HIDE YO MUFFIN TOPS.

[Mattimattson]

Goddamn, you are awsome!

[eis4epic]

i subscribed once i heard hairy nip tassle

[nogermsplease]

what. is. this. crap.

[bluemaxygirl]

your soo pretty! (im a girl btw.. not a creeper)

[guitaretoma]

@bluemaxygirl Im a guy and I think she's magnificent. That doesn't make me a creeper

[bluemaxygirl]

@guitaretoma k :)

[BigNeth]

@bluemaxygirl just cause a guy thinks she is good looking doesn't mean they are creepy...its called being straight...

[Kaydidid13]

I got Kumkuats (*Spelling?*) at TRADER JOE'S before! The were really good ! 

[reef36]

courtney you need to refer to yourself as the muffin top raper more often.

[arubarocky]

@SammyTheNinjaPanda no prinsesstards real name is avia!!

[Sonyphilia]

While watching this video I asked myself "Why am I subscribed to this bitch?" and decided to unsubscribe...

[SammyTheNinjaPanda]

Oh....so Courtney is Princesstard's real name?

[MrT27blue]

<3

[b8r10a85d]

gorilla tape +

[LadiiDog]

you're so weird!! It's seriously the best thing ever.

[ZTFD479]

love you T_T

[PipsqueakTheGiant]

kumquats are really bitter and sour :/ I think that's why.  I think they taste like grapefruit a little :P

[Fuhlishiz]

But but.. I'm a virgin and I have YET to summon a unicorn. I want my unicorn already! >:O

[HURRICANEShellby]

Oh my god 3:28-3:36 I think I just pissed myself oh my god....Soooo funny

[HURRICANEShellby]

Oh my god 3:28 -

[mjbab73]

Cocaine's a helavu drug!

[Bunnie080]

Theres just something awesome about u courtney,idk what it is though.

[CooperLordOfAll]

id be your baby tripod...wait....no yeah thats accurate :D

[abridgedfan9578]

" well im the one thats usually getting rammed in the ass"

Me: O-O *Giggity*

[bugbug97]

TIP: Put a piece of bread in with dry muffins or cookies. this will put moisture back into the muffins or cookies.

[ainigrive]

platain banana: slice it, fry it in oil til its brownish then dip in brown sugar..BOMB

[cowsareamazing1]

you should have "accidentialy" filmed lower

[cowsareamazing1]

you should have shown us ur lower body wit yo no pants!

[MissSophiaDang]

@courtneypants HI Courtney, you know what would just make my life? If you would ever so kindly respond to this comment. I've watched this video, like ,TEN TIMES or more and you I wanna be just like you! Seriously! I would be happy forever if you replied, so ya. WUV YA!

[sohnicthedhedgehog]

I can't help it. Every video I see of you, I HAVE to fav.

[courtneypants]

@sohnicthedhedgehog And I'm perfectly okay with that :)

[GuineaPigsAndMore]

your hair is half straightened. haha. (:

[m1chlbaker]

Glad I watched this alone, laughing like a mad woman!

[Aaronq1512]

I hate raisins!!!

[matenator13]

Looks like someone should summon mr. toots to destroy virgin america

[k1ngkung6]

Poop de Poop de !!!

[monicrazzy]

Courtney, do you have poop problems?

[appletree281]

@4:24 HAHAHAHAHA

[maripunki]

THIS. VIDEO. MADE. ME. LAUGH. LIKE. MAD.

[456jblover]

@mrelephante11 go the hell away im not a hater but only on u!!

[mrelephante11]

@456jblover why the hell do you think you can be a hater on only one person and plus if u are hating on one person then you are a hater



[videoluvr4204]

fruit-babies 4thaWIN

[xxAnnaLevine]

How was your hair straight on one side and curly on the other? O.o

[BaseballVids25]

y didnt u just stand up then

[premium989x]

now raisins seeing other races in your mom's house cannot senior marketing anywhere.

Nice translation youtube at 6:46

[PrincessMatty12]

This was funny, but awkward to watch..

[duperman91]

@dildongs ur a fuckin. Creep dude fuckin pedophile oh yeah scissor ur sister weird ass incest lovin qeer shut the fuck up

[jesuslovesyou223]

You r hair was like, half straight half curly, mind blown.

[werwer607]

NO PANTS ON COURTNEYPANTS!?!?!?!?WTF!!!

[SWHproduktions]

I kinda wonder who's been ramming her in the ass, lucky!

[DukeFan1971]

And I'm totally with you on the no-raisins thing...I've always hated raisins. Raisins are evil little shriveled turds that are laid by evil rabbits when they're being evil. Or so I've heard. Somebody tried to tell me they're just dried grapes, but he's so wrong. Grapes taste GOOD. Raisins taste like...well, like the evil little rabbit turds they are.

[DukeFan1971]

Courtneypants without pants...what is she then?

She's now Pants-LeeCourtney LOL

[1337saklart]

Why arent you fat?

[yourmymockingbird]

lol MUFFINS

[dildongs]

your talking on the biggest banana cause you pulled it outta yo vaj skank

[dildongs]

i bet you love muffin tops, mmm

[JustLiveLikeUrDying]

hahaha this cracks me up....dry muffin tops are disgusting, they're suppose to be moist LOL

[TiffyTindellMusic]

Omg I thought I was weird for not wearing pants around my house! but if you do it then it obviously make it cool haha :P

[nintendohelp1]

The big banana is called a PLANTAIN!

[mnkychz]

I'll make your muffin moist lol

[kylestephenson94]

haha finkle is funny as fuck you ever sneezed and shit at the same time cos that would be called a sneeshit. just throwing that out there

[MsFrizzyCat]

i just finkled.

[blackninja5637]

when she said hide yo muffin tops in the title. i was thinking about a muffin top when the fat likes folds over ur waist when u wear pants..

[IEatWaffles101]

OMG haha you make me laff so hard. and you wanna kno what else this video. is a thats what she said fest!! thumbs up if you agree

[SharlenneGreene]

I've never tried any muffin tops and you totally made me want to try some!

[MrLittleman606]

i was afraid they were going to fall out when u were showing the muffins :O

[eed78]

I have a fat teacher and whenever people like bring food for partys she eats most of it but anyway we call her thE MUFFIN TOP MONSTER

[hollistersunset24]

hahaha she doesn't like shriveled things!

[hollistersunset24]

4:48 isn't that a plantain? :D

[poptropicaperson]

heyy. courtney pants u should make a bunch more vids with princess tard x3 u both r total bff's

[jenny4u4ever]

Giwi... Lol :D

[TheSuperFlufyUnicorn]

108 People Hate Baby Tri-Pods

[1Bannaner]

HAHAHAH! what a coinky-dink!! im usually the one getting rammed in the ass too!!!! we have so much in common -3

[maagiapall]

You're the one usually getting rammed in the ass? o.O

[ivysaurr]

my muffin top is all that wholegrain low fat i know you wanna piece of that BUT I'M JUST HERE TO DANCE.

[Peacel0v355]

Haha I laughed so hard when you were talking on the banana! You are so funny :) -3

[GiveMetheNoise]

thats a plantane

[MsNinjafetus]

@meachy 13 whoa it is lower!!

[meachy13]

your right eye is lower than your left (well the whole right side of your face)

[Kique007]

How ppl do so much stupid things per min of video? If ur hiperactive and need someway to get out that stress go run a bit god!

[283kieran]

i was laughing my head of at Fincaling but then when you said about getting rammed in the ass i think i died and gone to heaven i could not breath I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

[maitimu]

i thought it was shit xD sorry too much detail

[99AngelMcSpazatronXD]

RAISINS SUCK! :D

[Theskater2398]

a unicorn silly band

[Theskater2398]

wat is the name of tht blue atv in the ad??

[up2sunshine]

i am a kiwi :-D

[megzzzz322]

@smoshshanejustine haaha yeahh i seen that todayy.

[IanAndRollanShow]

2:13 you do look really sexy, like always

[roseyseesyou]

ohmygod, Courtney. I haven't laughed this hard at a youtuber's videos since I first found Kassem. You, for some reason, *kill* me with laughter. You are fucking hilarious. THANKYOU!!!! For making videos!! <3

[whoamidoukno]

i like raisins :( i should be offended

[HyperxArianaxFan]

you are awesome :)

[smoshshanejustine]

i love your hair



[megzzzz322]

Why is only one side of your hair curled and the other is straight? Lol

[smoshshanejustine]

@megzzzz322 on that one show thing she said it just dries like that

[VideoClubMuenchen]

Lustiges Video !

[thegingerone11]

the run out of organic kettle corn - LOL i couldn't stop laughing:L - hehe, :)

[ThisUsernamePwnsBTW]

Your not just attractive, your strangely attractive :)

[ilovelovebabyy]

courtney: be my best friend.?

[TheCourtnah]

You really like kettle corn c:

[NHgrownbetterhalf]

Girls dont poop.

[3picdc]

I got a big tripod for you :D

[FloydGolf]

3:22-3:30 EPIC I am subscribing only for that part!

[siothegr8]

D: we in England have 2 meanings of muffin top.. one is the one you are talking about and two is when somenoe is wearing jeans that are too tight for them and they are on the chubby side and like it spills over and out of the jeans.......

[XxMagicalKittyxX]

@siothegr8 thats true in america too lol

[TimeForTuesday]

@siothegr8 We have it in America too!

[C1Era]

@siothegr8 Yeah, it means the same in America, she even referenced it at 2:04.......................

[iRrawrrr]

@siothegr8

"No muffin top can be left untouched!" x'D

[z0meg0x]

this is my favourite video on youtube

[MrNukesftw]

Dam you crazy :L

[xoxFashiionxox]

how old are you?

[lukalauracook]

I hate the word moist! It reminds me of stepping on wet grass with a heel and its going *squifffffshhhh!*

[seniorjohnl]

You must have driven your parents insane.

[thrilljunkie08]

lmao turn on closed captioning and transcribe audio... it doesn't transcribe to what she's actually saying... at all

[ScoKimber]

I don't know why, but I like the beginning "heyyyy" the most out of this video...

[emiliame]

i have the same wolf top. its from hm right?

[dinnercow]

0:33 stop teasin guuuurrrllll

[Dantheman565]

so you're a muffin muncher, thats awesome. lol.

[xXHockeyGodXx]

2:09 :)

[irlandesderio4]

I dont understend a shit.. mi ingles no es bueno en realidad.. but I like you.. you are so pretty, como decimos en Argentina estas mas buena que comer pollo con la mano.. saludos

[colleenhilton]

what's your silly band?

[courtneypants]

@colleenhilton take a wild guess :)

[memyselfandsomeone1]

a cupcake?

[LoveInParisx]

@courtneypants A unicorn?

[hdhf123]

@courtneypants Unicorn! Sillyband!

[SuperKer17]

@courtneypants UNICORNNNNN :D

[stupidstuf6]

@courtneypants A UNICORN?!

[911winkler]

@courtneypants Unicorns

[dildongs]

@courtneypants is the scissor sisters, because you like to scissor with your sister you lesbian

[yourmymockingbird]

@dildongs im a lesbian....

[hagen609]

@courtneypants unicorn?

[AliyahM27]

@courtneypants UNICORNS AND MUFFIN TOPS ?!

[amandarocksandcim]

@courtneypants UNICORN!

[BrunetteNikki]

@courtneypants UNICORN??

[RachelRayBritneyYay]

@courtneypants UNICORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNN

[mrelephante11]

@courtneypants what time does ur silly band show

[awwegerle]

@colleenhilton a unicorn!

[filevamarina]

Your theet are so white!

[erohw16eoh6]

@SwatyChopsuey

There is just they dont show it cause they might think guys think there idiots

[jgcfc58]

LOL 1:07 "moist and delicious ...HMMppppqqqQ!!!! 

[ScoKimber]

I like 0:00 ... ha

[TheLastTages]

After you flew Virgin America it should just be called America

[superkid0987]

boner. yea.

[comking48]

You just made me linkle. (laughtinkle)

[SwatyChopsuey]

I like you, I like your attitude...We should have More girls like you in the world

[Mr102910]

Hahaha Poop De Poop

And CUMkwats

[shamrock034]

you remind me a tiny, tiny, weeny bit of miley cyrus...please dont take offence, because i like you, you're funny :) but i was just watching you and i though "who does she remind me of" and it was miley...sorry :/ just your accent really... x

[HappyHarryHoungan]

Courtney rocks the top of the muffin mountain.

[CHROJVL3D]

you do look super sexy :)

[PrankerDemon]

Your nose looks marked like you wear glasses alot.

Also, story of unicorn bait: The movie Legend (Tom Cruise / Mia Sara).

[thefuckublog]

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[brainfable16]

You dont put fucking carrots in desert!! goddamn!!

-Btw, you're adorable and fucking kick ass unicorn master lady!

[SexyNeverLeftBitches]

In all her videos she talks about shit.... its disgusting.

[mookseicuddlepoof]

hahahaha i finkled

[animalLuva97]

why does it look like you only straitend one side of ur head

[RomanBradley14]

Great Job on the video i really enjoyed it and keep it up!!! Search for my video (Roman roll'd) and tell me if u like it, comment plz i take suggestions thnx! Im 14.

[xkorishx]

damn, why does a female version of my behavior exist...

[KissaKiller]

@xkorishx lmao im exactly like her lmao so we are twins :D

[xolindsayaliciaxo]

if you love mixing fruits so much then you should try a grapple! (their grapes and apples mixed together!) i found them at the market the other day haha (:

[TheAbuayyash]

hahaha dump ass :D

[gladkaka]

i have no idea about what's so extremely interesting about this ._. but it is

[Kx3y]

you a sweet muffin

[Kx3y]

are you crazy???:) no jok ;) gread :P

[ireallydontcare4u]

to fucking funny. subscribed

[sleepylacepaws]

I think you're a drug. I stare at your eyes and I feel like I'm hallucinating. And no this isn't me trying to be romantic. this is me telling you that your eyes make me feel like I'm on drugs. NAT COO MAN

[Veektoereeah]

I would love waking up to you every morningg, you crazy unicorn crazy courtneypants! <3

[thespasticpanda]

you are BY FAR my new favorite youtuber.

[blackestsoulrose]

Yer Funny :)

[ZiggyStardustsGirl]

This was never in my sub box. :(

[vasilo123]

I luv raisins!! you are a bad person

[gbsteve]

You should read Spider-man issues #8-12 (Perceptions story parts 1-5).  It deals mainly with dry muffin tops, but also how some bigfoot type creature (it's actually Windigo, but you won't know that until later) eats a bunch of kids in Hope, B.C. Canada. Don't be scared though, Spidey and Wolverine whoops it's ass and eat some muffin tops.