon of war when in the public eye, not a toy to get oneself off with. A comedian who does not treat it as such is undeserving of respect, admiration or success.

  • IDK if the abuse displayed here was justified but I have to say it is amazing how some people remain ignorant even well into age to the exact same-ness of verbally antagonizing egotistical behavior to the same type of physical behavior. Relentless mocking, antagonizing language is just as much a call to violence as relentless physical antagonizing, and despite what the hormones (and mass-media) of insecure adolescent males lead them to believe, its fuk1ng rude and moronic to act like a bully.

  • I don't know the backround of this but this seems like nothing but shameful childishness. I just 'discovered' this Russell Brand dude and came across this. Could someone explain the backround of this situation?

  • what twonks..

  • Okay, this was just fucking rude. It's not like I see anything wrong with controversial topics in comedy, but this is just a juvenile failed attempt at being funny by harassing a guy who actually isn't complete shit at scripted acting like these douches are. It's a step away from covering his his house in fucking toilet paper.

  • How drunk would you have to be to find this amusing?? I mean, if I were a radio host, and absolutely hammered, then I would think this was fucking brilliant.

    Being sober as I am, it sounds more like the kind of "sorry-wrong-number" retard that I hang up on every weekend.

  • I love the drunk song at the end! hahah lol!

  • OAAAWWWWW NO they didn't!!! You are going to get into TRRROOOUUUBBBLLLEEE!!! hahaha LOL! Are you guys explaining the joke! That awkward moment when you have to get a father's blessing after he is told you had sex with his daughter!

  • I fucked Jonathan Ross' dyke daughter and turned her straight.

  • its so naughty, oh dear :) :)

  • Jonothon ross is funny russel brand is just a prick who is trying to get into acting well he is doing awful and awful at comedy

  • @Ps3fanboywellhada360 you spelt his name, which is actually in the TITLE of the video wrong......he might just use words that're a bit big for you?

  • @joshcarr777 not really you picking on one word that was incorrect but you use it against me which does not affect me in anyway Russel Brand is the wordt comedian I have ever heard and I can not wait to hear your incoherent response you do know what that means right? I believe you refer to it as a "big word"

  • @Ps3fanboywellhada360 .....your complete and utter lack of grammar just blew my mind. I'd like to respond, but sadly, I am now without a brain, and therefore lack the necessary facilities. Have a good night, anyhow.

  • @joshcarr777 worst* its youtube and a comment deal with it not everybody takes the time like you do to bother with punctuation in youtube comments and you still tried to dodge what I said you complained about grammar why is Russel Brand good then are you going to pick on another aspect of what i have just said?

  • @joshcarr777 PS goodbye you cunt

  • @joshcarr777 and you clearly don't have the brain

  • @Ps3fanboywellhada360 oo how clever! you must be so popular in your junior high <3

  • @joshcarr777 well I do not have junior high use the correct term please and still you still do not tell me why Russel Brand is a good comedian top critics think he is awful.

  • @Ps3fanboywellhada360 which top critics, the ones who gave him the newcomer comedian of the year award, or the ones who openly praise his improvisational skills? And is this predominantly american or english? He's a hit or miss comic because he's eccentric, but he's got a ridiculously good grasp on wordplay, absurdity, exaggeration and mockery - all necessary to be a good comedian/performer. As a scripted actor, I admit he's shit, but as far as improv and comedy, he's ace.

  • @Ps3fanboywellhada360 are you uh...well, what nationality are you if you didn't go to junior high?

  • lol Wtf is junior high thats american school we dont call it that here its called secondery school in case u didnt realise wat an idiot.

  • @charlieiscool1000 erm, I have no way of knowing where "ps3fanboy" is from, since his moniker's done so much to explain. Proper grammar mate?

  • funny as fuck

  • Oh my God, this is hilarious. Love this :D Every call they're starting to make it better - and then Russell screws up and starts shouting while the answering machine is still on :D xx

  • Wasn't very funny, was a bit stupid really, was rude to Andrew Sachs, but not so rude that it was beyond a simple honest apology, which the idiots made. It doesn't sound anything more than silly banter. For them to be sacked over this is absolutely outrageous though, and an offence way beyond anything they did.......But that is the BBC for you! Enormous unaccountable waste of public money to make a few very rich.

  • Okay, so I can understand from a moral point of view this is being quite rude to Andrew Sachs. BUT, from a completely different point of view, it is fucking hilarious.

  • I fucked you granddaughter. That would really piss me off. And im 16 for fuck sake I can only imagine, god I don't want a daughter.

  • Why was everyone else offended by this? People just complaining for the sake of it, cunts.

  • @MBGamingLegends Agreed!!

  • @RandomTrollAccount Which one? The affectational one-trick flaneur or the affectational one-trick flaneur with a lisp? Comedy?!?! I did this sort of thing when I was 10 (pre 1471 days) admittedly not to Manuel out of Fawlty Towers. I don't doubt you're right, but they choose to display their cerebral deftness with words and eruditeness in this way?!?!

  • Yeah it was tasteless....funny though!

  • it was a joke move on but it was hilarious

  • forgive and forget

  • Stupid talentless cunts.

  • @jonnyhuckerby i'm pretty sure this dude can out think and speak circles around you. his comedy may not be your cup of tea but he is way smarter than you are.

  • @RandomTrollAccount He didn't mention intelligence. No doubt Russell is intelligent, I'm not sure if I'd call him talented though.

  • people really need to get a sense of humour, this is funny!

  • I think it's so cute how Russell takes all responsibility for this, when it was clearly Jonathan's fault.

  • @georginasworldd yea he was very cool to do that. i didnt like it when jonathan was like "russell told me to say it"

  • 5:38 Where can i buy this track? xD

  • Hahaa love these two :')

  • They are so funny together.

  • SOO funny!!!

  • this was absolutely 100 percent Jonathon's fault, Russel in his light hearted yet whimsical manner receded to remain polite whilst retaining his comedic charm but Jonathon had no hint of respect for Russell wishes for him to stop, as he had indeed taken it to far, or for Andrew. Shame on you Jonathon

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL

  • they stepped over the mark with this one, "he fucked your granddaughter" thats a horrible thing to say to anyone let alone an actor of one the best sitcoms of all time, its actually quite painful to listen too in places, if you think this is funny you where obviously one of those ones who stands behind the school bully in the canteen sniggering away, while i was in the library reading, that aside wossy shouldn't have got the sack from his friday night show and brand was brilliant on radio.

  • I wore a condom

  • i feel bad for the guy but this is funny

  • Banter.

  • how were they fired? look at frankie boyle!!

  • i couldn't stop laughing XD

  • "abort! abort! the baby!"

  • Even if they explained on the phone it was a prank, it still is a sick thing to do, considering the age of Sachs. What if he had a heart attack?

  • For me their biggest offence was to be unfunny...

  • lol at russell "oh i know, you cant be blamed for this, you're just trying your hardest!" haha, thats actually a pretty cool thing of him to say because he probably realised jonathan ross was about to be in a load of shit for that, and was tryin to deflect some of the blame off of him.

  • jonathan woss is a fag

  • scandal or no this foookin hilarious. nobody can deny!

  • two unfunny prats who THINK they are funny. Ive seen Brand live and i expect more from stand up comics than a smile now and then. Ross, on the other hand, is just a smart arse (of the kind you tire of within a few minutes) who has lucked out on tv. This is not comedy, its just a couple of, well, playground bullies springs to mind......

  • @TheLexyboy

    stfu old man. nobody is going to read all of that.

  • @raoulisful oooh, are you a Russell Brand fanboy? Is he your mancrush? Lol its ok to like the cock these days son. Or i it Jon u love? Now thats a wee bit sick....

  • @TheLexyboy

    you write an essay on a video you dont like that nobody is going to read past the first sentence. i'm just pointing out that you're an idiot.