My Drunken Dad: Stealing a Shit Load of Gas

[PSSGoA5k4t3]

LoL when poor people don't have money we take care of redistributing the wealth. LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO.

[iamthesargent]

"Oh hey look, there's a Mercedes."

"Alright lets go get some more"



Best last lines...

[sorfiasas]

My penis: I'm so proud of him!

[oldrazor]

Fake. The dad asks why the son is carrying a video camera, but the shots are from several different distances and angles.

[opmike343]

@oldrazor

Thank you Captain Obvious.

[234yourstruly]

oh look a mercadies, ooo lets get some more lol

[joshy829]

haha, great vid

[hokman1]

VERY REASONABLE

[ABeans07]

nice you spit the gas on the paint

[bigjonson555]

It's a video against people who expect a handout from the government. The same people who think it's a right to tax some people one way, and others another way. The same people who can get off their fuckin ass and work.

[bigbagron]

@bigjonson555 Way to overanalyze. Uptight, insecure child.

[bigjonson555]

yeah sure dude. maybe you don't even get what your dad is saying. ignorant.

[bigbagron]

What're you rambling about?  Do you often synthesize talking points to drag out conversations with yourself?

[thehuntsen101]

did you really steal gas from a BMW...... FUCKING AWSOME .... im gonna do thatxD

[lorinrtard]

hey first, dont swear

[AvEryBadApPLe]

awesome post!!!

[tigers123123]

What is this supposed to be? Funny? Good acting? 4 minutes of my life wasted.

[mydrunkendad]

Thanks for watching!!!

[Optikaliluznz]

"oh look a mercedes" lol

[EndlessDark16]

I know it's fake, but it would have been funny to have a young cute girl walk out or something and discover them stealing gas from her car. Then they'd they'd feel bad for strealing from her, esp cuz she only makes $8 or less an hour haha.

[doctorlovebone]

This is HORRIBLE!!!!! The acting is actually painful to watch. I should be paid for watching this! I really hope you DO NOT give up your day job...if you have one. I probably now need counseling.

[kosmosleha]

You probably need to go fuck yourself

[doctorlovebone]

Hmmm too easy, get raped again by your "Drunken Dad" then go whine to a shrink about it you pathetic loser

[islademalta]

He is not Obama, he is like Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner... "redestribution of wealth" WTF!!!

Fuck her and all the politics!

No es Obama, es igual a Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner... "Redestribucion de las riquezas" Que mierda!?!?

TE ODIO MONTONERA HIJA DE PUTA!

[electrohacker]

he's obama

[judoist95]

FUCKING fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MAURO4403]

you are a fucking genius!!!!!

[yaiknowscrewme]

i would like to redistrubute the old mans face

[Godson2001]

thats fucken cool

[brianbb177]

i think its not funny cause its not realistic enough

[sorfiasas]

@brianbb177 How long grows your dick while masturbating?

[curlingisgay]

A fuckin garden hose Will pump gas out of a Car you mercanies I know its not real but it fuckin works you shithead

[chefd907]

he makes very good points in this video.

[mercanaries3]

its a joke idiots its his car. and that little green tube cant pump gas out u need some type of support to pump it out of the car

[satownhustler210]

this dad is bad ass..lmfao..

[ChemicalMikeUK]

i see this guys sense of reasoning.so i guess it would be okay for someone to just walk into his home and 'redistribute some of the wealth'.and dont talk to me about morals either,because im uptight and full of beans, so that makes it okay for me to steal from some random shmuck i never met before. after all I'M MAD AT THE OIL COMPANIES SO I CAN DO WHAT EVER THE HELL I FRIGGIN' WANT!..,so fuck you jacko!!

..,just try that in my neighbourhood pal and see how far you get.

[ChemicalMikeUK]

p.s. i know it aint real, but i dont see the entertainment or comedic value. its just plain wrong

[R0JIBLANC0]

I will get away with it

[flintstone9812]

situation ethics.

It IS partly the fault of drivers for not conserving when they could have.

This might have been funny if it had not been advocating thievery.

[iamanutsalesman]

Voodoo Butt Fucker is a TRUE dripping from an ass fuck!

[soccerboys14]

lmao why would he drink the gas?

[interfl0p]

He's sucking out the air forming a vacuum so that the gas flows through the hose.

[jun19020987]

Bullshit!

[thecarexpert18]

hey y won't the alarm go on

[TonyDrummerKid]

This is the gayest shit i've ever seen

[xAloneInTheWorldx]

He's giving a speach in pure daylight while taking gas from a car....

[gavin672]

how shit is this vid...

[wanted4death]

I bet thats his car lol. really i bet it is and he is the rich bastard.

[Beefjerkey12345]

is drunken a word? isn't it just "my drunk dad" ??

[coyote7272]

lol i love this video, don't talk to me about fucking morals!

[hero10555]

let's get some more

[pf91rodman]

woah in broad daylight

[coyote7272]

lol oh look a Mercedes, lets go get some more!

[drmodestoesq]

I tried to siphon gas out of my domestic 84 Chevette to put in my lawn mower. It's not that easy. The gas cap is a long windy road from the gas tank.

[toco1]

I stole gas when i was a kid, got busted.....sucked BIGTIME

[jp00000420]

Fake

[tyer28]

Lmao this stupid dumb bastard left his car here unlocked... lol funny

[teerent20]

lol man lol

[waterworks010]

jajajajajj..i like it...very nicely done..

[toast1123]

Dont swear

[Conatude]

hahah (mercedes) that's diesel fuel... bet that 20 bucks went a long way fixing that new engine problem eh?

[kkustomz1]

you need a bigger hose and a bigger gas can fool!

[VoodooMagicMan]

Young Dripper, I wish I could see you face to face. Just you and me. Dripping Blood.

[hypercryptension]

wholly shit that was good.....motivating!

YEAH, LETS GO GET SOME MORE here

you know , you can pay a clerk to keepo it quiet...and alllow you to partake.......

Imagine if you pay 10 clerks 20 bucks for FREE FUKJIN GAS........

[Superdude688]

lol lets go get some more

[britarthc]

dont swear

[cypris2002]

how very true

[crallum]

haha, nice satire.

good job.

[semigoodproductions]

if we stoped driving our cars for one day out of the week gas would go down because the government wants us to buy the gas and if they loose money, (how could they loose more than they have alreaady?) we would gain and control the government

[emmanuelnimmons]

won't happen. sorry.

[Altezza447]

there always gonna be some one that will stll drive no way every 1 can take bus some people work 20-40 miles from there house

[ukiki2012]

What the fuck is wrong with you people, that's a BMW, do you live under a freaking rock? How could you not know that...GO DAD~~!! Trust me kids, dad is a little more worldly than you...

[abranidnho10]

hahahaa hey look a mercedes

[waterman1122130]

Fat people arent causing prices to go up, Its you stealing the gas you Dickhead.

[truwoman01]

okay so who is filming you filming your dad?

[Pennys1]

LOL,

"It's not stealing, it's.....redistribution of wealth."

[WilexxVideos]

Maybe that bmw has money because he a got a job unlike you!dickhead

[mydrunkendad]

wow. This is a very smart reply!! Way to go dude!

Keep Watching

[WilexxVideos]

lol you mean i was clever? wow iv never heard that before lol :P

[PADDYSBIGNADS]

ur dad is a fuckhead

[andrewagreen]

what are they ? canadians?

[soccerruler79]

"hey look a mercedes" good let's go get some more. Very orignal

[skatedavid3]

wow!!! u just put gas in you fat muth

[tonnytot]

An old, fucking thief.

Tar and feathers....

[MariaBelucci1243]

you people are so dumb, think beyond the dude taking gas and see what he means. Obv its fake, and yes it most likely is their car. The dude is smart so i doubt he was doing it from a random car.

Talking about the government taxing you... think about it... theres a gas tax you pay, then they get the sales tax from the gas station...

[cardsfan365]

wrong...the gas tax the consumer pays is the only time that gas is taxed. The gas prices are so high because people realized exactly how far American's will go to get gas.(I'm American and guilty of this as well)

For instance, OPEC realized that America's "need" for oil does not follow the normal demand curve, it's nearly completely vertical. Therefore, they decreased output and increased prices.

"The business of business is business." (OPEC doesn't care about anything but making money)

[x401stateamindx]

wish he was my dad hes fuckin right about everythin FUCK THE GOVERNMENT.. I UNDERSTAND WHY GAS IS EXPENSIVE BUT IT SHOULDNT BE COSTING US $4.00 FOR A FUCKIN GALLON WE NEEED TO START MAKIN CARS THA RUN ON ELECTRICITY AND FUCK THE AUTO MAKERS FOR NOT TELLIN THE OIL CO. TO FUCKIN SHOVE IT WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THA CARS CAN RUN ON ELECTRICITY AND WERE PAID TO KEEP THERE MOULTH SHUT BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK ALL OF YOU RITCH MOTHAFUCKAS WHO CAN AFFORD THIS SHIT IN YOUR LAMBOS AN HUMMERS FUCK YOU!!!!

[cardsfan365]

You're fucking stupid

[corbinj06]

iamanutsalesman,

If you have not watched more than 10 seconds of any of his videos, then how can you claim that they suck? I'm confused, or maybe I am missing your point.....

[zona1070]

It's only stealing if you aer not the government

[kenmasters12345]

ahahhhah well put

speaking the truth

[x401stateamindx]

your damn right fuck them they steel to get everythin an we get locked up for doin stupid shit like this there all crooks tha need to get locked up you cant enforce a law whe your breaking so many

[cardsfan365]

Wow, you are very stupid

[loosemotion9]

Fuck this. All this video demonstrates is how much of an ignorant, self-righteous smart-ass this guy is.

[SamuraiClinton]

Your right!

gas prices are high! Also, taxation can sometimes suck ass!

Anyway, I heard that beer is cheaper than gas; so it is just smart to carpool with a designated driver than it is to take your vehicle for granted when driving drunk!

Just imagine if you had to choose between making America communist and switching to a zero-emission vehicle!

[Swamy456]

Anybody who doesn't realize this is a skit is a fucking really stupid person.

[iamanutsalesman]

somebody needs to kill your drunken dad in a fuckin car accident just like that sickening FAT SLOB "The Tourettes Guy" Each one of these stupid fucking videos start out with the same stupid music. I hit pause right away the moment I hear it begin and then type my opinion here... I have not watched more the 10 seconds of any of these stupid drunken dad bullshit videos you have here... FUCK YOU for making these. they SUCK. they are STUPID. you guys are a bunch of redneck assholes

[mydrunkendad]

Thanks for attempting to watch the videos! We really appreciate the feedback even if it as vulgar as yours.

[iamanotsalesman]

i think someone need to kill YOU iamcopyingaccounts

[YoungDripping]

Hey look faggot, you deserve getting a bad rep from others out there especially from any idiot that likes garbage like Tourettes guy or My Drunken Dad bullshit

[iamanotsalesman]

why? what did i ever do huh? you stupid twat. i have more friends then you because i'm nicer and i don't spam people or copy other peoples accounts

[l337fanboy]

Yes, we know it's fake. Dosent' change the fact that those who siphon gas can suck my dick. (Not really, I'm just expressing my anger at those who steal.)

However, if one is going to steal gas, I highly encourage you to take it from more expensive cars. They can take the financial hit better.

[warhammerdwarf]

5/5

"hey look a mercadeez!"

[KillQuick3]

The redistribution of wealth ? Tax rebate ? Take only 45% of their gas (how would u even know if u took that much lol) ? lmao

And of course its fake ! All new model (or even old like the 00' Accord) cars have their locks inside by the pedals !

Is that a FabricLand (the red store sign) in the background ? lol.

[chiefvsmario]

Who cares if it's fake?It still takes 3 min. and 32 sec. of leisure time off our hands.

[supagog]

dude you need a bigger hose

[theacrew37]

the old guy is right

[eversincealways]

Vilifying the substence of your own lifestyle. Bet you own that BMW.

[jeffsteadman]

i love to catch you doing this to my car you old raisin..

[footeze226]

THIS IS TERRIBLE STEALING IS AGAINST THE LAWS of man and God --

if you Want gas for ".06 per gallon" search those words on YouTube

This is for real

Honest to God

[darkmoca]

yeah this shit is fake. BMW's auto-lock after 3 mins of pulling the key from the ignition if you forget to lock it. So this is so fake. My BMW and MINI locks this way.

[Titan752]

Thieves! You're the SAME as the gas companies! Thieves! If I ever caught you siphoning gas from my car, I' d blow both of your hands off at the elbows! You won't need to steal gas then...you wouldn't be able to even drive a vehicle! I hope you get life for your dishonesty!

[keevs4u]

your such a retard its fuking fake!

[commodoreredleg]

Are you serious? It's fake? Well gee willikers, I thought this was real!

Fucking morons. No shit it's fake.

[tharonmiller]

At least get a bigger syphon tube! That thing's the size of a soda straw and it would take all DAY to dribble out! If I caught someone with a dribbling syphon tube hanging out of MY tank, they'd get a boot to the head for their trouble!

[cardsfan365]

There is also another mesh device inside the hose (don't know the technical term) that goes to the gas tank that you can't put anything bigger than a soda straw through

[DanteElite]

lol (dad) first of all dont swear. lol

and he goes of cursing along the video.

[JeramyM363]

these stupid cock-suckers left their car unlocked so its my right to take it AHAHAH

[dakidakov]

Thats fake. My friend has this model of bmw and the tap of the gas has key lock which is not connected to the central locking system. it is impossible not to lock it cuz if you dont you connot close the tap. Now the cover outside. it doesnt open like that. you have button from the inside of the car to unlock it.

[crimsonlung]

stfu

[eversincealways]

"Thats fake. My friend has this model of bmw and the tap of the gas has key lock which is not connected to the central locking system. it is impossible not to lock it cuz if you dont you connot close the tap. Now the cover outside. it doesnt open like that. you have button from the inside of the car to unlock it."

No shit Sherlock.

[dakidakov]

Didn't really get what you mean.

[eversincealways]

These rich, unfunny, yuppie fucks own that beemer. They are 'the man' they are sticking it to.

[JoeyIsTheBest12345]

lool hes hilarious

[azninvastion]

hahaha ..the funniest part was at the end.. {son}"hey look a mercedes" {dad}"oh hey lets go get some more..lol..lmfao..

[azninvastion]

hahaha ..the funniest part was at the end.. {son}"hey look a mercedes" {dad}"oh hey lets go get some more..lol..lmfao..

[bbygirls]

fake

[gaurd5002]

dude no shit dumbass

[bbygirls]

oh go slit your writes you peado

dude im a girl dude your a dumbass

[sike9900]

lern how to spell

[bbygirls]

hu why dont you

[ishanjohan]

i wish my dad is like that!

[IndigoPhoenix]

lol

[tucci06]

rofl if i ever caught u stealin my Z's gas....RUN

[erdina99]

Awesome! Keep up the good work!

[vorkev1]

Want to see somthing funney stick the house in the tank and in a beer bottle full of beer and leave ait and hide and watch 9 out of 10 times the persion will come back think you got scared off and dunp the beer in the tank thinging its thare gas.

[lockpickman]

lol the tube is just stuffed in the hole....lol dumb basturds

[anarchyXarsonist]

how did u not get caught?

[Mmchoul13]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhahaha

what a turd

[lilfelipe14]

man i love this lmao

[eyeofthebeholder569]

"oh look mercedes. Oh good let's go get some more." I love it!

[mtb416]

Love this stuff, keep it comin

[oasisoasis21]

im never gonna pay for gas anymore ever in the future

[duhitsthomas]

"oooh premium" ROFL

[k00lball3r]

THATS HIS FUCKING CAR U DUMBSHIT

[shwillit80]

hope you get caught stupid,,on video stealing, um im pretty sure the cops can identify you now

[mtb416]

people like you amaze me. unable to see fake from real. hahahahahahaha, you must be retarded

[JollyRoger7737]

SHUT THE HELL UP! (with you fake ass video)

[realdlj]

preach

[superfisto]

gas in the mouth is gross

[Zeldovich]

Yeah right

[trendy1966]

Very nicely filmed and edited

[deadfordays]

anyone who for 1 second beleived this was "real" needs to be paper cutted to death.

[jeremyroxursox]

aHAH agreed :) .. ouch though :)

[logofomosho]

this guy is soo gay its his car

[Hammadkazmi7]

you r right

[Hammadkazmi7]

lol

[dogglestab]

lol idon't think it was suposed to seem all that real, i think it was for entertainment purposes.... it was probably the dad's bmw.

[AkinaGod]

lmao, Theiving is a job too just like any other high risk high pay jobs.

[stinkyfinger6]

That guy is right about y it cost so much

[ricardo2crazy]

this is stupid , my dad owns a beamer and if i ever saw that old piece of shit id break your fuccin jaw open and die that string around u and run u over

[spitfire1500]

"Son 'secretly' films his drunken father"! How did he manage that? Has he got a fucking invisibility cloak! FAKE!!

[CalmRage1]

the theme fits right into the crazy book i wrote: EVERYDAY I AM ROAD RAGE! Y'all should check it out!

[CORVAIRWILD]

This is well re-hearsed entertainment. And it gets 5 times as many hits as my vids. So hoose the fuel???

[dudeisnotcoolio]

Thats fake cause the gas tank only opens if the doors are open,and who leaves the doors open on a BMW?

[feurzug]

still a thief and... a liar

[orlandostudios]

he makes perfect sense to me and i think he did the right thing EL CHEPO but i would do it if i had no gas in my car exspasilly if it was a donut cop

[willE46]

this is lame.

[weaselpants]

Reminiscent of TPB. Canadian, too, looks like. Good job.

[paulvaliulis]

this is such an absurd waste of time.

[campaignman]

must have alot of spare time, waste!